ITT the best way to get banned from GDQ
>be the nicest dude ever
>become friends with a famous speedrunner
>get on the couch with him when he goes to GDQ
>just sit through most of his speedrun
>at the very end of the run
>shout into the mic
>"SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY TRANNY SPEEDRUNNERS IN THE COMMUNITY PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS"
Why does /v/ still pretend traps are bad? They are superior to both men and women.
>>383218074
agreed
did this actually happen? someone please link
Did he deserve it /v/?
>>383221024
>get banned from gdq
>go to japan
>become professional cosplayer
>make millions of dollars
yes
>>383217543
Why do you guys watch this stuff? Speedruns look boring as fuck.
>>383217543
>be the nicest dude ever
Already banned.
I feel like the GDQ Circuit has been dwindling more and more in attendance noticing the crowds in the audience like last year it felt like there was more people?
>>383221330
Obviously some people do not find them boring. Your question answers itself.
>>383221330
its pretty cool seeing the games you played when you were young finished really fast
i cant watch games ive never seen before it looks like trash
ESPECIALLY when they run games that takes 2+ hours, i lose interest instantly
who the hell speedruns final fantasy THIS IS GAY
>>383221330
It makes ok/trash games look pretty good or enjoyable.
>>383221330
They look boring but then you have the occasional good shit that breaks the way the game is played
try watching the alttp run they did last night, this one was a fun watch
>>383217543
wait the jedi knight guy was banned? why?
>>383218074
only if they are cute. The abominations we're railing on are the opposite of cute.
>>383221330
I find these speed runs hard to watch.
All I can see is the death of my country in the audience.
A bunch of fat lonely males playing super nintendo their entire life.
God save this country.
SHIT
>>383226098
kek
sucks that they're not making goldbergstein richer, he has golden limos to buy
>>383226325
You can learn to live for yourself anon.
You're life doesn't have to be a shallow cess pull of hatred.
Don't get me wrong though, I don't want that for you.
Guys like you deserve to die virgins.
>>383226449
And that's what they're doing. They're living for themselves doing what they love, and you're shitting on them and calling them virgins as if sex is the most important thing ever.
That's sad.
>>383226098
Playing super nintendo is more fun than anything you could do with a female, and I'm being serious.
>>383217543
HAHAHA DUDE
THAT WOULD BE
EPIIIIIIIIIIC
Who the fuck "speedruns" turn based JRPGS? Do people actually tune in for the entire 8 hour run?
>>383218074
>>/hm/
>>383226098
What makes you think they are lonely?
>>383217543
Wait did this actually happen? Timestamp/link?