What's the greatest trap you've ever seen in a video

>>383045578
looks like something a retarded kid designed

>>383045578
i don't understand the death of the one on the left
or the one to his right
or the one to the right of him
or the one on the furthest right

so what is actually happening to the guy leading in panels 3 and 4?
he just seems to fly forwards and disintegrate for no real reason

>>383046434
Misaligned QPU

>>383046434
He most likely gets cut by the wire

>>383046382
Why did you make an entire post only to say "I'm retarded"?

>>383046434
the guy in the front is cut to pieces by a wall of razor wire

>>383045578
Basically every trap in Divinity: original sin. The chest that drops a comet on you is pretty great.

I wish I didn't ruin my memory with weed.

Tenchu: wrath of heaven had some great traps.

>>383045578
Deaths of 2 and 3 are dumb. Why did #2 fall, and #3 was in a REALLY specific position to get hit by that hook.

>>383045749
this place is so much fun

>>383046634
why is the first one moonwalking to his death?
why did the second one fall, and why are his arms suddenly coming out of the spike plate
how did the third person's chin get under the hook?
why is the fourth one activated his wrist and boot rockets to fly backwards into spikes?

>>383046910
>Why did #2, who got slammed on the head by something the weight of a tree trunk, fall down?

Gee, I don't fucking know. What is wrong with this thread.

Popping noobs in D2. The best.

>>383047258
He fell before it hits him though

>>383047425

Oh, did you see the youtube video? I'm only seeing the clearly after-the-fact figure 2 with action marks indicating a hit head.

>>383045578
>greatest trap you've ever seen in a video game.

Blade crap.
Poison gas crap.
Rope crap (i've had that one before).

Is this a thinly veiled Deception thread?

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>>383045578

>>383047676
Artist?

>>383047676
im gonna need sauce

>>383047646
It's actually lost, newfag

>>383047676
>>383047812
>>383047847
>Op explicitly states to not post fag traps
>Someone does it anyway
>People are asking for source

Go away!!!

>>383047847
>>383047812
White boys really make the best traps, don't they?

>>383047568
Oh, no, I have not, but after you pointed them out then yeah, I can see them. Wouldn't he fall forward, though?

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>>383045578
Paper Mario had some that really threw me for a loop.

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>>383045578
This piece of shit right here

>>383047995
*Asian

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>>383048192
>OwO what's this
>*dies*

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>>383048253
nice try whiteboy

>>383045578
There was this one really old Flash horror game on Newgrounds where you had to look around a room with a flashlight, and one text said "Don't read the rest of this text." Or something, if you moved the flashlight to see more text then you'd get jumpscared and killed. Stuck with me to this day.

>>383047106
How does it feel to be blind?

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what the fuck happened to him?

>>383049216
Laser beam on the bottom of the door. I think.

>>383045578
Hello /tg/
>>>/tg/54176700

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>>383045578
Took me by surprise

>>383049216
Looks like he is being cut up by a wire which is being pulled up by the door. Which is just silly.
The entire trap scenario seems incredible unlikely to work. It'd be easier and probably more effective to just have the ceiling fall straight down

>>383049423
This. The entire thing is ridiculously convoluted. Like, the third person getting killed by the hook looks okay in 2d, but in 3d they'd either have to be in a specific position, or the trap would have to be lined with an entire row of hooks

The one at the start of the Forbidden Woods in Bloodborne, you know the one.

>>383049679
That's pretty fucked up. Also reminded me of prince of Persia. The first one.

>>383049679
This is a good one

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>>383045578
>trapsthatonlyworkin2d.gif

a bucket of water over a cracked door would work better then this

>>383049805
He's too large to fit in the trailer
>Walks into the trailer
>Trapped with Deathclaw

>>383049423
>Be an evil sorcerer, working on world domination.
>Spy a bunch of do-gooders in my dungeon via scry.
>Pull the lever by my door.
>Every Ceiling in the dungeon (aside from the one in my room, of course) comes crashing down, crusing the adventurers under several tons of solid iron. moments later, gears whir to life, and chains lift the ceilings back in place.
>Send a cleanup crew to retrieve the bodies, reanimate them as undead slaves and continue on my business.

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>>383049679
That's just cruel man

>>383050190
Wouldn't that kill all your minions/destroy all your furniture and artifacts too? Why not a lever for each room/corridor if you're already going for the colossal engineering feat of having your entire stone ceiling be movable?

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>>383049872

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>mfw this whole thread

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>>383045578
one time in ss13 i placed bombs all around escape and set them off when the shuttle arrived

>>383050562
They're all undead, you can just reanimate them again.
>Not keeping everything you want to keep safe by your side.

>>383050830
how do you open this door without dying?

>>383051147
So every time someone enters your castle you have to go reanimate your entire army all over again?

>>383051354
You only need a few minions in the keep to distract the adventurers. The army is off conquering the neighboring kingdoms.

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>>383045578
does this count?

>>383045578
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=epA5n0A8Dfk

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>>383050830
the kinds of materials you need for this trap to work don't exist, that kind of wire doesn't exist, the amount of space you would need inside the spikewall to have that kind of air pressure is entirely unrealistic, the 2nd,3rd and 4th guys have to be standing on red Xs for the trap to even hit them, and the board is more likely to snap in half then launch someone anywhere, especially if the board is the more then just a small thin plank. Also the 4th dude wouldn't sideways over feet first.

>>383049679
That's stupid. Why go through all that trouble of making some specialized rope when you can simply not tie the rope to anything and just leave it hanging with a small weight?

Whoever is smart enough to inspect the rope will spot either trap, but one is cheaper to put in place, and actually a great fucking classsic.

Fuckign noob dungeon designers I swear...

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A good trap needs to be simple yet very effective.

So I'll say any landmine.

>>383051504
is this like the Fallout rulebook?

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>>383045578
Now just hang on a second what is this

>>383050830
>wired screen
>implying that can cut a guy up cartoon style
stupid and churlish

>>383052459
The plot thickens.
Probably just the artist's signature.

>>383052454
It's from the handbook from Fallout 3

>>383045578
The door from Karateka

>>383050876
Oh fuck you.

>>383047658
I only played the first, but that game was fun as hell.

>>383050830

So it only works if 4 people walk in a very specific line? A falling pit into a shark tank is a better trap then this shit

>>383049679
not sure you could make a rope around barbs like that, but damn that would hurt

>>383048192
Never bothered to remember to fight this guy. To be fair I was pretty much done after the last boss once i figured out you use ghostwalker + your own weapon type resistance on yourself so you don't get countered to win against any super boss.

It just didn't seem like a challenge.

>>383051854
>why go through all that trouble of making some specialized rope
See >>383050342

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>>383049679

>>383045578
Still don't understand why person one is forced forward

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>>383048459
>ashe exists again

OB64
>Liberate town after two units guard it
>Suddenly two legions spawn and march on you
Thank Filarrh for defence bonuses in towns.

>>383053474
>countered to win against any super boss
First of all you fight this guy on a lake. Second superbosses have multi hit attacks you wouldn't be able to cheese them with memewalker even if you wanted too

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>trap thread XD

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Not the best one I've seen but I do want to bring up that one in Kamoshida's Castle in Persona 5 where you bring up an elevator and an enemy comes up with it. Really caught me off guard and it's been such a long time since I've seen a modern game do something like that.

>>383056068
Lol, yes - you can.

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>>383056296
Some of these weren't in the final game.

>>383045578
Terry traps > all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_un_UszmDnE

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>>383056423

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>>383056581

>>383052494
wtf i love chechens now

>>383052614
Its loss

>>383056709
Make sure to slather the spikes in filth so the wound gets infected too

>>383057740
Who was that Vietnamese guy who wrote the book on guerrilla warfare? Just take anything out of that book and bam, perfect trap.

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See that long vertical room? The left side's last block is on the edge of the screen. Jump to it and the screen scrolls and you die instantly. Cheapest thing i've ever seen in any game that wasn't just an invisible coin block in a shit mario hack

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>>383058365
Man, you're digging deep here

>>383058365
I learn about that in the stream yesterday

>>383049679
Who needs a rope for a fucking 3 meter gap

>>383058703
People that are trying to clear the level without an A press

>>383057639
She's not a trap, just very flat.

>>383051854

>Being so autistic you can not put yourself in a situation where you're an evil lord and feel like designing painful and horrible traps for adventurers

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I don't know if any of you gentlemen have tried playing this before, but if you haven't you should. I wouldn't recommend this version so much as the actual book if you can get your hands on it. However if you play fair and correctly you're in for cheap-bullshit abounds.

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>>383049679
Wish I had the rest.

>>383048459
come up with a worse case of drawing a woman and giving her a dick

Pro tip: You can't

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>>383059036
>pick up glowing bow
>it's made out of metal and the string is clearly a fucking ridiculously taught piece of wire
>Better give it a try just in case

>>383059539
but dude it has more dps than my last bow

>>383059303
My friends roomate looks like that, it's normal

>>383050876
Yep, that's me alright

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>>383059539
>its has more DPS tho!
Traps are meant to defeat idiots anon. They are basically an idiot check.

>>383059539
Murderhobos tend to ignore or handwave realism if it can give them better stats or gear.

>>383057872
Hưng Đạo?

>>383059036
https://annarchive.com/files/Grimtooth%27s%20Traps.pdf

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>>383045578
This symbol looks familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

>>383059883
jesus christ imagine stepping on that, who the fuck would create such a thing?!

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>>383046434
>so what is actually happening to the guy leading in panels 3 and 4?
>he just seems to fly forwards and disintegrate for no real reason

Look at the thing that falls from the ceiling. A trap door opens on it from the force of it hitting the ground. Make spikes are launched out from the force of the impact.

>>383060180
the Vietnamese, it looks like

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>>383058828
Getting off the rope requires an A press.

>>383059917
>Hưng Đạo
Yes I think that's him. I thought he was more famous for fighting Chinese than Mongols but it sounds right.

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>>383060180
The Vietnamese/Germans

>>383060334
Shit, the trap designer thought of everything.

>>383048192
What game?

>>383060180
That one isn't even covered in shit like the ones that Vietnamese would use. Go ahead and stop the bleeding, you're still getting sepsis.

>>383060398
Germans should've made more of these then they could've won

>>383045578
a teleport scroll to the putty cave

>>383047658
Such a hidden gem of a series.

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>>383060447
Don't fret, anon. The day of 0 A presses approaches.

>>383050190
Wouldn't they be too flat and squishy to reanimate as servants? How much work can something do if its entire skeleton is dust?

>>383056709
yo thats fucked up

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>>383060548
Yeah they wasted all their time on tactical manoeuvring and supply logistics, if only they'd booby trapped a few million helmets they could have retreated all the way back to Berlin and the Allies would have wiped themselves out

>>383057639
I don't know, the idea was sound but the execution was DERP
>Here Colette have some scaling hot coffee
>Oh thank you I'm sure my angelic non-feeling hands will notice
>Actually its stone cold lol
>Oh... yes indeed
>Actually it is hot lol
>Lloyd what the fuck are you doing

>>383060775
well they are just supposed to keep the intruders busy enough to get splatted
so i guess some horror blob would be fine

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>>383060168
that's an edited version. Let me post the original for you

>>383060775
Depends on how good a sorcerer you are
Based golemancers would just make an unkillable animus of the blood/viscera/bone fragments

>>383060398
>FFX 2.5.jpg

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The classic

>>383061154
What the fuck is going on in the final panel anyway. Why did a trap-door open and suddenly the guy on the left is being fucking destroyed.

>>383060998
agreed, the germans were very good at attacking, but defending? not so much

>>383045578
The first two Tomb Raider had some very awesome traps.
I loved the Egypt levels of the Gold Edition of TR1

>>383061295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8gfGhVL3qs

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>>383061218

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Hell yeah I beat the boss.

>>383061456
This game is torture.
Sequel when?

>>383050876
those motherfuckers

>>383051776
It's made from magical materials; I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>383061582
Hopefully this year.
Maybe next year.
Probably two years.
Possibly three years.

>>383057283
We love you too anon.

>>383048415
>swim up to it before getting a skell
>o wow

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>>383061428
That's pretty hot

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Most nightmarish shit ive ever encountered was IRL in Iraq. Pic related. Crush switch initiated IEDs. Skilled makers built it waaaay better than this, best ones used hair thin wires. Heres a rundown.

>2 pieces of hair thin wire are spray painted with an insulative coating and woven together in paired strands
>every 8 inches or so wire is rubbed bare and looped through a tiny rubber loop
>then wrapped in a tiny packet of tape
>the loop keeps the two bare wires seperate unless stepped on in which case it completes the circut and detonates a large buried bomb
>these were spead out around the bomb in 10 to 15 foot lengths like a spider web
>buried under the ground a few inches the hair thin wires werent enough metal for the metal detectors to blip, or enough mass to show up on ground penetrating radar scanners
>bomb is in center, you will never get close enough to it to worry abput its metal content

We NEVER fuckin figured out a way to beat those on foot patrols. Regular pressure plates were easy to pick up with metal detectors, tripwires can be spotted easily if you get a good eye for em, wires leading to a guy with a switch are too since they usually leave a trail where they were buried.

Those fuckin crush switches could just have a bit of dust over them and youd never see em unless you were right on top of it

>>383057639
Truly a very intellectual trap

>>383064612
Couldn't have a heavy RC robot doing rounds ahead of you?

Or just an RC car with a stack of magazines on it

>>383056581
>
That's actually pretty cool?
Who'd reset it though?

>>383061428
Is that a subtle way of telling us she knows about jill loves getting sandwiched?

>>383064612
Bomb the bombs!

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>>383059036
Wire covered in diamond powder isnt sharp its abrasive. I have a "commando saw" thats just a wire with diamond powder you couldnt cut yourself with it if you tried. Its basically just wire covered in really tough sandpaper.

Why not just have the bow be cursed to explode or something. Its already enchanted to glow, why not go the extra mile and enchant it to do something actually nasty?

Hell it could even be subtle and work flawlessly until used in any stealth situation or critical fight at which point it bursts into brilliant flames and fucks your charecter over when he least expects/can afford it to. Good writer/DM could even drag it out and let the guy use it for a while to make the trap even more sweet when it finally springs.

Lazy RP writers never fail to amaze me. You got all this magic stuff that allows you to come up with essentially unlimited sadstic traps and devious tricks and theyll ignore that potential for some kinda wiley coyote cartoon bullshit.

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>>383059303
bitch please

>>383065158
The idea that grunt units are all running around like a tom clancy novel with drones, robots, and only the finest highest tech gear is only real in recruitment ads and video games.

I never saw a robot in the entire 8 years I was in the military unless it was broken and being replaced by "make some lower enlisted guy poke it with a 10 foot pole."

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>>383064612
Those sound just as dangerous to arm as they are to disarm.

>>383049679
I doubt anyone would trust the rope enough to fall for it.

a competent group of adventurers would probably bring engineers who would be able to build makeshift a makeshift bridge.

>>383067265
>Insh'allah. If allah wills it to work it will work abduhl!

Those guys really dont care about life and saftey like you or I do man. We did kinda figure out that if you thought one was somewhere like down an alley or across a road you threw a handful of candy at it.

If all the little haji kids swarmed the candy it was safe. If you toss a handful of candy on the ground in a 3rd world country and the kids wont go there to get it something is very very wrong. How they knew where they were is anyones guess. Maybe they just watched em get put there or something.

Also one time we used a donkey. Lost the donkey but didnt lose any guys.

>>383067583
What if you are being followed by lava flooding everything behind you?

>>383048192
That's not even the best part
>Get killed by it early on
>Come back with your shiny Ares 90 in the post game
>Fire your Ass Cannon thinking you get to one shot his ass as payback.
>LOL ETHER REFECT

>>383050342
I'll bite, what's happening? My search only brings up moon runes.

>>383067736
That donkey was a true patriot

>>383059036
This would only work on people who lack the capacity to feel pain. Normal people would realize the string hurts their fingers and stop pulling.

>>383064612
Roll a drum around on the floor in front of you?

>>383067736
Holy shit that's brutal man

>>383068719
Not him but you should hear about the children playing the street road block

>>383064612
Man fuck muslims.

>>383067736
Got any other vet story? Those always are fun for civilians to hear about.

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>>383048192
>Wow, what's this weird metal statue doing in the wat-

>>383068928
>>>/pol/

>>383066615
Because having your fingers cut off is much more creative than "lol it's magic it just fucking explodes."

>>383069126
Not even /pol/ that shit is fucked and a normal human being wouldn't do that to anyone else.

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>>383067736

F

>>383069312
>Look up torture, especially roman torture.
What are you twelve and retarded?

>>383069445
Who are you quoting?

>>383069312
>Not even /pol/ that shit is fucked and a normal human being wouldn't do that to anyone else.

What, build mines? You think that's the worst thing that has ever happened in the context of warfare? And only muslims build them? Fuck off

>>383069312
It's their culture you ass

>>383069445
>These barbaric people hundreds of years ago did some fucked up shit so that makes it ok for people today to do the same.
Listen, this isn't the time for an argument. It's fucked up. move on.

>>383069126
Anon, get the cock out of your mouth, wipe the cum from your lips, and stop being a faggot

>>383064612
Get some cows, train them to walk ahead of you.

>>383069050
>Raid mosque
>Full of guns an stuff
>confiscate guns everyone there pretends to have no clue about
>cant really do much more than that
>open quaran on altar
>take big ol greasy shit in it
>close it carefully so poop smooshes all over but not so you can see it just by lookin at it
>piss all over prayer rugs

Foreign relations are a complex and delicate matter requiring a deft touch and a sharp mind.

>>383056325
Dark Souls AoTA had a trap like that.

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>>383069856
I wish I could see their reactions.

>>383068105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7YC88ap5Y

resident evil zombie

>>383069645
>Romans
>barbaric

Their engineering feats are only recently being broken you mong

>>383070605
Yeah but what video games did they make?

>>383049679
Isn't this rope countered by a good pair of gloves?

>>383045578
Serious Sam was filled with fucking 1hp/armor traps, you HAD to take them every time regardless.

>>383061824
>trap with magic materials
all the fun of engineering with all the lazy excuses of magic, oh joy. why even bother

>>383067736
>throw candy
>kids are stupid or don't know
>literally witness exploding kids
Jesus fuck

>>383047658
>trap game
>it's called Deception
ohohohohohohoho

>>383056709
it ain't me starts playing

>>383061181
underrated

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Did anyone play this? It's full of bullshit traps. The devs went on to make Tomb Raider.

Entire The Immortal game.

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SHIT

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It lures you in by tricking you into thinking it's a good game, and then... BAM!!!

>>383073629
That's in every video game ever though

>>383051741

Eh? When was this? Was it something in Shenmue 2.

>>383066830
Speaking of riding

There's a trap in the shivering Isles, when you grab an artifact the floor gives out from beneath you and you land in a tailor of spikes. Scared the shit out of me when it happened because there was no sign of it actually happening.

>>383060398

Both sides were good with deception and traps.

In North Africa, Germans would drive tanks over camel poop for luck, and the allies took note of this and started planting land mines disguised as camel dung over this. The Germans began to notice and only ran over camel poop that was already overrun with tank tracks. In turn the alliens made mines that looked like overrun camel poop.

>>383049689
>our weird thing falling from the ceiling should have a sick hook on it so in case someone is standing there we totally hook that guy in the fucking face!
trap designers gone retarded

>>383073586
This wouldn't work that often.
Most people extend it before looking into it.

>>383060334
Can't you slide all the way down and drop off the bottom

>>383074825
Not extend, focus.

>>383074404
Man, fuck aliens. We can all agree on that.

>>383056709
>being a filthy Vietnamese

>>383074963
>>383074825
>>383073586
wouldn't you see the dagger in it?

>>383060398

The German army sure was good at running away.

>>383070709
total war: rome

>>383067736
That's crafty as fuck anon.

My only guess would be with no school, nothing to do and recruiters trying to get their hands on them 24/7 the local kids would know better than to go down a specific ally or two.

Thank you

>>383073586
>>383075681
>I need to see that thing in the distance, let me get some random telescope
>Is that... a massive blurry dagger in the sky?
>lemme focus a b-OW MY EYE

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>>383076656
>>383075681
it seems like a lot of the traps in this book are "retard checks"

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>>383076901
Will /v/ accept my MSpaint traps?

>>383076901
>Whoever reaches into the vase will turn blue, unless he is already blue - in which case he turns green.
kek

>>383077074
Why are you making a nickelodeon trap?

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>>383077343
I now you are a meme maister but pic is what I mean.

>>383076901
>green, reach in, turn blue
>reach in again and turn green again
Woah

>>383076901
Well Tom, your Fighter just lost 12 strength points forever. Looks like he's got a 6 Str stat permanently. Want to reroll?

I get traps that kill characters, but making them useless forever is kinda rough. It's also why level drain has basically been removed from D&D.

>>383071107
>not enjoying magitech

>>383049679
Doesn't the rope protect your hands from the iron barbs in the first place?

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Damn near spooked me to death. No motion, sound cue, lighting change, just walk around a corner fast enough.

>>383078374
For one perfect crystalline moment, my brain thought "Son of a bitch they put dinosaurs in a vampire game the absolute madmen, you got me"

The note next to the statue to confirm they did it on purpose sealed the deal.

>>383061169
>Based golemancers would just make an unkillable animus of the blood/viscera/bone fragments
I see you are a man of culture as well
Don't forget the metal of their smashed armor and weapons

>>383064612
>We NEVER fuckin figured out a way to beat those on foot patrols

grounds signs my nigga, stop, check your 5 and 20 metres at ANYTHING suspicious looking, disturbed sand, flattened grass, aiming markers, an IED like that requires a large space , so the greater the chance of disturbing the ground.

Sometimes all you've got is your gut instinct

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>>383058365
This actually happens in the first stage too, and I think that one's even worse.

>find a room that's empty
>oh it's actually one of those puzzles where you try to find the two blocks to depress
>do it and open up an identical room with a full heal potion in it
>keep scouring the room for more secrets
>there's actually two more blocks you can press that lead to another room to the north
>fucking
>instant
>death

Pic related in the top right.

Also the boulder that chases you was probably the biggest *blocks your path* of my childhood.

>>383069856
A true American hero
Thank you for your service and sharing these stories

>>383059036
>I'm going to use this bow and rip it with all my might like I'm starting a lawnmower

>I'm slowly going to pull this bow back. It's not flexing! It's cutting through my fingers! K, now it's went through the bone, better see where this goes... oh no my fingers are gone and I didn't even get to shoot it. Oh well

>>383076901
>the way to defeat this trap is painfully simple
It's not simple, it's random. The right way could easily be reaching for the gold pieces instead.

>>383076901
>Flip vase upside down
>Still lose strength because your DM is a cock who counts that as "carrying" it

>>383058365
>>383079289
What game is this? Zelda?

>>383072718
So is the treadmill automatic or activated by your own running? If the former, how the fuck would that activate a gear to open the ceiling? If the latter, you can feel when you manually make a tread start moving, and you would have slid it walking there in the first place.

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>>383080427
Google, nigga

>>383079519
>cleric casts heal
>fingers grow back
Damn. Now I have to have my gloves repaired.

>>383074483
You would feel that from inspection. Not only that but the entire Illiad is pretty much the story of spears killing people with or through shields.

It's not like shields make you invulnerable except a 2x2 hole. They just allow you some insurance.

Stupid "trap"

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>>383079519
Traps are basically idiot checks and trouble causing events meant to hinder you and possibly waste resources overcoming
Heres some artificial difficulty.

>>383080427
Startropics, which was billed to be western zelda but never really went anywhere. Except our hearts.

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>>383067736
Why would you do that to your own donkey?

>>383080863
That's actually pretty good. Can't really figure out a way to defeat that one in the field... second pair of gloves or bashing everything you pick up on the ground first?

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>>383080863
>But I was blocking!

>>383050876

Obstacle, not a trap.

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>>383081330
>But I wasnt using it, why is the durability so low!

>>383081330
Losing to Curly must be extra embarrassing after laughing at the slapstick routine before he finally takes a stab at you.

>>383081569
This one is very cool.

>>383074404
>the aliens were in ww2

It all make sense now. Those weren't Jews at all...

>>383081569
actually plausible and useful if you know what it is, and give it to someone you don't like
bonus points for using an acid that can't disolve the metal YOUR sword is made of, but can for who you give it to

>>383084140
I don't believe this for a second.

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>>383080863
>Yeah just gonna put my hand in this trap gauntlet no big