ITT: Childhood vidya memories >playing Smash >that one

>go to friend's house
>he asks me if I want to see his dick
>tell him no
>he shows it anyway

>>383157964
literally me
I also always played Kirby and won.

>>383158479
Why does everybody have THAT friend?

>cousin shows me this game called "run escape"

>>383157964
I want to hold her hand while we watch star constellations sitting on the beach and enjoying the soft breeze of the crystal clear ocean. All so I can sniff the sand she sat on after she leaves. Ah yes...

>>383158668
>>383158479
This also happened to me. More than once, actually. Does this happen to girls to? Do they ironically eat eachother out?

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>Playing Battletanx Global Assault
>"you know what weapon this game needs is swords i have a sword right here haha *whips out dick* come out lets touch ours together...

What the fuck Benjamin.

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>>383157964

>friend shows me all his porn sites and asks if I want to jerk off together with him

I'm glad I was smart enough to decline the offer and also find new friends who were into vidya

>>383158479
>schoolmate at the bathroom
>dude I have a hard on wanna see?
>shows me his hard on right there
I still fantasise of what could have happened. I want to suck cock so bad and I'm not even gay lol

>>383158672
THIS
>refer to it as Runescape once
>everybody asks me why I'm pronouncing it that way
>show them that the website clearly has it as "RUNE SCAPE" with a line break
>from that day on it's called Rune Escape at my school
What the fuck man.

>>383158479
>>383158668
>>383158785

what the fuck

>>383157964

was he really lying?

Master Hand actually is playable so technically they weren't wrong they just had limited information.

>>383158853
>decline a free handjob

fag

>>383159040
>everyone hogging one computer at school
Classic.

>>383158479
>>383158785
>friend wants to show me his dick
>say no
>3 weeks later
>hey anon I just got back from Chicago check out the Sears tower
>it's a pic of his dick on his flip phone
I'll admit it was creative

>>383157964
I would smash that

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>>383157964
>Christmas Eve
>friend is sleeping over
>snow is falling outside
>playing GTA3

I want to go back.

>>383158993
oh

>>383159160
I'm impressed, actually.

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>playing mario kart
>Friend keeps saving his mushrooms till we are both right at the end
>Continues to fucking zoom past me winning each race
>Get sick of his bullshit one race
>Stay behind him most the race
>Throw the green shell right before the finish line
>Friend gets all pissed when he loses
>Throws controller on ground and stomps off

>>383157964
>that kid who said you could get Yoshi/Mewthree/other dumb stuff no one believed in Pokemon red/blue

>>383157964
Feet are pretty gross to me as a concept but this pic resulted in a boner. Well played.

>>383157964
>playing Melee
>tell my friends you can actually go to the worlds in the backgrounds and outside the borders of the stages if you're good enough
I said it because I wanted it to be real.

>>383159781
>tfw your friend calls you over when hes playing majora's mask

DUUUDE YOU WERE RIGHT

>>383159779
The feet are only part of the appeal.

>>383158479
>>tell him no
Fucking liar

>>383158479
>friend sleeps over
>we wank on omegle together
>about to go to bed
>ask him to suck me off
>he does
>return the favor
My first and only gay experience

>playing first vidya ever
>super mario 64
>cousin tells me the goal of the game is to collect stars
>i think the "stars" i need to get are the coins in the main hall of peach's castle
>i think i'm hot shit for collecting them like a pro

Another story
>get tony hawk's pro skater
>demo plays when you boot up the game
>i think it's me playing
>i think i'm doing well
>turns out it's just the demo
>i actually suck

>>383160197
It's not gay if you're both straight.

>>383160197
>be 10
>friend tells me he really wants to know what it's like to get a blowjob
>tells me he wants to know NOW
>tell him I'm not going to blow him
>he says he'll blow me too
>still say no
>now he's a famous male model
>I refused to exchange blowjobs with him
JUST

>>383159160
Thats kinda funny actually

>>383157964
>hairy legs

how should I ract ?

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>>383157964
>at my friends playing SF Alpha 3
>me sitting on floor, friend sitting on bed
>friend starts playing as chun li
>"holy shit chun li is hot"
>friend pulls blanket completely over him and starts beating himself silly
>awkwardly sit for there for 5 minutes
>friend pops head out from under the sheets
>"hey bro can you grab me some tissues?"
>he nuts and we go back to playing

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>>383160816
It's Milla so you say YES to everything.

>>383159167

Isnt that the chick from the resident evil movies? Shes old and beat now but she'd get it. Return to blue lagoon was hot as fuck

>>383160634
You want to suck him off now?

>Sleep at friends house.
>Parents are out for dinner.
>Play video games the whole evening.
>Lots of fun.
>Laster on parents come home drunk.
>Proceed to have very loud sex for at least an hour.

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>>383157964
>that kid who claimed you could unlocked mewtwo if you left your console on for 24 hours
>mfw he wasn't lying

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>no "brojob brojob choo choo" story

>>383161027
guy's a 10 and semi-famous I wouldn't mind t b h

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>>383160816

women are mammals, you can either learn to accept that fact or obediently exclude yourself from the societal hierarchy like your zog masters want you to.

>>383161180
>MWAAAAH THE FRENCH

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>>383161193

Imgur, Reddit and knowyourmeme have got you covered! :DD

>>383161196
you gay?

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>>383157964
>play gta 4 the week of launch at friends house
>he said there are riot shield swat guys
>says he killed a bunch in the hospital
>we never see any playing that day
>he makes an excuse like theyre rare
>get the game myself a year later
>also no riot shields
i should have called him put on his shit. im not even sure their are mods for riot shields in gta 4. he never said it after the first day, but its been almost 10 fucking years and im still astounded as to why he would lie. if he wanted me to think he was cool, he had a 360 and i didnt, so he was already cool to me.

>>383161508
not even
it's not an active desire, I just wouldn't mind it

>>383161675
Such a weird thing to lie about

>>383159683
You did well.

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>all these gay stories

I got you all beat

My friends girlfriend stayed at my house after my friend left and proceeded to put the GCN controller in her pants and masturbate to the vibrations while we were playing SSX Tricky. (The downhill City stage)

My other friend kept looking at me in bewilderment and I just shrugged. She continued to do this for several nights (masturbating in front of me) until I worked up the balls to tell my frien

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>>383158479
>2 friends and me hanging out at one of their houses
>the 3 of us plus one of their sister
>something something my friend's sister gets hurt on the trampoline while playing with us
>she's crying and is about to run inside
>we beg for her to forgive us for playing to hard (I don't remember how it happen)
>"h-hey I'll show you my dick if it will make you feel better"
>"haha your not serious, come on fem-anon lets go play"
>fucker pulls out his 2 inch hard wiener with a smile on his face
>we all look away and she doesn't go inside
>we continue playing
>mfw riding my bike back home

And we were like 4th grade while the sister was like 8th

>>383157964
>smash came out in 2014
>childhood memories

??????

you must be 18 years or older to post here, kid..

>>383161883
You can't fucking end the post like that

>>383158853
Fuck this also happened to me, he was watching porn and asked me if i wanna jerk off too, i let him to it while i played Skyrim and talked with my gf on the phone

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>at a friend's house
>we sit on the couch together as he puts on a movie we weren't supposed to be watching
>some kind of sexy scene comes on
>he takes off one of his socks and insists that he always has to jerk off at this scene
>he covers up with a blanket and asks if I mind
>tell him I'd rather go home and I did

>sometime later another friend of mine invites my brother over for a sleepover
>he runs home in the middle of the night in hysterics
>my friend apparently showed him his dick for some reason

I don't know what it was about all my childhood friends being such faggots

>>383161180
>>383161298

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

>>383158479
>10 years old
>cousin (male) and I lying in our beds after a long night of vidya
>too hyped up and giggly to fall asleep
>pull a sick prank and flash him my "penis" (really just my thumb sticking through my fly)
>it's so dark he actually thinks I whipped out my dick
>he whips out his dick and starts laughing
>tell his christian mom that he exposed himself to me the previous night

>>383162090
Anon...

>>383162241
It's okay I stopped having friends since then

>>383162358
Maybe you're just very cute anon, have you ever thought of that?

>>383161282
better clean my room before sneaky Pete sees me

>>383161951
Holy fuck she had a bad day that day.

>>383161883
Ages?

>>383158479
>go to friends house at like 7-8 years old
>says something about going to his room
>I actually suck his dick
Every time I think back on this I wonder what I was thinking.
Why was I brave enough to suck dick at 7 years but I'm not now at 23?

>>383161985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Smash_Bros._(video_game)

>>383157964
>parents arguing again
>turn up headphones to drown them out
>try to forget the real world
Good times

>>383157964
>Childhood vidya memories

Ironically it's seeing pic related's pussy hanging out in ResEvil film. Can someone post the webm? I need to fap.

>>383161985
2/10

>>383160958
if you wanna fuck a girl with the body of a 12 year old boy... ugh.

>>383162994
>go to friend's house
>his parents start arguing

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I hate these fucking threads
>Remember all the fun times I had with friends where we played MOHAA at LAN parties we constantly had
>Everyone's all grown up now and having kids
>I'm still playing videogames
Stop it, lads..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ELFxB-tGhE

>>383158853
I was "that guy" with my cousin. we were both 12 and he gladly accepted. i was a year older and had a 5in while he had like a 2in erect. I had no sexual intentions and nothing happened besides me showing him what cumming is.

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>Playing Super Mario at uncles house
>hey anon, sit on my lap while we play!
>okay uncle anon!

It wasn't until years later that I understood what he had been doing.

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>>383163346
He was having fun bonding with his nephew and playing video games?

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>>383157964
>in my house with my friend
>playing Crash 2 on my brand new PS1. Well, technically it isn't new but my father changed the laser.
>i didn't have a memory card
>we are about to beat the game
>my sister unplugs the PS1

>i go out with my father
>for years i wanted a GBC
>suddenly he buys me a GBC and Pokemon Blue
>i'm the happiest little fucker in the world
>we go back to the home
>i'm playing in the living room but i think i went somewhere and i left the GBC for a few minutes in the living room
>i go back and I find the door closed, my GBC on the floor and the cartridge wasn't in the GB anymore
>it was my sister

>i spend a whole day playing Toy Story 2 on my computer
>i finish it and I'm excited to show it to my father
>my father gets home
>i'm about to show him that I finished the game
>my sister overwrote my savedata

I fucking hate her.

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>>383163525

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>>383162710

We were teenagers, probably 18-19. She was really high or something and probably had emotional problems too.

She showed me her big tits too, it was an experience but at the time the source of a lot of anxiety. I'm glad nothing came of it and that I resisted escalating it to something I'd regret.

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>middle school sleep over at friend's house
>i'm in a sleeping bag
>his twin sister is in the top bunk
>when I wake up in the morning her feet would dangle over the edge and get me hard

>>383163346
did he really or are you just pretending worst case scenario for (you)s

>>383161425
They always did steal 4chan meams.

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>Invite 2 friends to sleep over
>Rent Prince of Persian Sands of Time from local shop
>We all take turns. End of turn when you die.
>My third turn
>Git gud
>stop dying, friends get pissed off and try distract me
>still not dying
We never played single players games together again like we used to but I did get a reputation for being good at video games leading me to being invited over to people's houses to help them when they got stuck

>>383163293
>12yo
>2in
Poor guy.

>>383163545
What was your sister's endgame? Was she younger/older? What is she like now?

>used to rub dicks with my best friend
>later found out he's a girl now

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>>383164282
You should hit 'her' up, dude!

>>383164282
>he's a girl now
Guess you weren't gay after all!

>>383164282
>he's a girl now
Was about to call you a faggot, you're safe now.

>>383164282
Post pics of her (male)!

>not being comfortable enough to look at porn/masturbate with your bros
I pity all of you. I had two buddies that I still talk to to this day, and we used to do that when we were younger

>at some dick's house because our parents wanna get drunk
>Nintendo 64
>has like 8 games
>play all the shitty ones despite Super Mayro 64, Zolda's Ocarina and Mayro's Fiesta is on the shelf
>going through all of them
>gay ass game
>shitty ass game
>shitty arena game
>Mario Kart
>Hold the fuck up
>nvm we're shit and bots win. Shitty ass game
>Some weird ass game where you're sime kind of Dragon's Quest looking ass creature who's power is a long ass tounge that you can steer
>why the fuck would I want to play this?
>"it has multiplayer"
>it's a gay arena deathmatch thing

>it's REAL FUCKING FUN because the tounge is so long it goes across the map but it's fast as fuck and steering it in flight is harder than sitting on a bike without practice wheels
>chaos ensues as three prepubescent boys try to tounge eachother across the map
>best friends ever since

>>383164724
chameleon twist saves the day again

>>383161196
Are you going to post a picture or what?

>>383164696
I did that and still talk to them but no fucking way I'm ever bringing it up.

>Play Mario Party at my cousin's place
>He stole one of my stars
>We're not cousins anymore

>>383165082
Same

>>383164273
She's two years younger and she's an asshole. We used to share the same room, but in 2007 I couldn't stand it anymore. It was a nightmare to live with her. For 4 years I had to live in the living room, thanks god in 2011 I got a room for myself.
She's a very difficult person, no wonder her ex boyfriend broke up with her.
A month ago my girlfriend came from Japan to visit my family, even tho my sister was pretending to get along with her, we could see that she was jealous because my parents were treating my girlfriend like a guest.
Honestly, I don't know what's her endgame. But is not easy to deal with her.

>>383157964
>school pc lab
>friend has an older bro who hacks
>friend gets assigned lab wizard because he knew more than anyone
>installs quake
>shows us porn sites
middle school was great

>>383165368
>porn and being able to install games makes you a hacker
I miss those days.

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>>383163251
>friends parents arguing
>you hear your name

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>>383165732
>mfw that happened to me

>>383164724
Chameleon Twist is a fucking awesome game.

>>383163251
>engage in some friendly banter and tell him his parents don't love him and are probably arguing because of him
>he just sits there quietly while I roast him
>can't handle the bantz and a couple of years later he killed himself

Sorry Tim, I wouldn't have said anything if I knew you were such a pussy.

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>Remember all the fun times I had with friends where we played PSOBB at LAN parties we constantly had
>Everyone's all grown up now and having kids
>I'm still playing videogames with my wife
Living the dream lads

>>383162994
>Get home from school, have an hour to myself, enjoy the peace and quiet
>After that hour is up, my parents come home
>Spend the rest of the day living in fear of the next moment my dad randomly decides to snap and vent all of his anger and frustration out on my mom and I
>My mom is always just a "stupid bitch that he only married because of her big tits"
>I'm a "stupid fucking little brat that's good for nothing"
>Moved every 1-2 years because he got bored with his job and asked for transfers constantly, because of this had no friends, because nobody ever gives a shit about the new kid

Nostalgia! Things sure were better back then!

>>383163251
Parents who argue in front of their kids are complete pieces of shit. Worse than super isis with weaponized aids.

>>383166765
How big are her tits?
pics?

>>383166765
Post your mother's tits.

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>I'll never lan half life deathmatch during school breaks ever again
>I'll never play counterstrike 1.6 for the first time with my older brother ever again
>I'll never stay up all night playing crash team racing with friends again
>I'll never again lan battle for middle earth 2 with friends and have glorious battles becuase nobody knows the meta or what the Fuck they were doing
>but worst of all, just the cherry on the poisonous nostalgia cake I'll never be inlove with video games like when I was a kid

>>383167491
I know that feel all too well.

>>383167491
Is there anything more than nostalgia that drives people to enjoy hldm?
By god, I enjoy half life a lot, but the weapons aren't in any way suited for pvp

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>>383159394
>week of snowdays
>my brother and I spent every waking moment playing CTR and building skate parks in THPS2

Now all he plays is dota. A fucking waste.

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>>383168192
The weapons weren't what made it special. Playing it with friends during break time and fighting for those weapons and get pissed off at each other for spawn raping each other and even using the map mechanic to kill each other.
That nuke map forget the name. The one where after you hit the nuke button and the sirens blare and you have to get to the shelter. Nobody min maxed. Kills weren't important it was surviving the blast. People used to team up with each other and themln betray one another at the last second to force their companion to spawn into the blast. I wish people still played multiplayer games for fun

>>383166354

>playing videogames with wife

I hear you, buddy. Nothing beats playing competitive Mario Kart for head.

>>383167491

You get older, you grow up. Priorities change. I look at my backlog now and wonder why I keep pouring money into this shit. I'd be happy just to play and not feel guilty about it, like I should be doing something else instead.

Sometimes I wish I could find something else that captures my interest as much as video games once did.

>>383165351
Japan? How'd you guys meet, genuinely curious.

>>383169868
Well to be honest I still love video games with all me heart it's just that it doesn't feel like it used to. Like a marriage that has lost the passionate fire and is rather a low ember that will never burn out. I have other hobbies like reading, anime, going out with friends, writing and sometimes art but video games hold a special place in my heart. I am currently playing Icewind dale for the first time and have written all of my characters biography and am abusing the journal feature. Its autistic but its making the game much more fun for me.