ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, IT'S TIME FOR SHOW AND TELL. WHAT WAS THE

>>383211424
I played Stardew and it was fun. I love micromanagement.

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>>383211707
I CAN'T HEAR YOU SOLDIER

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played spelunky, helped tunnal man finish all the shortcuts, feelsgood

KINDRED SPIRITS ON THE ROOF, SIR. IT'S CUTE AND VERY YURI, SIR. 10/10.

>>383211980
GOOD TASTE, PRIVATE

>>383211796
EVERYONE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD TURNED ME DOWN WHEN I ASKED THEM FOR THE DANCE AND THAT MADE ME A LITTLE UPSET BUT OTHER THAN THAT STARDEW IS A BLAST, SIR.

>>383211980
SPELUNKY IS PRETTY SWEET. KINDA WISH I NEVER BURNT MYSELF FROM PLAYING THE FREEWARE GAME RELIGIOUSLY BACK WHEN I HAD A SHIT COMPUTER.
>>383212190
KEEP AT IT, MY BOY. I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU, MAYBE.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Mobile

>>383211769
What exactly is happening here?

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I PLAYED DUNGEON FIGHTER ONLINE SIR

IT'S KOREAN AS SHIT BUT 2D FIGHTAN MMO IS A FUN THING EVEN WITH THE GRIND

GLACIAL MASTER IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT

>>383211424
I PLAYED MINECRAFT, SIR. I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SPAWNED A WITHER IN A BEDROCK CAGE WITH A THOUSAND ENDERMAN. THE NIGGERS WON SIR.

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TEKKEN 7 SIR! IT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED IN A TEKKEN GAME!

>>383211424
I BOUGHT BAYONETTA SIR. SHIT'S NUTS YO.

>>383213070
BAYONETTA IS GREAT, ALTHOUGH I DO WISH THE WOLF FORM WASN'T BINDED TO THE EVADE BUTTON.

ATOM ZOMBIE SMASHER. ITS FUN FOR SHORT SPELLS AND I FELT LIKE A CHANGE FROM FTL TO SCRATCH THAT ITCH FOR A BIT.

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YAKUZA 0: DIALOGUE GALORE

THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY

PAYDAY 2 SIR! I DON'T KNOW WHY I STILL PLAY THIS GAME I GUESS IT'S STILL FUN IN MY MIND I ALSO DON'T OWN ALL THE DLC SO I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THE COOL GRENADE LAUNCHERS THAT ARE STUPID OP SO I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT ON MORE FUN. ALSO THERE ARE NEW MINIGUN BULLDOZERS THAT I HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED YET.

>>383213378
IT GETS BETTER. DON'T FORGET TO DO SUBSTORIES, MOST OF THEM ARE FUN AS FUCK.

I PLAYED DISHONORED DEFINITIVE EDITION SIR

ITS A BARE AS FUCK "REMASTER" BUT THE GAME ITSELF ITS PRETTY COOL.

ILL GO FOR LETHAL SNEAKY RUN SIR

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>>383211424
Funny, I just played and finished Half Genie Hero. Game was good outside of some mandatory backtracking and a really lame final level/boss.

I WAS PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2
I WANTED TO GO TO IVAN'S SERVER, BUT NOW THE ONLY PARTY VAN IS THE AUTISM FEST ON AMERICA
NOW I'M REINSTALLING CIVILIZATION 4

I MARATHONED NUCLEAR THRONE BECAUSE I COULDNT GET PAST 5-3 AND AFTER HOURS I DID IT SIR, IT IS A GREAT GAME, I LOVE TGE INVENTIVE GUNS AND RECOGNIZABLE CHARCTER DESIGN. I HAVE NOT REACHED THE THRONE YET SIR.

>>383211424
NEX MACHINA. IT'S FUN AS HELL BUT I SUCK ASS AT IT, SIR

>>383213647
Bought it during the summer sale and will play it after finishing Hollow guy. Won't set my expectations for the game very high.

Morrowind, just started the game and did the Fargoth stash quest

METAL GEAR SOLID 2, SIR! RAIDEN IS A TRUE AMERICAN! GOOD BOSSES AND MUSIC BUT THE STORY CARRIES TOO MANY BEATS OVER FROM THE FIRST GAME!

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>>383211424
I PLAYED GoNNER SIR,
IT IS FUN AND MEANT TO BE PLAYED FAST PACED AND REWARDS THAT TOO, UNLIKE OTHER PERMADEATH GAMES. CLOSE TO BEATING IT AND HAVE UNLOCKED NEARLY ALL THE ITEMS.

SHADOW OF MORDOR SIR
IT'S A REALLY EASY GAME BUT I ENJOY BULLYING THE ORCS AND GETTING IN TROUBLE
NO UPGRADES FOR ME SIR OR ELSE ITS PISS EASY

I WAS PLAYING MIDDLE-EARTH SHADOW OF MORDOR

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LORE BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEGENERATE SO IT WAS MY FAVORITE GAME OF 2014

I AM EXCITED FOR THE SEQUEL AND WILL LIKELY BUY THE GOLD EDITION AS THE JEWS PLANNED

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>>383211424
hollow knight sir, wasn't a fan of all of the backtracking but the boss battles along the way were fun and satisfying sir

i also wouldn't mind fucking some of the bugs either, sir.

>>383212558
>look it up
>just found out about it
when the heck did that happen

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>>383211424
I played Redout sir.
The Mars race tracks are absolutely fucking godlike sir.

>>383212637
hmmmmmm

Played some Blacklight Retribution. It is okay from a F2P game but it can be really grindy if you want a specific loadout and armor costs a goddamn fortune.

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>>383211424
I love this fucking car, sir. I would marry this car if it were legal.

>>383214026
NEW INTEL! THE STORY'S FUCKING INSANE, SIR!

Team Fortress 2 sir. One of my favorite games. Well-designed, useful, fun to play classes. Easy to get into, hard to get good. A bunch of apple blossoms may think that this game is no longer good, but I know that a bunch of stupid hats will never obscure its beauty, sir!

I played Hollow Knight. I really like it and it's scratching that metroidvania itch very well but shitposters have ruined the ability to make threads about it on /v/ so I have nobody to talk about it with.

You assholes.

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HERITAGE FOR THE FUTURE SIR.

I KICKED A JOTARO MAIN'S MAGGOT ASS 7 TIMES OVER AND GAVE HIM THE OL' "GG EZ"

>>383211424
TEAM FORTRESS 2, MAGGOT!

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mankind divided is one of the very few games I actually got more interested in as I play, was super boring at the beginning but got real good as it went
ended super abruptly though, I bet it would've been super short if I avoided most of the side quests

>>383215709
RANDOMIZER IS SOME FUN SHIT, THOUGH tf x 100 IS THE TRUE INSANITY!

I PLAYED PERSONA 5 SIR

IT'S GUD

ON NEW GAME PLUS SIR

>>383212637
Degeneracy

Squad: pretty fun if ur in the mood

Fallout: New Vegas with some mods. Had several 100 hours in the vanilla console version and I wanted to spice things up.

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>>383211424
I PLAYED WORLD OF WARCRAFT SIR.
I MADE A PIRATE GOBLIN GIRL SO I CAN SWASHBUCKLE AND SHOOT VINTAGE PISTOLS AT MY ENEMIES, SIR! IT IS FUN, BUT GETS BORING DOING THE SAME COMBOS. MIGHT MAKE A DEATHKNIGHT OR A FURY WARRIOR INSTEAD. SHAMAN IF POSSIBLE.

TF2, SIR! STILL WAITING ON THAT UPDATE, SIR!

>>383211424

DAUNTLESS, SIR!

ASIDE FROM SOME JANKY HITBOXES AND COLLISIONS, IT WAS AN ALL RIGHT GAME SIR!

>>383216089
>console

>>383211424
p4g
its good
some faggot on here spoiled it for me though
i like p5 better so far

>>383211424
DARKEST DUNGEON SIR!
GOT A PROSTATE EXAM AT THE COURTYARD,SIR!

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>>383211424
GUNPOINT SIR!
THE GAME IS SHORT, FUNNY AND ENGAGING SIR!
THE CONTROLS ARE EXTREMELY SATISFYING AND LEVEL DESIGN IS GREAT SIR!
THE MUSIC MAKES ME WISH I NEVER JOINED THE CORE SO I COULD LISTEN TO IT FOR HOURS ON END SIR!
THE ATMOSPHERE IS TOP NOTCH WITH A PLOT THAT MAKES YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO CONTINUE PLAYING IT SIR!

I SUGGEST YOU PLAY IT WHEN THE COMMANDER REDUCES THE COST SIR!

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Fate/Grand Order
I give it credit for being a mobage with a story that actually ends on a proper note, side stories and sequel put aside. Fuck the 1% gacha rate though.

>>383211424
WOLFENSTEIN THE NEW ORDER, SIR!
THE AI IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BUT IT WAS FUN REGARDLESS.

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>>383211424
I killed this guy a total of six times.

Six. Times. This was him at the Tower boss fight bit near the end of the game. I say overall the game was great and worth the $5 I paid for it. It actually makes me want to grab Shadow of War when I can, (Metro Exodus and Sea of Thieves first).

FTL

GODDAMN MANTIS SHIPS ARE SOME GOOD SHIT. DIDN'T USE WEAPONS AT ALL UNTIL THE FLAGSHIP BECAUSE FOUR MAN MANTIS CREW IS A BALL OF FUCK OFF, DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ENEMY MEDBAYS. STUMBLED UPON A CRYSTAL LOCKDOWN BOMB TOO, ALLOWING ME TO WIPE CREWS BEFORE CLOAK COOLED OFF. FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

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Ze the last game I played vas Zeam Fortress Zwei. Spent meine zime playing Medic. And it's vas wunderbar!

Just beat Mario Galaxy, really good game, love the level variety. Might complete it if it weren't for the fact that you'd have to play through the entire game twice just to get the last star. I'd like to go back to eventually, especially since I didn't see every level and I felt like I was playing pretty shit. I'm going to scratch it off the list and go play NSMB Wii.

i pirated the fallout 4 dlc but i didnt start it yet because i kept taking breaks from the shit main quest
you cant start the dlc until a certain level

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I'm in the middle of this but it's shaping up to be a 9 at least.

>>383211424
FFXIV

It was dogshit until I got halfway through the main story (ARR), then it became better

>>383211424
I PLAYED OVERWATCH, SIR.
THE GAME ITSELF IS OKAY, BUT THE COMMUNITY ITSELF IS A BUCKET OF BETA MONKEY SCROTES, SIR

>>383211424
Bomberman R
The final boss was very annoying but the battle mode is always fun. I don't like grinding for coins.

>>383211424
LIFE IS STRANGE, SIR
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING AN AUTISTIC SPIKE JONZE FILM. I WAS HALF EXPECTING A KICK DRUM, GUITAR AND WHISTLING TO KICK IN AT ANY MOMENT. I WILL NEVER DOUBT /V/ AGAIN SIR!