Calling all Todds! Calling all Todds! There is an emergency

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Hola

>>382853386
I dont know what to study niw. I graduated from school some days ago and now I feel lost

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reporting in

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Rod reporting in

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Animu reporting in

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I heard unusual levels pre-ordernormal activity has been reported on /v/ recently. I came as soon as I could, let's get this exorcism started.

Hey Todd. What should I play first? Skyrim or Fallout 4?

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Okay, but the door's locked. Can someone open ?

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Fearless tod reporting

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Reporting in from the afterlife.

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>>382853985
I don't think they're going to open up for us.

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>>382853985

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>>382854102
Come on, this lock can't be that strong right ? I'll just PRY IT OPEN

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>>382854102
WHY NOT

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>>382853386
godd standing by

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Hey can I join? I want to talk about the amazing bethesda creation club coming soon.

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LET ME IN ANON

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>>382854221
>>382854254
Tod mind

>>382853386
not video game related

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>>382853386
Jav Todd reporting in

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>>382854412

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>>382854472
nice...

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>>382854412
Of course it's video game related! I mean, nothing says "video games" quite like the expansive vistas, climbable mountains, and eight voice actors of The Elder Scrolls (tm): Skyrim (c)!

>>382854412
would you prefer e-celeb threads you cocksucker?

>>382854587
Sorry your little safe bubble got broken.

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>>382854472
Dickhead.

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>>382854587
>announcing a report

>>382854587
I already reported your mother to the authorities. Prostitution is illegal you faggot.

Hey Todds I just wanted to say that I'm thankful for you making it so easy to pirate your shitty games :)

>>382854716
>>382854726
you're both retarded

talk about video games or leave this forum

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Not buying my games is a customer issue.

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Here

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HEY TOTHG

>>382854803
go jump in a lake.

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>>382854795
you know, pirating isn't really an issue to me
and if you decide to buy the game after trying it out i won't let you suffer too long

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Todd's distant relative John Smith reporting

>>382854957
nah

I'll just keep reporting off topic threads like this one

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Todd please stop, you need to take your medicine. These delusions and split personalities are scaring your family and coworkers.

>>382854803
>posts in a thread he doesn't like just to tell us he doesn't like this thread.
MOMS GONNA FREAK

IS ANYONE GOING TO START THIS MEETING OR DOES TODD HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE HEART PHANTOMS HIDEOUT AGAIN.

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>>382855040
>tfw this thread goes to 500 posts

>>382855157
you need serious help

Wow there's a lot of Todd(s). But the important question is which Todd(s) game should i buy?

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sorry im late, I had to throw away some shitty 9mil handgun from a game we aren't suppose to mention

>>382853554
Animation, the try to get a job at Disney

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>>382854803
>>382854587
You poor thing

>>382855354
dont respond to me

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Honestly I support Todd mostly becuase of his looks. He's attractive and I want him to succeed and I don't want him to feel bad. I wish I could donate some of my height to Todd because I fear that he's insecure about his height.

>>382854587
t. redditor

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>>382855190
Why are you still here, are you autistic?
Or did Todd Howard bully you like the little sissy you are, dreamboy.

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>>382855406

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>>382855406
I just did, what are you gonna do about it bitch boy?

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I didn't pre-order Fallout 4 or Skyrim. i don't even own them. Come and get me Toddy-baby.

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I got a pizza and a copy of the best game i could find for a... "mr. Todd howard" right here.

Thatll be 99.99 plus tip

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BUY IT

I pirated fallout 4
Come at me todd

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>>382855623
go and buy it NOW, i'll wait

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>>382855794
hey todd, no need to draw blood, we're all todds here

>>382855476
>>382855489
morons

>>382856050
no u

>>382856185
i said stop responding to me

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Stop! you've violated the law. You can either buy skyrim, buy fallout 4, or pay with your blood!

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I have called this meeting to discuss an important issue.

HOW can we sell Skyrim for another 5 years? I wanna hear ideas people!

>>382856261
no u

>>382856261
nah

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>>382853386
So, what shall it be?

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Todd here.
You might not recognise me, I'm in disguise.
I heard Skyrim had some pretty interesting mods. Can anyone provide me with a link to some of the more extreme sex mods? I require them for market research.

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>>382856315
,,,Have we tried porting it over to smartphones?

>>382856396
Mutants can't do the ponos in vagoo

>>382856353
shut up gaylord

>>382855347
Im shit at arts

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>>382855623
BUT IT NOW

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>>382856315
alright alright hear me out
skyrim kart

>>382856315
Release a version for the iPhone.

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Hey smooth skins, buy fallout 4 vr

>>382856513
how old are you?

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9T here, sending you my coordinates.

>>382856521
Yes you are, and you'll still be shitty if you keep saying that

>>382854321
can the creation club explain how drugs invented after the war were being used in pre-war experiments?

>that summerfag going ape shit in the thread
>"videogame forum"
lmao

>>382856835
Jet is a prewar drug, the events of Fallouts 1 and 2 are non-canon.

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We can all agree that Fallout 4 is the greatest in the series. Right?

>>382856315
buy lover's lab and make it paid dlc

>>382856437
don't worry Todd in disguise, I got you,

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/26677/?

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>>382853791
nani?

>>382856654
no y-you

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Fallout 5

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hay guise wats goin on itt

Anyone got Todds from different nationalities

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I can see straight through your lies, Todd.

>>382857953
I...must....pirate....Fallout.....3....and..4..

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>>382857796
Comprate uno de los mejores videojuego hecho, Fallout 4, pinche cabron.

Where's the dying cancer patient Todd?

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May Todd posting never die, I love it too much

Where is fem Todd?

>>382858695
he fucking died
F

>>382857437
This is advanced rickrolling.

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>>382858920
You bought my son's game right anon?

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Maiq Todd signing in!

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It's over, there is nothing to fear anymore. The Great Beast has been slain and his dark reign ended.

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>>382858695

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Mad love to whoever anon created this gem!

I'll bump this thread so redditors can sperg out more

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ANON, YOU PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN WHEN YOU PIRATED FALLOUT 4, NOW YOUR SOUL IS MINE!

>>382859525
I am a redditor and I like this thread.
I am also a World of warcraft forums veteran.
Regrettably I never went to Gaia.

>>382859638
I didn't though Todd, I preordered it, I promise.
I even got the season pass!

>>382860125
>never went to Gaia
gtfo newfag

>>382853448
Hola Tomas compañero

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Toddacon reporting in.

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>>382861337
Could you give me a quick rundown?

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ANON BUY MY GEIMU

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Salaam alaikum.

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>>382853386
Hunter todd reporting in.

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>>382861408
Only if you BUY MY GAME

someone archive this thread please

>>382855443
He's almost 6 feet, anon. I'm sure he doesn't need your help.

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Don't tell me you haven't bought my game, Jim.

>>382863239
Only if it's extra long

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>>382863239
Hmmm

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>>382863619
I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL DEATH 10000 TIMES OVER. YOU WILL LIVE AN ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING BECAUSE OF YOUR TRESPASSES.

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>>382863723
I'm getting closer baby

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>>382863952

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2T here awaiting orders

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>>382864213
Ughhhh

>>382864325
>Not 2D

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Shark Todd reporting

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Donald Todd reporting

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>>382864430
The moment that bar reaches 100, your soul will be mine.

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Ahegao Todd reporting o-ohh

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>>382864610
Come and take it

>>382857018
I didn't know a sentence could both sadden and infuriate me to such degrees.

I'm mad because that's stupid and I'm sad because I could see that being a real statement.

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Me and my 8 Skyrim/Fallout 4 masters reporting to stop Pirate man here.

>>382864930
Jesus use some eye drops

>>382854963
The microsoft strategy then?
Addict people now, charge em later?

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>>382864930
Just leave it to me Dr. Todley, I just need one sucker to buy my game to trigger my ultimate technique.

>>382856315
Give Oblivion for free, but fill it with with skyrim ADs and buy buttons.

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>>382856315
Sell a skyrim the ultimate pack with a remake of morrowind packaged with it for $100, both games in the same disc, can only play morrowind after at least getting 80% completion on skyrim.

>>382861337
The Toddanoffs rule the gaming industry with an iron but fair fist

>>382853448
Ahh, the Mexican Todd. The rep is here. Now where are the others?

>>382853554

It's okay and normal to feel lost when you first get out of school and into the real world.

Rather than rushing off to University, if you've got some savings, consider taking a "gap year" and doing a working holiday in another part of the world. Travel, explore and come back with an idea about what you want to do, rather than just throwing yourself at a degree and hoping it sticks.

I pushed through a degree I entered basically for the sake of doing something (programming, hey I like computers right?) And I never used it. Travelling, working and trying new things put me where I wanted to be.

>>382862625
>king of the manlets
I actually think he needs the most help, anon.

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Vault-tood reporting in

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>>382856315
Create The Bethesda Collection™ which includes Fallout 3, 4, and Skyrim. Allow gamerz to purchase New Vegas 4 months after release (not remastered) using our online Personal Additional Indie Developed Mods store.

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Pocket Todd here

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>>382853386
This is an OC Todd.

>>382866612
saved

>>382861716
This is the best Todd. There are no Todds better than this.

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You will...
Buy my game

>>382859348
why does he have the Paul McCartney eyes

>>382859348
Why does he wear the maak?

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Fruitodd here

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looking cool guys

>>382857298
No

>>382854570
there's literally nothing wrong with sucking cocks
fuck off

>>382868774
Touching E-Celebs in general is horribly wrong.
They infect you with youtubaids.

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>>382853386
Im fucking invincible

>>382869975
Nice

>>382866612
PIRATED FALLOUT 4 AND SKYRIM? IMPEACH ANON NOW

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*teleports behind you*
heh...shouldve bought fallout 4 kid...

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Party Todds reporting in

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Pre-order to the limit.

Does Bethesda endorse Toddposting?

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>>382871870
Probably

You todd, all the todds.
If you could get your hands on a IP from a non Bethesda/ID company, any company, which one would you get?

>>382866612
TWO TORRENTS??

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May Toddposting live forever, and shall the earth itself be bathed in Brimstone and Bethesda glitches should our ties ever be broken with the Great Todd.

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>>382861408
>Rothschilds bow to Todd
>In contact with Daedra
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls Bethesda with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & Game studios globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient developer blood line
>Will bankroll the first games on Mars (Fallout 4: Special Edition will be be the first game)
>Own 99% of Game editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer mods will in all likelihood be Todd mods
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & on top of that mountain you can climb
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of preorders and unprecedented Game development progress with them
>Owns mod R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Toddmods inside your game right now
>Todd is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Todd to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Todd bunker in Bethesda HQ?
>Learned fluent marketing speak in under a week
>Nation states entrust their game preorders with Todd. There’s no games in gamestop, only Toddstop
>Todd is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We just hope he's not lying to us.

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Who's ordering the pizza?
Don't forget to use the coupon!

>>382856312
But officer, I already have those games