Grimoire... It was supposed to be out now... You said it'd

I told you faggots. I fucking told you faggots. He has been doing this ever since 97. You're merely pawns of history. You fell for it. AGAIN.

WHERE IS THE INCLINE?

>>383195078
F

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>23 years in development ruse
>people still fall for it

>COMPLETION NOT SUBJECT TO FUNDING!! THIS GAME WILL SHIP IN MAY 2013 WITH OR WITHOUT ENHANCEMENT!! A PLEDGE HERE WILL BE FULFILLED. THIS CAMPAIGN IS NOT A FUNDING FOR COMPLETION, IT IS A FUNDING FOR ENHANCEMENT!!! COMPLETION IS GUARANTEED HERE! SEE VIDEO FOR DETAILS.
>THIS GAME WILL SHIP IN MAY 2013 WITH OR WITHOUT ENHANCEMENT!!
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat for nothing.

The official sapes song for when Cleve wakes up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5KIwGk_gAY

>>383195078
Listen you dumb fucking SAPE... it'll be out when it's out, alright?

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S
C
A
M

I think, at this point I've already gotten 600+ hours of entertainment from this game, and it's not even released yet.

Cleve wasn't lying after all.

>7/7/17
>Incline Cometh

Only another 30 years till the full game lads. Second demo in 20 minutes

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

Oh
I've got something in my throat
I need to be alone
While I suffer

>>383195256
that was awesome

>>383195306

Don't worry dude, once you're a wizard there's no going back.

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHA NEVER EVER YOU ARE NEVER GETTING THIS FUCKING GAME AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>383195408
how do you work on a mod for 23 years?

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IT TOOK 23 YEARS TO MAKE

he knwos its shit thats why he remakes it so many times

its destined to be this way when you're so full of yourself because you cant design for anyone but yourself

See you all on July 7 2077

Fear not friends, I'm sure the game is ready but the filthy sapes running Steam don't want us to enter a glorious new age of RPGs.
Cleve will come through for us, believe in him.

OH FUCK IT'S OUT
GO CHECK STEAM

These threads are bizarre. It's like I'm peering into some alternate timeline where the memes evolved in strange and alien ways. I still don't know what's up with these golden babies.

>>383195306
Rick Wakeman, what are you doing up at this hour?

>>383195256
neat

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>>383195451
B-but by then it will be 2000+ hours, anon!
>you might die before Grimoire is released

https://mega.nz/#!wSIj0baC!r6nNKVBzdiE7u_5UxxyoHsDCWV9mTZwUvTvlYaIe40o

NO GAME NO LIFE

DO NOT CLICK!

THIS IS MIDGET PORN AGAIN!

Wait a fucking second. Wait just one goddamned second. Why would an ausfag be named Cleveland? That makes no sense. I'm starting to think something fishy is going on here.

>>383195665
nice dolphin porn

>>383195614
I'm always surprised at the seemingly large population of prog fans on /v/.

Check again you retards it just got posted.

>>383195593
You whore.

>>383195612
the dev's logo?

>>383195665
OH FUCK IT'S DOLPHIN PORN

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>>383195593
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COMING SOON COMING SOON COMING SOON

>>383195665
20 gigs of dolphin porn? fucking sweet thanks anon

>everyone ITT can't see the purchase button only visible to people with superior neanderthal vision
As expected of /v/

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Et Tu, Cleve?

>>383195665
> Dolphin porn I didn't already have
Fucking great
Thanks mate

OH SHIT
GO CHECK OUT CNN
IT'S HAPPENING

>>383195545
>make
It took about 2 years of original development time to build 90% of the existing game back in 1995. Cleve stole that stuff from Sirotek and has spent 21 years commissioning amateur sprite art and making UI alterations because he can't figure out how to make substantial alterations to the game.

>>383195593
fuck you too, anon

>>383195719
He moved there

>>383195738

Listening to Ayeron as I watch this thread dude.

>>383195739
THIS. ITS UP! ITS UP!

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I still refuse to believe that there are 42 unique posters in this thread. Are you all invading from RPG Codex or something? Get off my 4chan.

>>383195305
Unfortunately the majority of Earth's population is made of borderline retards with short memory span. So it's bound to happen.

holy shit guys check his Twitter. he said it should be out in about an hour

>>383195665
H-How did you get this, anon?

>>383195916
BURN IN HELL SAPEFAG

>>383195916
I'm just here to laugh at neanderthals

>>383195878
>He moved there
Oh, okay. Carry on then.

>>383196025
he paid people bitcoins to fuck dolphins and filmed it

>>383195916
dumb sape

>>383195665
That's a pretty sexy one anon, I didn't know dolphins could DO that.

Five lolis at once wew.

>>383195916
back to rebbit phaggot

>>383195916
If those motherfuckers over at RPG Codex don't permaban the dude, then I lost all respect for them.

They've been lied to three times in a row now. This is not counting all 15+ years of lies that Cleve was on about before 2012.

I want that Neanderthal's head.

Why doesn't Cleve has an Aussie accent? Does an autism accent just trump everything else?

>>383196083
fuck off sape, you're old hat you're fucking unevolved africanoid piece of monkey dung you dumb fucking sape

>>383195916
>implying RPG Codex isn't a bunch of /v/ burnouts

>>383195665
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>383196197
Infinitron the jew will never allow Cleve to be banned. Cleve brings a lot of attention to the site.

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FUCK YOU CLEVE

I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU

RELATIONSHIP WITH CLEVE IS NOW OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcMn_Eu-XTE

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COMING SOOOOOOON AHAHAHAHA

guys what happened? I thought Grimoire was supposed to be released by now. surely a developer of a prestigious crpg wouldn't knowingly jerk his customers around?

>>383196207
I don't think he's actually from Australia, he just moved there or something.

>>383196269
It's like a retirement home for /v/eterans suffering from PTSD.

B-b-b-but... Steam checked in on him. They had the thing greenlit. He PAID to have it on Greenlight. They accepted it. They checked his file for stats.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383196360
It's all part of his master plan.
By delaying it he can weed out the worthless fucking sapes and make sure only enlightened Neanderthals play his game.

>>383196207
He's from America, and he actually hates Australians.

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>bitches about dead weight
>Still hasn't finished the game he stole over two decades ago

>>383196197

Don't you understand?. The lies and shitposting were the game the whole time.

>>383196331
But at least we have thwarted his plan to make money on the thread. There was already one member asking about how much he'll have to donate.

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>>383195351
>interdimentional shapeshifting aliens behind 9/11
HE FUCKING KNOWS

SHUT IT DOWN

>>383196065
IS NOT FAIR!

https://steamdb.info/app/650670/info/
>Last Record Update 5 days ago (July 3, 2017 – 02:51:57 UTC)

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>>383195665
It's 80mb of meme images if anyone's curious.

Clive has decided filthy sapes are not worthy of his game.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316
>not even online on Steam
fucking kek

Is it released in Australia? Any aussie fags here to confirm?

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FUCKING SAPES
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
HE WONT RELEASE IT WITH YOU ANIMALS SKULKING AROUND
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey, for all you newfags that have been fooled by Cleveland for the first time today, here's how the pattern goes.

He will disappear for days, maybe weeks, maybe even months.

Then he will come back and say he's working on some issues and get on some rant about Trump or Fossils or Vaccines or some other shit like that and ignore the people raging at him.

The cucks at RPG Codex will continue crying at him, some of them will continue hopeful.

And in a few years, we will do this dance all over again.

>>383196616
Nice try getting people to download your dolphin CP faggot

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>>383196616
>TFW dolphin porn would have actually been better

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>>383196065
>>383195665
>>383195521
MAKE IT STOP!

>>383196681
I'm in New Zealand and it isn't out on my end.

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>And at the helm of this epic title is our old friend Cleve Mark Blakemore – veteran Commodore 64 developer, programmer at Wizardry: Stones of Arnhem and self-professed titanium-boned Neanderthal

TRUST IN CLEVE

>>383196616
Still get more use out of em than the game at this point.

>>383196703
Just .04241 nano issues remaining! I swear!

>>383195078
>$40

I understand the extraordinary amount of time and work put in to it, but..... no

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>>383196616
mfw not dolphin porn

>>383196703

Thanks for helping me know my meme!

>>383196650
>42 hours in STALKER

wew grimoire is going to be goty

Coming Soon is a steam issue, it's happened to other games. Just give it some time. Example:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/392470/discussions/0/520518053453797042/

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>>383196343
>>383195784
>>383195521

THIS IS NO TIME FOR SMUG

how fucking shitty is steam to even allow something like this to happen

Guys, to give you some hope, this isn't exclusive to Grimoire. Other games that were in the coming soon bar that are supposed to be out now have the exact same problem.

M-m-m-maybe it just takes a few minutes.... That's it! Just half an hour more and it will be here!

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Haha new meme guys

I'm not sleeping EVER again until this game is released EVER

30 minutes past due

>>383196926
Happened to GTA V too:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/271590/discussions/0/611701999534670480/

I wasn't going to buy the game because of the price.

But now that it might not come out, i'll definitely buy it.

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>>383196976
WHAT BETTER TIME IS THERE WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PLAY AHAAAAAAAAAAA

But... couldnt he get in trouble with steam for doing this? I have to imagine steam gives you an agreement for this type of thing

>>383197118
prepare to stay awake for 20 more years

>>383197215
If nothing else, he had to pay thousands of dollars to get his game on Greenlight. This makes no sense.

It's not on the upcoming tab anymore
RIP

>>383196926
>>383197035
>>383197151
It's Valve time.

>>383196872
Artists price their stuff based on the time and effort put in, anon.
Games are priced based on production quality.

Sirotek filed an injunction on the game.
He is claiming stolen assets were used.

It's not exclusive to Grimoire.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/635761/LOGistICAL__Canada/

Another game this happened to. It just seems like an issue on Valve's end.

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We have entered the NEANDERTHAL TIME VORTEX, WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PROGRESS THROUGH IT, BUT IF WE ELONGATE THE SOFT SKULLS OF OUR CHILDREN, THEY MAY HAVE A CHANCE TO SURVIVE AND SEEK THE GRIMOIRE!

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>>383197170
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB FUCKING SAPE? YOU JEALOUS THAT GRIMOIRE IS ABOUT TO BLOW ALL YOUR DUMB JRPG WEEBSHIT OUT OF THE WATER? BET YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE INCLINE YOU DUMB FUCKING SAPE

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>>383196926
Clive seemed pretty sure that it would come out today so maybe it's a glitch on the store page like your link

>>383196681
No change on our end.

>>383197289
greenlight fee was a hundred yo.

Quick, plan your party while you are waiting

https://www.dropbox.com/s/s65dktw1by2s769/Grimoire%20Planner.xlsx?dl=0

Not dolphin porn, I promise

>>383195351
TERRY DAVIS Profile pic

;))

>>383197406
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&client=ms-android-att-us&ei=cSZgWebdEYmMjwSWnprYDA&q=steam+coming+soon+not+yet+available&oq=steam+"coming+soon"

LMAO HE DID IT AGAIN
but seriously valve must have a copy tested and ready to go so it will probably go live at some point today

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IT MIGHT ACTUALLY STILL HAPPEN

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>>383197215
there was never any game files sent to steam. why do you think you did not have an option to pre order?

>>383197371
good. I hope this glorified caveman never releases his sex dungeon gay rape fantasy rpg.

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Aaaaand it'd vapourware

Dammit Clive.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on why /v/ loves this game all the sudden? What did I miss?

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>Cleve doesn't release it.
>Blame steam for it, then disappears for 3 weeks.
>Reappears and pretends Steam still fucked him.
>Mutters about his IQ and then continues shilling his NEVER EVER game.

>>383196495
Why the fuck would you live in murdercountry with shitty internet if you hate Australians to boot?

Is he doing some kinda tax scam or something that necessitates living there?

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>>383197613
ADD VAPORWARE TAG
ADD VAPORWARE TAG
ADD VAPORWARE TAG

>>383197406
He is just doing that to mask and then beg for more money.

>>383197631
The threads only started a few days ago and most people are shitposting because Cleve is an absolute madman

>>383197537
OH, THANK GOD!

THIS GIVES ME HOPE!

IT'S JUST AN ERROR ON STEAM'S END.

T-T-THE GAME WILL B-B-BE RIGHT HERE.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

>>383197360
You've also got to play the market if you expect something to sell. Think of how much easier it would be for people to justify at half that.

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THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW WHO THINK THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYTIME THIS WEEK. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>383197631
We don't love this game. It looks like shit. The guy that makes it actually expects people to pay 40 bucks for it. It's been literally 23 years in the making and it was originally supposed to release in 97. The dude that makes it is a complete fucking madman that has written the craziest shit.

On Monday we will see huge I Apologize letter from Cleve. He will mention he cannot release the game yet because of underlying issues and because general public is "not ready" for the game. I'm sure he will lie something schizophrenic about it.

I didn't expect the game but it was fun to be on this thread because I thought maybe, just maybe the game would be a great surprise. But I was wrong.

Too many liars in this world. Someone needs to do something.

>Camp Pinewood v0.2 was a buggy piece of shit
>Grimoire delayed yet again
It has not been a good week of games for me.

>>383197492
That hurt my head. The colours are off

>>383196926
>game releases on steam store update
so is he gonna lose his 7/7/17 release date

>>383197631
The dev is a super saiyan Phil Fish trained in the arts of Aussie Shitposting. What's not to love?

>>383196531
>That old Dot Matrix font
So aesthetic.

>>383197819
>that pic
Just how old is cleve?

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>>383197413
You're just jealous that we even HAVE games. Many games! Games you could emulate right now, instead of waiting for 20+ year old vaporware.

Etrian Odyssey is better then Grimore will ever be by sheer virtue of actually existing.

>>383197631

The only thing better than new memes is old memes that fermented on some other corner of the internet and have suddenly beset upon the realms of sanity.

>>383197705
rpg codex sape swine. kys

>>383197910
how does dolphin porn hurt your head?

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>>383198043
It's better then Grimoire based on the fact that it was released.

>>383198032

ETERNAL

>>383197631
The most positive thing you'll ever hear someone say seriously about this is that IF you really love this kind of game and IF it's even half as good as he says it is you MAY want to pirate it.

These threads are only happening because the dev is a lunatic who thinks he's a neanderthal.

>>383198032

hes like 50 maybe older some say he was frozen in a iceberg from prehistoric times

>>383197631
The developer is a shitposter and the game has spent over two decades in the making.

What's the point of this when Wizardry 7 exists and wasn't developed by assholes?

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I QUIT MY FUCKING JOB TO PLAY THIS GAME IT HAS TO COME OUT NOW IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRR

>>383197492

Plan my party? I'll have you know I have over 100 hundred, yes thats ONE HUNDRED, hours played in Skyrim. I've found every follower, completed every quest, unlocked every fast travel and that's all without a single mod installed. I've even played a few oldschool games myself such as Oblivion and Fable 2 pal so just let that sink in. Plan my party? The only thing that needs planning is how to get your mom off my dick once she see's me breezing this game ;)

>>383197631
People found about this game 20+ years in 'development' and got hyped and are now finding out that the dev is an absolute madman

>>383198215
None. That's one of the funny things about it.

>>383198271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80yJV2cBtc

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THERE WERE ARTICLES ABOUT IT

http://www.pcgamer.com/grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar-launches-today-after-20-years-of-development/
https://techraptor.net/content/grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar-finally-releasing-after-over-20-years
http://www.usgamer.net/articles/classic-fantasy-rpg-grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar-finally-comes-out-on-pc-after-20-years

THIS CANNOT BE

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????

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IT'S FUCKING OUT~!!!!!!!!!!!
RESTART STEAM

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WHERE IS CLEVE?
SOMEONE CHECK THE CROWN CASINO POKIES MORNING CREW FOR A HEAVY SET NEANDERTHAL MAN

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>>383198043

> Etrian Odyssey
> Good

>>383198032

Well, he was a Senior Progammer in '94, so allegedly at least 50, but it's at least plausible he's an ageless wanderer who emerged some time in the Pleistocene far behind the veil of history.

This is hilarious. How come I've never heard of this before? I need to catch up to the memes. Can someone post some more pasta and dolphin porn to keep me going?

>>383197492
4 Human Warriors
2 Human Berserkers
1 HUman Cleric.
1 Barrower Jester.

The Jester is because the rest of the party needs someone to make fun of.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW

NEVER
EVER

>>383198469
Probably the shittiest paintjob I have ever seen. You didn't even bother cropping it right.

>>383198469
upvoted xDDD

>>383198469
can i get a torrent link plz sape

THERE HAS BEEN NO RESPONSE FROM HIM, ADDRESSING THE SITUATION

THEREFORE THAT "STEAM STORE NEEDS TO UPDATE" EXCUSE IS A LOAD OF HORSESHIT

Y'ALL GOT GOT. ADIOS SUCKERS

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>>383198469
fuck you

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>>383197863
speak for yourself m8 I haven't seen this many stats in a modern RPG's in years,YEARS m8

its out you fucking sapioids

>>383198469
>that cropping
come on man. put some fucking effort into it.

>>383198538
REEEEE humie scum get out

this is rhattu land now

>>383198469
You forgot that he said he was probably gonna do a release sale.

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Sir-Tech was right all along. They did right in firing that motherfucker. He's a no good dirty liar.

>>383198043
EO is genuinely terrible. I'm not even shitposting. Please try some real blobbers that weren't crafted by trap loving mongolians. You have no idea what you are missing.

>>383197631
The guys that pumped the gas on Age of Derpadence and Utterfail are back to shill another masterpiece from one of their own.

Old timers from the RPG Codex have more time than taste.

>>383198495
>was a Senior Progammer in '94
He was a freelance programmer. Sirotek hired him because they were running out of money and their other programmer quit so they had no options. After hiring him they released he was a nutjob who had no qualifying skills. As the company collapsed around him Cleve managed to steal all the code for the unfinished Stones of Arnheim and has been passing it off as his own game for the last 23 years. All he has done is make superficial alterations to the UI and commission some sprite art with the money he got from his Indiegogo campaign 5 years ago.

So, will anyone pull the trigger and post a playthrough on /v/ should this ever come out?

>>383196616
>>383197819
How is he a Neanderthal? His chin is among the weakest I've ever seen on a fat guy, and he has literally no brow bones. What the fuck

So, who's actually going to spend the $40 on this game? Anyone?

>>383198769
You mean like Class of Heroes, the true successor to Wizardry?

It's about the journey to playing the game, not playing the game itself.

It's been an honor shitposting with all of you for 23 years. We lost a lot of friends, mostly to AOL chatroom busts by the FBI, but the bonds between the survivors is a treasure that is immeasurable by worldly posessions.

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IT IS JULY 8 IN AUSTRALIA. THIS GAME WILL NOT, I REPEAT WILL NOT BE RELEASED.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW " NEVER EVER "

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>>383198760
>blobbers
Out, and stay out.

>>383198896
Please stop pouring salt in the wound. It already hurts like hell.

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>>383198896
>July 8th in Portugal too

NEVER EVER

>>383198857
me, then i will refund it and upload it to piratebay

>>383198857
someone has to stream this turd

>>383198805

I'd do it if I had $40 to essentially burn. My time is worthless.

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>>383198857
if it was like 20 maybe i'd get it

>>383198868
Sorry meant to reply to >>383198760

>>383198769
>Old timers from the RPG Codex
So old /v/?

>>383198857
Nobody.

>>383198945
source

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>>383198896
N E V E R E V E R
E V E R E V E R N
V E R E V E R N E
E R E V E R N E V
R E V E R N E V E
E V E R N E V E R
V E R N E V E R E
E R N E V E R E V
R N E V E R E V E

>>383195256
Source on your webm, please?

>>383198495
Hes going to fucking die before releasing it

>>383198805
>recording a 600 hour playthrough

I'm going to buy it, but I ain't recording that shit.

Who here is 100% certain this game is never going to come out?

I'm at about 99% right now. I'll be at 100% after the weekend.

>>383197631

Old school WRPGs are awesome, anon.

Since this is one, there's a chance that it'll be good. Good old school WRPGs are a rare thing.

Not everyone here likes generic AAA or Nip shit

>>383198945
Fuck off, nu/v/.

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Just play the quest instead guys

>>383199316
I'm still 50 50 on it.

>>383195665
I can't believe she.. she got the whole thing in.

>>383198495
>>383198792
He became Senior Editor of the Ahoy! Commodore 64 magazine in 1988, but there are already articles about his games from 1985.

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BREAKING NEWS
CLEVE'S MELBOURNE BUNKER INVADED BY APEX SAPES:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b50GTzII16w

THE AGE OF NEANDERTHALS IS OVER

Cleve's SPECIAL
S 10
P 4
E 10
C 1
I 10
A 1
L 4

>>383198769
What's wrong with the Age of Decadence and Underrail?
I bought AoD at the Steam summer sale, and I'll consider refunding it since you - an authority of refined taste on /v/ - dislike it

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He was right all along. We were so foolish to not see it coming.

>>383199443
I tried but I got lost early on and gave up

>>383199443

I'm strongly considering it. Does it stay fun all the way through or does it eventually become tedious and boring?

>>383197631

You missed golden era of cRPGs.

Basically shit like Bard's Tale, Wizardry, Might and Magic or Goldbox Games that later went into Eye of Beholder, Dungeon Master, Ravenloft series, Dark Sun, Albion and fuckton of other games.

It's the stuff most weebshit is based off like the dull crawls that japs make with no style or substance.

Grimoire was made by a guy that is an insane programmer that worked at a company commissioned by Sir-Tech to make Wizardry 8 and made his own Wizardry 8 for 23 years. That's why people are so interested.

>>383199443
It's incredibly shallow

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>yfw there are people who actually thought this was coming out today

>>383199443
STOP SHILLING YOUR SHIT GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If anything this whole debacle made me start those wizardry games that i bought some time ago.

I'm actually surprised. Wizardry 6 is moderately fun and not all that hard.
I actually got Elminage at the steam sale and thought wizardry was a similar hack and slash. But this is actually interesting with world building and everything.


why are the japs such hacks?

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>>383199590
>APE-X

>>383199612
Nothing. Both of those are great games. You have made a good decision.

>>383199631
I like that ol trump reference in there.

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SAPES LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383199604
>S A P E
I'M ON TO YOU, SAPIENS

>>383199656

It's interesting how lots of fans of JRPGs don't realize that they based them off of WRPGs

>>383199656
>You missed golden era of cRPGs.
the golden era of CRPGs was 1997-2002 though

>BG
>PS:T
>Fallout/2
>Arcanum
>Avernum and Geneforge (beginning of the series, at least)

>>383199443
Not even the same genre. Looks more like daggerfall

>>383199693

Duke Nukem Forever came out so anything is possible.

Cleve you have about 20 minutes to wake up and release Grimoire, or I will seed the torrent for your game for the next year. This is your final warning.

>>383199936
Arcanum is hot trash

>>383199936
>isometric infinity engine shit
no

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>3 minutes

s-surely this time right guys?

>>383200042
Games on Steam aren't unlocked automatically; publishers have to flick the switch themselves. Sometimes they forget to do that, which results in the game showing up in the New Releases list as "Coming Soon" as Steam thinks it's supposed to be available.

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>>383200042

>Coming soon -This item is not yet available.

kek this is getting delayed for another 3 years just so he can upgrade the resolution a little bit more. Also another indiegogo campaign.

>>383200020
>Arcanum is hot trash
I didn't even know it was possible to have objectively incorrect opinions until just now

>>383199936
>>383199656
>You missed golden era of cRPGs.
I was born in 1999 (18 now) and grew up with Final Fantasy XII. Are cRPGs fun? Looks archaic as fuck, though.

>>383196531
>>383198010
It looks so good. Not even old, really. Anybody know what font that is?

>>383199936
That was the silver age, you doofus. The golden age was 1990-1996.

>Wizardry 6
>M&M 3 to 5
>Lands of Lore
>Anvil of Dawn
>Eye of the Beholder 1 and 2
>Betrayal at Krondor
>Daggerfall
>Dungeon Master 2

HE JUST GOT ONLINE ON STEAM

CLEVE IS ONLINE ON STEAM.

I REPEAT

CLEVE IS ONLINE ON STEAM

THIS IS NOT A TROLL POST

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IT WAS A TRICK /V/
IT WAS A TRICK ALL ALONG
AND YOU FELL FOR IT
YOU ALL FELL FOR IT
HOOK
LINE
AND
SINKER

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It's coming boys. Cleve just logged onto Steam.

>>383200201
Cleve got online on Steam!
ITS NOW OR NEVR BOYS

CLEVE IS ONLINE ON STEAM

>>383200251
>Dungeon Master 2
Heh.

>>383200213
No, they're not for millennial brainlets

>>383200254
>>383200279
>>383200306
>>383200313
FOR REAL???

>>383199936
I threw up in my mouth when I read your post.

>>383199936
>SJW's gate
>visual novel with horrible combat
>muh memes and pop culture
>horrible, buggy piece of shit. one of the worst /v/ memes ever, almost as bad as EYE and God Hand
>mediocre as hell
next.

>>383200345
no dumb sape

IT'S MORNING IN AUSTRALIA

HE'S GONNA PUBLISH IT RIGHT NOW

IT'S HAPPENING!

>>383200340
You are a millennial too, dipshit. If you're not, then LOL @ (You)r life for browsing 4chan.

>>383200213
No, they're too autistic

Is someone going to stream this?

>>383200332
What is wrong with Dungeon Master 2? It was pretty fun.

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It IS still coming today.
Feel free to screencap this post.

>>383200313
>>383200309
>>383200306

GET READY FOR THE EXCUSES

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HE'S ONLINE NOW

>>383200345
yes

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003430316

>>383199638

Quest is good for what it is. Shameful is the fact that the HD graphics look like shit compared for that comfy retro feel on iPad. it's good when it's on 50% off. Buy it then.

>>383199734

Wiz 6 start is its bane (HA!) the game REALLY picks up around Mines, River Styx and beyond gets insane. The worldbuilding gets even better in 7.

[spoilers]Because weebs didn't understand that Wizardry evolved into a narrative series instead being boring hack and slashes. Generally weeb hack and slashers lack good plot and worldbuilding and are rather generic with samey looking enemies.[/spoiler]

>>383199923
Because Weebs are horrible

>>383199936

Not really. It was the start of decline at this point and it was harded to sell RPGs. BG1 was horrible mechanically, PS:T was pretty great narrative side but mechanically was trash, FO1 was great, but FO2 suffered from frantic writing, Arcanum is an interesting premise buried under hot trash.

And Avernum is an Exile remake in isomertics.

Mind you some of these games are good in their egards but you could tell people were lost on how to make RPGs sell.

>>383200213

They are fun. They're more involved and you have to do more reading/figuring it out. Experience though is great. Don't expect epic politics like in XII though, I do dig XII but old cRPGs have that sense of wonder.

I mean shit look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfXQNbnwKZw

>>383200251
I'd start Golden Age with 1987 really - Dungeon Master.

>LAST ACTIVITY: 4 MINUTES AGO

COME ON, CLEVE. GIVE US ONE OF YOUR GREAT EXCUSES.

CLEVE IS BACK

>>383200565
I sent him a friend request. Think he will accept?

04:03 - Infinitron: What's going on Cleve
04:03 - Infinitron: We have a bunch of very worried people here
04:03 - GOLDEN ERA GAMES: Working very hard here on some last details that have come up through testing, almost there

>>383200638
prob not

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>04:03 - Infinitron: What's going on Cleve
>04:03 - Infinitron: We have a bunch of very worried people here
>04:03 - GOLDEN ERA GAMES: Working very hard here on some last details that have come up through testing, almost there
EVEN NOW, THE MICRO-ISSUES PERSIST

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it is time sapes

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>>383200213
I bought SSIs gold box rpgs from gog the other year and replayed Pool of Radiance and played Curse of the Azure Bonds and Streams of Silver this year, back to back. The games look like impacted asshole, the UI is a torture to deal with, doing stuff like healing your party or dealing with inventory weight will make you wish you were dead and I still had more fun playing them than I've had with most any newer rpg in the past decade.
Pic related, it's my fighter.

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>>383200691
FOR FUCKS SAKE CLEVE!

PICRO-MICRO-NANO-ISSUES. JUST TWO MORE YEARS UNTIL THE GAME IS OUT, BOYS!

>>383200691
9819347283476 MICRO-ISSUES REMAINING

>>383200638
just spam a bunch of gay shit and threaten his family

>>383200691
>>383200725
Oh cool, only five more months, then.

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So, I've never played one of these older style of RPGS before. What would be a good start for someone who is not used to the really obtuse shit that seems to precede this genre of older games?

>>383200691
>>383200725
Holy shit just patch it tomorrow you stupid asshole.

>>383200860
Legend of Grimrock, probably.
Don't play the second one, it fell for the open world meme

>>383200882
sounds like something a sape would say tbqh

>>383200785

Fuck, thanks for making me want to replay the Dragonlance games you dick

UGH CLEVE, what EVER. I guess I'll just buy every Wizardry game on Steam with the 40 dollars I had saved up for your game.

>>383195256
That's the best webm. I've ever seen.

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Some of you sapes are alright, don't log on steam tomorrow.

>>383199612
There are people who enjoy balut I am not one.
There are people who enjoy AoD I am not one.

At least those that enjoy balut have the good sense to not claim they have superior taste.

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>>383200691

This is just trolling everyone out the ass at this point. "Testing" the game all while Valve had a copy to put on Steam weeks prior to today.

>>383200882

That would be the reasonable thing to do. Now, does Cleve seem like a reasonable person to you?

>>383200860
might & magic 6 with the GrayFace patch is the peak of dungeon crawling perfection

>>383200860

Alternatively, what's the best game if someone just wants to dive into the deep end and to hell with noob friendliness?

>>383200860
Lands of Lore 1 is the best for starting out. It has a good soundtrack, dialogue, a story and somewhat easy puzzles. Just remember: do NOT use your cube to enter the city before you clear out the tower or you will be crying.

>>383200860
>What would be a good start for someone who is not used to the really obtuse shit that seems to precede this genre of older games?
You have to be 18 to post here.

Also, World of Xeen.

>>383200610
>BG1 was horrible mechanically
Every Bradley game ever was quite horrible mechanically as well.

>>383200971
Don't forget the best one, wizardry 8 :^)

>>383200882
It's not at a state where it could be patched.
He's lying to you, just like he has for 20 years.

>>383200860
If you can tolerate/like weebshit, try Etrian Odyssey. The first 3 are on the DS, so you can emulate them.

>>383201107
Alright, alright. Someone post it.

>>383201107
S A P E
A
P
E

>>383199306
Who said anything about recording. Do a live playthrough.

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>>383201165
Here you go, champ

>>383201146
The game will be released soon and then you'll see he didn't even ask for any funding this time so what does he gain from a scam.

>>383201252
Arigatou

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JUST IRONING OUT SOME MICRO ISSUES BOYS
JUST FIXING SOME NANO ISSUES LADS
JUST GOT SOME LAST MINUTE PICO ISSUES TO BUFF OUT
OOPS SORRY BOYS, JUST GOT SOME LAST MINUTE FEMTO ISSUES THAT CAME UP. JUST NEED SOME MORE FUNDING AND 10 YEARS.

>>383201079
I'm 23, I just didn't grow up with a PC to play these style of games, anon. Also, I've seen people post about the first fucking Wizardry game and it's bullshit, and I don't know if that's how all these games are.

>>383201149
I forgot about EO! I actually own and have played a good ass bit of IV.

>>383201252

post the wizardry 4 rage, I could do with a chuckle

>>383200951
Enjoy, anon.
I'm starting Al-Qadim next. You >>383201050
should start there, just because.

>>383199275
good

>>383201358
>Femto issues
What stats and skills do I need to make a girl literally fucked retarded?

>>383200860
Wizardry IV
Real answer is SMT: Strange Journey or one of the Etrian Odyssey games.

>>383201358
ATTO ISSUES NEED CLEANUP
SEE YOU IN ANOTHER 23 YEARS

>>383201358
>femto issues
Good one.

>>383200785

I've played Krynn games back to back. Holy fuck it was so fucking great. I felt like back when reading first Dragonlance books. SSI games had some wonderful writing to them.

I stillfeel dumb for being tricked by Dran in EoB2.

>>383200860

Legend of Grimrock and The Quest. Actually World of Xeen is pretty great entry point. It has a very good interface even for an old game.

>>383200951
Do it faggot. I do it every 5 years.

>>383201046
Play Conflux III for dungeon crawling perfection.

>>383201065
LoL I could never get into. I respect for what it is, but it felt like EoB for casuals.

>>383201104
Not like that. Basically due to idiotic coding enemy casters ALWAYS got the first cast usually killing your casterbeforehand.

Not to mention if you saved and reloaded in the wilderness sometimes it made the enemies spawn on top of you.

BG1 has ton of issues that were fixed in BG2.

>>383201149
EO is hollow.

>>383201368
First Wizardry games are just lessons in anger. Especially 4. It picks up with 5.

And well dude. I didn't know a lot of great movies as a kid until someone gave me a list and I've started watching them.

>>383201454
> Al-Quadim

U N D E R R A T E D

>>383199734
Grimoireposting here has unironically got me back into CRPGs

>>383201149
>If you can tolerate/like weebshit, try Etrian Odyssey.
But Anon, that's a mindless nip grinding game. It is not old style, it is not really even a RPG.

>>383201454
Play Dark Sun too, it's fucking amazing.

>>383200916
fuck you, the second one is the best one
and it's not fucking open world, it's just not inside a dungeon all the time

>>383201252
>gay frogs

lol

>>383200785

Nice gyno.

>>383201252
Is the chick in the front Scorpia?

>>383201648
>second is the best one

Just play a rat farmer and you break the game over your knee.

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>still thinking it is going to come out

You guys just don't get it. The micro-issues aren't in the game, its the sapes.

Why is Cleve so out of touch on pricing? Has he never heard of the concept of price points? He will make much, much less at this asking price.

I'm losing hope guys

>>383201454
Actually, I watched Entomorph (made by the same guys) on YT some time ago - and it was really fucking interesting. Reminded me of Blood Omen 1, narrative-wise, only with a more B-movie feel (both more unpredictable and less aesthetized). I was actually wondering, how Al-Qadim holds up in comparison to it.

>>383201757
He thinks the 23 years he put into it justifies the price.

So just came back to these threads, I know the games not out yet, but whats the general opinion right now, Cleve's a hack fraud or he just hasn't hit the button yet. Am I just missing some info?

>>383201603
The incline has begun

Hey guys, hope you're all well. I know it's kinda sad that Grimoire didn't actually come out but the important thing is we got to spend a lot of time together over the last week and I, personally, really appreciate that.

>>383201508
Are these DS games really good entry points into this style of games?

I've played both of those and liked them but the PC games have always SEEMED more complex and with more shitty systems to deal with.

Probably won't be out by midnight America time. Another release date comes and goes for Grimoire.

>>383201718
Doubt it. Didn't Scorpia hate real life attention and never showed her face?

>>383201454
>>383201584

Champions of Krynn was the first game I played on our shiny brand new IBM PS/2e back as a lad that wasn't Solitaire or WinTrek, shit was mindblowing

Jill of the Jungle just couldn't compare

>>383201757
Direct quote from him:

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

>>383201757
Isn't he already well off? I don't think he needs the money.

>>383201630
when baby asks for baby's first game, you give them baby's first game anon.

>>383200773
someone plz post this on rpg codex

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L O L
O
L

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>>383201368
>Also, I've seen people post about the first fucking Wizardry game and it's bullshit
4 is bullshit but it has a really neat concept. Also, you have to beat it to become a man. 1-3 are fine.

Again, just play World of Xeen. Its easy, the combat is very fast, its very large, the puzzles are reasonable, and its easy to understand. You can also easily beat it with the default party.

>>383201757
This.
>get one hardcore CRPG fan to buy it at $40
>or get four people who don't know the genre but are willing to give it a shot at $15.

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>>383200478
>1999
>millennial
>1999=2000

>40 dollars for a dos era game
Nobody but the most autistic of autists will buy it at that price

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>>383201769
>he still has hope

>>383201817
hasn't hit the button
the all retard redditors here don't realize valve gets copies ahead of time for testing, so it is in fact ready to go

Why are everyone recommending M&M IV/V over VI? I'm honestly curious since I haven't played any of them. I'm thinking of trying either M&M VI or Wizardry 8, but if World of Xeen is better for a beginner I'd rather play that

i think the real micro issue is cleve