What's the most crazy conspiracy in vidya you unironically

Death Stranding is new MGS

Everyone and everything is racist and that includes you.

>>383230067
so who was this pep silvia anyways?
i never got it at the end of the show

>>383230376
It goes deeper than racism only, but yes, this is true.

Luckily humans also unironically love one another for survival's sake, as well.

Warren Spector knew about 9\11

>>383230436
Hallucination induced by stress/glue

>>383230376
>in vidya
Leave it to /pol/ to miss the fucking point

>>383230436
Hey bud. From what i gathered Charlie (who is illiterate) was just miss pronouncing all the mail as Pepe Silvia instead of Pennsalvani

>>383230067
I believe that Hideo and Kojima are different people.

And I think that the western gaming industry has been infilltrated by brainwashed, marxist sleeper cells aka useful idiots who try to take over the last media outlet that isn't in (((their))) hands.

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>>383230067
>What's the most crazy conspiracy in vidya you unironically believe?

The entire industry is being covertly manipulated by the military industrial complex towards becoming a global "Ender's Game" style Battle School.

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>>383230692
fuck was it really that obvious?
i feel like a dumbass

Link is dead in Skyward Sword

>>383231024
R=U

>>383230067
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>>383231024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w0x-GVjF3w

Arcanum has a conspiracy pushed by gnomes. Which is a metaphor for anti-white genocide

>>383230067
>you unironically believe
I truly believe BotW reviews were all either paid for, or the reviewer/outlet was afraid of the potential backlash from Nintendo diehards (see: Jeff Gerstmann / Jim Sterling)

>>383230067
Where you hear this? I never heard this before.

>>383231324

I don't think they were paid but I absolutely buy the "afraid of backlash" thing.

Reviews in general are where any of my conspiracy theory bullshit generally lies. It's kinda hard not to have little faith in a positive review when you still remember Kane and Lynch and Driv3r.

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Publishers prevent devs from making too good of a game so people will have a reason to buy the sequal.

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>>383231324
>it's easier for people without a Wii U/Switch to believe Nintendo would waste time and money paying off a hundred reviewers, with a new Mario, ARMS, and Spla2n all vying for the crown this year.

I would tell you you're delusional, but I know that ship left port long ago.

>>383231646
You serious? Basic business/marketing strategy is release the best product you can and then shit out sequels, spinoffs and merch for the real money

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>>383230973
please let this be a reality. Also, fuck yeah xenomorphs.

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>>383231726
>ARMS vying for the crown
>delusional

>>383231758
He probably means in terms of Cowardooty.

>>383231816
>implying another good multiplayer game released this year.

A lot of the blame for MGSV being shit should be thrown on Kojima and everyone who ever thought that chapter 3 would somehow redeem it all are dumbass fan boys

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>>383231923
>implying arms is a good multiplayer game

>>383231925
Didn't Kojima go WAY over budget on shit like the licensed music? I could see why Konami would try and stop him.

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I believe Square Enix's accountants purposely shifted profits from their western game sales onto FFXV to make it appear very successful and not a massive commercial failure. This is the same publisher that let go of IO interactive despite making record revenue last year.

>>383232032
Once again, that man is a furry. Being a furry is the root cause of all his problems. Not nintendo games.

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>>383232534
Ok

>>383231646
This is especially obvious with the new Battlefront. The first one stripped out all the features of the old Battlefronts and received success anyway riding on Star Wars 7 hype, and now the new one puts all the old features back in and can claim they listened to what the fans want despite offering nothing new or interesting and still fucking things up.

iwata commited sudoku after the failure of the wii U

>>383230067
since the games arent canon mine is that geralt is just having his dying breaths in the games, going through fantasies in his head, that's why he sees people he shouldnt be seeing like regis who should be a broken window

>>383230692
that's really clever but the would all say philadelphia, PA

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>>383231758
I think publishers prevent devs from making too good of a game to prevent them from murdering their other IPs.
If a dev makes a huge success and it kills 2-3 other brands of theirs, and then that dev fails to keep delivering, they could die outright.

>>383230067
I honestly believe Sony and Nintendo have back alley yakuza fights with switchblades and broken glass bottles.

>>383233007
Pennsylvania Avenue
Pennsylvania Street

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>>383230067
I believe SJWs were artificially created by big gaming/hardware corporations to protect their paid reviewers (via divide and conquer). It evolved immensely from there into other areas as a side effect.

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>>383232791
I think that's what Capcom is doing with SFV and MvC:I.

Or they could be that incompetent.

>>383233279
You're wrong sjw are just libshits that were encouraged to enter game journalism via college and given grants to do it as a stepping stone into the game industry.

>>383230692
Carol in HR = Carolina

>>383230067
caramel was right

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the giants evolved from pianas

>>383232534
tfw furry

tfw live successful life

I dont get it

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>>383233902
I thought I was the only one.

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>>383230173

>>383233621
Care of HR
Carol in HR

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>>383233950
Congrats dude, you didn't let your fetish consume your entire life. Not being sarcastic, genuinely glad for you.

>>383233950
do you tell people at work or friends and family?

do you find people look down at you at all?

>>383231763
i just peaked about 20 minutes ago and i hate you for posting this image.

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>HURR UNIRONICALLY.
There's very few instances in 21st century vernacular where that word is applicable. Of those, this is the polar antonym. The word you are looking for is "ironically." "What's the most crazy conspiracy in vidya you unironically believe?"

>>383234447
:thinking:

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>>383234312
Cool.

Kojima used money for mgsv to develop P.T. using a seperate studio/name and in turn was closely monitored and shut off from the mgsv team by Konami.
I feel like he thought that by showing the hype for a new well done SH game, let alone the buzz that surrounded PT would convince konami to fund it.

>>383232791
I thought this same thing and I believe it