You will never eat pizza while duct-taped to the ceiling at a

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>you will never play Roller Coaster Tycoon for free from cereal boxes in NA ever again.

>you will never do the things you did with your friends when you were young again

>you will never do this thing you did when you were younger because I said so

thank fucking lord anon, what dave chapelle said about drinking with white people same thing here, why do you pull stunts like this why are you so mean? let a nigger play his games in peace

This hurts my neck just looking at it

>you will never be younger than you are currently

>2016 was 13 decades ago

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>you could have a heart attack at any time
>your family would discover your unforgivable porn stash and cum sock because you didn't have a chance to dispose of them

>>383168702
>he has a porn stash

Why?

>>383168758
Hey man I've had some good shit just disappear on me off the internet, I'm not going to let that happen again

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>tfw used to shimmy back into the air vent to make more space and play laying on my stomach on the floor when we were extra crowded

>>383169074
>look I'm totally not gay.webm

>>383169239
I don't even like Bruno Mars but my friend asked me to do a quick and dirty webm for him so I use it sometimes.

He looks like a little gay alien.

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>tfw FFXI never again
>Just moved out
>In a shitty little apartment with two friends
>All 3 of us play FFXI
>Get 2 other friends in on the fun
>They would bring their PS2 or PC over for it
>5 dudes all crammed into one tiny ass bedroom playing FFXI, chain smoking cigarettes and drinking. Laughing at deaths, cheering others on in battles, saving parties with 2hrs.

God we had so much fun with that.

God we had so much fun with that game.

>>383167727
>U of M cap
Disgusting

>>383169397
Why does he hide that hes gay? Everyone knows it.

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>>383169239
Bruno Mars is a fucking pussy magnet. He can be as faggoty as he wants, he still fucks more women that you will probably ever even see in your life time.

>>383169540
*men

>>383168702
>you could have a sudden leak in your sealing and a waterfall of water lands on all your vidya
Happens to me this morning tho

>>383169708
>>sealing
you can't post here if you're a robot anon

>>383169980
Ceiling sorry. Been up since 5am, went to bed at 1am

>>383170774
beep boop you can't fool me you robofuck

>>383168845
are you fucking me??????

>>383169540
Tail vore, noice

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>>383168702
>Literally have a note written on sex toy box saying "If I die, please throw this box away without opening it. Also just delete everything on my second hard drive on my computer."
>tfw only about 80% confident my wishes will be honored

I mean, I'm pretty sure they will know WHY I want it trashed, but I just don't want them to see all my glass butt plugs and a dragon dildo.

>>383172481
I could not resist the temptation