ITT: We come up with rap punchlines about video games. I'll

we wuz rappers n shit

>late to the party like a PC port

>>383092628
Epic joke bro

>>383092720
heh

>>383092385
WE

>got shrooms and fire weed, let's have a mario party

>your bitch mario, she be down for the pipe

>She riding on my my dick, but I'm tryna delay coming like I was funded by Kickstarter

HE has no style
HE has no grace

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>your album flopped, like the xbox one

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I'LL BE THAT MONKEY

>came from nothing like my origin is steam
idk im not a rapper

>>383092720
Hehe

is this the underage thread

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>Sony's scores looking J.G. Wentworth (8, 7, 7....)

>>383096328
lmao
i hope this isn't bareybait i like this thread

>>383096323
fuck off hip hop referencing video games is nothing new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRiS0lELg3o

>The Last Starfighter searching for the Starfucker
>The drunk parallel parker, thank God for car bumpers
>Another day, shot in the head and buried
>While your wifey tries to convince me that she shouldn't have got married
>From the Galaga bugs to the amateur thugs
>To the punk rock chicks that can't handle my hugs
>I'll be standin upon the web, born out of a thought
>Where the spider makes her bed out of the carcasses she caught


>Not to be confused with the fake fly raw sound
>Still the one who used to take your high score down
>With more rhymes than germs a spitball carry
>As it fly through the air like Pitfall Harry

guarantee all three of these guys are older than you

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>I'M LIKE THE BOSS AT THE END OF THE NINTENDO GAME, MY BRAIN IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL

Didn't write that, it's a Bronson line but I always thought it was great

Ooga booga bix nood smokin on that endo
Radio stations censorin my songs, call them niggas Nintendo

>>383097769
I honestly thought this was an MF DOOM line for a moment.

>I have more rhyme than ps3 has games
>I'm all alone like the PS4 with only bloodborne

>>383098189
I wear diapers and watch MLP and play Splatoon, listen to this tune

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>>383098378
>Not only do Soniggaz have no games, they don't have rhyme or rhythm, either
Top jej

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>>383098623
>le sonnyger meme

>bitch you act tough but you just playing pretendo
>bet you faggot ass owns a Nintendo

>Sega does what nintendon't
>Say no to drugs

>getting street fighter dosh, never pay my rent on time like a god

>>383098973
>He has no rhyme he has no shame, this sonybro is a fucking disgrace

>>383099442
>not "this sonybro is fucking lame"
come on nigga

>>383099442
Mario said so long to this Nintenigger who's gay
He likes to suck the dick of Reggie Fils Aime

>>383099442
>>383099943
>not this sony bro, has no games
you're both a disgrace

>>383097389
The movie with Tom Hardy based on Charles Bronson or Charles Bronson the actor?

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Iwata gotta go and run from dat vac,
Miyamoto playin' fo-sho cause he wanna suck that,
No i don't want to say the Nintendo is ran by a bitch,
But mother fucker look at the specs on that god damn Switch!
It's rotten and forgotten like Cleve
s Grimoire,
The only things i gonna do is make PS4 sales soar!

>>383100414
Action Bronson, the rapper. I'm not aware of any songs where either Tom Hardy or Charles Bronson rap.

https://youtu.be/x4pon-hdEXU?t=160

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>>383100057
>>383100538
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>383092385
Rap really is just a family guy episode, isn't it

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Niggas playin' Marvel cause they so Pringles,
Mean while I'm in the club givin' bitches the tingles,
Nigga think winnin' dat 2k is pretty gangsta'
They bitches be getting dicked by this motha'fuckin' playa!
I'm the Controller of this crew,
Ya think' that maybe that PS4 be controllin' you?

>>383101038
Yeah, in the same way that metal is just really another episode of a virgin in his moms basement being hateful and reclusive.

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SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS