>I buy a used ps4 >I can finally play Bloodborne.exe >I

I should probably mention I killed the roach.

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have you tried heating it up

And today on things that never happened

>>383095356
No, it actually happened. I would provide proof, but I would rather NOT retrieve the potentially roach infested PS4.

Does it boot up properly and everything, just a little loud?

>>383096312
Yeah, it's perfectly fine when on the home screen. A bit loud even then, but not unbearable, but the moment you go into a game it's unbearable.

>>383095528
Then hit the Ps4 with some bug spray, clean it off, and you're good to go.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/19/how-to-keep-cockroaches-out-of-game-consoles-ps4-xbox.html

>>383094832
>I buy a used

Serves you right fool.

>>383095356
lol its widely known that cockroaches love the ps4 tho
https://consumerist.com/2017/04/17/why-are-roaches-so-obsessed-with-the-playstation-4/

roaches love the ps4.

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/04/19/cockroaches-may-be-inside-your-ps4.html

>>383094832
>bring it back in the house
>keep it in the bag
>cut out a small hole for your hdmi and power
>plug it in and play Bloodborne.
once you finish Bloodborne take it back out to the trash. problem solved

>>383096807
Hey, it was a good price. I learned my lesson though, and I won't be buying used electronics anymore.

>>383097095
What did you pay for it?

>>383097189
$130

cockroach genocide when

I'm going to air it out with compressed air tomorrow. I could also bug bomb it, but I don't know if that will damage it.

>>383098151
itsimpossible, im pretty sure they gotten to the point where they can infest your computer mouse and keyboard to shitpost and dominate you in TF2.

>>383094832
>buys used PS4
>new PS4 slim 1TB is $250
>complains about roaches

>>383094832
they're gonna be waking up soon.

Use borax, that kills them super fast
Put it around the place where the ps4 will be, they walk over it and infect their partners also they love to eat it.
It dehydrates them to death.

>>383102703
dont do this it makes mustard gas

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Pics or it never happened

simple rule

>>383103147
Shut the fuck uop, idiot
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Roaches

put it in the freezer

>he doesn't thoroughly clean every used item he purchases online before ever using it

>>383094832
>having cockroaches in thd first place
>not cleaning everything
>living in the shithole apartment
Your own fault, not cockroach's.

>>383103736
Nice context that you fabricated. We've never had roaches.

return it.

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>>383094832

>>383103865


Well you do now, motherfucker.

I keep putting borax over and over and those bastards still show every once in a while. The sewer is full of the things.

>>383102468


This

they're gonna be waking up soon.

>>383104205
That's why that fucking PS4 is outside. I've heard you can suffocate them to death, but that would take a while. I would still need to clean the ps4 out too.

>>383094832
I hate roaches.
But it's a good chance to take apart the ps4 and change the thermal paste. You need some special tools, but they should br available at a hardware store
I would do it outside.

>>383104576
Changing thermal paste solves the noise problem. Did it for my ps3 and ps4.

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The only bug that likes to come inside my home are jumping spiders.

My PS4 is safe.

>>383104704
I have a lot of spare thermal paste, and that's what I was going to do. Seems like I now have a lot of roaches to eliminate, which there are most likely more of.

>>383104884
Why are jumping spiders such bros? Literally have never bothered me.

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>>383094832
>Playstation attracts roaches
>Nintendo attracts spiders
>Xbox attracts cobwebs
Is no console safe?

>>383094832
Put your grassess on, quick!

First Germany now PS4? Is there any place they don't infest?

>>383103865
>you're literally responsible for bringing roaches to an otherwise clean apartment

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>>383105762
I told all y'all motherfuckers to buy one. Now who's laughing you pack of bitches?

This thing is so safe not even my friends can figure out it's there, so they never smear their sweaty hand oils all over it.

Even I often forget it's there. It's so safe, it even protects itself from me.

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>>383094832
God, I know your pain, OP.
>buy a brand new special edition gay pride Sony™ Playstation™ 4™ PRO™ 1TB™ Edition™
>pay $20 to Sony™ through my phone app to turn it on
>it sounds like a thousand (1000) banshees screeching directly into my ears over a megaphone
>open up internet explorer on my laptop and Ask Jeeves how to fix PS4 banshees
>he says to open the removable cover and blow in it
>I pay $14.99 to Sony™ through my mobile phone app to open the removable cover
>I see a pack of wolves living inside, nesting
>they all jump at me immediately as they hunt in packs
>I cast fireball, because they are weak to fire
>the portal closes and I throw away my special edition gay pride Sony™ Playstation™ 4™ PRO™ 1TB™ Edition™ into the bin
>buy a Nintendo™ Switch™ the next day
Anyone else had a similar experience?

>>383094832
>WHAT DO I DO?
Burn the entire neighborhood down. It's the only surefire way to get rid of a roach. Your neighbors will understand

>>383107206
>trading astral wolf portal for death weaver spider spawn device

Only people no longer among the living, anon.

>>383103971
A screencap of spiders, for ants.

>>383107915
Bat poster pls go.

>>383097056
this, bb is worth it, after you play it you can put the ps4 where it truly belongs

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>>383094832
>berserk fan
>afraid of a little bug

>>383094832
The true console experience tm

>>383094832
I know about the OG PS4s having roach problems, but how do the Slim and Pro models compare? I don't want any fuckers infesting my console if I buy a new one.

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>>383109830
>gore movie fan
>afraid of getting stabbed

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>>383103971
>Nintendo has Spiders
>Sony has Roaches
>Microsoft has Scorpions

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you do regularly clean your computer parts to prevent infestations right /v/?

you also downloaded more ram, right?

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>>383094832
>>383095356
>>383095528
Owned a ps4 aswell, had it for like 2 months before I couldn't take the heat and noise anymore.
Sold it on craigslist
>Friend has a ps4 pro
>he has the box still
>put my ps4 in the box
>put it up on craigslist
>I put
>"It has 2 controllers, power cord, hdmi, etc."
>350
>Immediately get a phone call
>"Hey man I saw your post on craigslist"
>He wants it
>we arrangement a place to meet
>gas station across town
>Drive there.
>guy tells me he's in a jaguar
>See him
>"Hey we got it right here"
>"Nice man nice, put it in the back"
>I put it in the back
>I go up to the window and he hands me the cash no sweat.
>He drives away
We bought weed with the money and also a copy of streetfighterV

>>383114794
Goddamn stoners