If life was an RPG, what class and level would you be, based

>>383126829
level 0 peasant

Level 27 virgin

10 INT 0 STR 0 AGI 10 CHA 0 LCK 0 END

>>383126829
Wizard

Pretty standard Fighter desu

>>383126829
Wizard

Level 23 printing press

Level 1 Rapist in a Jason mask.

I'm a fair guitarist so I guess a bard? Once I reach lvl 30 I'll be that fucker from mad max with the flaming double neck

Atm I'm probs that pic of the arab guy playing in the middle of a warzone while the other guys are shooting around the corner

>>383126829
Shut-in lvl 27

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Level 5 cleric

I served a Mormon mission and still go and have given blessings

>>383126829
Level 21 Nihilist
Class abilities: Crushing Apathy (Deals heavy damage to future prospects and impairs social skills, grants depression status)

Level 30 Cunt

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>>383126829
Level 12 wizard/necromancer
with 6 levels in fighter

>>383127757
> I served a Mormon mission and still go and have given blessings
can you bless me too anon

>>383126829
Lvl 99 Supreme Neet Overlord

>>383126829
Level 27
Thief

I don't know. A bard, probably. Level is relative so I'll just go 27. I'm also an artist that draws hentai. Where does that fall in?

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>>383126829
out of 100

>0 confidence
>0 hope
>26 happiness
>0 motivation
>0 love
>35 ability at video games
>23 intelligence
>18 strength
>0 luck
>TRAITS: Autistic. Ugly. Small Penis.

It feels like my own body is broken. It's uncomfortable existing in my own flesh and blood.

I want to die.

>>383126829
Villager with no skills.
Probably a NPC who gets killed off-screen.

>>383129086
Just wait youre physically handicapped and 'walking' involves semidragging one foot.

>>383129086
I don't know if it will help or if you will believe me
But I'm basically the same as you except not with higher stats, not ugly and a fairly big penis and I'm here to tell you that being '''''better'''''' in any way doesn't help, everything is just as black and hopeless, nothing can incite anticipation or motivation and the wondering of whether I just got dealt a bad hand or if I am the problem with my life is constant

>>383126829
Masturbater Class.
Level 8 or something.

>>383129086
>23 intelligence
Doubt.jpg

Anyways, stop masturbating, it works wonders on your motivation.

>>383126924
Fpbp

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Apprentice wizard lvl 24
Str 28
Sta 70
Agi 80
Int 75
Ch 70
>tfw still no gf, welp

>>383130121
that's 23 int out of 100

>>383126829
lvl 20 crazy

>>383127594
>Level 1 Rapist
why havent you leveled up anon? not gonna use your class?

>>383126924
Fpbp

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>>383126829
In 7.5 more years I will be able to class change into a wizard, thinking about speccing into Necromancy. I can barely wait.

>>383126829
28 lvl healer (clinical psychologist)

>>383135238
is skype therapy a thing anon?

Level 22 fat virgin loser

>>383135238
Nah, you're not a healer
You know that you can't fix someone else's mind, only they can do that, you just show them the way
You're a Leximancer or a Guide or something

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>Level 25.
>Brawler or Rogue.

Level is my age and I got a long criminal record for fighting and shit like property damage.

i dunno like a level 6 npc

>>383135743
this guy gets it

>>383135743
Even NPCs have classes motherfucker

>>383135918

npc IS my class

I'm in the military, so I guess soldier. Just average all around probably.

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Level 100 pirate

Level 19 peasant
Currently training in priest and mechanic classes

>>383136065
>Not level 1337
Do you even hackzor

4 Str
3 Per
1 Endurance
2 Charisma
6 Intelligence
2 Agility
5 Luck

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level 24 recluse

level 24 hermit

>>383127757
Did you ever do any mission trips to 3rd world shitholes? Did you fuck the peasant women in those shithole countries?

>>383126829
Level 61 Outcast Class (achieved when branching from Apprentice Mage Class)
3 strength
5 intelligence
0 motivation
26 anime
16 vidya
10 wisdom
0 charisma
1 luck

6 STR
7 PER
3 END
7 CHA
9 INT
5 AGI
0 LUC

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Level 50 vagabond traveler with specialty in wrestling and evasion.

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>>383136495
>9 INT

Pretty sure I'd be like endgame Brad Armstrong.
>nobody
>you've now become a failure. Your body feels weird....

Potential MC Love Interest #3: the edgy option (seen only in Overpriced dlc)

>>383128929
links? You'd essentially be Garth from Lisa the Painful

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I'm a Red Mage.

I picked the job because it looked cool, has a flashy hat and everyone loved me for it; I used to be the life of the party.

I'm a jack of all trades, but I've reached the part where more minmaxed jobs show up and everyone drops me.

lvl 30 Vagrant.
Don't even attempt your dialogue wheel with me. I'm a reroll of Gaenor with some less than optimal rolls but I'll still end up taking everything of worth you have.

Soul level 20
Knight
30 vigor
5 attunement
25 endurance
35 vitality
45 strength
20 dexterity
Intelligence 60
Faith 5
Luck 10
Hollowing 0

>>383128838
You should take Nigger as a prestige class

>>383136596
You don't have to be a faggot to be smart
And you don't have to let being smart turn you into a faggot
Plus it isn't all that great, above a certain point more intelligence doesn't really help unless you want to do something scholarly with your life which I don't, mostly it just makes me seem weird and the world less fun than others seem to see it

>>383137086
You dont have 9 intelligence.

>>383137206
I debated internally whether I was worth an 8 or a 9
I feel secure in my choice

>>383137005
sick burn, kid

Thief with shitty stats, inclding agi because fucked up legs. Thief because my biggest achievements are related to shop lifting.

>>383136881
>Intelligence 60
>tips fedora

Level 69 shadow gimp

I was a marine. I reclassed and now I work with animals.

You tell me.

>>383135642
Sounds more like you're a level 25 dipshit bro. Maybe you should reroll as something less retarded.

>>383139684
Ranger.

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I'd be a mechanic. Most of my work is fixing machines IRL.

>>383139684
This >>383140142
Obviously

>>383126829
Paladin probably in the 70s. I'm a mary sue and proud of it. You edgy kids can't look someone in the eye while talking to them and think being good is a bad thing. I've saved lives and had genuine adventures because I refuse to let bad people get away with it. Mock me if you want, I have the confidence to be comfortable with who I am.

>>383126829
A random homeless beggar on the streets.

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Bard, but nobody wants to party with me. Graduating in Automaton Enchanting soon.

Unlucky charismatic person
i lost my fucking keys in a walmart and ive been spending the last few days going back to that walmart and i wont fucking stop until i find them, what the fuck is going on right now because i looked in the lost and found and there's a billion car keys and they arent in there but my friends and i searched the god damn parking lot and they werent out there, but i have a spare so its okay i guess but i really cant stand the concept that i lost something so important

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>>383126829
Lvl 1 Monk.

Had to actually become a monk for my grandfathers funeral. Relatively even stat spread just move some strength and endurance to faith

>>383139563
He has a few point in Faith, maybe not fedora.

>>383140817
Software engineering?

>>383126829
Level 30 Orator/Diplomat with a history of reclassing over and over.

Race: Human/Hungry Skeleton
STR: 5
CON: 8
INT: 15
DEX: 9
CHA:11
LCK:9

Class Feats:
>Linguistics lvl 8
>Diplomacy lvl 8
>Poker Face lvl 10
>Somatics lvl 7
>Master Chef lvl 9
>Fast Learner lvl 6
>Drawing lvl 7

Alignment: True Neutral

If you need a negotiator in your party just let me know.

>>383139563
Why does someone claiming to be intelligent bother you?
Do you not believe that some people are actually intelligent?

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>>383141029
A.I.

Software engineering is more enchanting in general. I've spent too much time of my life enchanting worksheets. Not going back to that.

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>>383140142
That's pretty cool. I can live with that.

I'd say a lvl 5 freelancer right now, going for a STR/CHA build, but rng gave me shitty stats. My highest stat is INT, but I have no skills for it. But, I'm gonna try my best to either become a Monk/Pugilist with healing capabilities, a Bard, or go full on CHA and go Diplomat.
Not quite ready for the grind.

>>383141201
There are no intelligent people on 4chan, especially /v/.

level 15 hikkie

>everyone ITT is trying to shill INT as their highest stat

You guys are like /fit/ or bodybuilding.com and dick size. You've all got above average stats and it's really important you let everyone know how big your brains are.

>>383142036
All my stats are shit. INT is highest, but that's not much of an accomplishment.

>>383141330
Oh man, AI structures are the coolest shit
Have fun constructing what is basically simple perfect life

>>383141749
This guy >>383141330 writes A.I
So..

>>383142036
>Being this insecure
The thread is about stats, if INT is someone's highest stat then it's gonna be the biggest number, if AGI or STR was their highest stat then it'd be the biggest number
I know you specced FAG but you should be able to understand that much

>>383142717
>everyone tries to act like they're the smartest person with super high stats
>I'm insecure

Got it, nice job there. Did you use your exceptional INT stats to figure that one out you fucking dork?

>>383142036
>Vidya board
>Most people who play vidya are fat/hungry skeleton nerds
>complain about INT being the highest stat

You might have a point but your own INT seems to be pretty low Anon.

>>383142965
I didn't know being a fat loser gave you exceptional INT stats.

Does that fedora give you a bonus to it?

>>383126829
druid lvl2
i've started a transformation to become a full time hippie

>>383142947
Why does it matter what they're acting like, this is the internet, even if they're lying I can't see why you would care unless something about people claiming to be intelligent bothers you
So either you have an over-inflated sense of self-worth and you think other people are shit and should act like it (basically a douchebag) or you're insecure
I gave you the benefit of the doubt and went with the less offensive one

>>383143149
Your stick up your ass stat seems pretty high there you fucking clown. Learn to take a joke, it'll help your shitty CHR stats.

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>>383143313
>I-it was a joke

>>383143113
>I didn't know being a fat loser gave you exceptional INT stats.
You learned something new then.
>Does that fedora give you a bonus to it?
I'm sorry, I have no headpiece equipped, the armor shops on my server have no Fedoras either.

You should still work on your INT stat anon, also, this game is for 18+, I'll let you go this time but if you keep on disturbing the userbase I'll have to file a complaint.

>>383127043
20 INT 0 STR 0 AGI 0 CHA 0 LCK 0 END

>>383143113
If you're not a waste of space then being any kind of loser should buff your INT stat
Less time with social stuff and no job mean more time to learn things

Level 22 monk

>>383143535
A symptom of autism is extremely literal thinking, so I forgive you and will remain patient during your outbursts. Be sure to wear that hat all the time. Boosting that CHR stat I mentioned might help you a bit.
>>383143587
Man you sure showed me.

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Class: Technomancer
Level: 50
Age: 38
Code Name: 01000011 01111001 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101011 01110101 01101100 01101100
Notable stats: INT, DEX and STR

Level 5 chronic masturbator

>>383144183
That's a shitty code name
Replied because I use that picture as a DP sometimes

>>383143820
Dude, I'm actually Autistic and I'm less Autistic than you

Are you trying to troll right now? Is that what's going on?

>>383136549
I'm a dirty kid too man. 3yrs on. Have a dog, play clawhammer banjo. Shitty stick and pokes but no face tats.

>>383144814
I've often considered giving up on the vague pretence of remaining in society and becoming a vagrant
Is it in any way fulfilling?

>>383142947
Nigger everyone's got strengths and weaknesses and I can guarantee you that most of 4chan isn't comprised of alpha jocks with max STR or AGI or CHA etc.

>>383126829
Probably a level 26 mage or a non-virgin wizard, or some shit like that.

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>>383145809
is it because you're this lucky that it almost feels like magic?