>tfw I pre-ordered Splatoon 2 >Still can't find a

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>Buy a game for a console you don't have

This is almost as retarded as the guy yesterday that bought a Switch for Monster Hunter.

>>383158726
Keep checking the news. Every now and then a retailer will make an announcement that they'll be getting some shipments on a certain date. On that day, make sure to arrive at the retailer as early as possible to make sure you're first in line. It's how I was able to get a Switch the Sunday after it released

>>383158726
This Switch shilling is getting out of hand.

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>>383158726
>preorders a game for a console he doesn't even own
how fucking retarded are you OP?

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why

>>383158726
>Buying a switch
kek why would anyone buy that?
>No games
>Bending console
>Can't stand heat
>Scratching dock
>720p screen
>Rebranded 2014 Shield tablet

OP here. Am I really that retarded?

>>383163072
I did that when I was a kid.

Maybe this will help:
http://www.istocknow.com/live/#device.0=switch&nostock=on&brands=7%2C18%2C3%2C27%2C24%2C26%2C20%2C22%2C11%2C23%2C2%2C16&stores=retail&lowzoom=0&position=37.661913730236%2C%20-92.02563329302598&zoom=4

>>383163064
>he dosen't have a switch
jeez man i'm sure your happy with your good ol xbone huh?

>>383163064
>No games
For its four months of life, there's not much, but BotW and Splatoon 2 are good for now and Mario Odissey and Xenoblade will be here soon. There also some other games that are good like MK8 Deluxe, Skyrim, Fire Emblem Warriors, Arms, Pokken, Fifa, Rocket League and other cross plats that aren't worth mentioning coming soon or that are açready available.
>B-but some of those are on the Wii U
Then I guess PS4 library is composed by 10 games, since you can found most of those on PS3.
>Bending console
>Can't stand heat
That's not true.
>Scratching dock
That is true but only if you take your Switch in an agressive way. You can also always buy a screen protector since it has more advantages than just that.
>720p screen
Wow! An handheld with a 720p screen? That's outrageous!!

>>383168126
>>Can't stand heat
>That's not true.

It's true, but rather due to very rare manufacturing problems on launch units. I know someone who has had his Switch's SoC fail for that reason.

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>TFW I got a Switch on March 3rd

>>383159101
There is a MH coming to the Switch, dumb negro.

Amazon's gonna have Switches available on the 11th, but for Prime members only.

>>383169453
does your dad own Amazon?

>>383158726
Amazon just listed some at 6am. Too bad I WAS FUCKING ASLEEP BECAUSE IT'S 6 FUCKING AM. 7 weeks waiting down the fucking drain, god only knows how long I'll have to wait this time for another chance only to be asleep or taking a shower or something.

>>383168126
>Wow! An handheld with a 720p screen? That's outrageous!!
Even my 200$ chinkphone from 2015 got 1080p
>>383168630
It's a 3ds port,x and xx is also the worst Monster hunter game

>>383169453
That's in physical locations nobody even knew they had, not their online store.

>>383171441
>xx is also the worst Monster hunter game
X is the worst and it's not even close.

>>383171441
XX is the third best MH game after 4U and 3U

>>383171686
And world will soon be the best one
>>383171441
This, fuck x and xx. World will make this series great again

>want splatoon 2
>want zelda
>dont have switch
>im poor
i think im gonna get a used wii u. how are the cheaters going in splatoon 1?

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>>383171967
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

>>383171441
>>383171967
Kill yourself unironically.

It was in stock on Amazon today for $299. Got it same day delivery as well.

>>383171967
what if world is a flop? u gonna suck my dick? would u suck my dick if world is a succes anyway?

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>>383158726
You don't want one, it's Shitch.

>>383174018
Pics or it didn't happen

>>383158726
>Buying a game that you do not have the means to play.
>Pre-ordering anything, especially video games in general
>Willing to consider paying the scalpers their rate for a console that has, at best, two decent titles, only one of which is an actual exclusive.

Nu /v/ really is a sight to see.

>>383174158
anon, dont fall for the "shitch" meme thing, there is better word plays! please! anon! anon!!!

>>383174278
There was thread posted on here as well and that was how I found out about it. Unfortunately it was my brother who actually bought it so no pic for you.

>>383158726
Largest department store around here has over 1100 available online for immediate dispatch.
It's in Denmark
Regular retail price is $430

>>383158726
So you can't play a game that's not out on a system you don't have?
That's rough, my man.

>>383174389
That one is even pretty difficult to enunciate. You'd suspect someone couldn't hate the system all too much if they were willing to make that effort.