ITT: Video games at girls' houses childhood stories Because

>>383201898
>girl likes Zelda
>likes ONLY Zelda

>>383201973
Why is this so common?

Every girl I knew back then had a gameboy with some shitty girlie game she never played.
That and Pokemon.

I didn't really go to girl's houses until I was in high school because I was awkward. I'm still awkward. Shit what am I doing with my life

>>383202116

Because Link is hyper feminized and sexually non-threatening while at the same time offering the masculine sense of adventure girls crave as a change of pace.

>>383201898
I had a friend who didn't play anything but she always wanted to watch me play.

>>383201898

>be 11
>10 year old cutie crush would come over
>play mostly golden axe on sega genesis
>she would sit across my leg and rub up against me
>too beta to make a move
>eventually find out she made out with my retarded freckle faced redhair ginger tiny actual faggot neighbor
>cry myself to sleep


I was the faggot

>>383202334
plus it's an easily recognizable series that is both accessible yet still has a lot of nostalgia by "true" gamers

>>383202334
Does Link make rupees by performing oral on Zelda's mom?

>>383202427
I had the same thing happen, but instead the girl ended up dating Chad.

How can Chad already be Chad if he's not even entered puberty yet? It's madness.

I've never really had a speaking relationship with any woman in my life (I used to work on an offshore oil rig and now I'm a lineman). Whats it like to have friends who are girls? Is it awkward with sexual tension and shit?

>>383202567
Fuck. Why is this such a common fetish? I still dream about this kinda shit happening to me.

>>383202745
Either from the get-go or at a certain point you don't really see them as women anymore. Well, not obtainable women. Same thing. They just become another friend

>>383202567
>be 8
>girl next door has a sleepover part for her 10th birthday
>besides her brothers I'm the only boy there
>some girls start teasing me and say I'm also a girl
>I say "WELL YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THEN" and pull out my 8 year old cock
>rest of the evening consists of 10/11 year old girls fondling my 8 year old junk

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>>383202567

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>was about 8 or something like that
>one of my father's friend dies of leukemia
>we go to his house to pay our condolescences to his wife and daughters
>everyone looks destroyed, like they were barely being able to hold their tears
>i notice an Snes under their tv in their living room and some cool-looking Looney Tunes game cartridge inserted in it
>i get excited and i ask to one of the girls to let me play it
>i can still feel the fucking ankwardness and the shame right now like it was yesterday

>>383202602
>>>/r9gay/

>>383202745
Almost always, yes. The only girls I've ever had as a friend with zero sexual tension, we both found each other unattractive. We were mostly just drinking buddies and had a few years between us, but I'm fairly certain we might've tried dating had we spent more time together because that's how that shit usually goes. Your entire body is hard-wired to want to fuck the opposite sex, and ignoring it doesn't make the urges disappear.

>go to some girl's house when I'm like 8 or something
>she tells me we can play Xbox (the original, which was new at the time)
>we sit down
>"WAIT WE HAVE TO GET A DRINK FIRST"
>she drags me to a huge refrigerator
>gets us both a few cans of soda
>"hey I want some J&B do you want some too?"
>I have no idea what J&B is but say yes anyway
>she pours some Coke in a cup and then fills up the cup with J&B
>the taste haunts me but I pretend to like it
>we get back to the xbox
>the only game she has is The Urbz
>for some reason the game doesn't work well and we can't get any gameplay
>the girl goes apeshit while trying to get the game to work
>her parents never check on us despite the girl screaming
Fun fact: her dad was some rockstar

>>383202602
Some guys are just genetically destined to be Chads

>>383201898
>be, like, 10 in the mid '90s
>go to some house with parents
>girl there and her friends and her much younger brother
>they're trying to play some megaman game on NES
>they suck
>pick up the controller and play
>doing really well
>one of the girls says, "omg he's so good!"
the end

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sims
also "wrestling"

>>383202602
chad is genetics, don't let self made normies connive you they "became chads" they never will

That one girl had some nice games for her game boy but she would never let me borrow them. She was a very anxious and shy person and feared my dog would chew on her cartridges

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>>383201898
why the fuck do girls like sims so much? i pirated sims 4 on my gfs laptop cause she never got it when it was new. even back in the day every girl played sims.

>>383204560
Because The Sims used to be good and everyone had easy access to a PC+piracy
And the game was cheap

>>383204560
it's easy, has no real lose conditions, and lets them dress up sims and play it like the dollhouse simulator that it really is

I go to law school eith a girl who dresses like Advent Children Tifa and always has Steam open on her laptop.
She seems like a huge beta nerd, but whenever she's not looking at the floor and/or hiding her face under her hair you can see she has ear gauges.

>>383201898
Went to a girl friends house in the 5th grade, destroyed her in super smash brothers, she got so upset she told her mom I was being mean and made me go home. That was the last time we ever spoke. Sucks, she was really cool.

>>383204972
she doesn't sound cool. sounds like a cunt m8

>>383204972
>she was really cool.
Did she wear her baseball cap backwards and do sick kickflips on her skateboard?

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>>383204972
At least she let you smash

>>383205247
she wore a hawaiian shirt with slices of pepperoni pizza on it instead of flower decals

>>383204915
Did her bait reel anything in at all?

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>>383204972
>he didn't have his cheat sheet with him

>>383205227
Lot more to it as we had hung out before that but yeah.
>>383205247
Nah she just wasn't your typical "gamer gurl" I guess. She played jrpgs and had beaten Pokemon. 10 year old me thought that was cool.
>>383205302
Ok.

>>383203090
>WELL YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THEN
Alpha as fuck anon

>>383205505
She just sits by herself and doesn't have any friends AFAIK. I talked with her about some assignments once during a class and she seemed nice.

>>383205302
should have used a carlos face m8

>>383203723
Like, the whiskey?

>>383205748
Yes.

>>383205828
Not gonna ask you to post their name but damn that's kinda fucked up

>>383205963
It's really messed up in retrospect but it just seemed sort of odd back then. The girl is on TV sometimes and she doesn't look like an alcoholic at least.

>>383205302
hey oh

>>383205506
This is beautiful.

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>>383205506
>pic

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>girl in grade above me invites me over to her place in middle school
>we play soul calibur 2, melee, and quidditch world cup
>her parents order us pizza
>watch some anime
>then she shows me the final boss of kingdom hearts because I mention a friend of mine had it but I only ever saw him get through Tarzan's world

Nothing else really happened. We kissed the next time she invited me over though. she said it was her first, but it wasn't for me

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>>383201898
Post more

>>383206804
How did you know her?

>>383201898
I used to live in Oregon, and I had a friend who was a girl. We would regularily hang out and desu she had patrician taste. We played Lego Star Wars and Battlefront together on her ps2. She was a total bro. Unfortunately I moved when I was 8 and I never really saw her again.

>>383207063
She and a couple of my friends were the early birds so I would sit with them in the cafeteria before we would go to our homerooms.

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>was weird awkward kid during early highschool
>end up being friendly with a girl who was friends with another kid I kinda was friends with
>she loved anime and in retrospect was likely a weeaboo
>she was always nice to me
>liked videogames like me as well
>would even hug me
>was so awkward and had never been treated human really by most girls so I didn't know how to act other then awkward
>she was a year ahead of me so she ended up graduating before me
>never tried to get with her
>never told her how much her being nice to me meant

Just wish I could thank Whitney.

insufferable fucking blogposter

>>383207526
>>383206804
There was some rich kid at my high school who could get senior girls to come to his house every weekend even though he wasn't a senior because they all sat at the "autist table" (the other autists would be invited too). Seemed pretty cool but he ruined it by telling everyone he "did turbo bukkake" with one of them (which of course wasn't true). He made it worse by suddenly admitting it was bullshit two years later.

>>383207871
Do you know her name? She's probably on FB or something or even LinkedIn. You could find her.
If anyone could help me out, I'm looking for a woman named Angela who was born circa 1981 and lives in London (or at least did in 2015)..
She has dark hair and had a dream of moving to Berlin to start a boutique wine store/bar.

>>383208072
That's pretty funny.

>>383202745
I've had plenty of female friends, but they were more like acquaintances who were alright to talk to or get lunch or coffee with between classes once in a while. Except one. She was one of the best friends I've ever had and I fell deeply in love with her. Kind of ruined that and haven't seen or talked to her in 4 years. Still miss her every day.

>>383202745

You can be friends with girls if you think they are unattractive

But its tough to be friends with girls if you find them attractive

>slightly older cousin
>Play mostly Mario party/Kart on the 64 when I come over
>She begins to get interested in anime
>Gets Goemon for the 64
>Doesn't have the Rumble Pak though and couldn't save
>For months we played attempting to get past the first world and eventually beat the first boss
>Never got too far before we decide to just play a mario game
>she eventually became one of those hardcore Nerd girls who would become the sole female in a group of beta nerds and hop from group to group
>Married some computer programmer and turned into hardcore tumblrina and is now a muslim and wears a headscarf in public and identifies as Pansexual/Gender neutral

Feel sorry for husband he seemed like a pretty cool guy but just too beta to really ever stand up to her. also put a kid in her so he's stuck for at least 18 years.

>>383208265
oh yeah, angela! yeah, I know her
she's a he now

>>383202427
I had something similar happen to me, but in my intense autism I didnt realise it was at all sexual or anything, it just confused me

>>383209942
big fake cock?

>>383209673
How did she ever become a muslim?

>>383209673
>muslim
wat

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>>383207871
I knew a Whitney back circa 2001, me and my friend (her brother) gave her a bit of a hard time for being the same name of the gym leader. Last year, I decided to visit their house (my friend lived on the other side of the fence) to see what became of them.

Whitney never left and was this pale and pathetic-looking NEET

>>383211491
HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE
THE GODDAMN BURKA IS ONE OF THE PUREST FORMS OF FEMALE OPPRESSION

>>383211865
probably because it's the ultimate victim status, which gives her power in western society

>>383211593
poor whitney
is she a likeable person at least?

>>383211593
God I hope that isn't the same one. That was about the same time too. About 2001-2002. She kinda seemed like she could become a NEET but you know you always hope that won't happen. She had the cutest smile.

>>383208265
Thought about that but I can't remember her last name to save my life. Then again back then last names weren't very important so it is what it is.

>>383211491
I dont understand why Feminism and Islam are SJW partners

It's like if the Jews teamed up with Adolf Hitler because they thought his ideology was cool and the jew badges were stylish

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>>383212663
Probably not since AFAIK she was homeschooled and lived in Texas, but your post made me remember that experience (it actually wasn't last year, it was two years ago). I wasn't doing too great in life either at that point but it was a door that I wish I hadn't opened.

The only girl I played games with as a kid always played them with me at my house.

She doesn't talk to me anymore.

>>383213083
Its people using popular "I'm being so ridiculed look at me" status. For some reason they think that because they support them that these same groups give a shit in return. They don't. In fact the people they help would be the first to chop there goddamn heads off.

>>383211865
give 2 completely different people the exact same thing to read/study and you will be surprised at how often and how different the things that people can get out of the exact same text can be.

Not trying to justify it or anything and can be admittedly dumb at times sure but still. Sometimes people do not see the truth/facts and just see what they want to see.

So lets be a tad fair and give her the benefit of the doubt and her probably being raised with western sensibilities for all if not the majority of her life. So reads the Muslim stuff and since she views shit differently she does not take the words/wording in it to mean the same thing as what others/majority may believe. Since again giving her the benefit of the doubt she probably believes in it as a version that could be considered "moderate" or even a "reformed" version of it.


Soo think of it what you will but at more than just a glance shit can and does make some sense, even if stupid.

>>383213331
> They don't. In fact the people they help would be the first to chop there goddamn heads off.

This is pretty true

Any two liberals get in an argument and you can bet one will throw the other under a bus in a second so the winner can look more oppressed(?)

It's why I dont think this movement will last long because they cannibalism each other like it's a sporting event. Eventually in a few years the chosen black, disabled, trans, gay, prophet will rise and eat everyone else alive.

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>>383213219
I feel for you anon. I hope me mentioning her name didn't give you too much pain. I feel pain myself too. All I've ever wanted is to be happy and it feels like that's never going to happen.

>>383202116
entry level nerd game, you know this to be true
there's nothing surprising about it, it's like girls liking star wars or the beatles, people keep telling you they're good so you must like it lmao

>>383201898
The only female I played vidya with as a kid was my cousin, she never really expressed much interest in anything except for harvest moon for gba. One day I deleted her file because I didn't know how much she cared about it and she cried a lot

>>383214627
Why would you do that anon?

>>383201898
Back in high school my girlfriend and I would play Vidya all the time. Halo came out our sophomore year, and we'd have sexy deathmatches where she would lay on her stomach and pull her pants down, and I'd insert myself into her from behind. Then we'd try to distract each other by making various movements. She also deepthroated me while I played Super Mario Bros once, that was pretty great.

>>383214865
A friend wanted to try it out and I was a dumb kid.

>>383203414
Eh, I say let it go. You were 8, kids don't care about or understand death at that age. You saw something you liked and got excited about it, there's nothing wrong with that. Hell, asking the daughter to play a game with you might have actually been a good way to take her mind off losing her dad, even just for a little while. Well, unless playing that game was something she and her dad always did, then that would just be super awkward.

>>383202334
>sexually non-threatening
What

>11th grade
>There's a sweet, girl who had her lost her legs in an car accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has 1 or 2 friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist, Im talking amazing talent.
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly becuase she has nobody
>We start to hang out outside of school, but not in front of people.
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal on ps1
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass, she worked on this stuff for years)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a week before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time.

>>383215426
This is pasta.

>>383213083
It's because they think Trump wants to eliminate women and Islam - therefore SJWs are willing to overlook minor things like systemic oppression of women in alot of Muslim majority countries.

>>383201898

Used to eat my friend's sister out while she played KH.

>>383215426
If that's true you should probably kill yourself

>>383215606

Be less new.

>>383215648
No thank you

>>383215593
Did you ever do the benis in vagoo?

>>383201898
In high school, I was friends with this girl and several other guys and the girl was in a relationship with one of them, so we'd hang out at his house and play vidya and watch movies.
She had some kind of histrionic personality disorder, she'd bring down the mood of everyone in the room if she wasn't happy, and it didn't take much to get her angry. She'd also use her friends as shoulders to cry on and she'd cry basically every single day at school and acted like it was something normal. I'm sure we all grew to hate her in time, not just me, but nobody wanted to be mean.
Basically, she would tell the same stories and same catch phrases and make the same jokes over and over and it was getting tiring, I wasn't sure if she realized she was doing it.
She'd lose at any game, no matter how easy you went and would repeat her mantra of "b--bb-b-ut i already told you i dont play halo!!!!", so annoying.
Then one time while I was at their house, she decided to have a gigantic bitchfit because my friend (her bf) decided to speak mock japanese at her and he finally broke up with her and kicked her out. It was around this time when she firmly believed she was like 1/4 japanese, she was also a gigantic fucking weeb.

Also, the whole group fell apart after this, because it turned out she was the only thing keeping the mutual group of friends together. I don't even know how it lasted as long as it did.

>Made friends with a bunch of female tumblr types (not the full blown look but clearly users of that website) in college because I needed friends and the opportunity arose.

They were literally the walking meme of tumblr users who don't play video games. I watched Until Dawn with them because I was over when it happened and I wasn't about to be a sperg.
For that one playthrough I was like "oh, maybe watching video games can have some value" but then every video they showed me forever after that was just some retarded babbling over footage of usually not very engaging games.

i lost my virginity to a girl I met over wow at 19

>>383215963

Did they end up desperately trying to force you to be friends with their boyfriends?

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>be kid during late 90s/early 00s
>go to kid's house
>always a split-level home
>have to take shoes off even though they're White and this is America
>games are never in a living room but a half-assed finished basement
>PS1, N64 or PS2 with shitty third-party controllers
>THQ games based off movies/cartoons/Nickelodeon shows
>snacks consist of store-brand chips and the exact opposite brand of soda/juice your parents would buy

>>383215606
That pasta is at least three years old.

Lurk more before posting, newfag.

>>383215790

I don't have benis.

>>383216628
Stale meme

>>383216135
>Boyfriends
Hah. Everyone was single except the two attractiveish girls were dating each other.
One of the sisters of my friends who was actually very attractive had a boyfriend who started coming around, he was a pretty alright guy though the group definitely tried to push the "bromance" angle a lot harder than was actually happening. Which he proceeded to buy into a ton which was just no good.

Veeeeery narrow tastes in vidya all around from them. Like I'm a nintendo kinda guy and even I felt like jeez guys diversify. They all had 3DS' 2 had WiiU's, and one had an xbone with almost entirely assasins creed games.

I am selling them a bit short though. It was a perfectly good friendship most of the time except occasionally they became walking stereotypes and decide I'd bite my tongue.
One of the few times I didn't hold back is when Bayonetta got added to Smash and we were playing that and somebody mentioned her being sexist. I (I'd like to think) pretty rationally laid out the details of how she's pretty much one of the least sexist video game character very clearly for everybody so that there was no confusion.

>>383216640
how bout scissoring then

>>383217167
and I'd decide to bite my tounge*

>>383217343
Not him but do you know what that is

>>383215426
I really want to have sex with a paraplegic.

>>383216627
>snacks consist of store-brand chips and the exact opposite brand of soda/juice your parents would buy
Every fucking time

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>>383201898
>ninth grade
>a friend of mine finally gets a girlfriend
>head over to her house for a lowkey party
>she doesn't talk a lot about games or nerd culture
>after watching a movie she pulls out a copy of Split/Second
>we start playing
>she just fucking wrecks everybody else
>it turns out that she's better at and plays more video games than anybody else I know
>she's just good at hiding her power level
Her TV downstairs was one of those plasmas that would suffer a lot of burn-in, the Fallout New Vegas HUD was permanently burnt into the bottom corner.
I miss her.

>>383216627
I'm 18 and if you updated the controllers this would be still be completely accurate today.

>>383213083
Because it's all Marxist ideology. They're just trying to use brown people to try to destroy western civilization this time instead of poor people. Ideological compatibility has nothing to do with it.

>beat friend's girlfriend at smash bros
>smack talk her in a joking / friendly manner because that's how our friend group has always acted towards each other
>she gets up, locks herself in the bathroom, and cries for like two hours (i didn't even say anything mean)
>when she finally comes out, my friend and her spend hours outside talking, reminder that this was a party and she was distracting him the whole night, ruining the fun for everyone
>he ends up breaking up with her right there

>>383215516
Old moldy pasta. I haven't read in years.

>>383201898
Mario Kart And Mario Party

Around the time we graduated she got a wii. I don't know why it amuses me, but she had the pink princess peach wiimote with a pink studded grip that gave it the appearance of a dildo.

>>383216627
>>have to take shoes off even though they're White and this is America
Hey fuck off. I like my floors clean.

This was recently but
>meet girl at uni
>she invites me to go see dr.strange
>I drive her back home
>talk my way into her apartment
>she has a PS4
>2 games, Little Big Planet and Spider-man
>ask her about it
>she says she likes LBP and beat it but didn't like Spider-man
>tell her I wanna watch her play
>she loads up LBP and starts playing
>I pounce her
>have sex
pretty good night

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>>383202362
Dude, are you me?
>super hot childhood friend
>loves to watch me play video games
>doesn't actually like playing them
>married for 5 years now
>only had sex 3 times
>she'd rather watch me fuck other women
>she's way hotter than any other woman I can land
Life is fucking torture

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>>383201898
BROOKE SHIELDS IS CUUUUUTE!

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>>383223446

>go to girls house
>"if you beat me i'll suck your dick"
>can't beat her
>ended up sucking her dick

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>>383223542

>>383203090
Your my hero

>>383201898
>3rd grader
>invite girl and her cousin over to play math blaster
Good times

>>383215372
He's a twink.

When I was in 6th grade, I got assigned a project with a girl named Sarah Moss over a short break. She was really cute and popular and I was an autismo sperglord, so I was kind of dreading it.

When I got to her house, she mentioned that her mom wouldn't be home with the supplies for the project for a few hours and asked if I wanted to play Mario Party.

So we started to play and were having a good time and we eventually got into a prepubescent awkward bet where whoever won, the other person would have to flash them. She ended up winning and I whipped my bepis out and she touched it a little bit and then we got naked and poked and prodded each other and awkwardly kissed a little bit.

Then her mom came home.

Then we went to different schools and never saw each other or spoke again and I didn't touch another female until senior year of high school.

>6-7 years old, play spyro and tony hawk with twin girls my age
>don't see them for many years
>run into them at the community pool around age 12
>they giggle and whisper and ask if I remember them, along with other flirty shit
>brush them off because I'm a middle school sperglord
>recently see on Facebook they grew up to be hot as fuck
Oops

>>383223326
So you and your wife had sex 3 times
And basically it's an open relationship or one sided?
I really wonder about your relationship so regardless of my questions please elaborate too

>>383201898
I had a friend back like 20 years ago...our parents had a band together so we hung out and played vidya, she had weird shit like Zoop and that Olympic Rings mascot game, but also that one Kirby puzzle game.

She fell off a trampoline and broke her arm, then like a boss taught herself to play SNES with one hand.

>>383201898
I have a friend who plays fire emblem on her 3ds and occasionally plays smash, actually all she does is play fire emblem

>never had a female friend
>never had a girlfriend

Who else /dying alone/ here?

>>383225116
Will be 28 in a few weeks, still a virgin. Feels soulcrushing.

>>383224351
I mean like she's a hard observer type. She doesn't like doing things, she likes watching people do things. Like she doesn't particularly enjoy raunchy comedies like the Hangover or what have you, but she likes watching my reactions to them, like if I ever look at her when a movie makes me laugh she's just staring at me intently.

>>383225369
She might be a replicant trying to learn feelings.

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>>383220045
>9th grade
>ps3 game
jesus fuck...

>>383213083
>It's like if the Jews teamed up with Adolf Hitler
The Israelis basically practice modern nazi rules in regards to race mixing, politics, marriage, who can be in the military, racial classes (ashkenazi, sephardic, arab, etc.). It really is quite interesting and ironic.

>>383201898
I remember some weird Barbie snes game my little cousin had. I think you drove around in a car? I don't really remember...

>>383225698
barbie super model. also showed up on sega channel i think

I had a girl two years my junior in my senior year of high school that played Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 3DS, and was easily better than me. We played during lunch or after school online with Skype, but ultimately stopped communicating after she confessed she liked me in a Facebook PM, due to being the one of the few people in her life interested in vidya. It's been 2+ years since.

>>383225645
If it makes you feel any better, high schoolers who are graduating now were playing PS4 games in ninth grade.

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>>383213937
>it's like girls liking star wars or the beatles
Everyone likes The Beatles though. Beatlemania is a different thing altogether.

>>383225116

>Make mistake of staying friends with a girl who shot me down out of desperation for friends
>She invites me to hang out once
>Turns out she wants me to be friends with her new boyfriend (she went through them like popcorn) and was latched onto him with some dumb look on her face
>Call her over and ignore him instead as slime ball detector went off like a Christmas tree
>Month later, she starts crying about how he's abusing her
>Say to just break up then as I want nothing to do with this
>"But I lost my virginity to him and if I don't stay with him, I might end up forever alone like you are"
>This was after knowing her for 3 months in which she felt the need to keep telling me about all the anal she did.

Can't say that line didn't hurt. Nuked contact once I made an actual friend that started inviting me to things.

>>383226618
Beatles suck, Backstreet Boys of the 60s, literally the first boy band. Fun fact, they didn't invite Eric Clapton into the group because they were afraid he'd steal the show.

>>383225975
why did you not put in vagoo

>>383201898
>22
>Head over to friends house, 27
>She mainly plays Mmo's and Minecraft
>For some reason, discussion of portal comes up while idly chatting
>She plays for a bit but stumbles alot because no fps experience
>Comment if she needs alittle help
>Tosses controller at me and angrily says "fine, you do it"
>Spend the whole time with her barking at me what to do

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>>383201898
>new neighbors
>they have a girl the same age as me at the time (10)
>parents become friends with them and force me to come along on a visit to their house
>reluctantly go but bring my gameboy expecting to be bored
>a few minutes into visit "hey anon go play with femanon"
>notice she has several consoles but assume she only has barbie games or some shit
>ask her what kinda games she has
>opens a cabinet and find out she has every tom clancy game to date
>turns out because her dad's a marine she has an obsession with anything military or navy related
>end up becoming good friends
The first and last time I ever met a true gamer girl

>>383201898
I know my little sister fucking loves Etrian Odyssey.

>>383226698
>"But I lost my virginity to him and if I don't stay with him, I might end up forever alone like you are"

What the fuck, why would anyone say something like that

>>383214934
>things that never happened

>>383205506
>(bring oil)
Every time.

>>383202116
girls want to go back to the monarchy

>>383201898
>have a childhood friend
>girl
>she likes anime, vidya, volleyball is on the honor roll
>tall
>cute butt
>literally perfect
>year older though
>Family really close with hers so hung out a lot
>introduced me to my favorite games (pokemon, night fire for gamecube, zelda, persona)
>sister the same way
>sense of humor is way different and we don't click in conversation
Lack of or wrong sense of humor is always a deal breaker.

>>383227075
>tfw no cute imouto to play Etrian Odyssey with

Fucking kill me

>>383226874
The feeling wasn't mutual, or I was too beta/self loathing. I think I've given up on relationships and just want a bunch of friends to experience life with.

>>383227124

Someone who's been socially coddled her entire life. She was co-dependent as hell too. She kept that retard around as her "best friend" and started dating some new retard the week into the following semester. She'd have that one wait outside 2.5 hour classes just so they could look at each other through the window the whole time and she didn't seem to understand why I refused to speak to him when she brought him along to a hang out when I specifally told her to come alone to discuss things.

>>383226857
Give a criticism of their music instead of a shitty ad hom like calling them a boy band. Also Eric Clapton made S H I T

>>383223326
How did the three times happen?