Tell me your dirty little secrets /v/ I beat Demon's Souls

>>382875215
I used a guide for certain parts in Ocarina of Time. Just two times, sometimes the fucking game expects you to do a lot of nonsensical shit without even hinting it in the slightless and I honestly have no idea how some people get to know what to do at those times without looking it up.

>>382875215
I can't get past 25 minutes into Systmen Shock 2 because I get too scared

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>>382875215
I refuse to play any game where the antagonist is German.

>>382875215
>the quit bug
What's that?

I rawdogged my stepsister on the couch while she was playing SMT Nocturne and then she pretended like nothing happened and shuts any advance I make now down.

I can't play half life 1, half life 2, deus ex, system shock 2, Doom 1, halo and CS for more than 5 minutes before I start wanting to vomit.
I can't beat dark souls without using pyromancy.
I beat castlevania 1 with savestates before every boss.

>>382875829
I refuse to play any game where the protagonist is German. I don't know why. Germans just disgust me.

I actually level grind before every major difficulty rise in Soulsborne games and thus through my patience have never found myself having trouble unless met with an elite enemy.

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I play Magikarp Jump.
And I enjoy it.

>>382875892
When you die you can quit the game throught ps menu, go back to the game, load and you basically don t lose souls and you can try again the encounter without going trought the entire level, doesn t work if you die from a fall

>>382876006
you fucked your sister?

I hate Minsc from Baldur's Gate.

>>382876174
You're not alone.

>>382875215
i play most games (unless i've beaten them a couple times) on easy because life is annoying enough without me wanting to put my fist thru the screen cause i died for the 100th time when i just want to sit back and enjoy the game.

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>>382876083
>being this jewish
There aren't that many games, with German protagonist. Any off the top of your head, also Germans are the paragon of humanity imo.

>>382876192
Where does the load spawn you? Only played Dark Souls, but wouldn't you just start back at the campfire equivalent save point?

I don't like Super Mario Bros 3

I like playing video games

>>382876241
Step sister. No blood relation.

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>>382876057
I've only beat dark souls using strength builds.

>>382876006
Wa-Why? What possessed you?

>>382876350
I just can't stand Germans, they are too uptight.

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>>382876414
That's hot lucky bastard. I tried to fuck my moms boyfriends daughter when I was 5.

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>>382876006

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>>382876523
You wouldn't like me friend.

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I turn to guides far too quickly.
I beat Ace Attorney using a guide. I beat VLR using a guide.

>>382876653
Heil der Fuhrer kameraden

When I was a kid I was obsessed with the crossdressing sequence in FF7. I would draw fan art and comics of various events from the sequence, a lot of them were very extremely sequally explicit. Also wrote erotic fan fiction of Cloud leaving his life as an autistic ecoterrorist and working as Corneo's street whore/fucktoy. I'm not talking about a few drawings and one or two pages of writing, I'm talking five notebooks with every single page filled with trap Cloud.

>>382876471
>>382876653

She always flirted with me and we'd play PS2 games together from time to time. She's like a 7.5/10 nerd girl with a fat ass.

Anyways she was laying on her stomach on the couch trying to fuse a Daisoujou (the skeleton monk shit) just in soft terrycloth shorts and a tanktop kind of wiggling her ass in general so I gave her a playful smack and she just grunted and it went from there.

It's a secret thread, I needed to get it off my chest.

I played the last half of wolfenstein the new order on the easiest setting
and still could barely manage it

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>>382875215
This was my first game.

>>382876904
Well uh...Alright.

>>382876828
>and working as Corneo's street whore/fucktoy
kek same here.
ranma 1/2 and that scene are a dangerous combination for a young boys mind. I still masturbate to that exact scenario to this very day.
Too bad the doujins are fucking garbage.

>>382876353
In Deamon's Souls your hand 1 "bonefire" per level, if your died you hand to go throught the entire level, with that bug you spawn near the last death, without enemies around

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>>382876967
Wrong image

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>>382876006
>tfw came from a christian family
I will never know what it feels like to fuck your step sister

>>382875829
i legitimately think germans are a lost cause

They don't even produce quality research in academia, anymore. In my field, they're absolutely cucked by Russians, Iranians, Japs, and Chinks.

I always cheat in total war because I'm absolute shit atbtactics and I just want to enjoy bigass battles

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>>382877151
You can learn what it's like to fuck your daughter.

>>382876406
You poor, disgusting creature.

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>>382876006
>>382876904
>with a fat ass

>>382876523

Are you thinking of British? Modern Germans are not uptight, if anything are liberal nudist fetishists

>>382877162
We're all cucked by the kikes. In order for the rightful order to be restored we need to restore the German people.

>>382877290
>>382876967
>>382876350

why are you avatar fagging

>>382876904
you should try (cautiously) talking to her about this, these things going unspoken too long they develop into problems

but also >>382877343

I play league of legends for over 4 years now and I dont know how to stop.
Help

>>382875215
ive never beat Dark Souls 1 legitimately. Both times, I have had someone randomly invade my game and drop end-game items and 99 of every item. The thing is, it always happened randomly in the Forest, so I have never been caught up in it.

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>>382876360

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>>382877513
I love Kirby

I cant ride a bike and i bailed on a holiday with friends because im 90% sure you have to bike around the resort

I only play games with cute girls in it.

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Lost Planet is my favorite series but i also think it's a big pile of shit at the same time

>>382877564
Silly Tanya, vidya don't exist yet where you've been blipped to.

>>382877492
Just paly offline

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I unironically play gmod darkrp for 10 hours everyday on a single server, except I don't troll or talk to anyone, I just manage money printers in a secret hideout while I shiftab to listen to music and browse /v/.

I'm actually managing my printers right now, I use spread sheets and shit and I have 40 billion on this server.

When the owner told me it was going down I gave him 450 dollars over paypal to manage it and since I host email space I told him I could host the server if he can't pay for it anymore for free.

>>382878342
for what purpose

>>382878342
>you had your way out but you payed 450 dollars to stay
You sad man.

>>382878490
It's comfy and I can do it while I play games on my console or browse 4chan and catch up on things.It's like a normies mobile game except you have to be intelligent to do it. I've been raided only two times today because they know I'm the richest person on the server but I understand gmod so well I killed them by flinging props down a hallway and around a corner.
>>382878596
I make money hosting email space and this is all I do all day.

>>382878342
Now this is determination.

I have never played a single Nintendo product.

>metroid
>super mario
>legend of zelda
>animal crossing
>smash bros
>donkey kong
>kirby
>mario kart
>pokemon

Not once. And yet I still shitpost, relentlessly, against any and all Nintendo products posted on this board as they constitute the overwhelming majority of threads and restrict catalog lebensraum that rightfully belongs to other companies.

>>382878828
With how far up their own asses they are, I don't think the other companies would even want to go through the trouble. That and Nintendo's exclusives are really all they have against everyone else.

>>382878828
All of those games are good though and you're underaged as fuck if you've never played mario or the party games that come with it...

>>382879124
I'm 28. I've just never owned any Nintendo consoles, so i've never been exposed to any of the games. I cut my teeth at LAN parties.

Another typical Nintenfriend, assuming the world revolves around his toys and that every single person has to have played them.

>>382878828
keep fighting the good fight brother

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>>382879368
(you)

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>>382879686
no (you)

I really like Panic! at the Disco

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I love RPGs, but, even after several attempts, I can't get into Morrowind. I even have 23 hours played, but never got past Balmora.
Paper Mario: TTYD is my favorite GOAT, but I think it's overrated and people put it on too high of a pedestal.
I had to use a guide multiple times during my first playthrough of Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations.
I thoroughly enjoy Toddposting and think that it's one of the only good things on /v/.

I hate iron-sights in shooters.

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>>382880174
There are people who don't like Todd posting?

>>382880248
I hate iron-sights irl

>>382880346
Some people are sick of it due to it being posted every day.

>>382880346
It can be annoying at times but I like how it's become popular since I'm not aware of any other meme that shows the greediness and pettiness of western game developers so well.

Normal porn usually doesn't do anything for me anymore. 95% of my faps nowadays are to Sims 4. I'm just so invested with the degenerate scenarios I've created, it's so much more interesting than regular porn. I like seducing housewives into leaving their husbands, impregnating dozens of teenage sluts and not taking responsibility, going up to a woman I've never met before an role playing that I'm raping her, engaging in all sorts of incestous relationships, seducing my loli neighbor. It's just the idea of fapping to something with so much interactivity, like a really degenerate soap opera that I control, it's just made regular porn obsolete for me.

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>>382881120

I save scum when I emulate with save states.

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>>382881810
me too, but atleast i dont have to spend 5 minutes doing the same thing over again to get to where i died

Ever since I played Valkyrie Drive I've blown several fat loads to Viola and caught myself in the eye with one.

I have a stubborn thing with Souls games where I play everything alone for the first run through and won't use guides or anything, but all bets are off for subsequent runs if I hate the boss.

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>>382876006

>>382881810
I savescum, then end up never using the savescums and using my natural in game saves.

One exception was Ogre Battle 64.

>>382875215
I grinded to SL300 in SotFS before finally beating Sinh with summons, and before finally reaching the bosses of Frigid Outskirts, whom I just ended up summoning for as well.

>>382875215

I... upgrade my entire build every 1~2 years aside from HDDs and memory sans the jump to DDR4
I literally talk about videogames in my entire free time here
I haven't played ANY game in well over 5 years
I also have a ps4, xbone and a switch
I just bought a 3ds

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>>382875215
I hate 'unofficial' emulation, worried they're gonna close the WiiWare shop before I buy all the shit I want, if my Wii dies I'll be fucked too and I'll buy a Wii U/Switch just to repurchase all of the VC games

>>382878828
I have played all of them with the exception of metroid.

You are literally not missing out on anything.

>>382875215
I'm pretty much convinced that 90% of the games I've played I have only forced myself to like and that if they were less popular I'd shit on them consatntly.

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I'm top 7-4% in Europe in any FPS game I take seriously.
I'm preddy gud at almost all strategies.
I'm amazing at platformers, adventure games, and every other genre.

However, I can't beat Warcraft 3 A.I on Normal. I'm shit at RTS no matter how seriously I take it. I don't know why

>>382875215
I don't like call of duty besides it being one of the most popular series.

I've never finished a Fire Emblem game because I get too emotionally invested in the characters in my army and thus get more and more anxious as the game goes on

>>382882703
Are you German?

>>382875673
What parts did you have to look up?

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I often get 50-75% of the way through a game before stopping and playing something else. Whenever I go back to a game I delete all of my saves and start over again. I don't know why.

I haven't beaten a video game in 4 years.

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>>382875215
When I play old games I don't allow myself to get stuck anymore for more than 15 minutes before I look up walkthroughs. It pains me every time but I tell myself I would never finish them if I didn't.

>>382882872
England, My England

When I was a kid I played through all my FPS games by using cheat codes for invulnerability and weapons. I didn't even try to play them without cheats. First shooter I played properly was Max Payne because I couldn't find any.

>>382883049
I'm not quite that severe, but I often stop playing a game 10 hours in because I'm playing 5 other games, and then have to start all over cause I don't remember shit

>>382876904
FEAR
FEAR GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM

Unless I can't get the Good Ending or whatever on easy, I'll play an RPG on easy because grinding levels isn't my thing in turn based games.

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>>382876904
Normally I'd call bullshit but it's so bizarrely specific that I believe it.

I pelted Manus in Dark Souls 2 from above with arrows because I couldn't be fucked learning his patterns.

I'm conflicted on how I feel about this as I've beaten every Souls boss solo so far

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I forget what my first console was it's either a PS1 or GameCube. I also cheat in single player games if I feel like it.

>>382883157
I used to be a shithead and cheat in pretty much all SP games I played
I've never completed Warcraft 3 or AoE 1/2 legitimately, I believe

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>>382875215
I couldn't beat Aliens: Isolation on hard with out the silent running glitch

>>382875215
I believe that 8/16 bit RPG's and turn based combat games in general are the shittiest and most boring games there are.

>>382875215
I enjoy playing support and am not a masochist bottom

I tried playing Dark Souls 1 but I got fucked so bad I rage quitted and haven't played since

I own two of the original Castlevanias but I have yet to beat either due to how difficult they are

I savescum in any game I can
I often teamkill as much as the game lets me get away with
I'm the guy who types 'gg ez' after a really close match

I never finished any of the spuls games.
What I mean is I beat the final boss but can't bring myself to go to the end cutscenes

I rarely finish RPGs. The last RPG I remember finishing is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, and even then it was by technicality because I didn't do any of the post-story content.

>>382875215
I installed the rape mods for skyrim and jerked off to the thought of a bandit pinning my character down and raping them before it even happened.

>>382885382
>good taste
>dirty secret
try again

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>>382885382
>before it even happened.
Based anon.

>>382875215
I play on the easiest difficulty but say I play on the hardest on 4chan.

I beat the entirety of Warcraft 3 and Frozen Throne with cheats on.
Then I beat Starcraft 2 and all the expansion packs on normal mode.

In both games, for every mission, I usually turtle as much as possible while developping a fuckhuge base with impenetrable defenses, then unleash a massive army on the enemy base. This strategy makes each mission last way longer than they should.

I love RTS games but I'm really terrible at them.

>>382883491
this.
did it with P4 golden. didn't want 30 hours of pure grinding/

>>382876006
>took five post to get weird.

Was she hot at least?

>>382876904
>It's a secret thread, I needed to get it off my chest.
You got something off alright.

>>382875215
I never beat the Senator. I failed about 10 times, took a break, tried again two weeks later and failed even harder. I'd have to replay the whole game but I don't feel like it. In my defense it was my first Platinum game and I picked the hardest difficulty available for a first playthrough

>>382875215
I do the opposite of what /v/ tells me to because /v/'s taste in games is shit

>>382880650
>I'm not aware of any other meme that shows the greediness and pettiness of western game developers so well.
>Todd Howard

Nigga who the fuck are Tim Schafer, Randy Pitchford, or Peter fucking Moleneux?!

>>382885827
That's not a secret, that's what people should generally do. "/v/" hates anything mainstream, popular or something that isn't a western RPG more than 5 years old or an obscure title from 10 years ago.

>>382875215
I bought senran kagura for the tiddies
I bought nepnep for the cute

I probably only finish like 10% of the games I buy. I feel bad about it, but I just lose interest easily.

>>382875215
I find easy games hard while hard games easy.

>>382885952
Who didn't? Those games aren't exactly known for amazing story or gameplay, even by their fans.

>>382885382
Anon that's like the most NORMAL thing.

Outrageous would be if Ponies, chairs, and a legion of Tommy Wiseau monsters were involved in the rape.

>>382885952
great taste

>>382885872
>Peter Molyneux
>greedy
He's just too ambitious and speaks before he thinks

I started playing Monster Girl Quest for the rape scenes and anime titties, but after chapter 1 was so engaged in the story that I played through the rest of the game purely for the story, even skipping the rape scenes when I did lose.

It's still the best " JRPG " I've played

I open walkthroughs at the first sign of trouble because I've got better things to do than figure out what retarded puzzle the developers wanted to shove down my throat.

Most of the times I'm right straight away but the terrible mechanics make the thing I'm trying to do awfully specific and were the only hing impeding my progress.

One such example is the Undead Parish boar with the naked ass, it's so obvious you have to backstab it but the hitboxes are so fucked you have to be perfectly positioned to do it. Fucking garbage devs.

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>>382886157
Nigga you baitin me aren't cha?

I beat A Quiet Exit using the chicken hat because I died nearly 20 times attempting it otherwise.

>>382886296
How exactly is Molyneux greedy?
>inb4 that cube game for retards

>>382875215
I only joined the Trump Train just because I haven't been able to find my legit first job ever, after 7 years of trying.
I wish I was joking about the last bit

>>382876828
>Also wrote erotic fan fiction of Cloud leaving his life as an autistic ecoterrorist and working as Corneo's street whore/fucktoy.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one hentai of that happening.

I've played every Mega Man X game but never beaten the final boss after the first game.

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I get nostalgic about 2011 and early-2012 /v/, in spite of the sheer amount of off-topic shitposting back then.

I was a PS1 kid and hated that fucking thing.
PS1 was more like the console I got stuck with because circumstances than something I could really enjoy.

>>382875215
I've never played a Xenoblade game. When people on /v/ started taking about Shulk (mainly in Smash) I thought they meant she-hulk or something.

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>>382887593
>I thought they meant she-hulk or something.

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I join the few Neotokyo servers that are left and sandbag new players to make them leave

>>382887958
see you on friday anon.

>>382875215
I played Dead Space years ago at midnight with the lights off and surround sound on, pussied out after 30 minutes and haven't touched it since.

>>382882320
PLAY YOUR GAMES

>>382884635
git gud

>>382885827
>>382885904
Go back

>>382886278
Stop being a faggot.

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>>382890339
Not being a contrarian = Reddit

>>382884635
it's easy I did it with god mode cheat

>>382890725
>disagreeing with everyone on /v/ while posting on /v/
>somehow not contrarian

>>382890782
>everyone on /v/ is my opinion
Consider suicide

I haven't played a "true" game in months. Last couple games I've played were Life is Strange and Taletells Game of thrones, Tales from Borderlands, Batman, and The Wolf Among Us.

The last real game I played was Horizon Zero Dawn and I didn't finish it cause I got bored with it a week after its release.

>>382890782
>/v/ has only one opinion
Are you legitimately retarded?

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I fucking love Treyarch's Call of Duty, I have over 1000 hours in Black Ops 3, 200 of which is post-ZC. I'm currently trying to teach my retarded ass to use the mod tools.
Pic related is my waifu, and I love her with all of my heart.
Please, God, kill me

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>>382883062
I'm the same here. I know a lot of this is just a matter of time and I'd figure it out ~eventually~ but I'm not about to spend 30-45 mins stuck at a section with 0 idea of what to do.

I'll also use a save state if it's available. If I'm at a tricky jump section, and fuck up, I'm not about to waste twice as much time just returning to that spot again out of principle.

I played and completed Super Metroid for the first time last week and while it still makes me feel a little guilty I looked up a guide for two spots, I still feel like I spent enough time exploring the area and exhausting all my options

>>382883157
I hope you hit an age where you eventually understood that cheats (when not used as post-game bonus) ruin the fun of a lot of games

>>382891551
I really enjoy bo3 as well but all the redditors on /v/ will just shit on you for having shit taste if you try and discuss it.

>>382892042
The struggle is real desu

I cheated in Afterbirth+ Greedier mode

If Eggmund is going to keep making the game unfun I will keep giving Isaac cool stuff.

>>382892120
>making bosses with obscene amounts of health and three different phases equals challenging and fun gameplay, right guys? XD

>>382891551
>>382892042
>>382892106

Was one of the best CoDs in the series for sure, besides bo2, but iirc they added p2w guns and shit which was the most retarded way to ruin it ever.

I've never completed a GTA game without infinite health cheats and infinite ammo/all weapons and would do it all again, it's fun as fuck.

The only GTA-style game I've completed without infinite health cheat is RDR because it had regen health. Haven't played GTA 5 yet.

I used to ERP as a female night elf in WoW. I am not even gay but something about the idea of being this hot female that everyone lusts after turns me on.

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I beat Grim Fandango using guides

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I never beat Galamoth legitimately (without shield rod/alucard shield).

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I pretended to enjoy Souls games for years so people would think I'm hardcore.

>>382876904
Please go into more detail, age, what exactly was done, and so on.

>>382875215
I can't fight against other ships in Elite, so I only trade or deliver cargo.

My coworkers have beat all the resident evils but I have only beat 4. 5 with a friend who is too scared to play them.

I play Uncharted 4 multiplayer every day, doing dailies. Every. Day. And I'm still mediocre.

>>382882320
>I haven't played ANY game in well over 5 years
>keeps spending money on PC and consoles
what's wrong with you

I turned on god mode around the last quarter of Half Life

>>382885382
>before it even happened
I know this feel

>>382892919
It's an adventure game, that's how you're supposed to beat it.

>>382892569
I'm not quite sure I'd call them p2w, but it was definitely kida scummy how they handled Supply Drop weapons. I mean for fuck's sakes they put the PPSH-41 in multiplayer and locked it behind a fuckin lootbox system. Really quite shitty.

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>>382885701
nigger says she was 7.5/10
plus 1 for stepsister

>>382894265
It's a joke/easter egg weapon, so it makes sense

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>>382876904
goddamnit, you're really fucking bad at banging. if it would have been any good, you'd be fuckin her right now, dumb nigger

as far as my secrets go
I cheat and i love it

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I still can't beat Jak & Daxter 2

>>382893336
i finished hl1 for the first time yesterday and tbf some of the xen shit after gonarch can be really fucking hard. i died like 20 times before finding a healthkit, saving and just sniping off enemies from the distance (the fucking screaming flying shits are the worst). good game tho

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I used the Drake Sword

I used the dragon head glitch in Dark souls before they patched it out.

If I get stuck on any part of a game for more than 10 minutes I just Youtube or google it.

I have made 3 different attempts to beat dark souls with different builds and I can never get passed the Wolf boss in Darkroot Garden

>>382895038
it's really not that hard

>>382896094
Not even sorcery? Sorcery is just 'Fuck you I deal as much damage as a greatsword except I do it with homing missiles from 10 meters away' easy mode

>>382896094
>>382897410
Also the wolf boss is "optional" and kinda sorta lategame. You don't need to beat him until after Anor Londo and killing him doesn't lead to a new area, you just get an essential item.

>>382897410
Not him but I made a sorcerer and got completely stuck on the capra demon. If you didn't fight him in a room the size of a refrigerator box with two dogs I might have a chance.

>>382897859
Okay, Capra could pose a problem to a low lvl sorcerer. But again, you don't have to fight Capra early at all. In my first run I only found him after O&S

>>382894767
How does it feel to toy around with another person's feelings, while your mind doesn't take an inch of remorse for your actions?

>>382890943
>>382891325
>specifically avoiding any game recommended on /v/
>not disagreeing with /v/ as a whole

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I was molested as a kid and I can not play games if they remind me of that situation.
Games I've missed out on these include:
>Silent Hill 2
>Red Dead Redemption
>Metal Gear series
>Batman: Arkham Asylum/City
>Splatoon

>>382899128
pretty nice
if this hurts your feelings go to tumblr

>>382875215
i could never beat Rattle'n'Roll's final boss. Feels disgusting

>>382900181
CRAAAWLIIING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN

I'm curious. What kinds of happenings in videogames 'trigger' you so to say?

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>>382900112
>splatoon
What?

>>382900471
fuck. was meant to respond to
>>382900112

>>382875673
I really don't get most zelda games and have to use guides, only the new ones expect you to not know everything
>>382875829
>>382876083
I really don't want muslims, jews, blacks or other garbage to be in my games.

>>382894767
Do you understand that cheaters get often killed?

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I bought the game and I made damn sure I got my moneys worth.
Its an older image, and I havnt played in almost a year, but seriously. Fuck bethesda for making me do this.

>>382876523
you are thinking of old germans, new ones are multicultural pieces of garbage

>>382876828
so I guess, congratz on finding out your fetish?

I hate singleplayer games. Everything about them is disgusting to me. This is why I hate most Japanese games. I don't want to buy a game that I'll play for 40 hours and then never have a single reason to touch it ever again.

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>>382900181
No, it's not that
I'm doing the same thing myself, but I do it without thinking straight
Dunno what to feel

>>382901332
I was part of the Brink hype train and my friends won't let me forget it.

>>382876360
I only like the all-stars versions

>>382876083
I have this thing but with russians

>>382878696
you should start playing EVE, same shit expect there is actual players, alive economy and other things

>>382877379
trying to get banned is my guess

>>382879368
it just means you didn't have friends anon

I was a retarded pc kiddo heavily into fps but then they changed the whole fucking genre with COD so I got educated on console games and got new views on things

>>382880346
it's BORING, like all memes after 2 weeks
>>382886157
he says his game is a god send, never delivers and takes happily your stupid ass' money

I have clocked over 100 hours in Dark Souls but I have never managed to beat Lord of Cinder. It would probably take me a couple of days, but I'm afraid of relearning the controls.
Truly shameful.

>>382881120
so what mods you using? also you should start a channel somewhere like pornhub to really get into this, you could create a whole twisted up scene!

>>382902560
Solaire can help you.

>>382882320
At least do this you dumb fuck:
>buy game
>play said game that day as much as you can
>sell it if it feels boring

I think Metroidvanias are boring but I can have fun playing the grindiest monotonous RPGs out there. I may have autism.

Also an older male cousin raped me when I was like 10 but I was too young and dumb to realize it was wrong so it turned into a recurring sexual relationship until I was like 14

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>>382882703
I don't believe you are that good at other games but in RTS you have to make shit CONSTANTLY, get more money, get more troops, attack immediately when you can, scout out constantly etc

I can do that about 10 minutes and then I get too comfy and get my ass raped

>>382882740
no one sane in /v/ does, it's a shitter kiddo game, even worse than cs cos on top of being pretty bad shooter it has zero comp scene

>>382875215
When i was young i had a doll, one day i kissed it, just to see what it felt like, i was so ashamed i buried it in the garden

>>382883049
I try to continue, often fail and delete the game or forget it

I'm also super into saving 10y old saves and never playing em

In Civ games, I disable wonders for the AI so I can hoard them all.

I don't even care about the bonuses for a lot of them, I just want them

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>>382883062
for me it's more like 5 minutes, often I never ever would have gotten the problem or I get super pissed when it was simple thing that I didn't fully understand but easy af when you have heard the explanation.

Often my logic just doesn't work in games, I have to constantly say during a problem stuff like "don't think like yourself, think with game terms"

>>382902807
Holy shit, what? you got raped and since you didn't know it was wrong you had casual sex with him? thats fucked up anon.

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i have no intention of ever playing the Half Life or Portal games

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I buy dozens of games every year and never finish them. When Underrail came out I literally made it as far as the Foundry before I dropped the game out of the blue.

>>382903223
Yeah. This was before I could even produce cum, I just liked the tingly feeling he gave me so we kept doing it.

I think it fucked him up more than it did me because he's a heroin addict and nearly homeless now. Haven't talked to him in like a decade.

I put the vibrating controller from Moxxi's SMG in Borderlands 2 on my dick.

>>382877467
take every negative emotion you have ever felt and relate it to the game.
worked for me

>>382903496
Look him up, talk about the good ol' days, get that romantic spark going again.
Might be able to save him from his heroin addiction and make a good wife (male) for him.

I work as a professional pickpocket in Miami, particularly around the beaches and especially during the EDM concerts where everyone too drugged up to notice you just slid their wallet out or nabbed their purse. I have a contact up Fort Lauderdale who I pawn off the physical stuff like Guuchi sunglasses and what not while my old roommate handles credit cards and personal information. I make around $1200 a week and even more if I get lucky and i've never been caught. Also I am white.

>>382875673
The only thing I had to look up is how to get Ruto's bottle, as I usually skipped playing minigames since I was garbage at them, and thought that I simply had to figure out a clever way to fish the bottle out.

>>382903665
I have a long term girlfriend, he's the only person I ever did gay stuff with. He's too fucked up now for me to want to talk to him. Also I was qt when I was young but I'm fairly masc looking now so I don't think I'd make a good trap

>>382903692
Hispanic people aren't white, anon. Also, $1200 a week is not a lot of money for the risk you're taking.
Hopefully you'll get caught and thrown in jail, or stop before that happens.

>>382903692
>not pulling some of the younger white girls away from the crowd with promises of more drugs to load her up in your van to sell to some iranian warlords

Senpai, you could triple your income. Step up. You're on a coastal state, shouldn't be hard to get into human trafficking across the Atlantic.

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I actively watch Narcissa and her streams, even though I genuinely dislike him

>>382903976
>>>>>her

>>382903976
>>>>>>him

>>382904183
>her

>>382904209
>him

>>382875215
I recently played Demon's for the first time and went through a couple more to get the platinum.
I never once beat the Maneaters or the False King legitimately. I don't know know if it's mostly because I was a sorcerer and neither boss stages were great for dodging a lot but they just whooped my ass hard enough to look up the cheeses.

>>382901980
>>382878696
>>382878342
What the other Anon said. PLEASE play EVE or Black Desert Online, just something else. Don't do this to yourself anymore.

I was carried through Dark Souls by a GiantDad build.

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>>382875215
the only games I'm interested in anymore are competitive multiplayer shit but playing them makes me scream and break shit in rage

>>382903976
I like how Narcissa tried to embrace his recent mental breakdown in an attempt to go viral. Like, he actually admitted that he'll act like a fucking loon so long as he gets more attention.

2DS is my first and only Nintendo console. I have it hacked and I tried all of the usually recommended games. I only liked Pullbox, and maybe Pokémon Moon/Sun (both versions). I did not finish a single game, even though I probably spent hundreds of hours on it

I absolutely hate Valve and their games and I refuse to use Steam

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>>382904540
>implying this is a bad thing

>>382903580
same

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>>382903976
Why encourage that spiral of hopelessness?

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Pretty sure my sister was molested as a kid by our stepdad. He would always give her some really expensive gifts for no apparent reason. Like, one random friday he came home with an N64, including controllers and games. I was completely blown away and really, really fucking jealous, but my sister didn't seem as happy as she should have been, which in hindsight worries me.
The other red flag was that she would usually play these oddly sexual games when she was alone with me, before I really understood what the hell was going on. Asking if I wanted to see and touch her pussy and stuff just out of the blue, while playing fucking Mario Party. We did a lot of childish experimentation and such but never straight up had sex. Still, I think it really fucked me up since it was technically statutory rape and my sexuality going into puberty and beyond was absolutely crazy.
Mom and my stepdad separated eventually though and I have no idea where he lives. Don't think I'd be able to talk to either mom or my sister about it anyway, so it's best to keep it all on the inside and hope for the best.
Video games.

>>382904772
I enjoy seeing someone as cocky and self-assured as Narcissa become more and more irrelevant with each passing day

>I was touched as a child: the thread

At least give the hot and heavy details so I can fap you fucking cucks.

I dont enjoy video games anymore but its the only hobby i have so i keep playing

I hate Skyrim but I've come to grow fond of modded Skyrim even though it's still a buggy piece of shit
I unironically like Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, I think it's a fun little game
I enjoy cheating in single player games, only after I beat the game fairly though
I think Black Desert Online is a great game

I sexually experimented with numerous friends in my childhood. Some of them showed me porn when I was 6 or 7 and we got caught, but something inside me clicked and I needed the real thing. Throughout my childhood until I was 10, I sexually experimented with both of my neighbors, both genders. I feel like fucking trash thinking about it and highly regret it, but it seems like none of them remember as every conversation I've had with them was normal, except for my female next door neighbor whom I haven't spoken to in years. I'm scared shitless that she or her parents know about this.

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I gave my friend a hacked shiny when he was hunting one, he was hatching eggs for like a month so I couldn't stand to see him like that anymore so I Pokegen'd a Shiny, told him I hatched it for him and ended his misery. I haven't told him this because he hates cheating/hacking/genning of ANY type, going into autistic rants about how much he hates cheating and going in depth as to why he hates them, saying that they lower the value of legit things and hardwork. I'm afraid if I told him, our friendship would be ruined.

I was kidnapped twice as a child and I'm pretty sure that I was molested in one of them once.

I killed at least 100 players as a ratbro in Dark Souls 2
If you got summoned into my house of fun in the Doors of Pharos you literally didn't stand a chance

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>>382875673
I used guides for Ocarina of Time and Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie

>>382904758
i honestly think it's what they intended for us to do with it

>>382905459
I remember the first time a ratfink pulled me into his hole.
He was some scrub who thought he was gud, kept trying to fish for backstabs, but I had a mace that did holy damage, I think, and it went right through his fucking shield.
I just pummeled the shit out of him while he was blocking and taking unmitigated holy damage. I felt like the fucking Witch King crushing Eowyn's shield. Felt great.

>>382903976
wat is that

>>382905386
Are you the anon who got kidnapped by witches?

>>382905727
Some tranny who wants to be markiplier or Pewdiepie.

>>382905760
Yeah that was me. But that was the second time and I barely remember it, the first time I was kidnapped it was when I was staying at a friend's house when their dad drove us to some campsite and the police got involved.

>>382905760
Wait, what.

I played all of Mario Bros DS in an 8 hour bus trip back in highschool and bragged about it, despite the fact that I had to activate the flying cheat to finish the level that comes right before the final castle.

>>382905771
I dont like it, make it go away

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I keep buying gamecube games on ebay and only playing them for 30 minutes to an hour before dropping them for months or never coming back to them at all.

>>382906141
why not emulate

>>382906116
No can do, friend.
We had one chance to rid the world of trannies and other degenerates, and that was Hitler.
With him dead, it's only a matter of time before things like that are a common sight on every street corner, and identifying as a cis male is considered a hate crime.

>>382893336
You don't need cheats for that. There's one door in Forget About Freeman that gives you health if you get pinched by it instead of taking health. You can use it to give yourself basically infinite hp

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>>382906292
>>382906116
this was the future we chose

everyone reply to this like it's the most disgusting thing you've ever read

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>>382906472
Jesus Christ, anon

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>>382906472

>>382906472
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON

>>382904973
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>382906472

>>382906397
When the fuck did it become trendy to have illnesses? That's where the real problem started. When being "damaged" was hip.

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>>382906472
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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>>382906229
My laptop doesn't run gamecube games that great (especially with netplay), also I'm a huge physicalfag and just like playing gamecube games directly off my gamecube at my desk (probably for the sake of nostalgia).
I'll emulate more expensive games like Gauntlet Dark Legacy but if a game is within $20-25 I'll buy it.

I wish more of my friends didn't move out of our state so we could play them together and not have to rely on shitty netplay.

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>>382875215
I've played Halo: CE, Halo 2, 3, ODST, Reach, and 4 but never finished 4's campaign nor CE's campaign.

>>382906625
Orion is that you?

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>>382906743
when boring, normal white girls/boys wanted to be special. most tumblrinas and sjws are like that y'know.

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>>382906801
the fact that you didnt finish the first game tells me you're a degenerate who didn't start with the first game.

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I jacked off to the model viewer in Jak III. I also thought that Link from ALTTP was a girl due to the pink hair. I finished LoZ as a kid but not AoL, the latter due to being unable to find some obscure secret. I later returned and finished it but haven't beaten Dark Link without using the left corner exploit yet. I had a terrible crush on Zelda from the manual art. The first porn I ever looked up was of her. I must have played Einhänder several hundred times. I disliked OoT when I played it on release as a kid, and though I can appreciate what it did for gaming years later, I still find it mediocre.
>>382904973
You should talk to her about it, gently, without being too invasive. It's helpful to have someone to discuss trauma with. I hope your sister is okay, anon.
>>382905147
When I was nine or ten years old my my sister (who is six years older than I am) started to touch me sexually. She made me perform oral on her and so forth on a daily basis. Because of the prevalence of cheese pizza and age-gap yuri on 4chan at the time I thought it was normal,
and as a reward for my good behaviour my sister would convince my parents to buy me video games I couldn't get otherwise. My parents did not allow my sister to date so she took out her sexual frustrations on me. This continued until I was eighteen and moved out to college. The experience fucked up my psyche and is a major contributing factor, probably, to why I'm gay. I have a burning fear of disappointing anyone sexually to a point of being unable to say "no" and I've been unable to come while masturbating (or otherwise) due to the guilt and shame. My long-distance girlfriend is coming over at the end of the week for a fortnight and I'm terrified that she'll ask to have sex with me. I told her that I'd be fine with it due to being afraid of saying no, and I'll do fine pleasuring her, but I'm afraid of having a breakdown if she touches me sexually. Anyways, VIDEO GAMES.

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>>382906472
fucks sake

>>382906801
CE has a pretty fun campaign, plus the final level is pretty good.
Avoid 4 at this point unless you're playing it on the 360 to admire its graphical capabilities on old hardware, it's a really disappointing game.

>>382894767
It's ok man if i could get a girl i would probably cheat a couple times, I just feel like it aint fair that any girl i may eventually land has ridden the cock carousel, while she'd be my one and only.

fuck that i gotta make up for lost fucks. luckily my career will enable that in the next couple of years. fuck hoes though ill be single forever.

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>>382906472

>>382906880
Shit like this is why I'll probably just stay closeted as a bisexual dude for a few more decades.

>>382906743
Blame the Romantics

Since this thread started, I've jacked off and cum two times reading some of the posts.

>>382906925
>She made me perform oral on her and so forth on a daily basis
Going for a third.

>>382906925
This was half "heavy details" and half "BLUHUHUUU SOMEONE DIDDLED MY KIDDLE PIDDLE".
I can't fap to this. Describe the oral. Get descriptive you fucking whiney bitch.

Also, get over it.

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>>382906472
I swear this place just keeps getting worse

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>>382907098
its too late anon, this is the future

>>382907152
>>382907205
Tell me what kind of details you wanted and I'll provide them. I have nothing better to do. I know about the blog posting but with things happening later this week it's fresh on my mind.

all you fucking faggots who got diddled are fucking lucky
I wish any girl would've ever shown enough interest in me to even hold my hand

>>382907205
Not that guy, but I have had some experiences with my sister as well. Not abusive or anything. Just kids stuff. What do you want to know?

>>382907375
This

>>382907362
>>382907424
How it started, your reactions, her reactions, how it ramped up, what she said/asked you to do, all the details boys.
I love a good older sister/younger brother story. That shit's my fetish.

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>>382907271
>gay porn is homophobic
It's literally the pinnacle of gayness

>>382907535
All right, give me a few minutes. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this is older sister/younger sister.

>>382906925
If you're gay then break up with your girlfriend for fuck's sake. Don't manipulate and then fuck somebody else over to mitigate your own issues.

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>>382907597
anon you have no idea how delusional these people can get

>>382876057
>want to vomit
Why?

>>382907832
>all maps of Japan still have a bunch of svatiskas all over the place to indicate temples
wew

I drank one of gamer piss bottles by accident, good thing it was fresh though

>>382907914
For Doom and hl1 I imagine it could be the extreme camera bobbing when moving but for the others I have no idea how that could make anyone sick

System shock 2 has some of the smoothest movement I can think of

>>382907535
Second guy. No idea when it started for me. I must have been 4 years old, which makes her 6. My guess is we got curious when taking a bath together and things escalating from there.
What we usually would do in the bath is one person sat down in one of the ends and the other stood up in front and pushed their genitals towards the other's face for the other to kiss. She'd also take my hand and rub it against and in her slit, pretending to ''was it'' or something.
Another thing we'd do outside the bath was a kind of game, where I'd lie down on my back and she squat down in front of my face, slowly lower her hips closer to my face. I don't remember what the point of the game was, but there was some winning/losing condition. She's do this while wearing panties, or while completely naked. I have a strong memory of this and can fully recall the view of her pussy and especially the smell. It was this light, warm scent. When I hit puberty I started sniffing her panties to smell it again. Stopped when she moved out though.

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>>382906472
what the actual fuck, nigger???

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>>382908108
Now that's what I'm talking about.

>>382907602
>disappoint
A yuri is fine, too.

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I usually prefer the default costume colors in fighters.

>>382908298
Nothing to be ashamed of there, a lot of the default costumes are better than whacky alternative costumes/colors.

Unless it gets crazy like Blizzard did with Overwatch and the alternative costumes are really rad.

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>>382908298
A man of culture I see.

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>>382906472
anon...

>>382906925
>why I'm gay
>girlfriend

I don't understand anon

>>382908538
>girlfriend (male)

>>382908538
it's a girl you dense fuck

>>382906397
>kaneki ken
"yeah, homeboy sometimes i just feel like that maneating anime figure that has some weird ass dick coming out of his back. do you know that feel?"

>>382907832
Which flag?

>>382908272
Are you into incest because of things from your childhood too? Or is it just some random fetish?
I've heard that sexual preferences are strongly tied to childhood experiences and it sure fits me.

>>382883049
its because every game nowadays is trying to have 3 gorrilion hours of boring unmemorable "content". try commander keen and super mario land 2, they can be beaten in an hour and are a lot of fun (though ive only played the first game of commander keen so far and they work in "episodes" so you may or may not consider that a full game). quake is a great game that can be beaten in 4 hours. and as far as longer games where i haven't actually felt the need to restart myself at all at any time i really, really recommend mario and luigi superstar saga, marble blast ultra (freeware on pc now http://marbleblastultra(dot)tk/) or games designed to be restarted every game like umihara kawase

>>382876006
That's hot.

>Tfw no hot step sister to bang

>>382908298
Good

>>382908689
Random fetish, honestly.
I'm an only child, but I also hear that people with siblings would be more repulsed at the idea of sibling incest since they have a real person to relate it to.
My childhood was tame. Wholesome upbringing on a farm, no sexual experimentation, got a computer, found porn.

My first serious girlfriend in my adulthood was into little sister roleplay though, so that might have had something to do with it.

>>382908051
story?

>>382906925
Have you talked to your girlfriend about any of this?
Seeing as your long distance, there's no doubt that there will be sex happening. You need to talk to her about this before it happens to at least give yourself some breathing room.

I cried when my Darkest Dungeon character named after myself died.

i fucked your mom for a Nintendo
also
i might be your dad

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>>382906472
Literally the most disgusting thing I've read on this board

Yet my dick is at half-mast right now

>>382909094
>he's never grabbed a pissbottle by mistake and taken a sippy before realizing it was the wrong bottle

how nu 2 u?

>>382909007
Huh. Well, that's kind of weird. I could understand having an Oedipus complex since it seems really common among men, even if they don't want to fuck their own moms, but sibling incest is kind of niche.
Anyway, I'm curious about her being positive towards little sister role-playing. Does she have any siblings herself?

A friend of mine's boyfriend thinks his girlfriend hangs out with me to play video games like Duck Game, when we're actually playing Fuck Game

I consider myself a highly moral person yet I have no urge to stop having sex with her

Maybe I just don't feel bad because the guy is a jackass and they always fight all the time, plus she's a redhead with a huge booty

Should I do anything about this?

Anyways Duck Game is the most fun game I've played for a long time you guys should get it

I can't bring myself to make male characters anymore in any game. I was always playing male before but it's been 2 years I cannot stop playing female char.

I made a cute Dunmer in ESO and like to take walk without any equipment and fap to that.

>>382907832
It's not even white people, it's rednecks

>>382894767

Hey Nate.

>>382909514
Forgot to mention I especially like doing that in pvp areas where I can easily be raped by another player.

>>382908648
He said jacking off at the start of the post.

Girls don't jack off. They jill off, or they flick the bean, etc.

I refuse to play as female characters unless they're barefoot

>>382909426
Yeah, a younger sister, which makes it kinda strange that she'd want to be the little sister in the roleplay.
Maybe she was just the same way and had a weird fetish for a big brother who'd dominate her.

>>382909451
You should probably stop, but then again, she is mostly at fault for agreeing to it as well and it's free sex.
That said, if you get caught I hope the guy fucks you up good.

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>>382906472
this is the most the most disgusting thing i've ever read

>>382909639
Of course anon.

>>382909653
I wouldn't mind if he tried, he beats her over the most meaningless shit so I don't care about his feelings

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>>382906472

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>>382906472
wat

>>382909643
I'm glad I don't have a little sister, because I've always been a pretty shy and submissive guy. It's changed a bit lately, but I think it has to do with my sexual interactions with my older sister, since she'd usually take on a more dominant role and I'd mostly go along with it.
I'm happy for you though. If I could get a girl who looked like my sister who's also into incestplay, I'd be in heaven.

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this is humanly possible??

>>382909451
>>382909750
My man, you're being played

Has it occured to you she's lying about how bad he is?

Any girl worth respecting would just leave a relationship like that instead of stringing someone else along to be her emotional tampon