Video game red lights >game is one of the most streamed

yeah i hate games that are popular too fuck people lol

>trailer of game includes a 2012 meme/rage comic face

>>382932115
Name 3

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>>382931532
>red lights

it's flag you fucking idiot

>>382932115
When has this ever happened you lying ass

>>382931532
>Game is talked about by /v/ extremely positively for weeks.

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>>382931532
>>382932273
mfw because of the shit way OP wrote his post, I thought this was going to be another GTA thread

>>382932313
Wasn't that in Watch Dogs 2?

>game tries to be deep

Fuck this meme

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>>382931532
>game has sold more than 100k copies

Fuck that.

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>>382931532

>Bullshots and scripted gameplay of a game shown at E3

>>382932229
meme run on wii u
watch dogs 2
some indie game

>>382931532
Its a sony game

>>382932273
>he actually thinks a flag is worse then a light

>>382931532
>game is only available on steam or any other client

>game is advertised on a big name cable network

>crafting survival sandbox with zombies

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>>382931532
pic related

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>game is featured in a positive light by Kotaku

>>382931532
Trailer is pre-rendered footage with no in-game gameplay.
Hardly any gameplay footage or gameplay related news comes out until a week before launch.
No playable demo for consumers.

>>382931532
>game has no anime girls

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>>382931532

>diversity in the game was one of our main goals

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>>382931532

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>procedurally generated content

>>382932634
Anno 2070 is pretty good though.

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>Somebody somewhere somehow likes the game

Fuck this, how dare someone else play that game. - neo /v/

>>382932634
fuck off rayman is great nigger

>>382931983
okay but let's be honest it'll probably be associated with cringeshit if it has results like that
>see: Undertale

>every review gives it a perfect score
>the only justification is that it will be looked back on as a "momentous event in the medium" ten years later

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>>382932747
>shaved head, white male on cover looking heroic while holding gun way too big for him

/v/ discussions of the game consist of nothing but posting pictures of sexy female characters.

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>>382931983
Name one good game. that isn't kirby's dream land 2 i swear that usually isn't there, is it kirby day or something?

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>>382932891
/thread
we can all go home now

>>382932835
I believe what you are looking for is "toxic fanbase".

>>382931532
>Nintendo exclusive

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>>382931532
>hitscan instead of bullet physics

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>>382932891
Honestly nothing makes me drop a game faster than this. You waifufags are fucking insufferable.

>>382932925
games done quick. did you really not know that?
and players unknown is fun. i'm not an expert on card games, but hearthstone sounds like the most popular one. the rest of those games suck my dick.

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>>382931983
With few exceptions, there are giant marketing campaigns behind those games to make them popular, and the quality of the game is always questionable at best.
Example: This Unity tech demo was jizzing esports all over /v/ through paid shills for months.

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>>382932857

>minority token character taking the spotlight in the cover for a game set in a time period where minorities had near to no zero role during that historic event

>>382933062
>This Unity tech demo

>"you should try <Game>"
>what's good about it
>"ITS FUN/ARTISTIC/DEEP/DIFFICULT"
My ultimate red flag, if you can't come up with one good thing to say about the game aside from something that can apply subjectively to literally every game in existence then I'm not playing it.

>>382933056
>players unknown is fun
no it's not
>but hearthstone sounds like the most popular one
no shit that's why it's up there, it's just a watered down version of MTG

>>382933062
this game is so damn good, it's almost criminal the way /v/ ignores it, or proclaims it to be shit.

I swear this board hates it because they suck at it.

>>382933062
>>382932925
lol guys relax im on your side i hate popular things too

>>382933101
>blacks didn't serve on the frontline in WWI
here we go again
>>382933183
>players unknown isn't fun
name 3 fun games you like that aren't retro

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This man told me to buy it

>>382932857
>not wanting to be heroic while still belonging to the masterrace

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>>382933187
way to prove him right, shill

>>382932398
pic or it wasn't

>>382933158
And where exactly lies the border between irrelevant buzzwords and argumentative facts for you? Is "atmospheric" a red flag for you? How about "dynamic gameplay"? Or "good graphics"? Because with a system like that you can knock any game in existence.

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>>382933471
>like something
>shill
you forgot to call me a cuck, buzzword aldrin

>>382932398
There was doge in the trailer, but I don't remember rage comics.

>>382933404

Yes, clearly, black an non european citizen clearly had a bigger role during ww1.

>>382933404
All but players unknow

ez

>>382933471
>giving something praise=shill
boy sure smells like summer autism in here!

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>game is on Steam
>it's Japanese
>it's also a port of a game previous generation consoles had for many years

I swear the Nips do this shit to artificially create "prestige" for their games, like "o wau, this game is from 2008, but it came to PC now! It MUST be a timeless classic, there's no other explanation!"

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>>382933404
Dead Rising
Burnout 3: Takedown
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
Hotline Miami
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (which is quadruple the /k/ommando PUBG will never be)

All 1000 times more fun than PUBshit, if you want me to count retro shit:

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
System Shock 2
DOOM II

>>382932634
>underage who never played games from the Ubi golden age of late 90s to early 2000s

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>>382931532
>>382932315
These both are correct
Having fun in Killing Floor 2 lads

>>382934029
That's wasn't just Ubi's golden age, it was all-around vidya golden age.

>>382931532
>permadeath
>rougelike
>retro8bit
>emotional
>badass
>loot

>it's a first party playstation exclusive

! ALERT !

Give 11 billion examples

>>382933913
>fun
>old
>never played
>fun
>meme shit
players unknown is also meme shit, so you got me there.

>>382933517
Atmospheric is the ultimate buzzword, it's just a combination of good music and good visuals and I wouldn't trust the opinion of anyone too stupid to decipher that and use those words instead.
Good gameplay is actually an assessment of the game, subjective yes, but it's a brick along the way to actually describing the merits of the game, followed by a description of what is good about it we have a real series of facts in the making.
"Dynamic" gameplay is a marketing buzzword, if someone said something that stupid to me I would walk away because it sounds like its right out of the mouth of some youtube dipshit.
You should start by explaining the gameplay and citing what it does that's unique or original or ever-changing, then let the other person draw the conclusion that it's dynamic.

The difference between irrelevant buzzwords, and facts, is that you can't break down a fact in 1 irrelevant buzzword.

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>Zelda in the title
>Released in 1998+n

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>>382934392
>>meme shit

Maybe, but the game is still fantastic and /k/ommando as fuck. PUBG is both memeshit and trash.

>>382933062
Hey fuck off

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>>382933018
Toxic GAME.
>AMINES OwO
>flexy horseman dude lmao ;)
>w-w-w-we arent pushing our agenda *two forced characters kiss*
>i just kill people because lmao
>i also kill people for fun and am dead but it's good you brought about the second coming of me by killing everyone
>im the corny ass comic relief character but i'm THE MILTIVERSAL TIME GUARDIAN IN SECRET

>>382934536
Those words are simply semantic shorthands to keep speech from being monotone droning. You're just autistic.

>>382933062
>they made a unity tech demo in UE3
What were they thinking?

>>382934634
>pic
Third panel should just have kid talking in Russian.

>>382934907
ikr could've saved them hours emulating shitty prebaked physics

>>382934889
They're only shorthands because your tiny brain can't possibly compute and transcribe a justifiable reason for why you play a trash game so you resort to the marketing bullshit that made you buy it in the first place.

>>382935056
Or maybe it's you who demand arbitrary convoluted explanations because you can't cope with the fact that some games you don't like are actually enjoyable for other people and only justification your damaged ego can accept is that of intellectual basis, which in turn you base on semantic complexity as it the only perceivable measure of intellect for you?
Here's a shorthand version: you're an autist.

>>382933056
>Comparing magic with HS

Nigger wtf

>>382934536
Its almost like the majorty of people who talk about games are desperately clinging to the last thread they may have that in some perverse way could be seen as intellect. Im not much better, but I can at least understand that.

>>382932925
>World of Warcraft
fucking how

>>382935558
>explaining things is convoluted
Analyizing things too right? No surprise nobody will ever believe in video games as an art form, I don't either tbqh.
Either way, go back to your youtubers screaming words like "Extreme" and "intuitive" to the tune of fart jokes and maymays, I'm not reading the rest of your post, you made me lose too much faith in humanity.
>>382935774
Yeah but that's the problem. I've seen through that illusion so anyone who tries it immediately gets a fail in my books and so does whatever game they're pimping.
But I'll try any game if someone gives me a solid breakdown of why it's good, not just that it's good.

>>382933056
>games done quick. did you really not know that?
who gives a fuck about that tranny festival in 20fucking17

>Procedural generated open world
And only because it wasn't done correctly.