Nintendo's R.O.B device was shitty, but for some unexplained

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Rob was an overpriced piece of shit
>Moves slow
>Annoying sounds when he moves
>Only two games and they were both shit
The only reason I would buy one of these today is to sell it for double the price.

>>383323316
R.O.B was meant to be your buddy, not just with games, but he could also be used in the real world.
I used mine on multiple occasions, mostly seeing what he could do, like lift up a cup, and if he could write.

Seeing ROB 64 in star fox always made me imagine what if Nintendo had continued releasing an updated ROB for each new system. At this point Switch ROB would probably be one of the most advanced consumer robot toys on the market

>>383321709
>>383324693
What if they made R.O.B. a learning AI that could play 2 player games with you if you had no friends

>>383324693
I too, wished for that.
I always thought that ROB would eventually be the same model, but with a voice module and fingers.
When 2000s came around, I hoped they would make one for Gamecube, but alas, none.

ROB is my waifu
anyone got any pictures of him?

>>383321709
It's that same feeling with games like Tomodachi Life.
You can't explain why you like it, but you just like it. (Sounds like a work of a demon)

>>383326281
>>383326281
>Nintendo is actually manufacturing Succ-a-buses

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>>383321709
I also unironically like R.O.B. and wish he would make another appearance in Mario Kart.

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this doing it for you buddy?

>>383328483
>>383327308
moar

I miss ROB threads

>>383321709
Has anyone modded a fleshlight into a ROB yet?

>Be me
>See ROB commercial
>Be like "aw sick"
>Save up
>buy ROB
>See him start to move up discs up and down
>oh wow
>Get creative
>see what ROB can lift up
>not a lot
>a year later he's still functioning
>I want to get scientific
I tried to get rob to stroke me
>parents catch me doing it
>they throw ROB out
I regret ever getting scientific, stupid fucking hormones.

ROB doesn't get the love he deserves.

>>383329623
>the one and only time the fags that say "it's for science! hehe" was actually telling the truth

>>383323316
>not wanting a cute robot freind

Only reason they included rob was for people to not associate it as a game console but the idea is stupid, rushed, half-baked and does not even make sense.

>>383331904
But...but....gaming robot buddy

WaRob is superior

>>383334190
Never heard of that guy.
Is it Rob but he's supah gay?