NOW: Banjo-Kazooie 100% by Stivitybobo NEXT:Pokemon Puzzle L

Based Stiv

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the stiv cuck memes?

I thought stiv was supposed to be shit? this is the best run of this SGDQ. Easily.
He's also playing absurdly well from what I can see, correct me if I'm wrong. This run looks clean as fuck though.

That vile song was honestly pretty good.

>sucks rocks
nice save

FeelsBadMan wife is gone FeelsBadMan you know it too FeelsBadMan all because stiv FeelsBadMan took her from you FeelsBadMan

Someone donated to the announcer and said something about Pokemon and the chat spammed BibleThump. What did I miss?

Also, that song stiv sang was legit.

Anyone else /everythingtheysaysoundslikeinnuendo/ here?

>stiv has to shoot a bunch of eggs
>that guy can just cum in really fast

Ok I did it. Let's see if they read it. Pretty innocuous statement on its own.

>>382813064
He fucked his friend's wife at SGDQ 2014, she was 18, she also apparently slept around with up to 20 dudes, rumours of a gang bang.

STIV AND TOLKI
GO HAND IN HAND
DONT MENTION THEM HERE
OR YOULL GET BANNED

post cute noirs pls

was Tolki hot?

Hey Sam,

So a lot of things have happened this week. I swear to you that I never had the intention of doing any of these things. I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know. I will be honest and admit that I like Tolki a lot. I always thought she was awesome, and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more. I also was just high on sgdq hype, and was pretty drunk when the cheating first happened, but those aren't good excuses at all. The fact of the matter is that I gave into temptations. I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it, and in this particular instance I completely removed myself from that persona out of selfish desires. It doesn't matter how much I like her or was tempted to do anything. She is your wife, and out of respect for someone who was one of my best friends, I should obviously have not done what I did. Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.

Let me just say that this was the worst thing I have done to someone in my life; the lowest I have ever been. I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason. After all of the talks we had, all of the advice we exchanged, and all the fun we've had together as friends, I went ahead and ruined everything.

I'm not expecting a response to this. I'm assuming you want nothing to do with me anymore, which is understandable. But I just wanted to apologize to you as best as I could. Just know that I still consider you my friend, even though you don't consider me yours. If you are willing to talk, I am always open to.

I am so unbelievably sorry. This is going to stay with me for the rest of my life.

Good luck with everything in the future, and I hope things work out for you in life.

All the best,
Stiv

Gotta get those african migrants to Europe.

Does Stiv make anyone else wet haha?

>>382813086
No, stiv is the best banjo runner pretty sure, he's just a big meme for being a homewrecker.

>>382813086
Probably just memes. Stiv has always been pretty good at the game and everything else that matters

>and he got the 69
yeah I bet he did

>>382813223
gamers rock

I want to FUCK that bird.

too long

stiv is so quiet now, maybe he is disappointed that there are no more wives to fuck

please put gdq in the OP or something thanks

Someone donate 1000 bucks with the word Autism in it
Will the allow to taboo word for more shekels?

>>382812991
Remember that if you fuck someone else's wife and ruin their marriage you'll still be allowed to enter GDQ
But if you do as much as say something that someone doesn't agree with you're outta there forever
You know, fun for the entire family

>>382813214
something like, save the animals because I love pokemon and they are also animals

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>ALL HotPokket THEY HotPokket DO HotPokket IS HotPokket STEAL HotPokket YOUR HotPokket WIFE HotPokket

protip

get bttv

add moon2* to the blacklist

enjoy chat

>69
pls ban

PROTOMAGICALTRANNY SUICIDE
W H E N
H
E
N

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shit game - check
shit run - check
shit runner - check

Fuck this event

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バーヤはかわいい!

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Stiv is such a chad

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>That puzzle
Alright, that was pretty cool

>>382813234
Solid 1/10

>>382813249
Fuck off Tolki

>>382813086
As someone fairly interested in the BK speedrunning scene, this has been a really great run so far, especially considering it's a marathon run.
Stiv is just a dick in real life, and has a lot of cuck memes surrounding him.

>>382813218
>he got the 69
>grab his jiggy

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>>382813225
KEK IT WORKS TO THE TUNE
>You're gonna wanna grab his jiggy so he can beat bong
Yeah I know what you're saying ;)

>>382813236
I like how he basically calls her a whore.
>I gave in to temptations
good stuff

stiv looks dead inside

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>>382813064

>>382813223
Thanks

I assumed he was the one getting cucked

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God, watching this just makes me realize how much I fucking love Banjo-Kazooie. Why is this game so good bros ?

>>382813419
Why does Banjo look like he has the mumps

>>382813313
Nope. People have done that in the past. I've heard them say something along the lines of "Thanks for the donation but I refuse to read that"

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>>382813236
>calling yourself a good person with good values in an "apology" for fucking your best friend's wife
feels like he intended to just stray salt into the wound

REMEMBER


Sega Isyoy ec y vilgehk zaf

>>382813236
>She is something special, always remember that.
yeaa.. about that..

>>382813419
Kazooie > Tooie > Nuts&Bolts > Yooka-Laylee

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>VAC'ING HIS WAY INTO MY WIFE PogChamp

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>>382813236
>I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know.
>She is something special, always remember that.

Everytime

BK is kind of like if Mario 64 weren't a boring platformer

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>>382812991
>Trannies
>Hipsters
>First time donators

Just watch ESL One senpai, it's got more viewers despite not being on the twitch front page.

He constantly seems to be missing notes.
Are there more than 100 notes per level?

wooo

>>382813474
>tfw i Tooie would be better if it just had one more world

Cloud cookoo land is a nightmare

>donation time
Here we go
Come on SamSVG

>>382813236
>seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more.
heh

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>>382813236
>Fucks your wife
>Tells you not to take her for granted
He really is /ourguy/

>>382813451
No prob

Apparently the cuck is still with his wife, not sure, haven't kept up with this shit

>>382813547
>CShit

>>382813561
yes

Is he getting banned if he says a single word?

>>382813547
OINK OINK

>stiv elected to gold-feather the mummies

what is this new slang?

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>tfw fucked my best friends girl and can relate to this

>>382813561

He usually gets them on the way back.

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Is this guy the fresh prince? Cause he sure is getting jiggy with it!

>>382813236
>I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU NOT TO TAKE HER FOR GRANTED
>SHE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT
this guy really seems like a total cunt

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>>382813340
Get some better taste you faggot.

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>>382813603
holy shit

>>382813675

You should start speedrunning Banjo.

>>382813675
same but he doesn't know so i don't feel bad

>>382813223
I was only 7 and only 5 were at the same time.

>>382813675
Hope you feel bad about it you cunt.

I've done it too.

>>382813340

That tight little pink thong made my dick hard Anon. What am I suppose to do with this?

This fucking jump effect

nostalgia forgets shit like this

post kazooie lewds

>>382813236
>you will never gangbang someone's wife with your bros during AGDQ
Feels bad.

>>382813323
>he doesn't use bttv

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>>382813305
Yeah first one I did because no one else was making one, realized my mistake seconds after I posted. Will remember if I ever make another one

>>382813663
elected is another way of saying to make a choie
he elected to
he chose to
he opted to
all mean the same thing

>>382813762
still keeps me up at night

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What you lads doing on the side?

Already wasted a potion on this timing bullshit

Do you think anybody else has prepped stiv since that one incident?

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>>382813732
There's nothing wrong with my taste you pleb

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Let's try this one out.

Not surprised Stiv can run through carpets.

>>382813343
That says "Baya cute" you illiterate.

What happened after the cucking? Did they divorce?

>>382813675

hi stiv

>bans people shitposting for fun
>doesn't ban a normalfag betraying his friend in the worst way
FUCK GDQ

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>timed out for spamming cuck memes

gdq really has gone to shit hasnt it

>>382813236
>out of everyone

kek

>>382813236
>I am not going to speak for the other guys
>I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened
wait did a bunch of guys literally gang bang this guy's wife

my god life is hell

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https://twitter.com/simplyn64/status/882329663045070849

>>382813764
You know what to do, Anon. You know what you must do.

>>382813835
>5 bucks
gotta donate at least 50

How does Tolki look like nowadays? She has insta or something?

>>382813835
Most donations aren't read out loud, just letting you know
The ones that are read are normally $50+

>>382813835

Haha, you said "bull". Like cuckholding.

>>382813789
I was trying to imply that 'gold-feathering the mummies' was some kind of sexual slang. I realize it was a stretch

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>>382813835
Looks like a good one. hopefully that makes it through.

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>>382813810
just trying to do this puzzle

>>382813835
You need more than five dollars bub

>>382813835
$5 doesn't seem like it'll get it read

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>>382813829
>There's nothing wrong with my taste
Says the guy posting D.va.

>>382813340
shit taste in video games and porn - check

People were saying stiv missed a note, but he had 500 even at the note door.

>>382813953
I know, I was just fucking with you

>>382813835
>donating to African refugees just so you can make an unfunny cuck joke

this the the modern man

>>382813340
>banjo is shit
>but overwatch is good
consider suicide

>>382813810
making a big script mod for the sims 4
what am i doing with my life

>>382813939
How can you ignore that downsyndrome face though?

>>382813340
This 100%

>>382813810
Alternating between Alien Swarm and Dirty Bomb because I'm a loser faggot.

>>382813930
fucking idiot

>>382813829
>hey ace
did the namefag commission that?

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>>382813963
>HexCells

Hope you're enjoying the series, anon.

GREEDY CROCODILE

>>382814027
/pol/ get out of my board reeeeeee

>>382813926
Yes, she took a picture of the laundry list too, and rated each guy's sexual performance

How did people enjoy this garbage?

This game looks fucking awful, like some sort of shit barney ripoff

>>382813963
Is that some new Minesweeper? Looks neat.

>>382813835
why not "go out like a bull"

>>382813340
>shit game
>posts overwatch
>is a shit poster
here's your (You)

>penis bunyan

> it's the year 2078
> AGDQ and SGDQ have grown to enormous proportions
> Events are now government sponsored, basically the video game olympics
> SJW rule the world, everything said and done at the events is scripted to a key
> Everyone in the world who isn't apart of it, works 6 days a week/12 hour shifts just so they can afford to pay to be able
to watch the one day they have off
> Each employee, spectator and speed runner cloned and bred in a lab to ensure nothing can go wrong
> During a speed run at 4am, one of the runners accidentally sneezes
> sneezing is a racial slur towards transgenders
> staff panics, pushes red button
> stream D/C's for exactly 2 seconds
> speed runner is quickly sniped, replaced by clone
> no one notices
> someone donates their life savings of 200K
> one person claps
> 1 month year old baby donates $5 dollars
> Everyone claps, including speed runner

>>382814084
already finished the first one and infinite

>>382813926
They were hanging out with a bunch of people in a hotel room, sam left because they started drinking and he's mormon and told tolki to come with him. The rest is history, the reported number of people in the gangbang ranges from 4-20.

BANNED

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>>382813939

It is time!

LADS
I'VE JUST HEARD THE WORD PENIS.

>p slur
HELP!
MY WIFE'S CHILD IS WATCHING

>>382813810
Want to play some PS3 but I'm too excited about my PS4 getting here
>tfw post offices are closed on July 4th

>>382813810
Not directly video game related, but Anki.

>penis

stiv please stop talking about your escapades

>Penis bunion

If it was anyone but Stiv he'd be BANNED.

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>tfw not enough nipples

>There are other unconfirmed eye witness reports that after Sam's departure Tolki had sexual relations with up to 20 different men. Regardless of what actually did or didn't happen, no one heard from either of them until Sam posted on the official SVG twitter exactly 2 years later.
Imagine staying married to this absolute CUNT after that

>>382814006
I really like this bird

>>382813835
>Just read a $5 donation
Maybe there's hope for this yet? Seems like it could sneak by.

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>>382813236
>I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened
>She is something special, always remember that.

>>382813835
be a bull and beat this game like you did last time

>>382814158
and people are still talking about how stiv fucked tolki

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Remember when Stiv got drunk and broke down in the hotel corridor about Siglemic hating him?

Good 'ol Stiv always making the events more fun.

So stiv is finally banned?

>>382814138
hexcells, kinda like minesweeper except more rules and hexagons instead of squares and you don't die if you get it wrong

>>382813880
ファックユーファギット

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Forgiveness over adultery committed under the influence is one thing, but forgiveness over adultery before inebriation is another thing entirely.

And that's how shit looks like it happened, this dude's fiancee/wife was already clinging on to other dudes before getting wasted, so fuck that noise.

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>Penis Bunion
B A N N E D

>>382814060

Pretend you fucked her stupid?

>Mentioning Penis is somehow ban worthy

Would the place explode if someone screamed "vagina"?

>>382813835
Good to see Banjo getting jiggy with it at another GDQ. My wife's son loves it but I could never beat it without cheating

>>382814217
mormonism turned him into a cuck

>>382814137
3D worlds weren't a worn-out concept at the time. These games were about exploring a wide open space and listening to good music.

>>382814262
what was that even about? and what ever happened to siglemic?

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>>382814137
You

>>382813340
>Overshit
LOL

I don't understand all those people saying this is their favorite game. I mean, it's a good game, but the favorite? Come on.

>>382814306
absolutely if it was during Protomagicalboy's run

>>382814217
maybe Islam has a point about stoning people like this to death

fuck gdq

no fun allowed, just cuck runners

>>382814309
> but I could never beat it without cheating
you fucking genius

>>382814306

If a man said it they would be immediately arrested for rape.

>>382814290
>>382814182
Oh fuck off, Stiv fucked another runners wife, nobody gives a shit what he does.

>>382814217
They are Mormon. He can't leave her without being kicked out of their community and he's not going to give up his comfy neet life.

Did TriHard get banned from chat?

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THIS GUY FUCKED MY WIFE

>>382814306
They banned a guy for saying "fuck". They banned one of Twitch's biggest streamer's emote for being "transphobic" (it was him in a wig, titled "danSexy").

>>382814430
yes
anything racist, sexist or transphobic is banned from SGDQ and the chat.

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>i'm starting to think they could literally show anything on this stream and /v/ would hate it

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>>382814225
She's best bird. The best.

>>382814421
ANOTHER ONE? Jesus, why does no one stop him?

>>382814513
Who, mind you, are you quoting, summerfriend?

>>382814525
Nice art. I like when she's actually recognizable.

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>>382814525
Aren't you a special snowflake, you flaming fag

>>382814217
>with up to 20 different men
How fucking raw was that pussy after.
Imagine being guy number 20, you can only feel the air around with how stretched that thing got.

>>382813236
>I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it


Fucking savage

>>382813236
WOAH HOLD UP IM NOT IN THE LOOP PLS INFORM ME

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>>382814598

>>382814591
My mind in text form

>>382814598
sure

IF YOU REMEMBER LAST TIME, AFTER THAT RUN, STIV WENT AND FUCKED HIS FRIEND'S WIFE

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>>382813810
Working on a new plush doll. Embroidery work is done which is one of the more time consuming parts. I still suck but I think someone can guess what vidya character it is going to be.

I typed
>wif3
in the chat and got b&

LUL

>Never seen that before

Drink up, lads.

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>cool thing gets popular
>ruined by safespace tumblr tards

>>382813236
Man, some people DESERVES to be cucked.

>>382814631
>she

>>382814281

>Fucku you faggit

If you want to look cool typing moonrunes at least use hiragana and proper jap words, you stupid weeb.

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Should I:
Finish Wizardry 8
Start Total Warhammer
Play Crypt of the Necrodancer
Keep reading One Piece

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SHE'S FUCKING IN

>Being so shit at your speed game a let's player has to tell you you're going the slow way.

SAD.

>>382813810
Fishing on oldschool runescape

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>>382814710

>>382814451

make a new account, takes like a minute

>>382814739
These are all the worst options you could have given yourself
Why do you hate yourself so much

Has Stiv even said a single word yet?

>>382814771
WHAT?
CARROT HAS JOINED THE STRAWHATS?
IS IT OFFICIAL?

TRIGGERING REEEE

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Stop posting worst girls.

lol 20 men. that shit is made up. she did fuck Sam though. jesus christ, images of 20 nerds gangfucking this cutie really had my mind getting warped. like, does that kind of thing actually happen?

the answer is no, it doesn't.

>>382814710
you some kinda faggot?

stiv please fuck my wife

>"it's kind of triggering"
>chat gets nuked

>>382814837
No

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Stiv, what's going on big guy?

has anybody here seen my wife?

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>>382814710
It's Niko.

>>382814636
Well, at least now you're posting a good overwatch.

>>382814834
Doesn't need to, no one's wife is around

>>382814859
>she did fuck Sam though
You think so? Maybe once or twice

FIRST PERSON TO REPLY TO THIS POST GETS TO STAY IN MY THREAD

>>382814834
He introduced himself and it seemed like he didn't even want to do that

>>382814771
LIAR

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How's yooka laylee? does it have the bajo kazooie charm?

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never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JUzUKC2ITE

>>382814710
Looks really cute so far.

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>>382813236
>the other guys

>dick the musician

>>382814739
Get up to date with that One Piece, come on

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>>382814930

>>382814859
Dumbasses keep getting rused by the "List" which is actually from some "That Happened" tier story where a brother ratted on his sister for being a bitch.

>>382814930
fuck you

>>382814771
You are a cruel anon.

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>>382814859
>this cutie

>>382814930
I don't want to, though.

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Is Stiv getting buff?

Because it looks like he lifts, I mean compared to Sam that looks like he's still twelve.

>>382814941
it's a glib facsimile

>>382814889
Fuck you. I actually got excited. Now I'm filled with nothing but sadness

>>382814734
キル夜セルフ

>>382814710
Teach me

>>382814941
I don't know. I only played BK1 a few years ago and played it from start to finish. I backed YL and I played it for like two hours and just stopped. I actually don't agree with a lot of the complaints. I think the camera is fine, the controls are fine, etc. But something about it just feels not worth playing to completion. Like, I can't find the motivation to press the "play" button again on Steam.

>>382814891
he is sad because there are no more wives to fuck, just trannies

>>382814859
Maybe not 20, but at least 7 are confirmed.

I can't believe even fucking GiantWaffle got to fuck that pussy.

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Damn...

>>382815002
Ya alright. I've been watching the dub since I was a kid. I can't get into the sub because of the shitty nails on a chalkboard shonen voices. The dub just now got to the time skip. Enough was enough. I'm on chapter 680 now

Its a good thing pumpkins cant get typhoid fever.

>>382815134
reverse bait

>>382814942
that music when he pauses

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>>382814941

characters are more fuckable

>>382814739
Almost bought Wizardry 8 during the GOG sale. How is it?

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>>382813236

>I am a good person with good values
>I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened
>she is your wife
>seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more
>she is something special, always remember that.
>all the best, Stiv

This whole message is filled with double-entendres and satire. Stiv is a total cunt.

>>382814941
It's weaker than Banjo-Kazooie & Tooie for sure but it's a ok game, people generally exaggerate how shitty or in rare occasions how good it is. I had fun personally, but it certainly needs polish. If you plan on playing it go in with low expectations.

>>382814771
Go fuck yourself

>>382815045
>getting excited because of carrot joining
You have shit taste, even the fat fishman would be a better choice.

Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo Roo

>>382814725
I mean, it makes sense. When something gets more popular, they need to start appealing to a larger audience. People feeling left out means less possible money.

It's just a fact of life.

>>382815047

>夜

Pathetic.

can anyone explain to me the context? a guys wife got gangbanged by a bunch of nerds? did they break up or?
the fuck

>>382815134
if your gonna fake a screen shot atlest put effort into it

Dr Tolki, I'm GDQ.

>>382813810
Playing ARMS

>>382815123
confirmed? prove it.

lol @ Stiv trying to play the high ground. what a pussy. just own your assholeness dude. it's literally better to just accept you're an asshole than to try to apologize like a little fag. you're an asshole either way. you can't back out of it.

own it.

>>382815134
tranny faggot sjw's triggered xdd member good agdq?

>resetting the game to save time
woah

RESET

lmao game ded

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>>382814934
>watching people play video games

Sort yourself out.

FREEZEAZY PEAK MUSIC HYPE

>>382815242

How long have you been here?

HEY GUYS HERE'S A GOOD ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA

>>382815205
Fuck off you bara loving faggot. The rabbit is joining, it's just a matter of time.

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>>382815224

>>382815242
mormon dude takes his wife to marathon, stiv bangs her, they stay together and stiv makes a half hearted apology, they are broken up now

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>>382814158
>It's the year 50000 P.W.M (Post-White Male)
>AGDQ and SGDQ have become universe-wide events that are required to be viewed for the entirety of their duration, with even a second of not watching being punishable by an unending loop of being killed in slow, agonizing methods only to be revived so the process can start over
>actual humans and clones have been abandoned in favor of failsafe AI, which have become so advanced they're the definition of perfection
>the event is done online to prevent the hassle of meeting up and setting up, and as a result the only things visible on the stream are the game, countless ads, and a Hype Screen that can detect when you're not following the rules and will administer punishments as seen fit
>aside from the games, the only other audio you hear is one of our many Goddess Empresses reading out donations nonstop while praising the universe for allowing Women to exist
>every single donation is met with a sound clip of roaring applause as the donator is highlighted onscreen, so everyone feels special
>any and all games featuring run of the mill White Men have been banned or modified to avoid offending anyone, unless said White Men are the antagonists
>after each run, everyone is required to service a Tyrone-drone in order to thank the Ancient Egyptians for blessing us with Superior Mixed Race Genes straight out of royalty
>every hour or so the runs are paused in order to praise the Ultimate Supreme Final Goddess Empress Master of Perfection Hilary Clinton, who successfully rewrote history to save us from the tyrannical rule of Drumpf

>>382815242
read the thread, bitch

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>>382815134

Say Roo one more fucking time

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>>382814859
>the answer is no, it doesn't.
Huh? Of course it happens.

If you guys became even a 5/10 woman for a day, you wouldn't be able to resist the cock.

>>382815192
It's alright. So far it's not as amazing as people say but considering its age it has been holding up surprisingly well considering I have no nostalgia for it. I'm never excited to start playing it but I always have a hard time stopping playing it.

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>>382815142
You disgust me

Roo

they all just came in at once

stiv banjo kablooied my wife

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>"They all just came in at once!"

>>382815379
>than
KONAMIIIIII!!!!

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>>382815242
Runner fucked another guys wife at a GDQ event, /v/ is being retarded and saying she also fucked 7-20 other guys.

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>>382815437

mayb the idiotic mormon should at least try to fuck his wife properly dude, god society is so fucking messed up right now

>>382815175
perfection

>>382815242
Guy's wife got gangbanged by 20 men
They stayed married
The guy still streams on twitch
Wife had 2 kids
Every year they watch GDQ together and try to form a new guess of who the father is

AW SHIT
WE /COMFY/ NOW
BEST LEVEL
BEST THEME
GET IN HERE
LET'S MAKE FUN OF THIS GUY WHO RUINED HIS FRIEND'S MARRIAGE AND LIFE

>>382815348
>The hoody guy eyeing him for a reaction

did he divorce tolki or is he an ascended cuck?

>>382815242
twitch steamer and his wife of 1 year go to sgdq 2014
wife gets drunk for the first time
steamer-san bitches out and leaves his wife in the clutches of stiv and his friends
wife is gangbanged by the boys while so drunk she's comatose
streamer drives home alone
>3 years later
streamer is a nocturnal NEET who is still married to his cheating wife and is trapped in an unfulfilling, unhappy marriage due to his religious and social background

they have NOT divorced or split. both of them come from extremely rich mormon families

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>like Banjo Kazooie
>Stiv is one of the only runners left from the before-time that are still skilled in their games
>no one pays attention to the actual game when he's running, drowning out any possible discussion with their meme shit before it even gets a chance to start
I'd be okay with dickhiskhan running this next time it's on the schedule desu

>>382815348
oh my goodddddd

>>382815306
calm down Sam, don't be upset.

This track is a banger.

>>382813236
Context on this? I just tuned in to SGDQ.

tolki was pretty freeze-easy if you know what I mean

>>382815398
it doesn't happen.

>>382815242
this speedrunner, stiv, fucked some dude's wife at a past GDQ. He later released a "public apology" where he just details how it happened, lowkey bragging about it

>>382815402
That's the trouble with some of those old games. My nostalgia isn't as strong as I think. I don't have any for Wizardry, but I really don't want to ruin my memories of the Krondor games by replaying them.

>>382815538
he is ascended.

>>382815543
Maybe Stiv shouldn't have fucked someone elses wife then retard.
This shitposting is annoying, but it's 90% Stiv's fault.

>their hitbox doesn't exist when they're off camera

God damn it

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>>382815437
>>382815447
>>382815562
>>382815589
guys please

>>382815496
Tolki has 2 kids now lmao wut?

HEY GUYS LOST MY WIFE THIS PAST JUNE SHE LOVED BANJO SPEEDRUNS. SO HERE IS SOME MONEY FOR A GREAT CAUSE, A GREAT GAME, AND A GREAT SPEEDRUNNER

>who knows where their mom is

I bet Stiv knows.

>>382815367
>>382815481
>>382815496
>>382815542
>>382815591

Stop spoonfeeding newfriends.

>couch making wife jokes
banned

free Zyzzy peak

>>382815543
>caring about run quality in neo-GDQ

stop trying so hard to look like an oldboi

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>>382815193

imagine stretching out Tolki's tight virgin pussy with a room full of sweaty, fat virgin nerds and making her cum while your friend's tiny penis and fat flabs bloat into your face with the smell of cheetohs and BO

so hot

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Is stiv literally the only old runner that still runs at gdq's?

i don't recognize any of the other names

>>382815731
Freedom Planet showed me that it's still possible to have a good run

>>382815496
>Every year they watch GDQ together and try to form a new guess of who the father is
Let's hope neither of them grow up, develop an interest in old games and start speedrunning Banjo Kazooie exceptionally well.

>Not only is Stiv nailing them perfectly
Goddamn

>>382815385
ROO

>stiv nailing them perfectly

Not only is Stiv nailing them perfectly...

I wonder what else stiv has nailed

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>>382812991
>using pixels as measurement in a game with vertices and polygons

That perfect nailing.
Wonder where he learned that from.

Stiv nailing them like he nailed Tolki's hymen.

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>>382815496
jesus christ, imagine waking up every day to see the face of a woman who did not hesitate for a moment to cheat on you with greasy speedrunner nerds

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Stiv sure is good at nailing them perfectly

>>382815740
just like my japanese doujins

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>>382813810
I dont even know man

>>382813624

I'm one of the few thats been following this drama autistically. I can confirm that they're still together since their mormon beliefs are retarded. Also Sam, the husband, has a VERY wealthy father so thats also a plus to why Tolki (who now has gained triple her weight) sticks with him. r/samandtolki if you wish to know everything. But beware, we are very weird creatures.

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>>382815763
>the webm

>>382815763
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

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>2h runs

>First time donator here, finishing reading my favorite Tolkien novel Lord of the Ring just before watching Banjo Kazooie

>>382815326
what?

The innuendos are getting out of control.

>>382815763
what the absolute fuck? The girl seems like the retard in this case.

>>382815763
Oh god

>>382815884
>not mentioning your favorite character, Sam

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>>382815830

>>382815806
AndrewG actually is god gamer
Darbian is the grind monkey

>>382815830
i didn't come here for feels you motherfucker

nobody deserves that

WAHEY

>>382815884

You should try that one, it'll probably slide.

wait sam and tolki are still together and have two children?

WAHEY

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>>382815134

Is it WAHEY or WAHAY?

>>382815830
>>382815496
they're not still together, dumbos

>Crowd having fun
BAN THEM.

>>382815763
why are they moving in slow motion

>>382813236
Two years ago I cheated on Sam.

It was a horrible whirlwind of mistakes and bad choices. I blame myself for a lot of it. I was in a really bad place emotionally and had lost sight of the person I wanted to be. I immediately regretted what I had done. I was so scared. I thought there was no way I could ever have a life I actually wanted. I was so far from the person I wanted to be, and hardly even knew what that person would be like. I spent a lot of time in the next few months struggling to find what it was I really wanted from my life. I knew that I still loved Sam, I wanted to be with him more than anything. I was so afraid I had thrown that away. I knew that I wanted to be able to be proud of myself. It took me a while, but eventually I did realize that I had control over my life and who I could become. Even though I have done some horrible things, I do not have to be defined by my worst moments. I do not want to be the person who was capable of hurting the man who brings me so much happiness. I wish more than anything I could take back and change what has happened. I am so so sorry to Sam for dragging him through so much heartbreak. I decided that it would take some major changes for me to become someone that I could be happy with.

I wanted you all to hear from me the things that have been going on in my life. Thank you to those of you who waited patiently for me to make a statement in my own time and for respecting my privacy in the mean time.

Love,
Deb - A.K.A. Tolki
(I will be going by my real name, Deb from now on.)

>>382815705
>work in grocery store
>some guy comes up
>"hey do you know where the taco shells are"
>"ugh you fucking newfag I'm not going to spoonfeed you, just walk around the store and figure it out yourself"

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>>382815881
>2 hours of boring suffering

>>382815910

She's turned off by his advances, you clown.