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>It's the middle of the night
>You're just chillin playin vidya or talking about which squid sister is better
>Suddenly you hear something outside your house
>Car alarms go off and you here the sound of trees being broken and falling
>The ground begins to rumble
>You feel the vibrations getting closer to your house
>Birds fly from the trees in fear
>You hear something break into your house
>You begin to panic
>The vibrations are more vigorous and louder
>Whatever is coming is coming closer to your room
>It stops outside of your door
>The theme song kicks in
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvtgI9jUd3w
>Your door begins to bang louder and louder as if something is trying to break in
>You look over at your stash of bananas and realized you're fucked
>You suddenly hear "YEEEEEEAH"
>He breaks in
Quick /v/ what do you do?
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Donkey Kong is the greatest video game character ever
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>>383232348
>the shitty fur that just looks like autobump cranked up
I miss 90's CGI
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Anyone who thinks returns and tropical freeze are even remotely similar to the original country series asides from barrels, roll-jumping, and the kongs themselves are full of shit. Doesn't mean TF isn't great on its own, but damn I miss country's on-the-spot turning controls instead of returns and tf's slooow ramp up before turnig midair
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Well not even my tropical freeze bump-shitpost saved your thread. you're on your own pal
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>>383230015
>literal porch monkeys
Jeez louise nintendo...
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No memes
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>>383229024
get vibes of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7K2Bql6D4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
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>>383238626bodacious
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>>383238626
Less sex appeal, more sax appeal
https://youtu.be/iXoELYrsQdU
David "Madman" Wise played the sax himself for the credits while the rest of the OST is completely synth. Man seems to really love stickerbush symphony
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