>Gameplay video on YouTube >Click on it >"HEY GUYS-"

>but before we get started make sure to SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON LEAVE A COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
I haven't even seen the video yet asshole

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>video game trailer
>it's actually a video of a guy talking about it

>hey guys what's up it's ________
Always gotta add "no commentary" to every single gameplay vid I look up before buying a game. It's ridiculous how every goddamn streamer starts their video exactly the same

>Gameplay video
>Click on it
>Some stupid intro video
>"Hey Guys, what's up, my name is..."
>This generally is them not even showing gameplay footage yet.
>It's just them in front of the camera talking
>Already one minute thirty seconds into the video.

Biggest red flag to look out for in my opinion, any title that has ! or !!! or !?!?! at the end.

>>382865826
>Guy talking about it for 5 minutes
>Shows 2 seconds of the actual trailer

or

>Trailer is actually a reaction video
>Reaction is completely over the top
>Not even a five year old reacts like this
>Keeps saying "DID YOU SEE THAT?!" When something just happened

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>>382865515
>need footage of a specific scene in a game
>only video of that scene has someone reading all the dialogue out loud in a nasally voice

>Gameplay video
>minute long flashy intro with gaudy music playing
>click away without a second thought.

I don't even mind having an intro, but keep it short and sweet.Your logo animation and a short jingle. Nothing kills my desire to watch a video than to suffer through an intro each and every time I click on one.

>>382865515
>let's play is labeled as walkthrough

>click on video
>guy has a british accent
>it's turn out to be very good
of course, it's not some shitty vidya related video

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>tfw you realize you've already given them a view

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>New game
>First footage out of gameplay of new game
>It's rendered scenes and no actual gameplay

>>382866816
>always use addblocker
>youtuber trash dont get anything

>looking for no commentary gameplay of niche game community
>literally russians screaming, 480p, garbage quality everywhere
>start channel with non-click bait titles, no commentary or intro, just gameplay
>3 years later I'm in the top 3 for the niche community and making decent dosh off 700+ videos
>haven't posted in months because I finally stopped playing a 10 year old game

There really is a market for not posting fucking garbage. Too bad the market is 100 times smaller than click bait normie shit

Their intros are always some retarded stuff like a loud mini-gun shooting the channels name into something. Just fucking show your channel logo for a 1/2 second and move on, I REALLY dont think people care about itnros

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>watching gameplay videos
>3 of videos in recommendation show literal spoilers at the thumbnail

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>>382865826
>video game trailer
>its up to 6 mins
>holyshit.jpg
>open it
>it's actually 4 minutes and the rest of the video is an image with generic music and two other links

HATE

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>video is literally just a reupload of the official trailer from the official youtube channel

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>>382865515
>Type "no commentary" at the end of search
>No cancer to worry about

>so last time we killed the boss
>we
Why do they all do this? I didn't do shit, it was you. Does the inclusion help autists feel welcome?

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>>382867805
>look up game on youtube
>youtube autocompletes "game major character death scene"

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>>382868502
>Type "no commentary" at the end of search
>Find a suitable video with "no commentary" in the title.
>"HEY GUYS-"

>>382865515
Imagine being so contrarian that you actively prevent yourself from watching vast amounts of content to appease some false sense of autitic superiority

Imagine

>>382868579
>Does the inclusion help autists feel welcome?
That's the money-printing idea, yes.

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>obnoxious 3d text intro with edm playing in the background
these are usually coupled with ugly bright rainbow or neon colored thumbnails and most of the stuff in the video is brain dead trash you find on the first google search

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>starts eating and slurping some drink while streaming

>search "let's play" and "blind" videos
>German shit everywhere despite only using English words and detracting -german -deutsch - auf and other common German words from the search

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>Reuploads stream gameplay but doesnt edit it and keeps the twitch chat on screen

Thank god Vinny and Maximillian dont do this shit, they at least edit out the nonsense.

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>>382867805
>this JUST happened to me

It's not fair