>Do you anon, take _____ to be your lawfully wedded spouse?

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Bowser! I want to marry him!

Hideo Kojima

>>382892364
>>382892624
Would they take you to be their lawfully wedded husband/wife?

>>382892642
I'd let him (bowser) fuck my ass every night, so yes, probably.

I hope he breaks his vr set and gets charged with murder.

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My wife, of course.

>>382892642

Ha, fuck no.

>>382892897
How tight is your boyhole? Would it be able to drain me in less than 10 mins?

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>>382892150
Marie Rose.

ritsu

>>382893791
Um... I'm a girl.

>>382894150
Disgusting.

>>382893791
tight enough, since i don't put large object in it

Im already married. Its pretty nice.

>>382892150
my girlfriend

>>382894406
She sincerely doesn't feel the same way.

>>382894150
Gross

>>382894227
I'll marry you but you'll have to drain me daily with your holes

>>382894593
not yet, hopefully down the line. We've only dated 1 year.

>>382894649
but are you bowser?

>>382894697
Blog it.

>>382894276

How'd she trick you into that?

>>382895035
No tricks. Shes a good woman.

>>382894789
I guess I kinda look like him? I'm tall and I'm 220lbs. I'd be willing to get shell enhancement surgery to prove my life for you.

>>382895524
>kinda look like him
Are you a giant fucking turtle?

>>382895524
maybe one day, when becoming bowser is a possibility

>>382892150
i dont understand.. is this technically a リア充 but not??
great odins beard, he has transcended everything i could possible meme

Why not just use a virtual church and virtual witness

>>382895609
Yes but without the shell. Do you love me too now anon?

>>382895905
Im not exactly into bowser but if you look like him that's pretty fucking impressive.

>>382894150
girls have buttholes too

>tfw my dream of marrying hatsune miku will finally come to life

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I'm going to marry Mado!

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I LOVE TAMAMO!!!!

>>382895128

Eh, your funeral.

>>382894150
Timestamp or GTFO

>>382892150
I take (You)

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>>382896161
I want to marry Poni!

>>382896412
fuck off and let people be happy boco

>>382897493

Well, that depends. Does she want kids?

>>382898245
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO YOU INSUFFERABLE BLOT ON THE ESCUTCHEON OF HUMANITY

>>382898567

I love when you insult me. Its like getting dissed by a thesaurus.

>>382892150
This is some Ultra New Testament shit

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I'm going to marry Kanny!