Which squid will you side with? Callie will give you playable octolings
give me a quick rundown on the Splatoon lore for someone who hasn't played the original
>>382963625
Go for Callie. Always go with the brunette. Black is brap.
>>382963770
There is a big BEAR company.
And there are Salmon Runs.
I'll go for best girl and the side of justice.
>>382963770
global warming happened and killed humanity
ten thousand years later aquatic species evolved to take over the now empty land mass. At first everything was great but eventually global warming kicked in again and they were running out of space so the octarians and squids had a war for the surface. Squids won and forced the octarians to live underground.
Octarians were fine down there for awhile but eventually they ran out of power and came to the surface and stole electricity fish from the squids who were just using it for dance parties. Squids got pissed and sent an agent down to murder thousands of octarians and captured their leader.
I'll go on the side of white ink AND playable Octolings.GIVE ME MILK TEA INK NINTENDO!
I like Callie most. But if Splatfests are back I voted based on my opinion on the topic at hand.
>>382963625
If there's even a chance of slapping the shit out of Callie i'm taking it
How many bongs until the direct?
>>382965496
12-11 i think
>>382965651
work dick
goddammit WORK
>>382965859
what are you talking about anon?
>>382965651
>>382967526
more shortstack squids pls
>>382963770
Humans are dead 10k years later. Squids and Octos evolve and become weeaboos. Squids commit warcrimes.
>>382963625
Marie is best sister. Fuck the Octolings! Their music isn't even fresh
>>382963625
Callie
>>382963818
artist?