>accidentally elbow computer >BBBBBBVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>382847443
>putting your computer in your autistic-armflail range

>>382847443
God I hated that prick in Battlestar, he's probably the worst actor I've ever seen.

>>382848030
Best*

You're supposed to hate the Quisling-Judas, silly

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>>382847443
>cat jumps on power button

>>382848427
Most power buttons are on the top/front of cases, how the fuck does your cat hit it?

>>382848298
I don't hate his character, numbnuts, I hate his shitty overacting.

>>382848427
>Take side panel off to clean dust
>Cat comes from out of nowhere and jumps in
>ESD kills everything
RIP

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>>382848298
>best

Wrong

>>382848545

By jumping on top or brushing it's body against the front?

>>382847443
>BRRAAAPP

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>PC tower underneath desk
>stretch legs out, accidentally tap tower
>viscerally cringe for a good minute
I deserve it for buying Seagate

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>>382847443

>lazily spill liquid
>liquid somehow gets into case
>bzzz shut down

>spend half a day contemplating life
>the final moment of truth has arrived
>press power button
>it works
>mfw

>>382848873
>Brushing past the power button
>Somehow enough force to press down a button
Also
>Letting your cat jumping on the top of your case

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>>382848594
wew lad, that's actually a fear of mine. I keep mine the fuck away when I clean my rig though.

>>382847443
>accidentally become president
>accidentally surrender to the cylons
>accidentally create the worst story arc in the series as a result
fucking gaius

>>382848030
Are you retarded, anon?

>>382848773
This person knows what's up 100%

reminder to back up your data

someones backing it up

it aint you

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>>382849387
>tfw Charls has fallen from grace and become a literal twitch streamer ever since Sam ruined his career

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>any little noise at all from computer that seems unusual

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>>382847443
>accidentally elbow computer
>IYAAAAA HANASHITE KUDASAIIII YAMETEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>382849129
>move a little to the left during an intense boss battle in DD:DA
>brush against pc
>panic
>boss kills me
;_;

>>382849387
>start backing up data on external
>one day decide to move a bunch of pictures on it
>lots of files so slow transfer
>suddenly earthquake
>dog freaks out and knocks external over
>data lost forever

shit sucks

>>382848773
FRACKING CYLONS!

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>>382847443

>Start up computer
>>BBBBBBVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Elbow it to shut it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=insM7oUYNOE

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>>382848427
>Buy the Forza edition Xbone
>Makes an engine revving sound when you turn it on or off
>Sleeping one day before the night shift at work
>VROOM VROOM VROOM
>Wake up
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Cat is licking the power button
>VROOM VROOM VROOM
>Turns around and looks at me with his tongue hanging out of his mouth
>Goes back to licking the power button

I have to keep it unplugged now. He loves to lick the system from top to bottom.

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>>382849879
Holy shit.

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>>382849804
>Living near the edges of the continental plates.

Why would you ever do that?

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>VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>computer freezes
>hit it
>works fucking perfectly

>>382847443
I spilt some Soda on my computer desk and some seeped through the panels and got into my computer. It started going apeshit but after restarting and wiping down areas it got onto it was fine.

>>382849879
sensible chuckle. Why does cat lick console though

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>you'll never watch BSG with /tv/ again

>>382850205
I do this so many times it doesn't VRRRMMM anymore.

>>382847443
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Accidentally smells it

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>>382850281

>>382850280
I don't know. He doesn't do the same to the PS4 or Wii U.

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>>382848298
>>382848773

>USB port is directly beside power button on top of pc
>lazy fuck most the time so can never be bothered to stand from my chair to put the USB stick in
>Spend 1 minute hitting my USB drive roughly where the port is on top of the pc, all the while not actually seeing what I'm doing
>eventually feel the indent of the USB port
>Push USB stick into port
>Realise I've just pushed my USB stick into the power button
>PC proceeds to power down and I'm abruptly kicked from my discord call.

Rip

>turn off computer
>can't handle the psychological horror of absolute silence

>using computer
>burning plastic smell emits from computer
>power supply dies

>Watching Kuro inu kedakaki.
>Mom is babysitting.
>Little goblin opens the door and runs into my room.
>Luckily computer is facing toward the door so she won't see anything.
>Get up to take her back outside.
>Forget I'm wearing headphones.
>They unplug as I get up
>It's the loli DP scene where she gets her innards destroyed by two orc dicks.
>The sounds will haunt this stupid bitch forever.

>find super old tower in the back of the wardrobe
>opened it up because free ram and junk
>massive fucking spider had made a nest and died in there
>tower was p big because it was old and spider was legit a quarter the size of it
>close the tower and put it back in the wardrobe
>move house and leave the tower
it took a few seconds to realise that the spider was dead but those few seconds were probably the worst few seconds of my life I could've died

>>382850921
I've found a Crane Fly in my tower. Blows my mind how the fuck it managed to do that.

>computer making weird noises
>freezes now and then
>hit it and it all goes back to normal for a few more days

I swear computers are becoming sentient. It fucking knows what pain is and stops crying about how overheated it is or how much dust is inside once it feels real pain and knows there's much worse to be crying about

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>>382850678
I wish I could know that feel, I have tinnitus.

>>382850345
>let a big one rip after a long day of work
>smells like death
>didn't notice doggo was right behind me and he got the full blast
>doggo just has this 'why' expression on his face and slinks off

>later that night sitting on couch with bf during really quiet part of movie
>doggo climbs up on arm of couch closest to me
>turns his butt to me and braaaaapppfs point blank in my face

I deserved it, but I still didn't expect my pupper to be salty over that and get me back

>accidentally Elbow on the PC
>UUUUUUUUUUUUU monday is for drinking to the seldom-seen kiiiiid

>Turn on humam
>SKREEEEEENDTHISAAAAAaAa
>whack it a few times and it stops
lol

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>tfw no gf who does stinky braps

>>382851129
Stop using headphones for a few weeks/months and maybe you'll go back to normal?

A family member shot a gun next to my unprotected ear, and for a while after that I would get popping noises everytime I moved my head. I also had minor tinnitus from listening to music very loud. I stopped listening to music using headphones for a while though, and now the tinnitus is not very noticeable, and the popping is only intermittent (It came back a few months ago but now it's gone.)

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>accidentally knock over drink near keyboard

Redpill me on data backups, archiving software and games and hard drives.

>>382851409
>Done this countless times
>Keyboard works absolutely fine weeks later

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>>382849217
>power goes out
>fuck, please come back
>it doesn't come back
>you see your reflection in the monitor
>contemplate life sometimes for hours until the power comes back
How the fuck did losers and nerds live with themselves before power and the internet?

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>>382851496
>drop food/liquid on keyboard
>letters on keys start to wear away

>>382851563
Get some books you ding dong.

>>382851563
Nerds and losers played games in the real world instead.

>>382851730
they played Pong in real life?!
thats crazy

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>Made a fuck butt out of a glove
>Decided to fill it full of hot water
>Started fucking it on my desk
>Felt amazing
>It suddenly ruptures
>Hot water POURS all the way down into my tower and into the fan
>Immediately kick off the power and using my death grip I tossed the tower to my bed with one hand ripping cords and all.
>Let the tower dry off for a day
>it still works.
Biggest scare I ever had, but man you could NOT kill that computer.

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>>382851823
>>Made a fuck butt out of a glove
>>Decided to fill it full of hot water

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>>382851673
>it's night time when power goes out
>only have kindle
>no backlight
>no candle
Your move, athiests

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>>382851627
>tfw all your gaming keys are just black from overuse

>>382851803
Ping pong is a patrician sport.

>>382851889
You take a glove and wrap it around so it makes a shape of a butt and you fill it with hot water.

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>>382852038
No, i know the EXACT webm your talking about but i didnt think someone would actually do it, fill it with hot water, and fuck it near a machine and NOT expect it to pop

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>>382851823

>>382849506
>ever since Sam ruined his career
I'm sure he's thankful that he even made it on cable television. most would kill to have that chance.

>>382851563
Before the internet, you appreciated things a lot more, because you didn't have a million of different types of entertainment at your fingertips. Things are more disposable now.

Before video games, I guess D&D, comics, Star Trek, and sci-if/fantasy novels.

Before electricity...fuck, I don't know. Trying to not die before your 30th birthday, I guess.

>>382851907
Get a gas lamp, that's what I do.

If you don't want to have a bunch of books, get a tablet and back up batteries to charge it instead.

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>>382852123
I USED A EXTRA STRENGTH GLOVE

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>>382851823
>"Made a fuck butt out of a glove"
Alright I believe that degeneracy, but your absolute retardation wouldn't let your PC live after that.

>turn on computer in the morning just like any other day
>it doesn't boot

The moment of panic in between realising it isn't booting and shutting it down and booting it up successfully the second time is the only time I feel alive.

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>>382852389
yet it still punctured anon.
You tiny pecker poked a hole in your Glove butt and spilled it all over your PC.
all im saying is, choose a less thin penetrator next time.

>>382849363
No but apparently I'm not autistic like you. How can you watch that overacting faggot and not notice something wrong?

>>382852508
i want her to be my aunt

>>382851129
Hey bro, I have tinnitus too.

We're gonna make it. It'll be ok.

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>>382848030
I WANT RETARDS WITH THE *WRONG* OPINIONS TO BE UNALLOWED TO VOICE THEIR OPINIONS ON 4CHAN.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

>>382852654
Sorry buddy, your getting Aunt Labelle and youre gonna like it.

>>382851129
Fuck me too. Is there anything to be done about it? I really want to sleep comfortably again.

>>382852741
But he's right, anon. There's chewing the scenery and then there's "I should have stayed a waiter."

>>382852927
YOU ARE DISMISSED, SIR.

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>>382852903
Doctor said I would grow out of it, that was 15 years ago.

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Don't mind me, just being the best galactica there was.

>>382852903
Put your hands on your ears, then snap your index and middle finger on the back of your head.

>>382848427
>>382848545
disable that shit in power settings

>>382853141
Dont do this it releases mustard gas

>>382850198
>born in Anchorage
>stuck here

at least I'm not in some shitty place that constantly has floods tornadoes and hurricanes

>>382853265
Hey, I'm going on a cruise to Seward in a few days and then on to Anchorage.

Please tell me it's cold there.

>>382853141
Hey it actually kinda works. Just a little though.

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>>382852591
You did consider the character's background in relation to literally everyone else in the fleet, right?

>be such a slob that you use your console or pc case as a table to set food and drinks on top of

I've only ever fucked up a gamecube by doing this

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>talk with some guy at work that i might want to build a new pc, but settle on waiting half a year
>come home later that evening, turn on pc
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffff *beep*
>mobo ded
>mfw

>touching the side round metallic bit on the baby desktop without sandals

Is a fleshlight really worth it, bros?

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>>382851129
>tfw always have a fan on in my room to drown out the sound of the constant ringing
pretty comfy

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I am using a piece of fucking garbage 480 gtx with old chinese aliexpress fans that have multiple blades missing. They are stuck unless I do something special

My morning routine is power-button... get coffee, wait until windows or linux is up, force fan speed to 100%, then move the fans manually with my fingers until they kick in and start spinning with an ungodly noise. Then I set fan speed down to 40% and it buzzes nicely along with the A/C.

I've been doing this for months now.

>try to replay DeS on PS3
>Get to Stonefang
>Farm for two iron knuckles for fist weapon build
>Hit an area with several enemies and torches
>WHRRRRRRRRRR
>Audio and frames stutter until I restart the game
>This now happens in every area like that

Is it my copy of the game or my ps3? I don't have this problem with most other games.

>>382851129
>>382851374
>>382852726
>>382853141
>tfw have ringing in my head
>dont know if its tinnitus but all i know is if i cover my ears then it just gets louder as if it really is inside my skull
what the fuck is this, is this tinnitus

ive had this since i can ever remember, even as a kid. i dont think ive EVER known pure silence

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>>382853693
>baby desktop
That's something I haven't heard for ages.

>accidentally hit computer with leg
>it becomes quieter

>turn off computer
>loud pop noise

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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>>382854448
It really is inside your skull and there is no cure.

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>>382855058
this is hell. the only silence i'll ever know is in death.

>>382853097
They should have made her a tiny bit less of a psychopath and at least kept her on for the rest of the season.

>>382850446
cats like the taste of shit, this is also why they lick their assholes all the time

my pc doesn't beep when i turn it on now, how long does it have left to live?

>>382854759
this
i feel like i'm defusing a bomb every time i unplug it

>>382855504
Mobo speaker is dead

>>382855736
is that good or bad?

>>382854314
anon... that's not the sort of fanny problem i would have expected on /v/...

>>382855849
Your computer will live without it

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>>382848030
Why wasn't there a BSG game?

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>turn on computer like everyday
>failure to boot
>6 beeps
>turn it off
>turn it on again
>it works
It happens once or twice a month, sometimes doesn't happen for a few months.

>>382854759
capacitors discharging

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>computer crashes one day
>won't turn back on and gives me a memory failure beep code
>eventually comes back with nothing but a blue screen
>too lazy to fix it, so use my laptop
>couple weeks later I decide its time
>it turns on with no problems
okay

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>>382855504
Only three beeps left.

But you won't hear them.

>>382851627
>use same keyboard for over 10 years
>wasd has no letters anymore
>it's not even smooth keys anymore, they have grooves from nails/finger heat melting them somehow
>works perfectly
It's my only friend.

>>382855921
k, thank you man

>>382851563
you can play tabletops with an oil lamp and imagination

>>382856338
it's telling you to clean him/h.

>>382848030

Everybody is entitled to their own opinions anon, but I just want you to know your opinions are wrong.

>>382856106
there was, for the OG xbox
you play as adama when he was young

>>382854343
I had that happen once and I've never seen it happen again, quitting and reloading the game fixed it.

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> dropping frames in video games
> look at speccy and everything seems fine
> decided to open it up cause it's been a while..something might be growing I dunno
> found a dust bunny city in my case, GPU looked like I just dried laundry and it was the filter

Cleaned it out and now it's good as new

>>382849506

>Sam ruined his career

I haven't seen any drama so I don't know if the others think Sam is actually responsible or not. It seemed like they were all in on it, and besides even if it was all his fault for making fun of blockhead bernstein maybe the other guys should've asserted themselves more instead of letting Sam be the main voice of the troupe?

>>382854448
That's the sound of your brain working, that faint static sound will never go away until you die.

>>382856609
I'm cleaning him at least once a month. I looked it up on google, 6 beeps is GPU failure for my computer. I changed it for a 1070 7 months ago, it works just fine except about these beeps. Oh well, as long as it doesn't happen everytime I boot I'm ok with this.

>>382854314
>Fan is dying and makes horrible BVVRRRRR sound unless I fiddle with it for 10 minutes
>Does this everytime the computer stops
>Buy new fan after months of rebalancing the fan
>Ends up I bought four fans instead of one for like $10
>Slot new fans anywhere I can in my monstrosity of a tower

Got rid of the BVVRR and turned it in to a chilly BRRR.

>>382847443

>Flip xbox 360 upside down because it was getting overheated

>ring my brother's copy of left 4 dead

>feel really bad

>go to gamestop, say it came like that

>they know

>feel even worse, just buy a new copy

Still cringe to this day.. letting go...

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>dogs walking around my ankles while I sit at PC
>suddenly see wire going into back of monitor tug
>hes caught on a cord spazzes out
>yanks our several chords
>steps on the power bar and hits the power switch
>takes off running like a bat out of hell after getting free of the chords, like he escaped from a snake

I love you, but hate you sometimes you doofus.

>>382856106
Loved Gaius and that Cylon.. what a woman

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>>382848773

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>>382856965

>>382852903
Just keep a fan or thunder noises going.

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>>382856106
Look up Diaspora

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Lee Adama should have played Holden in The Expanse!!!

>>382847443
Am I the only one who thought he was the same actor as Bashir from DS9 at first?

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>tfw you must be the only person on 4chan with this fucking webbum saved

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>>382856882
>tfw your brain sounds as bad as your old pc

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>>382847443
>playing Xbox 360 game
>Xbox falls off from standing up tall
>BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>disc scratched into oblivion

>>382848545
It could be on the underside of the computer and a cat would still find a way to fuck that shit up at the worst possible time

>>382849868
story fo my life

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>>382849796

>>382854448
Imagine going deaf and all you ever hear is the eternal ringing.

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>>382859028
STOP

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>>382848427

>>382856854
> I've never have a PC

>>382854448
Yeah, that's tinnitus. I have it too.

If it makes you feel better, nobody's ever experienced pure silence.

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>>382850678

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>Computer fails to start
>open it up, check all the wires, do everything safely
>still wont start
>kick the case really hard
>computer starts up just fine
>any time now when something goes wrong or makes a weird sound in my tower, I just shake it violently and it starts working again

I don't understand computers

>>382852262
People were generally more normie than now because the weirdos became actual outcasts with shit jobs since you couldn't be neet back then. The advent of the internet really increased the amount of neckbeards.

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>>382856106

NEW BATTLESTAR GALACTICA GAME DEADLOCK
TURN BASED STRATEGY FOR PC PS4 XBONE
THIS SUMMER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4nUrHxEoeE

>>382859061
Imagine if you were to commit suicide to escape the ringing, but just as you feel the ringing start to fade away, you're sent to hell which is just earth but everything is really quiet but with the constant ringing, and you can't kill yourself.

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>>382855058
>there is no cure
Sure there is

>>382859298
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>382852903
i sleep in headphones with sound of rain or something on youtube

>Wake up at noon
>Immediately start the PC
>Yawn and feel my own gross breath
>Go to fridge get a hot pocket
>Pop it in the microwave
>Think if I'm going to play games or shitpost for the rest of the day
>Put on headphones
>Start up the shit programs
>*Ding*
>Hot pocket is ready
>Jerk out of my seat
>Elbow my headphone wires
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVVVVVBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>lightly tap desk
>high pitched *whirr* sound
>only happens once per boot
w-what the fuck is this

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>>382851129
>don't have tinitus
>constantly have actual voices and music in my head since I was a kid
>slowly become deaf
>the sounds in my head get louder

>>382860108
dO THeY teLL you to kill?

>trying to sleep
>pc making loud popping noises
>turn the bugger off
>loud noises persist
>remember it's 4th of July
>dumbos shooting off projectiles to clap in the face of god himself all night long

>>382860439
n-no! last time I remember that happening was when I was hallucination on Piritramide after a surgery, and they only told me to kill myself

>HDD starts making some weird beeps
>Computer freezes whenever the HDD beeps
>Take it out and hit it a few times
>Plug it in again and everything is fine for weeks
I've been doing this for almost a year.

Doesn't everyone have tinnitus, just of varying degrees?

I've always had very sensitive hearing and have gone through great pains to protect my ears. I don't even leave my house without earplugs since I've grown up. Still, there's always a faint ring.

Does anyone here truly hear only the underwater muffle when they plug their ears? There's no high-frequency background noise?

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>>382847443
>accidentally elbow granite desk

>>382860108
youre not allowed to tell other people about the voices anon, they will get angry

>>382861309
At some point, you are just hearing your body.

>>382847443
>accidentally the final season of your show
>its shit

>>382850921
>open Wii U
>full of spiders

>>382861564
3rd season wasn't too hot either

>>382854759
Does it come through the headphones if they're plugged in?

>>382860983
Did you do it?

>>382851563
>I was one of those kids who lived with grandparents because parents died in a car crash
>wasn't exposed to (at the time) modern tech except a sega genesis until high school
>I preferred writing stories about my imaginary friends and I
>because of that, I developed bad habits for using many words wrong until I had access to a library that was built nearby
>I still prefer to use certain words the wrong way because I got myself used to that

>>382849868
>>382847443

Upgrade your PSU.
Keep PC away from elbow
Stop being a fagot

>>382862223
I die only in my dreams anon, and I'm usually not the perpetrator.

>>382854448

Yes, it's tinnitus.

You have damaged nerve cells in your cochlear which are permanently "on".


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-iCZElJ8m0

^^ use this to assess the damage.

>>382860108
>can't stop thinking
>have never felt true silence
>always afraid there's a telepath somewhere listening to all the thoughts I can't stop having
>thought about making a tinfoil hat & hiding it underneath a real hat
I'm not normally this crazy, but this really freaks me out

>>382860108

You are schizophrenic. Still it depends on what the voices tell you to do, if they are clear speaking and understandable or is your brain interpreting a noise as speech incorrectly.

The music thing is common, people call it ear worm or stuck song syndrome.

Don't worry about it.

>>382857745
>turn on computer
>it flies away

>foot nudges xbox 360
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>game disc is ruined

>>382858130
What is this?

>>382847443

>own xbox 360
>hit it with my elbow
>BBBBBVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ
>disc ruined

>>382852123
>>382852389
P-Post the Webm?

>>382850402
Of course the person posing for a 4chan meme photo is a fat piece of shit

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>>382848545
>his cat is a spider

>>382854448
it is most likely NOT tinnitus
tinnitus is hearing damage, not being overly accustomed to white noise and the like

you get tinnitus when you go to war or work in a factory without ear protection
your ears ring when the power goes out when you slept with your computer on in your bedroom for too long


make your bedroom as silent as possible when you sleep and do it for two weeks
if the silence is still unbearable, you MIGHT have tinnitus
if it went away or reduced, congratulations, you didn't self-diagnose it as tinnitus, an incurable problem, and were able to remedy it unlike some of the other retards that claim they have it

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>>382849387
Joking aside, I got extremely fucking lucky by backing up my important stuff on flashdrives and whatever.
Not even 4 days after I did that, my fucking laptop just died. I lost years worth of uni notes, software and about 50 gigs of 3ds .cia files.

But on the plus side I saved a lot of porn, games I downloaded and pirated, and my 300 hours worth of Morrowind save files

>pc randomly crashes
>no error, no bsod, nothing
>Try everything
>given up all hope
>lower GPU clock as I know I'm not going to play too many games to save power
>1% decrease in clock
>fixes it
fresh out of heckz

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>>382851823
>made a butt fuck out of my glove

>>382862634
I can hear up to about 18500, what does that mean? I know the ability to hear these pitches goes down as you get older.

>>382865267
I don't think you know what meme means.

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>>382847443
>Big black monster of a case
>Start it up and its BBBVVVVRRRRRSSSS
>Slap the machine hard
>Big black mama pc gets pissed off
>Now its starting to go HHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMM
>Turn off the machine and its still making the sound
>Wait 2 mins and turn it back on
>This time when it makes the sound I lightly caress her fan port
>Stops making the loud sound and goes back purring like a kitten
Gotta remember when it comes to big, black and temperamental you gotta be soft and smooth not violent because if you slap it, it aint going to shut up.

>>382851563
Get a smartphone, tablet, or laptop, you poor fuck.

>>382865398
I generally don't notice it when I'm doing things, talking to people, etc. I sometimes don't even notice it every single time it's quiet in my room, though my TV is usually on, albeit quiet. However, when I think about it, I hear it. I hope it's not psychological or anything because that'd be gay as fuck.

>>382862240
What kind of words did you use wrong, anon?

>>382866642
I just made up words like Dr. Suess. I would snordle about the froosits wamangits and shortle the chortle.

>>382849868
Why do we do this anyways. I never actually thought about it but it just works.

>>382866642
the their, they're, there and other words with same pronounciation but different spelling.

>>382847517
fpbp

>>382857150
Yeah. Kerrigan is pretty good.

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>>382847443
>open side of computer to clean dust off
>too lazy to close it again
>spill tea and some drops get inside pc

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>>382848298
>>382848773
>implying the old man isn't and hasn't always been the best character in the entire series

>>382856106
the MMO was fun

>>382848773
THEY'RE PLAYING MUSIC IN HERE NOW?

Star Trek>>BSG

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>it's a "character finds out they're a Cylon and arbitrarily turn on all their friends and allies" episode
>it's a "Baltar and his harem" episode
>it's a Starbuck episode

>>382869235

Just remember bud.

They're putting on their mittens over there.

You're writing your essay about days of yore?

>accidentally elbow girlfriend
>BRAPPPPPPPPPPP

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>sound that sounds like quiet static crackling comes from my computer occasionally
>constantly paranoid about what it is since searching about it online found nothing helpful
It's nothing, r-right?

>>382875078
it means youve got literal dicks and shit in your headphone jack jesus crhistUCKING ANIME POSTERS

>>382875194
What? It comes from the tower itself, not my headphones.

>>382875326
and, whats on your tower
hint: a headphone jack

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>>382864779
Awesome.

>>382875429
But the sound seems like it's coming from the motherboard, graphics card, or cpu. It's not really near the headphone jack from what I can tell.

>>382865423
>only 300 hours.
Man, you lucked out.

BSG was great for the first two seasons and then it turned into LOST tier incoherent crap.

>display drivers start to crash every ew minutes
>install random old drivers after fucking around for an hour
>it actually works
magic

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>>382848427
>keeping pets inside the house

>>382875078
Could it be your case vibrating?

cleaning out your pc is just a meme right

>>382875942
I don't think so, it's pretty high pitched and quiet and only happens every once in a while. It's not a constant hum either, it's a slightly erratic sound like static typically is.

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>>382850205
>feeling like a god for fixing my pc with no knowledge of computers just with a kick

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>>382875727
>from what I can tell.

>>382876003
Maybe

>>382848545
>How does your cat jump? I thought they slithered on the ground.

>>382855283
If you spray butter on penis cat also lick penis

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>slam desk in anger
>laptop shuts off

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>>382876645
>slam desk in anger
>mom comes in and puts me in timeout

>>382848427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAuMfOxmyME

>>382849868
My air conditioner works like that. It won't activate unless I slam the pantry door, but EVERY time I slam that fucking door, the fucking air conditioner turns on. I have no idea why, but I just slammed it like 10 minutes ago and am now enjoying a cool breeze.

>>382876119
weird

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>>382864960
Here you go my man

>>382848545
They probably mean the switch on the powerstrip, m8.

>>382877616
>Doing all that
Why not just do the traditional microwaved melon?

>>382877834
no full sized melons in jail my friend

>>382877616
I wish I had a dick so I could try these things

>>382877834
The what now?

>>382878072
It's not as good as a hand. You already have the right equipment for the only male sex toys that are actually worth using.

>>382878172
melon

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>>382875917
>not sending your cat out to hunt at night and letting her in to sleep at noon

>>382851907
Start your computer on fire for a light source

>>382878172
>He's never microwaved a watermelon until it's warm enough to enjoy fucking.

>>382878072
no bb, no u don't

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>>382849868
>Try to eject disc drive on Xbox 360
>Get's stuck
>Punch top of xbox
>Disc drive no longer stuck

>>382862634
Starts getting quieter at around 9,000 and stops at ~11,100.

Fuck.

>>382865398
Tinnitus is the word used to describe a ringing sound, or other noises, in the ears. That's all it is. It's not a disease. You can't "misdiagnose" yourself with tinnitus; if you chronically hear ringing or something in your ears, you have tinnitus.

There are a lot of other things that tinnitus might be indicative of. It might be hearing damage, and it might not. It might just be a quirk that you have to deal with, or it might be linked to something more serious.

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>>382849506

>>382849506
Charls has a really good serial killer impression, he's talented as fuck. I wish he'd get some actual work.

>>382862274
Is it really the PSU that's causing this? What exactly causes it to happen? My PC will randomly make a ton of noise when starting up (I don't even know which component) and then it suddenly stops.
I was gonna upgrade my PSU anyway because it's too fucking loud.

>>382866569
I absolutely need to have some form of background noise when I sleep, even the tiniest ones help.

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>>382851907
>night time and power goes out
>you're alone and it's raining and windy outside
>you sit with your back to the door to your room
>you hear a sound coming from behind you

>>382847443
>sneeze
>computer goes BVVVVVVVRRRRRRAAAAAA
>elbow it
>it stops

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>mfw rats have chewed up on all my wires
>mfw now I can hear the rats eating my power cord underneath my desk.

*move Xbox 360 half an inch on the desk*

>BBBBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRR


It's ok I never liked that disc anyway.

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>>382886160
What the fuck, man. Clean that shit up you hobo.

>tfw there's a wasp nest growing at the back of my PC casing and I've only just noticed it now

>>382886539
how

>>382859104
10/10 kek'd audibly

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>>382848030
Gaius was one of the best written characters, next to Six, Tyrol and argueably Starbuck. The rest are 2 dimensional assfaces, especially Roslin.

>>382850281
>that story arc where Lee Adama kills a black market dealer to become a black market dealer himself
Why did he need to be in control of the black market again

>smoke weed and cigarettes next to pc for 2 years
>open pc to clean
>cpu heatsink has a warm, nasty, sticky mix of tar and resin melted on it
>psu filter blackened with tar
>3 pack of computer duster doesn't do shit
>still runs perfectly after almost 8 years

me and her have been through so much :')

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>computer restarts itself
>now all my files are encrypted

>>382887290

Who dat girl?

>>382887701
>he doesnt know

>>382877616
I wouldn't be able to use that but seeing this makes me miss the soloflesh I had.

>>382887992

I certainly do not. Don't make me have to go on blacked.

>>382887648
>me and her have been through so much
WEED, am I right? Haha!

At least smoke out the window man, don't stink your place up.

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>>382847443
>Over at friends house playing on his PC
>notice he has some weird third party programme for fan speeds
>decide to play around with it
>go on manually set speed
>notice it goes up to 300%
>fuck it whats the worst that could go wrong?
>play Deja Vu through speakers and set fan speed on 300%
>slowly gets faster and louder until it sounds like there's a jet engine in the room
>friend comes back into the room just as the fan explodes into hundreds of pieces
>Initial D is playing as the remnants of his fan is making this weird BR-KCKK-BRBRKCKCK noise
>we laugh our heads off but he never invites me round again

Shit was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever done in my life

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>>382887701

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>>382847443
>computer starts buzzing abnormally
>give it a slight kick
>it stops

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>accidentally cum on the carpet
>try to wipe it up
>its not coming out
>gets crusty over a few days
>try cumming on it more to de-solidify it and wash it all off at once
>it just makes it worse

>>382888305

Oh right. It's a shop. That sucks. I'm not good at recognizing faces.

>>382884798
Can be any of your fans

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>make loud noise
>computer beeps

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>>382863132
>not training yourself to be able to stop thoughts at will so you'll be out of range of telepathic radar

>>382865423
>50 gigs of 3ds .cia files.

That's a big loss

>>382847443
>computer randomly makes BRRRR sounds
>stops when I tilt it

Opened that fucker multiple times but I can't find what's causing it for the life of me.

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>>382858130
bsg threads are rare as fuck even on /tv/

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CLEAR YOUR GODDAMN PCS

>>382887696
cuck

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>>382863132
>always afraid there's a telepath somewhere listening to all the thoughts I can't stop having
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Sometimes I scream in my head for mindreaders to fuck off but I don't think that would actually work.

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>>382890040

>that absolutely horrific shearing/buzzsaw sound the 360 made when it fell onto its side while turned on

>>382888445
It's not a shop

>>382854448
Welcome to the tinnitus club, m8.

Best regards,

another member of the said club

>turn pc on
>hits windows 10 logo
>stops booting (probably in disgust)
>boots again and is successful
Uhhhhhhh t-thanks

>>382854448
Try covering your ears with your hands and drumming the back your head with your fingers for like 10 seconds. Helps whenever I get ringing in my ears.

>>382889274
The fractal r5, a pc case designed to be quiet, actually has a defect with its bottom dust filter where it vibrates against the case and makes a fuckton of noise (a loud BRRRRR to be exact). It took me ages to detect the source, then I fixed it by putting an eraser underneath to keep it from vibrating.

>>382891232
;_; Pupper

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>>382892727
Mine does the same thing, I just hold it down and it`s silent.
Nice case otherwise, if a bit big.

>>382856518
>finger heat melting them

I don't know how to break it to you pal but that's not heat. It's just wear and tear. You're not the Human Torch.

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>>382891232
Delete this right now

>>382847443
>accidentally kick dusty ps4
>it doesn't work anymore

not even mad

>>382853837
If you can find one that works for you,
it really is. Just be prepared to shop around and try different textures/firmnesses until you find one that gets you off well.

>>382877616
>wasting perfectly good olive oil as lubricant

did anybody actually try this? Is it good?

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>knock front of the case
>dust shield thing comes loose and gets caught in fan


BBBBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRTHTHHTHTHTHTHTHTPLPLPTLPTLPLTPLHLPLTPHLPLTPLHPLLTPLHPLTPLPHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>Download some shit program shit which crashed my computer
>It won't even turn on now
>leave it for a day and it's still not working
>In a Autistic fit of rage punch it in it's side
> It works
>Mfw

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>>382891232
>that sad look on pupper's face after the smack
Please tell me something horrible happens to this girl or feminine boy

>>382896441
Was this from the old shitty Yozakura Quartet? I don't remember this happening

>>382879009
>can't hear a thing at 9k in the ear with the tinnitus
>other ear works until 13k

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>pause game
>FPS in the thousands
>COIL WHINE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>382848427
>cat pisses on your computer
>all components ruined

>>382847443
It's just wires in one of your fans.
>>382889274
Wires in your fan!
>>382888324
Fan has a slight case of wires getting in it!

Such a common thing that people freak out about. 'There's something wrong with my hard drive!' If that were the case hitting the side of the box would not fix it. But it does. Just use violence. Or y'know, locate the wires and move them away if possible, but eventually they'll get back and you'll have to start hitting things again.

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>turn on computer
>smell of burned plastic

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>>382888248

>>382897684
>turn on computer
>smell of burnt hair

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>turn on computer
>fan starts whining hard
>open case, force fan to slow down
>whine stops
>this happens once a week