Why are people mad about being able to play as Coco in all three

Only faggots are mad. Everyone else is happy.

who's mad about it

Because when a large portion of /v/ likes something, another contrarian portion automatically has to hate it.
See also: Platinum

There's been a heavy trend in the last year and a half of adding a strong woman character into every game. It just gets tiring as fuck.

>>383325549
I'm a faggot and I love that I get to finally play as her, I'm sure most faggots are pleased just like when Princess Peach was playable in Mario 3D World.

>>383325549
No we're not. We always wanted to play as Coco.

>>383325453
Nobody is mad, the large majority of players either don't care at all or see it as a small novelty. I think it's great to give young girls just playing Crash for the first time something like this. The small handful furfag lolicon redditors around here are obnoxious but not enough to ruin the character.

>>383325691
Difference being that Coco was already there.

>>383325453
>That Naughty Dog paw sticker

>>383325691
What about coco is tiring besides the fact that she is a girl?

>>383325691
Masculinity so fragile ;)

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People are mad? I've heard nothing but people waifuing her on /v/. I feel like you actually might be trying to force a controversy here.

>>383325691
Coco was already in Crash 2 and 3 though?

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Because no matter how nice something is, there will be people who hate something just to hate it.

Nice Naughty Dog logo, people think this is coming to Xbox?

Unrelated question, is coco's movement speed,spins and jump different from crash?
I seem to get better timing for crash compared to coco..

>>383325453
I wanna fuck that rodent.

>>383325691
She's every bit as fragile as Crash. I could see being upset if she was like the Super Leaf in Mario or something, but she's just a model swap.

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>slut dumps the guy who saved her and goes for the rich asshole

women, right?

Why would anyone be mad about optional cont-

oh wait, I'm on /v/

>>383326329
Not sure if it still happens in the N.Sane version.

Bit of a missed opportunity to address it, but I can see they want that 1:1 upgrade.

>>383325453
her death animations are nowhere near as brutal as crash's

>>383326553
She was a last minute addition. Also some of them are quite brutal but I get what you mean.

>>383325453

Breaks the lore

In crash 1 she doesn't exist yet, she's modified by the frankestein looking guy to aid crash against cortex in crash 2, but doesn't actually join crash in 2, he helps him in 3

But who cares cause videogames lol

>>383327120
>But who cares cause videogames lol
Couldn't have said it better myself.

I mean, it's fucking Crash we're talking about here.

The only problem with adding Coco as playable is that is messes up her role in 2. She keeps trying to warn Crash through the projector but she is stood right there in the Warp Room with him.

>>383325453
who is mad? just more stuff to play with

>>383325691
>strong

found the manlet

>>383325453

Because she doesn't really play any differently than Crash.

>>383327457
We got some Paradox shit happening here.

>>383327120
Crash Bandicoot has the deepest lore

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>>383325691
>touches a bug
>literally die
>strong

>>383327120
>>383327457

These

>>383327579
Every level is built around Crash's moveset. Coco would break levels if she played differently.

Does anyone know if the gems are needed to get the true ending? I didn't bother in crash 1 since I heard the non 100% ending is the canon one, which one is the canon one in crash 2 and 3?

>>383327120
But that's actually explained in the game. She fixes the time machine in Warped, so she travels back to Crash 1 and 2 to help her brother.

>>383327860
And?

>>383327937
100% ending for Crash 2 and 105% ending for Crash 3.

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>>383325453
Wait, who is bitching about a bonus character you don't even have to use?

>>383327937
Nigga it's Crash, if not seeing the true ending in a game where plot clearly takes a back seat bothers you that much then go look it up on youtoobles.

>>383325691
You are correct and I hate social justice shoehorning, but this really isn't that big of a deal. Making your main character a stronk independent black woman with an afro and a no-man attitude is repulsive, but just giving you an option to play as a female almost-characterless character in a game that's just an HD remake of some older games is far less repulsive and I just can't bring myself to care.

>>383327937
100% is the canon one for 2 since the beginning cutscenes of 3 picks up literally like a frame after the end one for 2, and as for 3 I don't know. It used to be the non 100% ending but depending on if they continue remastered from here on or just new games it could change.

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On paper, according to some documents, her original characterization was to be "brains and beauty" to contrast Crash's silly appearance and scrambled brains.
Remember, the evolve-o-ray was originally supposed to turn animals into geniuses. She managed to avoid getting put through the vortex so she would retain great intelligence and sanity. She would match wits with Cortex, try to reason with Brio, and be all-around super smart while still being beautiful and flirty.
Naughty Dog wanted her to have obvious sex appeal. Like a Jessica Rabbit thing. But the thing is Jessica Rabbit was a human, not an anthropomorphic animal. Since Universal and Japanese execs didn't like her, and since ND weren't happy with the compromises they made with Tawna's design, they decided they wanted to make the series more family friendly, they just gave half of Tawna's traits to a new family friendly character, Coco.
I like this new version of Tawna in the remake, but I don't know if she has a place in the series anymore. Is there enough room for 2 hyper-intelligent blonde bandicoot girls for one of them not to feel redundant?

>>383327579
She doesn't need to. She was made playable because she's a similar size to Crash and because it would be easy. If you start making different play styles of Crash of all things then you're going to go back down a route that's better off avoided.

>>383328718
I wanna fuck her bandicunt

>>383328718
Regular Smarts (Coco) vs Street Smarts (Tawna).

Hanging around Pinstripe could also help with that.

For the gems where I don't have to die, does it matter if I die on the bonuses?

>>383329190
Nope, you can die as much as you want in the bonus rooms.

It's the only way I go through Lost City.

>>383328718
>Is there enough room for 2 hyper-intelligent blonde bandicoot girls for one of them not to feel redundant?
No. Coco and Crash are enough.

>>383325453
It was tacked on.

There wasn't much of a difference between Crash and Coco in terms to gameplay; Not unlike Mario and Luigi (Luigi have a higher jump, while Mario have more friction).

>>383325691

There are legitimate reasons to get angry, this is not one of them.

>>383328718
She's more of a brawn and beauty type if the N-sane intro were to prove anything.

Sadly, the only place for her is Racing/Party games; she's now the Daisy of the Crash series.

I'm just glad she's not DLC

Who else thinks that Crunch was wasted opportunity being made part of the Bandicoot family instead of dark Crash or some shit like that? I know Fake Crash exists but he is just a deformed Crash. Crunch is what Crash was supposed to be.

>>383325691
from one /pol/ack to another please step back from that shithole for a minute. She was in Crash 2 and 3 and is a pretty understated character anyway. It's just a fun little easter egg.

>>383329857
I kinda agree; He's the Brawns of the Bandicoots, while Coco have the smarts.

Still, he's mostly used for Multiplayer games.

Does Naughty Dog get any royalties from the HD trilogy?

>>383330282
They own nothing of the rights. Legally, they don't get anything.

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>>383325691
This is clearly a falseflag and he baited so many damn people.

>>383330403
Which is why they're pissed about it; the only royalties they get is from Crash Bandicoot are the ports on PSN.

Cortex
>He needs the angry face, bad posture, and grumbling, annoyed voice to really feel like Cortex. The only times he weren't menacing were when he was scared of Uka Uka. He never comes off as menacing in N. Sane Trilogy, the closest he came was the intro of Crash 2
>Lex Lang is no Clancy Brown, but I believe the problem isn't with Lex, it's with poor direciton.
>The more simple bronze N he had on his head in the last few PS games looks better than the stylized metal N they've been using since Twinsanity
>I don't mind making him more yellowish, but he shouldn't be like a Simpsons person. It should be a slight tint.

Brio
>The constant giggling is retarded. He was only like that in the end of Crash 2 because he was happy about destroying Cortex. His voice was better in the shitty nu-Crash mutants game, it's the same guy I don't know why he's not doing a good job anymore.
>They gave him long arms and huge hands, he looks like an ape man now
>They shaved him, reee

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>>383327703
yes

>>383330560
They're not pissed about it though.

>>383329857
I don't think there's any point to him. Crash isn't a series that needs a ton of playable characters that play differently, when they shove a ton in you usually get a lukewarm mess of a game. All you need is Crash's play style. For spin-off party games you have the Tasmanian Tiger guy to fill the same niche Crunch would.

>>383330845
>For spin-off party games you have the Tasmanian Tiger guy to fill the same niche Crunch would.
What about Koala Kong?

>>383325453
Who is mad?

>>383330960
Sure.

>>383329857
I liked the idea of him, but I agree the execution was bad.

They had a few good things going with the expanded post-ND cast but any possibility of development was wiped away with the 2007 retools

>>383330845
I wasn't saying as a playable character, just another character in his villain roster. Hell, the elemental gimmick didn't annoy me (It's how they implemented the gimmick)

>>383325561
>who's mad about it
do you pretend pol doesn't infest 4chan like a tumor?
>>383325691

>>383325691
You're right, Crash 3 was ruined in 1998 when Coco was playable

>>383329607
>brawn, brain, and beauty
She would probably be a role model and guide for Coco if she was made a main character again. Coco would probably be given a few more flaws, like being shy, nerdy, and nervous or something, to stand apart from the confident Crash and Tawna.

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>>383325453
The only thing I'm mad about is her missing death animations.

>>383330608
>willy
who?

>>383331434
Who Crash was supposed to be.
Fun fact, he is stilled called Willy in code and the code for Crash on the bike is obj_Willy#youfuck

>>383331434
Crash Bandicoot's best friend, Willy Wombat. He was a femboy trap that was made into Brio's sex slave. He died of AIDS minutes before the events of the first game.

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>>383326553
She still gets Flattened by a boulder, smashed into the screen by the club guy, eaten by a plant, blown into bits, and electrocuted. It's still disappointing she doesn't have an animation for the bees, getting slammed by those two walls in the Egypt levels, or popped like a balloon by the spikes.

>>383331350
Why is this an issue? She has more than enough. Do you all get off to it or something?

Is Coco cute?

>>383331924
It sounds like you have a fetish, anon.

>>383331981
She does anal, yes

>>383331924
The better and more comical character has animations for those, so no worries.

>>383325453
She was playable in Wrath of Cortex. I literally see no problem here.

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>>383330608
>Uka Uka probably realized their village was doomed by apathy and fucked off a long time ago
>became a powerful sorcerer accomplished in dark magics
>enslaved nature to build his temple (Sunset Vista) and other monuments

>>383331150
Oh. Eh, I don't really care for many of the post-ND designs including Crunch, I'd much prefer seeing Vicarious Visions take a stab at designing their own bosses before putting in post-ND things.

>>383325453

You're gonna need to point to some source where people are mad about this because so far her reception has been nothing but positive, even on here.

>>383332710
So when Papu Papu kicks the bucket, he is going to go into his mask?

>>383326553

>Wanting to hurt that smile

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>>383332089
Yeah.

They clearly shortened their time for optimizing and polishing the game in order to make time for coco. Yes, I'm mad.

>>383325453
>considering /v/irgins people
Buddy...

>>383332926
Probably

>>383333642
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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Does Coco kiss Tawna if you beat Crash 1 with her?

Who's your favorite Crash character and why is it N. Brio

>>383333569
How do you know it's not just the typical incompetence of the western developer that lead to those things?

>>383333917
That's a valid question.

>>383333958
>chooses to invent furries to fap to over anything else
LITERALLY /ourguy/

>>383333917
you can't do any of the bosses with her.

>>383333917
Yes, she also grabs Tawna's ass in the blimp ending.

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>>383333958
That's not how you spell N. Gin

>>383330608
>Willy

Is this an old design document or the manual? How do you fuck up Crash's name in his own manual?

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>>383334213
The one time I'll campaign for more gay representation in games, and it winds up being Crash Bandicoot.

>>383331329
Coco being shy would ruin her character

>>383325691
faggot

>>383325691
I love these strawman anti-sjw baiters that you summerfriends keep falling for

>>383334803
She has no character besides "im smart"

im just mad with her design. her eyes look fucked up now.

>>383335383
She looked weirder before though

let's fucking settle it
http://www.strawpoll.me/13389270

>>383335096
Now she's more a bit more silly like her brother.

>>383335843
Not in-game. She looked great in 3 and CTR.

>>383325453
/v/ has a strain of misogynists (yes, the m word) who are constantly complaining about women. Doesn't matter the guise ("waifushit", SJW, etc), it's all the same concealed hatred for the female presence.

>>383334549
Old design Document, back when Crash was Willy Wombat.

>>383336134
That's cool.
Shy is probably definitely wrong word, I'm thinking more introverted.

>>383325453
What kind of faggot gets mad about more content?

>>383335096
She's a millenial now.

>>383325453
She is wasted dev time that should have been used to actually polish the game instead. I bet she is the reason the art style is all kinds of fucked up for stages

>Only one more no-death gem
>Slippery Climb
Just end my suffering already.

>>383336418
It's technically not content.

>>383328718
antagonist? Antagonist

>>383336764
But she's sweet. It would be a shame for that girl to get ruined by the Cortex Vortex.

>>383325453
She isn't in the underwater stages that's why

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>>383335843
>>383336137

>>383336931
Nothing after CTR exists.

>>383337004
Crash Bash

>>383325691
people say this is bait but you genuinely can't tell because /pol/ and /r9k/ or so separated from reality that they think this way, ruining their lives being angry over literally nothing

>>383337065
Eh.
Only worth it for Rilla Roo.

>>383337004
Crash Bash
Crash Wrath of Cortex
Crash Nitro Kart
Crash Twinsanity
Crash Tag Team Racing
Crash of the Titans
Crash Mind over mutant

And that's not counting the portable titles.

>>383337317
None of those exist.

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Because I hate women.

>>383337414
They exist alright, that there's nothing Activision can do about it!

>>383337428
She's not a woman, she's a girl. Also she's not a woman because she's a bandicoot.

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>>383328718
>2 hyper-intelligent blonde bandicoot girls for one of them not to feel redundant?
Anon, we have room for 4 extra sex appeal. I'm pretty sure Tawna could have stay

>>383328718
Considering all of that retarded nonsense was twenty years ago the devs of the N. Sane trilogy could have had Tawna show up in 2 and 3, even if it was just cameos and little interactions with Crash and Coco. Maybe see her with Pinstripe in the background of some stages in 2 and 3 like relaxing at the beach, exploring the ruins, having a romantic boat trip, etc. Really no reason to deny her from the games anymore.

>>383337786
The pinstripe thing isn't canon.

>>383337317
i liked wrath of cortex and nitrocart was alriight (ttr was shit, open worth rqcing game wtf)

>>383337786
She leaves Pinstripe after 2.

How long until remastered CTR with online mode?

>>383338204
NB4 she hooks up with Crunch.

>>383338403
inb4 Wrath of Cortex is retconned out of existence.

thats what it is, she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

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Why are the fuck are the controls so much heavier than the original?

Why am I constantly falling off of things I should be landing on?

>>383339023
Because they used Warped's controls for both 1 and 2. You'll fall a lot in 1 because of this, but 2 and 3 are easier.

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Choose one.

>>383339023
The controls are nearly perfect. The problem is that Crash's hitbox is shaped like a capsule instead of a box.

>>383339263
Why the fuck would they do that? Maybe it's because I've only ever played 1 before, but I seriously cannot fathom why a fucking remake that is intended to cater to nostalgia would change the controls.

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>>383325691
>people fell for this fake/pol/ bait

how far we've fallen

>>383339385
FUCKING THAT'S WHAT IT IS

I was wondering what the hell made it feel so different.

>>383339415
Because 1's controls were clunky as shit.

>>383339241
well is crash rising the jet aki and tigre now?

>>383339340
2 is wrong, needs more circle head

Can you play as crash in the coco levels?

I'll be honest, i can pass 2 and 3 (originals) easily but 1, even though ive beaten it i dont like replaying at all.

>>383339664
Only Bye Bye Blimps from I think. That's the only one.

>>383331269
That's not pol, it's just /v/.

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>>383339730
I don't enjoy 2 much despite most Crash fans saying it's the best one, but I love the no bullshit platforming of the first game

>>383339807
Bye Bye Blimps is still a Coco stage, even though Crash has 2: that one stage I can't remember that is in Cortex's warp and Rings of Power.

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Who else here has been exclusively playing as Coco?

>>383340343
For re-playing levels, sure.

>>383336418
/v/

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>>383339340
None.

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I want to kiss Coco!

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>>383340343
Once I get the game I'm just going to switch between the both of them in each area.