In this thread: Times you've acted like completely sane

>>382894620
This meme was always cancer for underageds

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>>382894620

>game tells me I've been playing a while, and suggests I take a break
>I take a break from playing to do my homework, take my vitamins and say my prayers

Mother would approve.

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>>382894770
Are you referring to the "times you acted like a joker in video games", my kind sir?

>girl on my team
>protect her and laugh in voice chat when she makes jokes

>game says press any button to begin
>press the start button because it is right and proper

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>>382895275

I tip my hat to you good sir. The way a gentleman should treat m'lady.

>>382894620
I honestly can't remember the last time I did the tutorial for a game.

>>382895428
agreed. im glad someone agrees with me. on reddit i would get downvoted by people who disrespect women and my opinion would not be heard. it is time to come out of hiding, the time of ignoring women will soon be over, and I will make sure of it.

>>382894620

>throw bomb in well
>fairy asks me if i tossed in the normal bomb or the golden one
>say the normal one
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>>382894620
>game tells me not to turn off the power before it finished saving
>wait patiently until the game tells me it's ok to turn the power off

>game offers me heterosexual or homosexual romance
>go for the homosexual romance not because i myself am homosexual, but because homosexuals are underrepresented and media, and through these actions, i can give them the proper representation they deserve

Dear old mother would give me a pat on the head, she would.

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>playing MonHun online
>go out of my way to target the tip of the tail or run over to the other side of the monster so my attacks don't get in the way of the others
My team appreciates my presence I'm sure

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>end of Fable 1
>Jack of Blades asks me to kill sister to get the most powerful sword ever created
>Kill Jacks of Blades instead
JUST

>playing GTAIV online
>some dude pulls a drive-by on me at Westdyke
>get PSN message
>"yo fuck yo shit bitch ass nigguh pussy bitch"
>I reply with "No beef, just chilling, relax"
>get reply
>"Yo you alright tho ima add you as a friend"

That's how I become friends with an ex-con.

>guard tells me to stop right there criminal scum
>I stop and pay the fine
ONE, TWENTY-ONE GUNS

>stay until the very end of a competetive online video game match
>sincerely congratulate my most honorable opponents on their well earned victory
I was raised right.

>Play GTA IV
>Go calm obeying street rules
It is a comfy game for being sane

>losing terribly on an online game
>opponent with highest score starts shouting "U MAD" on the mic
>I respond that I am not mad but am impressed with his abilities and am glad I was able to witness his skill so I may use the experience improve myself as well
>he gets flustered and we add each other and are now good friends
Mummy always did teach me to be polite to others

>No support
>Plays support

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>Do you want to save and exit?
>hit yes key
I was proud of myself that day.

>>382896627
>When this icon is show the game is saving. Please do not turn off the console when it is shown.
>Don't do it

>>382896728
good boy

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>play Euro Truck Simulator 2
>"roleplay" by not only having my character named as a person from the country I started in, but also exclusively listen to that country's radios while playing
>also attempt to obey all the rules of traffic and don't drive like a spastic randomly crossing all the lanes

>>382894620
that just sounds like not being an autist
are people really so proudful of their gaming "prowess" that they'll ignore tutorials. That's kind of sad.

>>382895402
>not pressing X

>>382895508
If it's a modern game, the tutorial is usually 90% of the game anyway.

>>382896964
Haha you'd be surprised my dear. I'm afraid we gentlemen are incredibly outnumbered in this here website.

>>382896964
I just do tutorials because I consider them part of the story.

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>>382896880
>play Euro Truck Simulator 2
>"roleplay" by not only having my character named as a person from the country I started in (poland), but also exclusively listen to that country's radios while playing
>also drive like a spastic randomly crossing all the lanes while screaming KURWA

>Game asks me if I'm sure I want to overwrite my save
>Ponder whether i'm certain
>Decide that, yes I am

>open up game
>check the graphics settings and resolution are correct
>view the player controls just in case
>begin the game
>watch the cutscenes
>complete tutorial

now i'm ready for the real thing!

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>>382897195
dude what the fuck I >>382896880 started in Poland too, mainly use Radio Zet. I still speed but I don't drive all over the place.

>>382896880
>*obligatory terrorist joke*

>>382897312
>I still speed
Just like a real trucker.

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>>382894620

>Watch the end credits of a good game out of respect, also don't want to miss post credits secrets

>>382897450
Have to keep up with the roleplay realism, you know.

>sit through opening credits first time i ever play a game
>watch the entirety of the credits after first playthrough

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>Team asks if anyone can go healer
>Don't normally, but do it for the sake of the team

>>382897615
There are people who skip developer and publisher splash screens when they start up a game. Think about that...

>>382894620
>"please adjust the brightness until the icon on the left is barely visible"
>I adjust the brightness until I can barely see the icon on the left

Please find the key to the cell, because I do not belong here.

>pirated Skyrim
>end up buying it because I'm having fun with the game and mods

>>382897195
>>382897312
Throw in some "Ja pierdole" and you're golden. Do choose a better radio station though.

>>382898045
>Do choose a better radio station though.
I went with it because it had a decent mix of English and Polish songs, think it usually goes 2 English 1 Polish. Also funny because they play some really old shit that was popular several years ago.

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>Select save and continue instead of save and quit
>Still quit afterwards

MOM'S GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

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>opponent asks for a rematch
>accept

>>382894620
All jokes aside, skip the Elite Dangerous tutorial. You're a scrub if you need it. You should know how to land at a space station.

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>press any key to start
>press alt + f4
>patiently wait for the game to start

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>RPG
>Characters on the bench
>Buy and equip them with the best possible weapons, armor, etc. I can afford

They deserve it.

>>382897615
>finish a game
>it was a good game and I enjoyed it greatly
>watch through the whole credits and write down every name on the list
>track down every person in the credits and send each a personalized thank you message on their social media platforms for being involved in such a great game
I feel it is important for them to know people appreciate their hard work

>>382898357
You're in trouble now mister! Your only option is to flee to mexico and live as an outlaw

>>382899294
This would've been really cute if it was real