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Why dont you like Overwatch anymore? When it came out we talked

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Why dont you like Overwatch anymore?
When it came out we talked about it all the time
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>we
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trash tier boring meme game
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Yer mother
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>Let's shoot at shields for 5 minutes trying to score enough chip damage to charge our ultimates so we can all press Q at once and push past the chokepoint.

What a fun game.
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>>382993587
Shit shallow as fuck tf2 clone with cringey characters made to appeal to normalfags of basically every variety.
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Because even the worst of us cannot justify Blizz's shit anymore.

It's boring and lame.
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I started boycotting the game after tracers girlfriend was revealed.
Fuck blizzard, they don't give a fuck about the sizeable shipping community and everything they do seems to be to hurt us.
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>nerf roadhog into the ground
>comp variety i suddenly gone
>game is suddenly a lot less fun.

Funny how one character kept a cancerous meta in line.
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mechanics got stale for me, and the community made me actaully disgusted to play the game. All they talk about is fuckign shipping among a small group of characters, and its all forced gay shit. Then when I saw them cater to them I just stopped caring about the lore, which was the part that had potential outside of repetitive gameplay.
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>>382994063
>tracer is a lesbo
next thing we have gay hero
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I was wrong in my initial estimate (3 months) but in the end the hype did run out of steam in just a year.
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>>382994176
Lore is almost non-existent, characters are extremely shallow anyways which is why the only thing fans can do is ship.
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Blizzard is is fucking garbage at balance.
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Meme game
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>>382994518
This. Literally none of their games have ever been balanced. It's just nerf/buff roulette that keeps people addicted
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I have never in my entire fucking life seen a more cancerous community.
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>>382993952
>t. bronze
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>>382995201
>try to chill in quickplay
>WE NEED A HEALER/TANK GUYHS

>no healer
>win
>guy is still fucking mad because we didn't have a healer
When people can't even chill in the most casual version of the game there is a problem. Even comp teams up top are more chill than quick play by a long shot.
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>76-Phara-Winston-D.Va-Ana-Lucio/Mercy
>every fucking match in both teams
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>>382993587
Because the skillcap is extremely low, ults and faceroll characters dumb it down too much.

No matter how much I play it, a Mei gets close to you, frozen, dead, turn around 1 second, symmetra bzzzz, dead, your team leaves you alone random hook pulls you, dead, get a clear shot at the enemy team with your shit, Skillmatrix activated, gg no re.

It's stupid, it's a party game, but people treat it like it's a competitive e-sport, and it's not, and won't be, until there's bans and shit like that.
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>>382993587
I got bored of it before I got to lvl 100. Ana made the game so much worse when she came out, and I heard she was nerfed but still don't feel like coming back.
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>>382993587
Too many bullshit counters, not because of skill just because someone picked a hero your weak against. Also the SR ranking is completely fucked so you keep on wanting to come back to prove yourself and become addicted. Also the community is the most braindead one out also it is accessible to everyone because Blizzard needs that sweet lootbox money.

Fuck this trash game, glad haven't played it in a month.
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>>382993587
Overwatch is ASSFAGGOTS tier

except less played
and somehow worse

if a non-tactical shooter works on console, chances are it's fucking shit
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>>382993587
Because Overmeme is a competitive game and /v/ is full of assdamaged shitters. This has always been the case, that's /v/'s dirty little secret. The most elitist posters are usually the average performers who struggle with the fundamentals.
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>>382995538
Bronze is the hell, isn't it?
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>>382995950
>rock paper scissors balance is "competitive"

Good bait but you're still retarded desu
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>>>/vg/
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>>382993587
I only enjoy playing it high.
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Blizzard's garbage approach to content is what's killing this game, and I don't mean killing as in dropping playerbase.
I mean this game is almost identical to what it was when it released and the changes have pretty much all been negative.

The new maps are all bad
Two of the three new heroes are bad and the third enabled quad tank meta for way too fucking long
Cosmetics have only become more of a jewish scheme
Blizzard REFUSES to fix the cosmetics scheme other than very minor changes
They're constantly pushing out new marketing material, WAY faster than new content

There is NO fucking reason that Blizzard should have put money into a goddamn D. Va statue when the map team hasn't even finished Horizon yet
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>>382993587
The game is too static. Each map is absurdly simple and linear, the strategy never changes even if you tried different compositions. The "single control point" design of the Assault and Escort gametypes are lacking. For the most part your whole team gathers up into a deathball and crashes into the enemy until you get your Ultimates, applying your Ultimate effectively is what the entire game hinges on.

Most Characters are extremely niche and inflexible. Most are not fun to play as they are literally little more than their one gimmick and their Ultimate. Only a few like Soldier 76 (of all fucking characters, it's the generic military shooter guy and not most of the people with fancy high tech magical shit) have some degree of versatility.

Because of the previously mentioned way that game modes require a certain type of cohesion and hinging on Ultimates, the game is "team based" in a way that is NOT fun at all when you're playing with random people who are obviously not going to suddenly start working well as a team together.

It's fucking boring.
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>>382995201
You're simply ignorant then and that's nothing worth flaunting.
League of Legends still has the worst community of all time.
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>>382996090
this plus the fact the community managed to become even worse than league of babbies'. OW players somehow became the ultimate fusion of the worst aspects of CS and MOBA players, it's almost impressive.
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>>382996097
League players might be shitass, but I've been in bronze before and I had less leavers than in platinum Overwatch.
Overwatch players are fucking horrendous when it comes to just playing out a game, despite the fact that Overwatch games are so much shorter.
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>>382993587
Current meta is the most uninteresting and braindead of all, after some time adequate people get tired of seeing tracer and genji every single game. May be 12 years old can enjoy that, but I ___hope___ they don't post on 4chan a lot.

The game can't be any deep when it's filled with hypermobile characters with no meaningful downsides.
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I played it a lot, then the meta memers ruined it for me. All my friends became tryhard so every match, including quick matches, had to conform to the current meta.

Maybe I'll return some day
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Blizzard will soon announce their Overwatch world league and create massive artificial hype. Rumor has it that each team will have to pay 10 million burgers to get into the league.
With that much money they will have a production quality that has never been seen before in conventional esports broadcasts which will bring teams TONS of new and returning players

(game is still shit and I would rather watch 2 guys playing pong for 1 week than a single game of OW)
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>>382996083
>There is NO fucking reason that Blizzard should have put money into a goddamn D. Va statue
Son, let me tell you about a little thing called 'profits'
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>>382993587
>we
>when you realize how many shills post here
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>>382996361
>Rumor has it that each team will have to pay 10 million burgers to get into the league.

lol impossible
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>>382996215
>Join any ow game
>Some autistic raging fuck is mad because you didn't pick X

Kind of makes senses since the balance is so fucked though.
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>>382996361
>Rumor has it that each team will have to pay 10 million burgers to get into the league.
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>>382996324
>tracer
>genji
>braindead
>more braindead than the previous meta of hold RMB with reinhardt and walk forward
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I'm glad I didn't fall for the meme.
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>>382995289
>t. silver
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>>382995950
Climbed to GM tier the first 3 seasons (mid 60-ish the first season), game became stale and boring. First few weeks during every season was kinda fun, but holy hell did they inflate the SR gains. I've never seen players this bad up here seasons 1 & 2

Now I just troll the shit out of plats and low diamonds. It's the only way I can have fun in this game. And I'm not the only one, this bracket is filled to the fucking brim with people like me.
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>>382996406
Yeah, and that's why Blizzard has no clue how to develop the game. Because they're so focused on scamming waifufags that they can't even finish a single map.
They've realized that you can just push out a new legendary for the waifu characters every couple months and rake in the cash from these fuckwads.
Put out a D. Va statue and thousands of retards will preorder it, and you can keep your servers going for another year without having to fix your fucking game at all.

Goddammit I hate these people. I would break all ties with anyone who preordered a fucking D. Va statue.
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>>382996436
>>382996460
my bad, it's actually 20 million

http://www.shacknews.com/article/99943/blizzard-responds-to-rumors-of-20-million-overwatch-league-buy-in-fee
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there are too many fucking shields and barriers and auto heals and they keep adding them
in dont want to shoot at shields and wait for ult for 70% of the match, its boring
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>>382993587
I love it, I just moved on to other games like every other game.
well jump back for a little bit when doom fist comes out and drop it again.
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>>382996361
This game's "competitive scene" is pretty much non-existent outside of Korea.

Majority of players outside Korea just log in for a few minutes of quickplay on a weekly basis. Competitive is a foreign term to them

Really makes you think.
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I still play it, but I only play Mystery Heroes.

QP and Comp just aren't fun anymore. I stopped playing them.

Mystery Heroes is fantastic though.
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it's too popular and the fanbase sucks cock
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>>382996563
There is absolutely nothing to d.va either. Shitty eva rip off gook that plays starcraft wow such waifu.
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>>382996590
How much do you wanna bet they can't easily rack this up with some bullshit exclusive cosmetics?

Look how it's worked for dota 2, a game only played by 3rd worlders. People obsess over cosmetics like fucking zombies
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>>382995201
What is dota2
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>>382994112
>hogmains will never not be salty little fags
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>>382996469
They take a bit of mechanical skill, but they are indeed braindead, even more braindead that what we saw in tank meta.
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>>382996921
its not blizzard paying tho, its the players
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>>382993587
Personally, playing Lucio is the greatest rush I've had playing this game. Going fast as fuck and being the ultimate nuisance to the enemy is the most fun Ive had in an fps.
Problem is, on competitive I have to baby my team all day and I dont get to have fun. Especially when I was at lower SR. I realize it's never going to change.
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>>382997042
>more braindead than press shift to stop all damage and gain more dps than most of the dps, then press q to teamwipe
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Why doesn't Blizzard get off their asses and actually do some character reworks?
Are they seriously too lazy to fix characters who have been shit since day one?

Symmetra was trash and they reworked her, yet Roadhog they just nerf to shit.
Bastion they tried buffing but he's still awful because his design is garbage.
Torbjorn has always, ALWAYS been a troll pick and they don't seem to even care.
Are all of these characters, plus Sombra, going to remain in the fucking trashcan for the rest of time while they sell skins to retards?
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To all the people shitting on this game, post a pic of ur rank because 99% of the time, it's mostly bronze and silver shitters complaining how "imbalanced" the game is. It's classic dunning krugers.
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>>382997260
Some characters are just broken by design. They'll never fix anything.
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>>382997078
Yes I know, reread my post

They'll just create some bullshit limited time only lootbox

Their past limited-time only events had people desperately grinding out levels. Some even dropped real money to get something so worthless

The community's full of fucking zombies
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>>382997260
Agree with everything you said except for Sombra, she can carry teams if people listen to you on mic. Being able to fuck off the cancer shields and make everyone force to use their guns instead of their abilities and just have a solider/pharah to press Q and do a team kill is the bestest shit ever.
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>>382997435
what does that have to do with the entry fee for a tournament?
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The game has like 30 million players. It's far from dying and wI'll eventually surpads league. Sorry haters
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I'm glad I got into the open beta so I could see for myself how much of a polished turd this game is
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I wish I could play the open beta version of the game again
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>>382997520
>30 million players
>Takes 5+ minutes to get a game

Sure, when will blizzard release an actual player count and not just accounts made.
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>>382997260
Torb is clearly for lower ranks
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>>382997519
Alright, I've got the bad reading comprehension

But how much do you want to bet they won't slap something on this entry fee? Otherwise it will most definitely fail.
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>>382996724
>ASIAN
>Teen
>Pretty
>Cute
>Twitch personality
>GAMER GIRL
>Playful
>Just a tiny bit edgy
Of course she'll be waifu'd, this is the dream girl of neckbeards
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>>382997727
>D. Va
>attractive

>asian girls
>attractive
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I still play it from time to time. It's my guilty pleasure game, I pick it up and play a round if I've got a spare half hour. Mechanically it's a lot more simple than other games I play, but I think there's some depth to team composition and ability usage. It doesn't feel 'press Q to win' like a lot of people say.

That said I think it has some issues. They seems quite eager to shift the meta around rather than have multiple team comps as 'meta'. For example their solution to triple tank was push dive comp. Now dive comp is prevalent they'll drop it for another meta no doubt. It would be better if they balanced around multiple play-styles being viable at once.
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>>382997727
Everything about that character makes me cringe. It's for ironic weebs.
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>>382993587
overwatch can be pretty fun and it's a nicely polished game but

the playerbase is literal aids
postlaunch content release far too slow and stagnant
""quality"" blizzard kneejerk ""balancing"" yet again

playing competitive is absolutely agonizing

>>382996361
cant wait for this to flop lmao
>videogame sports
>10 million dollars to play a casaulized bland team fortress 2 lookalike with no skill ceiling
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>>382997778
dva doesn't even look like a real gook
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>>382997520
(20) keks have been deposited into ur activision account
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>>382997656
>0 citations
>uses anecdote as evidence

How's 10th grade anon?
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>>382996480
>t. gold
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Have they added any content of note within the past year other than a couple characters?
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>>382997950
Sorry, where was your citation for that supposed 30 million players?
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>>382997427
I just don't get it. They CLEARLY put in the work to make Symmetra a better character. I still don't think she's amazingly designed, but she makes sense.
Her shield ability was completely brainless and generally useless, so they turned it into an ability you have to actively use, what's so goddamn hard?

Why is it so hard to make a character who isn't either god-tier overpowered or horrendously terrible?
Why does Roadhog have to go from a top pick to trash tier because someone at Blizzard changed some fucking damage numbers?

I never realized how accurate this picture was until I got into competitive Overwatch.
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>>382998008
They announced it. Go Google it, it'll be the first thing that pops up.
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>>382997778
>implying you wouldn't fuck D.Va if you had the chance
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>>382998106
Still not seeing a citation, 30 million accounts is not 30 million players. Let's see an actual active player count kike.
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>>382998106
30 million copies sold doesn't equal sustained playerbase of 30 million
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>>382997330
Haven't posted yet but here you go my dude. Game's boring as shit and the only time I play is when I meme in Comp with some friends and go full time Torb which leads to me top fragging/damaging almost every match. That's about all the fun you can have in the game: shitting on people with meme characters.
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>>382998173
>fucking gooks

holy shit lol time to turn off the naruto u fucking loser
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>>382997818
>>382997136
>>382996686
>>382996430
>>382996324
>>382996090
>>382996047
>>382995950
>>382995923
>>382995863
>>382995707
>>382995538
>>382993975
Do not be deceived. This is not an honest question.
For OP and the shills that follow, nothing would be worse than seeing no replies.
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>>382997828
This. Korean and Chinese players initially balked at D.Va and Mei because they're clearly white, as if making an actual asian character isn't good enough.
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>>382993587

>guns literally sound like pew pew pew
>not a single satisfying sound effect in game


maybe i could have forgiven the dumbed down gameplay if it would have felt good at least
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>game came out - people played it and so talked about it here
>game now - people don't talk about it, thus ???

Hmm... really made me think...
Remember to sage.
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>>382997260
>Mr Kaplan! The community wants us to fix some characters!!
>Are they still buying our lootboxes like the idiots they are?
>well, yes, i guess
>then fuck em lmao make sure the legendary skins on the next event have even lower drop rates my dude
>yes sir
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>>382998243
Forgot to add this, but the game was good for Season 1 and 2, where it actually took some resemblance of skill with McCree and Zen and the occasional Widowmaker. Now it's just baby mode.
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>>382998173
>no tits
>no ass
>puffy, ugly face
>awful personality

I'm not implying it. I'm stating it.
She's the Lucina of overwatch, she straight up has no redeeming qualities, but weeaboos flock to her anyway.
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>>382998287
we know, most none shitpost threads are marketing on this board

everybody in this thread is dragging the game nobody is gonna read this thread and think "oh wow i MUST buy overwatch haha thanks 4chan.org"
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>>382997330
>doesn't post his rank
You're shit just like this game
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>>382998287
I re-read this so many times, what the fuck are you trying to say?
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>>382998283
I forgot that faggots aren't into girls
Really, a silly oversight
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>>382993587
go back to /w/
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>>382998303
>not a single satisfying sound effect in game

zenyatta's orbs are
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>>382998482
>weaboos

Try just normalfags.
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>>382998243

It's hilarious to me how many longtime players seem to resent the game

The >Blizzard meme is real
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Game is just poorly designed in such a way that it somehow managed to make the entire community literally retarded.

It's not that the game does not punish undesirable behavior, it flat out rewards it. If you main one hero and are "good" at it, you can climb the ranks with a sub 50% winrate. Not to mention that you're actually, literally, unironically forced to play with WoW players. It really makes me sad how shit the game has become, but I expected this from the get-go because Blizzard are an extremely incompetent company.
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>>382998483
I don't even know what's the point of shilling this game here other than seeing it get discussed E V E R Y W H E R E
You're gonna get what, 10 drooling lurkers that can't form an opinion and get swayed by 2.5 posts saying the game is good in a shill thread?
I hope they pay OP in cheetos by the hour. Cheesy motherfucker.
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>>382998283
>>382998482
Stop pretending you're straight you fags
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>>382993587
It's a boring game people like only because they jack off to the characters. And you can't jack off to the same thing for so long.
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>>382998506
That's the most obviously photoshopped butt I've ever seen.
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>>382998713
Yellowfeverfags are a fucking blight.

Asian people are the closest thing there is to alien skinwalkers on this planet. At least they're not criminals like niggers but they fucking creep me out. Their culture is shit at best and fucked up at worst.
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>>382998482
>I HATE THINGS THAT ARE POPULAR
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>>382998873
t. assdamaged hapa
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>>382998898
>stop not liking the shit I eat.
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>>382998506
imagine having yellow fever this bad

i'm literally about to throw up
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>>382998873
I hate this yellow-fever craze aswell, but they don't have a shit culture it's nearly on par with western culture.
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>>382995362
Competitive mode in any game brings those guys out, the kind of people who think ranking and butter coated guns are the most important things in the game

They're also the easiest to agitate, so if you want to soften a blow that a lost game might give you, there's always fucking with the compbaby for fun
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>>382998685
>somehow managed to make the entire community literally retarded

Because you don't have to have brain cells in the double digits to know exactly how to play a hero once you read their abilities.

Guess what happens when a shitty player does badly with a character despite the game handing them every single nuance of that character on a platter.
They blame the character, or their team, or the game design outright.
There's fucking nothing to learn in the game, all you can do is improve your aim, so who're people gonna blame?

I'm not a retarded normie, so I know that when I die by myself against six people, I've made a mistake. But for your average Overwatch normie, they have no fucking clue what they've done wrong because literally all of the things their character can do are done with the press of a single button. If they hit all their buttons, that's "all they could do." So they rage and leave games and stupid shit like that.

Blizzard have engineered a game scientifically perfected to make people blame everything but themselves for their mistakes.
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>>382996590
>20 million freedom dollars to play in a sweaty korean lan party with the game's entire community watching
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>382993587
How long have you been on /v/?
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>6 players
>absolutely need 2 supports in every team composition
>absolutely need at least 1 tank in every team composition

That leave 3 slots maximum with 13 different offensive/defensive heroes to pick from. These picks don't depend on "who you're comfortable with" or "who is fun" but instead come down to "who is better in most situations" and it is always Soldier, Tracer, Genji, or Pharah.

If you don't pick these heroes you're doing your team a disservice because they are the good heroes.
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>>382998976
I don't have yellow fever. It's just silly to say that D.Va isn't attractive. I'd fuck her, but then again I'd fuck most things that have a pulse.
You can not tell me that you'd deny a chance to fuck D.Va.
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I do like it. I still play it basically every day and have over 500 hours according to All Modes (so that isn't counting Arcade time too).

It's legitimately one of my favourite games in years and I love it to bits.
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>>382999217
At least with the tanks they're making a varied selection that ranges from a tanky flanker, two traditional tanks, a tank that switches between rushing down characters and retreating to protect the team, and a tank that used to excel at single target elimination

Support is still boring as hell minus Zenyatta and maybe Lucio in some occasions
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>>382999348
Shouldn't you be shitting up /owg/ like usually?
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>>382999296
Me being a desperate virgin has nothing to do with whether or not she's attractive.
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>>382996590
Meanwhile, Valve is dropping it's Major qualifiers and instead will double the prize pool of all 3rd party Majors and Minors.
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>>382996590
>20 million dolllars
what in the fuck
why 20 million dollars? what the fuck am I reading?
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>>382998482
>no ass
I despise dva too anon, but cmon
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>>382999634
>calling that an ass
irishman detected
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>>382993587
I was gifted overwatch, so i don't have a buyers remorse about it. The problem with it is that it's basically, in regards to gameplay, an afternoon beer. You come home from a hard days work, you crack open a bear, sit down, have a sip and just laze away, you feel good about yourself. Overwatch is basically the same thing, you come home, get a quick game going, play for a bit, press Q, get some kills or whatever and feel good about yourself. That's basically it, because even if you lose, you see that you at least did good at that moment, so it feels good for what it is. Most of the classes basically have a dedicated "press to be cool" button.

And the game sucks in many departments. The graphics are okayish, but there's too many effects and the screen is crowded with them, so it's not readable that much. The fov is too small for a comp game, the maps devolve into chokepoints, character backstories are stereotypical and downright infantile in some cases(Orisa), with balance forcing a stagnant meta. The story is a generic sci-fi good guys/bad guys/robots thing,the development is stagnant, the developer is going for a cash grab(loot boxes) and wants to cater to everyone ever, especially people offended by something in the game. The only unquestioningly good thing in this game is sound design, enviroment design, and porn.
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>>382999692
Fuck off and die nigger.
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>>382999634
Where's the ass, anon?
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>>382999634
Nah she has an ass, the crack is right there and it probably shits like the rest of ours, but she barely has any ass cheeks
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>>382999296
I've never felt anything towards her. All she has going for her is the skintight outfit. She reminds me of a dumpy-faced elf otherwise.
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>>382999634
>that
>ass

lmao
that's like, a decent white girl ass
c'mon dude
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>>382999747
why would i die when i actually have thick, healthy women to sustain me? stay poor and irish homie
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>>382999818
Shit tier wife for ironic weebs.
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>>382993587
>anymore
Never liked it in the first place.
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>>382993587
I wanna fuck Mei.
t. Roadhog
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I prefer D.Va as a garbage eating vidya gremlin.
You may think it's cancer but at least it's something other than another generic animu girl.
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>we
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>>382999634
>Has vaguely curved butt cheeks
>HURR SHE HAS AN ASS
Anon please
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>>382999634
NO
ASS
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>>383000069
gremlin dva is unironically the best thing that came out of Overwatch
besides the porn of course
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>>383000069
How come no one ever complains about Reinhardt being "generic hot blooded but friendly knight guy" and Junkrat being "generic insane off the rails guy" but you constantly hear about D.Va being "generic anime girl" (whatever the fuck that means)?
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>>383000309
Because "generic" is what women and gays want out of their husbandos, anon.
Personally, I demand a higher standard than that for waifus.
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>No evil omnic
Why bother with this shit? I'd at least enjoy a pyromaniac robot.
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>>383000309
because she's female and if something is about a female it instantly becomes more offensive to people
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>>382994112
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQbdQqxW_EA
:3
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>>382994112
>MUH 1SHOT TANK WITH 8S SELF HEAL GOT NERFED

Go fuck yourself, hog is trash.
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Does blizzard ever mention where they get the ideas for skins?
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>>383000634
I usually find this kind of stuff endearing but it's getting kinda annoying with all the voice actor jerking.
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It's a low skill game and attracts the worst casuals.
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>>383000765
Why should they? It's not like they're trying to hide it, it's beyond obvious.
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>>382993587
Stale meta.
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it reached the same point as current TF2. but 10 times as fast.
I'm not referring to the active playercount, or the microtransactions that shattered the integrity of TF2's gameplay, although Overwatch is mimicing it a bit with the oversaturation of niche purpose heroes instead of merging ideas every now and then.
I'm referring to the community stagnating into tryhard, meta-tactic, no-fun boredom, and the memes have been run into the ground long ago.
It has tight as fuck and entertaining gameplay, but it demands teamwork so much it eclipses any sort of individual skill, and nobody works as a team without sacrificing the very concept of fun to achieve SR gain.
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>>383000765
its too obvious, its not really an "idea" more a reference
i just wish they where abit more varied
there are like 12 Evangelion skins in Heroes of the Storm
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>>383000981
I doubt most of the people with mechaqueen are even aware of frame arms.
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It took them a whole year to make 2 new maps?
None of the original maps got changed, everything still has a shitty choke point.

The slow trickle of content is what makes this game boring as hell.
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>>382993587
Started playing Paladins which has support characters that are miles above what OW has to offer.
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>>383000765
It's a reference. It'll click for those who are aware - and for those who aren't it'll just be a skin.
Try not to get your panties in a twist over such petty "issues".
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>>382993587
>meis freeze beam now pierces shields

I fixed the game for you you can thank me later.
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>>382998012
>Why does Roadhog have to go from a top pick to trash tier because someone at Blizzard changed some fucking damage numbers?
Because he either kills more than half the roster with 200+ reliable burst damage or he doesn't. They tried pulling levers on his reliability by changing his hook but it just made people on both sides mad because of edge cases where you either get pulled when you shouldnt or dont get pulled when you should.

Honestly what they should be doing is playing around more with base health. Healers should start at 150 base health unless they have a good reason to need more (lucio and maybe zen should have 200), torb should have way more base health than 200 (just give him 75 healable armor and make it so that armor packs only refill his armor instead of adding +75 bonus), genji probably deserves something like 175 or maybe even 150 health, and so does widow. Roadhog shouldn't be one-shotting primary DPS like mccree or soldier but he absolutely should be one-shotting more than just tracer.
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>>383001227
>Try not to get your panties in a twist over such petty "issues".

When did that happen? You seem to be the one getting upset.
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>>382993952
This. Game is garbage. Thread over
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>>383001326
With the current meta, you kinda changed nothing.
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>>382996083
I don't understand how the statue has anything to do with the development of the game.
Do you think they're taking programmers and artists away from working on the game and making them paint the fucking things?
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>>383001632
not that anon, and i don't care if there was a lot of new meaningful content ingame AND some sideweay content like this, but the way it is now it's mostly loot boxes, events to sell loot boxes, oog stuff like the statue, and very little actual content in game, like new mapss, or game modes or whatever.
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>>383001830
Yeah, I can agree with that.
I've somehow lost all interest to play the game, only go on when there's an event happening.
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The game is fun, but I find myself getting burnt out ultra fast compared to my tf2 days

My main gripe outside of just getting burnt out would be that only pharah and soldier feel meaty in their damage output.
It's not fun dancing around tanks and healers as non burst/sustained damage dealing heroes.
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I want Sombra to tickle me while teasing me in Spanish.
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>disable all chat
>disable team chat
>leave the voice channel
the game is now semi-playable
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>>383002261
Honestly I do, but then whenever games go badly, there's constant "GET IN VOICE" in the chat.
At which point I get in voice and hear a bunch of fags complaining about the enemy team and leave again.
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>>382993587
I still play it.

I'd really appreciate it if they stopped nerfing Mercy, but they're about to do it again.
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>>383002016
I'm not you, but i'd say that's because there's not much new to do/discover, and people just get bummed out of playing the same stuff over and over.
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>>382996698
This right fucking here. Only good mode in the whole game save 3v3.

No meta, actual since of accomplish when your team accomplishes shit as a weird assemblage of characters. Feels good to actually kill a threat knowing they most likely won't come back as the thing they were raging as.

There's nothing better in the game.
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>>382999560
They called Kraft Foods and the people who own the Miami Dolphins first to see if they wanted teams.
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>>382993587
/v/eddit still talks about it but not so much after the countless assravaged anons "REEREEE STOP PLAYING LE NORMIE GAMES"
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>>382999746
>sound

>all guns sound like pew pew
>no satisfying sounds in game, everything sounds wishy washy

no
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>>383003561
Widow's long rifle mode makes me so upset, man
*puhwhap*
I fear I've been spoiled by the AWP
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People literally do not understand the game; the playerbase is so fucking retarded it's insane.

They pick healers, then never heal. They pick Rein, and drop the shield constantly. They pick Soldier or McCree but never shoot anything. They pick D.Va or Roadhog and just fuck everything they do up no matter what it is.

The list goes on.

Hell, these stupid fucking cunts can't even understand the gamemode as a concept. "I need to stand in this circle? Whys that?" "I need to push this payload thing? Why's that?" "I need to take out the enemy team before rushing in? Why's that?" These fucking people are retarded on a basic level I literally do not even know how they remember to breath.

I used to like the game, but now I just hate it. I can't stand to play it for more than 3 minutes because of the amount of retarded shit I see happen over and over. I quit 4+ month ago.
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>>382994063
The thing that kills me is that they went for the safest route and instead of having Tracer lesbo it up with another female character we already know, we get a random "literally who" OC donut steal, and are just told "they're gay, live with it".

Hell, even the new "line" about Emily in Overwatch isn't really that fancy, with Tracer just wondering if she has enough time to visit Emily. It just reeks of a publicity stunt that they don't want to fall back on.

That said, I do want the gay hero to be Junkrat with Roadhog.
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>>382993587
I got bored, I was sceptical about how Blizzard would handle it's first FPS I was very right to be concerned. Maps are Garbage, less then half the characters are good at high levels, to many bs abilities, and the worst balance changes I've seen.
I've moved on to Siege, and occasionally I'll play some TF2 again.
If there's one thing I can thank OW for its for making me appreciate good game design.

>tfw the golden days of TF2 are long gone
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>>383002858
Mercy er brain dead
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>>382995289
I was grandmaster before I quit and he's not exactly wrong. The game mode that played any differently was KoTH, and even that was a slight variation of try to peek shots to charge ult so we can storm it with ult combos.

Game got super boring and most people I used to play with at high ranks quit the game for other stuff.
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>>382993587
>blizzard
>wow friendly
>fisher price equivalent to TF2

I'm waiting for hats.
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I hate how the skill ceiling for most heroes is hilariously low yet those heroes are so mandatory that you end up playing them e.g Mercy, Soldier, Reinhardt
There should be more mechanically interesting heroes like Genji and Pharah
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>>383003665

I know :(
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Waiting until five years from now when ster realizes the Overwatch team never gave a flying fuck about balance or content and leaves in a big hissyfit to go play whatever's new at the time.
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>>383003449
It's all fun and games until one team gets multiple Pharahs.
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i want to paizuri mei
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>>383003449
I like it a lot but the queue times are too long
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>>382993587
Despite trying to mimic other games of the same genre, such as TF2, it fails to improve in any substantial way. You could argue graphics, but TF2 is 9 years older, and improvement in graphics is pretty much mandatory.

As a game it is a lot more shallow, as the entire game revolves around abilities that function on a cool down system, which are out of the players control, essentially boiling down the gameplay to waiting until a special ability is available for use in order to make vital pushes within matches.

Not to mention the fact that the game was designed to be appealing to the most amount of people possible in order to maximise sales. Pure lowest common denominator.
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>>383004263
I miss STAR_ so much, this ster guy is far too cynical and self loathing, even for me.
what's worse is knowing how much ster misses STAR_.
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>>383003712
>that Mercy who hides in a corner with ult waiting to get a dank potg instead of healing
>when the Widow and Hanzo get mad at you for not wasting your res on their useless asses
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>>382997230
Who are you quoting?
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>>383005112
Lets face it, a mercy who doesn't hide in the corner will get absolutely gangbanged by the enemy team since everyone else will be too busy shooting at Reinhardts shield to protect her.
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game was only fun for me before the novelty of trying out all the heroes and maps had worn off, which was pretty quick

now it's only good for fapping to
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>>383005112
i mean
if the enemy team is blowing ults and yours isnt
that's a pretty good time to hide for a rez, yeah?
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>>382993952
Don't act like every other game isn't like that
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>>383005338
honestly its doesn't even have that much good porn
there's a lot of it and a small amount of it is good but there are so many Tumblr artists and SFM clowns making shlock that it buries the good shit.
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>>382993587
It has no depth
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>>383005671
what do you mean every other game? I assure you that the vast majority of FPSs do not involve shooting at a one-way shield until it breaks
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