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NOW: Banjo-Kazooie 100% by Stivitybobo
NEXT:Pokemon Puzzle League
LATER: Pokémon HG/SS

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First for tacos
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>>382808436
barney
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Not video games.
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>>382808436
my cock is crying
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Where's the cucking, /v/? You promised cucking.
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Whens Half life
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Everyone donate under the name sam and compliment stiv.
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>no animeNEETs from discord raiding the threads this year

>instead tranny vs trap wars
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First for cuck memes
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wife
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Who GF is getting fucked?
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>banjo-p'tooie
>good
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Why aren't they playing the 360 version?
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M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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>2:20:00
longest run of the event?
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Hoo hee is gonna be stuck in my ears for awhile now.
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Zzzzzzzz

boring game boring runner

Worst run so far
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>2 hours of rolling and kazooie noises
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>sitting on the couch for the guy who literally tore apart his own friend's marriage
>letting the guy do runs every marathon like it's nothing
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>WEEE WOO WEE WOO
>this the whole game

What were the developers thinking
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Stive The Man Bull Bobo
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>2 and a half hours of HIDE YO WIVES

what the FUCK were they thinking
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>>382808581
the cucking already happened - now we wait for the donations
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HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI HEE HOI
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hee hoo breeee he hoo
2 hours
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BANJO
A
N
J
O
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>>382808587
Anything is better than discord.
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If any of you fags are gonna donate, this is the time.
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yay another boring game
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my wife and her BF tyrone just went out to the store to buy some chips for this run, its been 30 minutes haha, wonder whats taking them so long
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>>382808570
Your post isn't videogames either
Kill yourself
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>ruin another guys life
>still allowed to run
wow
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>>382808595
>T-TRANNIES RUINING MY HOBBY
>WHY CAN'T WE HAVE FUN ANYMORE
>FUCKING TRRRANNNNNIEES
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FIRST FOR DYING OF CRIPPLING LONELINESS
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Brothers run was best, only autistic manchildren faggots disagree


Fago fagozi is boring af
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>setting up before the run even starts
Surely that's bullshit
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>>382808436

reminder stiv LITERALLY ruined a marriage at this event.
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Is this the guy that got cucked or the cucker?
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>>382808608
Motherfucking every single gf in the room, even the male gfs. Stivitybobo is in the house nigger.
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>>382808634
Until the 8 hour ff7 run.
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>you'll never fuck some guy's ugly wife
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>>382808634
>he doesn't know about ff7
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Wait. Didn't this dude and others gangbang some chick? I'm pretty shocked he's allowed to come back to the event. Pretty based.
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>>382808686
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS PONIES YOU FUCKING BRONY
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>>382808436
does stiv look more like a potato or foot?
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>>382808689
>straight CIS white male
>mattering
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>>382808689
What happened?
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what is this indieshit garbage?
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JINJOOOO
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>>382808634
Pokemon going to be long as fuck
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HEE HOI HEE FUCK MY WIFE HOI HEE HOI HEE
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LOST MY WIFE THIS PAST JUNE, SHE LOVED BANJO SPEEDRUNS
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>>382808690
don't you have a dick to chop off
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>>382808709
the cucker
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>>382808686
seriously how did you know?
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>Banjo-kazooie
Welp I'm outta here
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>>382808436
shoutouts to simpleflips
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>HOO
>HEE
>AHWHEE
>HOO
>HEE
>AHWHEE
>HOO
>HEE
>AHWHEE
>HOO
>HEE
>AHWHEE
>WHOOO WHOO WHOO WHOO

Holy shit this is unironically worse than bing bing wahoo, why isn't THIS the meme?
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>>382808709
The Cucker
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Banjo Kazooie is not actually that good.
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Anyone know what couch guy's name is?
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Can someone tell me or show me what happened?
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>>382808640
t. SamSVG
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>>382808686
it's still videorealted fagot
>>382808746
he fucked a guys wife at the hotel and basically came and said "you have to rspect ur wife more dude"
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>>382808689

The entire place is full of bad people, what's one more?
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>2 and a half hours


how do people watch this shit in its entirety its so BORING
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>still no pictures of tolki
come on anons, she was a slut before she disappeared.
There are pictures
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>>382808693
Preach brother
This is supposed to be the fun run?
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is this steal my wife%?
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BREE
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>>382808585
What's the Sam stuff about? I wanna laff with you guys
Isn't he that shirtless runner?
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>>382808810
based
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>>382808809

Collectathons in general are not good.
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>>382808781
the filename you retard
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>>382808775
I guarantee anything involving the word "wife" is temporarily banned
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>/v/ pretending to hate Banjo-Kazooie
How cute
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>>382808837
has a lot of neat tricks
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ADDDDDRROOOOOOOOOO
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>>382808654
explain backstory for a newfag?
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>>382808813
Sam and Stiv friends.
Sam has wife.
Stiv fucks wife.
Sam is sad.
The end.
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Whats with all the wife spam in chat?
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>>382808841
>there are pictures
by all means, post away
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>>382808823
>Stiv does that
>Writes an "apology letter" that is basically bragging about it
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>>382808608
If I had a GF I don't love I would probably enjoy watching her have sex with strangers
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Worse than DK64
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>>382808809
they were good but only for their time.
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>>382808731
look at the filename.
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I unironically love Kazooie's bird noises.
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>>382808841
She is a big girl now.
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>>382808810
drtchops
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The fucking voice clips, make them stop.
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>>382808793
Because you only get this if you do the movement trick. If you play casually it's not like this at all
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>tfw have work soon
I don't even care about Banjo, I just want to watch /ourguy/s run
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>>382808810
Thats Nate Higgers.
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>2:20 of HOO REE ROO ROO ROO
Great.
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That reminds me

Is Yooka-Laylee really that bad? Its $30 right now during the Steam Sale
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>>382808875
Die.
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BORING
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Does 100% include your friend's wife?
I mean, you have to get everything
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>100% run
>I glitched myself all the moves, so I don't collect them

How is this allowed?
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how many wives has he fucked before his run?
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Banjo run is so fucking shit uninteresting and boring, time to stop watching
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>>382808881
Mario 64 and Spyro are great games, in fact only Rare sucks.
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>>382808713
>>382808720
NICE
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>AJsiv: Destroy this game like how you destroyed that marriage
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Is there any way Nintendo could get the rights to Banjo-Kazooie back?
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>>382808775
>Lost my spouse few years ago this June, she loves Banjo
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>>382808894
I'm impressed and confused at the same time
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>everyone in the room is aware this guy cucked someone at the hotel
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>>382808970
Wait until its like $10-$15. It should have been sold at that price point from the start.
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>watching this
>suddenly """realize""" that Conga is a reference to DK
>then remember that King Kong is a thing

What are some of your dumbass moments
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>>382808938

4u
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>Not playing the obviously superior game Yooka-Laylee
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Stiv never does commentary. He doesn't need it. Just his presence is enough.
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>>382808869
Stivitybobo fucked his wife
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>>382808841
here you go
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>>382808793
Ya 5 minutes in and I'm already going mad. I love the game, but never realized how annoying it all is. Rare is responsible for the autism epidemic in little brothers.
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>do jew jew earlier
What did he mean by this?
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tolki%
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Name my band, /v
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>all these faggots hating on banjo

good fuck off no one will miss you
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Redpill me on Stiv
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>>382808970

No it's not that bad.

It's worse.
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>donating as sam and not as Debra (aka tolki) saying thanks for the memories
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>>382808492
S O U R C E
O
U
R
C
E
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>>382808940
>drtchops
Thanks
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>kazooie says REEEE with every jump

is he /our guy/?
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>>382808436
would you fuck a married chick, if she asked, while being hammered?
be sincere
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>>382809025
more annoying that bronies
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>>382809018
Nintendo ever had the rights to Banjo-Kazooie?
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>>382809054
he also throws oranges
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>>382809095
The Ladyboys

captcha: popular chad
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>>382809095
The untouchables.
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Banjo is overrated.
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I don't get this wife stealing meme
Did the runner do something? Can someone explain?
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BAWWW THIS IS JUST A LETS PLAY OF BANJO
BAAWWWW WALKING SIMULATOR FUCK THE FACT ITS A PUZZLE GAME
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I miss the Eurobeat webms from last thread to be honest
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>>382809018
>Appear first in Diddy Kong Racing
>Somehow not owned by Nintendo
>Microsoft will never revive them
I'm sad
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>>382808970
porn is half decent
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>>382808810
Beans aka Steven Anthony Lawrence
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How do people like banjo kazooie?

It's boring as fuck, like a really childish super Mario 64
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>>382809141
>he
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>>382809034
People have to pretend to be offended but secretly they respect him for it
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Stiv should be persona non grata in the speedrunning community. People talk about people being banned, but this guy isn't?
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>>382809141
>he
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>>382809095
protomen (male)
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>>382809095
Anal Cunt
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>>382809191
It's pretty boring desu.
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ROOOOO ROOOOO ROOOOO
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>>382809095

The Tranny Collective
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>DansGaming

absolute madman
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HOLY SHIT SO FAST
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>>382809183

He boned another runner's wife at a previous GDQ.
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>>382809095
Brenda Bog and the Butterface Brigade
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>>382809217
how many times have you ban evaded? how aren't you permabanned rn?
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>>382809095
one of these things is not like the others~
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closest thing I could find to a quick rundown on stiv and sam
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4pys0e/sam_and_tolki_the_timeline/

alot of irrelevant info mixed in, though
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>>382809224
>>382809236
is it a girl? ive never played the game
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Subtle chokes
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>>382809151
Yeah, probably. If she's willing to cheat that badly her husband is probably pretty shitty
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who cucked who?
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>>382809095
the (fe)males
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>>382808869
Shirtless runner is Calebhart, someone different. Also, none of this is just only some meme, SamSVG's wife really did cheat on him with the current Banjo runner. I know a lot of newfags will think this is just some cuck meme like we did for AVGN, but this actually did happen and arguably was a trigger for a lot of those memes on /v/.
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>>382809183
In '14 he & several other people fucked a woman named Tolki, she was married to Sam. Stivy basically threw it in his face that he fucked her.
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GUH HUH
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>>382809095
The Spice Girls(male)
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>>382809183
how new can you be
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>>382809183
Can you not read the thread? I found out within 2 minutes of browsing, but I'll help your ass out


The runner (Stiv) had sex with some other runner's wife during GDQ at some hotel.
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>>382809290
it lays eggs nigga what do you think
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I'm convinced the people that complain about sound effects in every game cannot be older than 18 and probably play over the in game sound with their own faggy shit.
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>>382809025
How did you even recognize that?
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>>382809290
Yes
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People who say this run is better than the Brothers run should consider suicide
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BROO BROO BROO
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>>382809268
that means he donated like $500
seems like AGDQ ultimately wins there
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>>382809081
Nanashi is a fag for not fucking her.
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>>382809095
the bad boys of fast sprints
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>>382809307

>you're lucky to have her you know

oh god, the pastebin
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>>382809337
but yoshis a guy and he lays eggs
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>>382809289
How to people not know about this yet
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>>382808774
>>382808775
>>382808684
>>382808852
>>382808981
>>382809007
Guys, please
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>>382809183
The runner is a homewrecker
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>>382809340
ROO ROO ROO ROOO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO
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>>382809278
it's funny, /sp/ rangebans countries for the dumbest shit for weeks but /v/ dont give a shit.
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>>382809376
THIS
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>>382809354
Why did you post this?
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>>382809375

That will teach him for being so transphobic.
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>>382809217
your doing gods work your like fucking batman
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>>382809095
The Iron Males
because in chemistry Fe is for Iron in the chemistry table, therefore Fe-males, get it?
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>>382809095
Flock of Smeagols
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Save or Kill the animals?
Reminder that at AGDQ a guy lost world record pace because of saving the useless shits.
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>>382809340
I'm convinced you're a little bitch.
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>>382809395
okay fair point
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>>382808925
Id let her then hold it over her for the rest of her life, emotionally manipulating her
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>ban charismatic and funny people who let slip some dumb shit on stream by accident

>let this genuine asshole with no charisma whatsoever back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
It will never not be funny
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>>382809182
sitar is better
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>>382809095
>tfw protomagic"""girl""" has more friends than you will ever have
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>382809095
I unironically like the one on the right with a beanie and redhair.
And the one next to her/him with greenish hair.
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>DUH HUH!
>BROO BROO BROO!

/v/ considers this art.
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every time stiv gets a thingy kazooie yells cuckold
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>>382809493
>>ban charismatic and funny people who let slip some dumb shit on stream by accident
like who? Werster? LOL
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This is soundtrack is banging!
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this game is so fucking bad and boring lol
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>Kill all momentum by having boring as fuck games before PC fps block
I fucking hate this shit
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>>382809182
Compared to Mario 64? Fuck no it's not. Fuck off newfag.
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>>382809503
>that last face

He knew.
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WHAT GAMES ARE YOU PLAYING RIGHT NOW, MAGGOT?
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>>382809463
God that pissed me off, if I were him I'd probably have just missed them and just gone for the WR, fuck that retarded donation incentive,
>>
roo
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>>382809503
>the guy in the michigan sweatshirt desperately trying not to laugh
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>>382809375
He probably made a thousand dollars off dumbasses subbing to him to piss off trannies.

Ultimately, everyone wins
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>Werster banned for life for saying nigger
>Bonesaw banned from running games for life for having fun
>Blueglass banned from attending for life for having fun
>Controllerhead banned for life for being drunk
>Cybertrannydemon banned for life for wearing a MAGA hat
>stivitybobo wlecomed with open arms with a primetime run of the ONLY game he plays, features every single - 0 punishment for literally ending a marriage by cheating with the wife
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>>382809601
>LWAfag has shit taste
No surprise there.
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>>382809601
I want Amanda to unbirth me
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>>382809463

Untrue, SM has never been WR pace at GDQs
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>>382809607
What the hell do you boys think that this is, fucking fairyland?
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>>382809601

Fuck off at least they were cool new games rather then the same stuff for the last 3 years.
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>>382809460
fucking dead
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>Google photos of Tolki
>she's like a maybe 6/10, 6.5 on a good day
>see photo of her with Sam, a literal 1/10
Oh, I can see why he'd be pissed.
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>>382809690
Werster was still at GDQ after that though.
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>>382809614
I would have went for it. WR is the ultimate reason you speedrun in the first place.
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>>382809690
>mentally ill tranny made a host and wants to censor people for being silly and using a "hateful" emote
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>>382809562
>friends
He just rules them with an iron fist, they all live under the constant fear of being labelled a misogynist transphobe if they ever try to break contact
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>>382809690

The only thing I can say is that based on that picture there wasn't much of value lost.
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>>382809690
>same nose
>same teeth

Wait a minute, was he fucking his sister?
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why were we looking forward to this run again?
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>>382809690
>>Bonesaw banned from running games for life for having fun
?
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Bonesaw is commenting on the silent hill 2 run tonight. Holy shit.
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>>382809463
>Speedrunners getting triggered
Is save the animals /ourincentive/?
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>chat spamming cmonBruh when they say Nipper

hehehe
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Collecthatons are a failiure of the game design
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>>382809458
I get it, but I don't use the element abbreviations very often. It's more of a periodic table.
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>>382809690
>Werster banned for life for saying nigger

Please tell me there is a video of this
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>>382809597
N64
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>>382809585
bonesaw and big john
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>>382809503
My sides.
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>>382809690
Why ban him? He just had sex, she was the one who did something wrong.
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>>382809793
cuck memes
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>>382809607
MONSTER HUNTER
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>>382809690
Werster didn't get banned for that, amazingly. He went the next year and stole a bunch of hotel keycards and got banned for that.
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>shoutout to my mother's husband, he loved videogames and taught me about them. Save the frames, kill the whiteys. Greetings from Sweden.
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>DOING DOING WROOO
Quentin was right
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>/v/ hates Banjo-Kazooie now
what happened.
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>>382809690
It's the wife's fault, he's not in the wrong
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>>382809793
the cuckening
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>>382809830
big jon isn't banned
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I thought this marriage ruining piece of shit was banned
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>>382809690

Those first three aren't banned and stiv didn't fuck the girl on-stage.
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>fucking someone's wife is less evil than saying 'nigger'

good to know.
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>>382809690
Werster wasn't banned and went to GDQs after he said "Fucking niggers" on stream, Bonesaw isn't banned for life, and I'm pretty sure Blueglass is just dead.
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>>382809818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
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>100%

No.

Fuck this.

I'm out. You guys keep your ebin cuck maymays.
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>>382809562
trannies are drawn to each other like immortals from Highlander, only instead of killing each other they engage in an ever growing (maybe literal?) circlejerk about how special and unique and brave they are
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>>382809095
Why is that proto girl (male) in every single picture related to speedrun
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>>382809815
ah fuck I always forget the name, yes periodic table it was
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>>382809690

Women cant cheat when their husbands are white cis gender morman males.
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>>382809690
>Letting your girlfriend drive you anywhere
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>>382809503
I'm missing whatever makes this funny.
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Thank God we have a good run on with an actual speedrunner
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>>382809818
https://youtu.be/XcBbE3t6cLA
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>>382809818
there is. and he wasn;t banned for life, he was there the next year. I think it was his, Werster, 2013 run.
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Take a shit in me to drain the water
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>>382809797
he's banned for a year, official reason he incited viewers to spam air canadas twitter.

Don't accept every greentext on 4chan as truth. Anons like to bend the facts to push whatever agenda they have or don't have.
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>>382809325
sauce?
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>>382809607
Wario Land 4, can't figure out this fucking snowball stage
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>>382809690
>you'll never be in the train that ran tolki
i wanna see her mouth full of cum
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>>382809838
Why ban anyone? If you're going to hand out permanent bans for people laughing too loud, getting drunk in their private rooms, wearing a political hat, then breaking up a marriage by raping a drunken woman is surely worth a ban?
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>>382809797
Bonesaw wasn't banned, he was giving a warnina few gdqs ago for swearing and saying some triggering shit. He just hasn't gone to the last few. People like to exaggerate and create controversy
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>>382809937
>ruining a life is much less cruel than saying a word that only niggers are allowed to say
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>>382809690

>protomagicaltranny gets to host
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>>382809878
All the kids that were born after the N64 shitting up /v/
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how does the situation even occur where you're at a speedrun event with a good friend and you end up banging his wife?
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>>382809460
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>>382809878

Yooka Laylee came out and made people realize collectathons were a trash genre.
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>>382809995
That guy is awesome. He gives not one flat fuck.
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>>382809940
>>382809995
>>382810019

Looks like it was when GDQ was in its infancy then. I'm sure a lot of shit was allowed to slide then.
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>>382810052
no, he wasn't banned from the event but he was banned for a year from submitting runs
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>>382809878
Underages happened
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I AM SO FUCKING SICK

OF

RARE GAMES

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>382809690
>cheating with the wife
It is the womans fault not the mans it is not like he was married.
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DON'T
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>>382809995
>literally nothing wrong
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Pls don't bully Banjo, it is a fun game.
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>>382809905
>isn't
but he was, for 1 year.
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>Asking the couch to do stupid shit
Why isn't this banned yet?
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>>382810073
Most of the people shitting on BK were probably born the year BK came out. Or later. Sad!
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>>382809982
The current runner (same as in that video) had sex with SamSVG's wife the year prior. So someone donated under his name saying "I lost my wife last year, she loves Banjo runners"
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>>382809938
The last time Blueglass was on the couch they shut off his mic and then pretended they did not when a donation came in asking him to say something. Of course he would stop showing up after that.
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>>382809460
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>>382809982
context is, StivityBobo fucked SamSVG's wife, Tolki, at the previous SGDQ. The donator said his name is SamSVG and said he "lost his wife this past June", which was when she got fucked by Stiv
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>>382809690
Werster wasn't banned for that, it was because he stole hotel keys.
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>>382809690
what about flagman?
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>from pepe
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>>382810025
Wasn't Air Canada not even aware of the tweets?
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>>382809995
Back when fun was allowed.
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Friendly reminder to donate as sam or Debra if you faggots wanted to donate
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protomagicaltranny suicide
W H E N
H
E
N
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>>382810128
It was during the afterstream.

That knitting girl also held her hand up for an hour waiting on Werster to give her a high-five.
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>ANOTHER rare game run
Why
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>>382810148
Fuck you

Every underage shitter sucks Retro's dick 24/7 because of Jontron and markiplier or some shit
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>>382809838
there's a video of him being loud, drunk and sleeping in the hotel lobby. stiv is actually one of the main reasons why gdq staff is tighter on rules. The cheating most likely had nothing to do with him being ostracized.
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>>382809838
How is stiv not in the wrong? He knew who tolki was. Stiv shouldn't be able to show his face in the speedrun community.
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Banjo-Kazooie is old and busted
When will we move on to new hotness?
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>2 hours of this shit
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>>382810173
No. He wasn't.
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>>382810097
Why is it the guy's fault and not the girl's?
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>big whale
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>>382810194
That's only because Uyama has a hateboner for him. Considering the fact that Uyama now has AIDS and doesn't go to GDQs anymore, YSG could probably make a safe return.
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This is a very good run im enjoying it more than i thought i would
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>>382810097
A L C O H O L
(possibly drugs, most likely xanax or adderal considering the event and attendees)
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>>382810304
We're literally all just here waiting for the eventual cuck donation
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>>382810232
they weren't Mike Jewyama was afraid for his shekels he went and apologize for something that didn't happen or wasn't a big deal
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>>382810302
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I wonder what Banjo's backpack smells like does Kazooie poop in it haha
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>>382810117
The problem is that devs forgot to keep it neat and tidy.
apparently stages in yooka are as unnecessarily large as they were in banjo tooie. fuck that.
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>>382810302
>"spiritual successors"

nah, you take your ripoff and stuff it
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>>382809940
wow...just wow
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>>382810302
When they patch it to be good.
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>>382810309
still, how does this situation happen? do you have to be drunk as fuck? what person would be sober and just say "yeah let's ruin a friendship and marriage over a few minutes of potential satisfaction"
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>>382810304
>two hours of hearing WIII WOO WAAA every time they jump or collect something

And people actually like this game lol
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>>382810308
He was banned from running for flashing an NES Golf cartridge or something stupid. Not banned from the event, just banned from submitting a run for a year.
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>>382810370
never gonna happen
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>>382810302
I like both.
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I have to hand it to Stiv, he's really good at Banjo.
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ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO
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Anyone running SM64?
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>>382810309
Both people are in the wrong, genius
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>>382809830
Bonesaw I'll give you, though he's theoretically unbanned now. Big Jon, though, he's a degenerate feeder faggot AND a subhuman. The world is better off without him.
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>>382810248

$20 you bitch and scream CRINGE whenever someone on-stream has fun.
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>>382809690
Why was blueglass banned? Dude seemed like a bro, attending runs nobody showed up to
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>>382810441
No he wasn't. He explained in a stream he never got banned.
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>>382809268
Only big name streamer I like desu
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donation incentive: $5000
tolki fights grunty while stiv cums on her face
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>holding R allows faster turning in swimming and flying

I really didn't know this either, damn.
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they have a donation filter grill this year
so i don't know if she is going to fish the cuck donation
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>>382810474

not as good as fucking other peoples wives, though.
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>>382809940
>N-word
This shit pisses me off. It's fucking NIGGER nigger.
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>>382810501
t. Milk
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>>382810427
They were all drunk as fuck, and SamSVG thought it would be a good idea to ditch his wife because a ton of guys were hitting on her while she was intoxicated
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What's the cringiest moment of SGDQ17 so far?
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>>382809607
Risk of Rain
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Why is Stiv not saying anything? Is he banned from talking or is he just concentrating like a motherfucker?
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>>382810309

Both you retard. He's your friend, you owe him loyalty and respect. Would be another story if you were cucking a stranger but even then decent people should be able to realize its a shit thing to do.
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>>382810553
Fucking this, I had no idea that you could just turn for the key thing.
I fucking hate Clanker's stage either way
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>>382810556
I'm not even asking for a SamSVG comment this time, at least give me one wife's son during this run.
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>>382810485
Chibi
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>>382810285
>retro
Underages pls...
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>>382810604
Your post.
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>>382810553
I didn't know it either for the longest time, it really helps make things a lot easier.
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>>382810604
Your post.
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>>382810587
Whoa hey this dude is a racist wtf
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>>382810427
>"yeah let's ruin a friendship and marriage over a few minutes of potential satisfaction"
it happens all the time with all genders in all nations and religions
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>4head STIV IS THE DARK SOULS OF MARRIAGE COUNSELORS 4head

I don't know why people hate Twitch chat.
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>>382810437
Sorry you have autism to the point noises video game characters make drive you crazy
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>>382810610

Both
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Anyone eles hype for the Cheese 120 run. It will be nice seeing this generations sig do a solo run
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>>382810587
Don't think Youtube let's you put nigger in the title
They used to give you shit if you even put normal expletives in titles but they're more lax about it these days
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>>382810604
Flagfag
BROTHERS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE
BROTHERS HAS THE BEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY
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>>382810604
The threads on /v/
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>>382810587
I don't think you can put profanity in Youtube titles
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>>382809878
Collectathons were shit then and they're just as shit now.
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who is stiv cucking?
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>>382809607
I don't play video games dumbass
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>>382809995
Did the anon actually donate a thousand dollars?
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>>382810604
Your post.
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>BigJon06 banned for starring in fat fetish gay porno
>RWhiteGoose banned from appearing on camera for bringing shame and disrepute to the "speed community at large"
>BobtheNinjaGoldfish banned from donation reading for hogging the mic
>RomScout fired from SGDQ staff (the marathone he started) for refusing to bow to CoolMatty's social justice charter

meanwhile

>Protomagicaltranny becomes one of the main figureheads of GDQ LLC
>Stivitybobo asked to run every year
>CoolMatty and Klaige handing out bans to anyone who gets in their way
>Rabi Ribi banned from ever being streamed due to being anti-women and offensive to trans* community
>MikeUyama receives a $100,000 salary as part of a "legacy" contract with PCF even though he doesn't work on the marathons
>Vulajin is lead decision maker on the games that get into the run - indie games get 100% approval if he gets paid
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>>382810604
Mirror's Edge run. The guy on the couch kept hammering the same joke about glitches in a "Glitchless" run.
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>>382810632
>>382810641
UPVOTED!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>382810610
He doesn't usually commentate
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>>382810604
Protomagicaltranny trying to ban an emote off twitch because it offended her (him)
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Stiv making this game his bitch just like he did to Sam.
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>>382810587
AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>382810587
I don't know why people think it's somehow better to say. If you go up to a black person and say "You are an N-Word!" It's not like his reaction will be "Oh well that's the good alternative so I'm not as angry."
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>>382810474
H had a lot of practice fiddling a woman.
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>Extra Wife Get
gotta love twitch stream sometimes
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broo
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>>382810664
if the run isn't under 1:40 I'll be very disappointed.
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>>382810604

proto magical tranny
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Collectothons were pretty fun arguably up until early ps2 era, they have aged quite horribly since then. It should stay a dead genre.
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>just saw "TOLKI WR" in chat
based
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>>382810474
He's one of the few classic runners who's still good.
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>>382810612
If not Stiv, somebody else
If anything he's doing Sam a favor by showing Tolki was unfaithful that early
I think it's a shit thing for Stiv to sleep with his friend's wife, but it was really her fucking fault for sleeping around
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>this is really hard lets see if he can do it
>stiv does it with no reaction
>OH WOW
>crowd "claps"
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>>382810715
>>RomScout fired from SGDQ staff (the marathone he started) for refusing to bow to CoolMatty's social justice charter
More info on that?
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I have no idea what Sam looks like but I can't believe Tolki had sex with Stiv. He looks fucking retarded.
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>>382810739
It's just a censor.
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>>382810715

They already did a run of the superior metroidvania Hollow Knight which isn't weeb trash.

Rabi-Ribi is unneeded.
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Dodged those fans like he dodged responsability
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>>382810157
>Go to sci fi convention every summer (actually coming up here soon)
>Room has a random videogame tournament
>Won my first game after signing up for it
>Room was a little overcrowded so sweaty but could easily survive it at least
>Suddenly a giant whale of a human sits next to me
>He literally smells like a toilet that has had shit sitting in it for a day
>Everyone around be is visibly reacting to his being near them
>Had to leave without saying anything and drop out of the tournament which up until then had been a lot of fun
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>>382810510
he had too much fun
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>going through blades without gold feathers
yoo what the fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8FBDsfON-c
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Did someone say Big Jon?

https://my.mixtape.moe/kgguqg.webm
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>>382810286
Sounds like he was having fun, I thought people here wanted fun?

>>382810296
He wasn't the one who's married, it was rude but he wasn't the one who vowed to be faithful out of the two of them.
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My favourite Banjo level is Tick Tolki Woods.
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>>382810774
I just hope he says cunt on stream
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>>382810715
we dont need a run of chink shit.
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What ever happened to Noir? last time i saw him he was crossdressing at the gdq
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>>382810715
>BigJon06 banned for starring in fat fetish gay porno
first, source and second isn't that homophobic?

>RWhiteGoose banned from appearing on camera for bringing shame and disrepute to the "speed community at large"
source?

>BobtheNinjaGoldfish banned from donation reading for hogging the mic
what do you mean hogging?
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>>382810779
The problem is that devs started putting in TOO MUCH SHIT to collect. In Banjo-Kazooie it's just Jiggies and Notes, and everything you do gets you towards your goal of getting all 10 Jiggies in a world.
Collectathons should have small, well designed and precise levels, not big open ones.
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>>382810846
Sam looks like a highschool cuck and you're wrong, stiv looks like a chad.
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>>382810779
good thing yooka laylee flopped, so it'll stay a dead genre
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>>382810715

goose streams are great, even if late

fuck gdq admins
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>>382810798
You've convinced me
brb sleeping with my Bros gf
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>>382810491
Is Big Jon still alive?
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>>382809878
Yooka-Laylee was over hyped making people hate the Banjo games, then Yooka-Laylee came out with poor reviews & drama so now everyone has fuel to act like collectathons are & always were shit even though it comes down to people just preferring other genres.
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>>382810895
B I G
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>ALL DONATIONS ON THIS BLOCK GO TO MARRIAGES WITHOUT BORDERS

Fucking Twitch chat
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>>382810604
The Brothers runner shilling the game as "BEST OF ALL TIME" honestly pissed me off.
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is csgo that popular?
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that voice
omg
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>>382810901
on stream, not in the hotel at the expense of other guests and the maids who have to clean up his puke
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>>382809095
im pretty sure that girl on the right with green hair was the one who farted on a chair.
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>>382810974
I still like him, I don't care if he's a fat fetishist. We're literally on a website full of them on /trash/ anyway.
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>>382810715
>$100,000 salary for 2 events a year that he doesnt even show up to
must be nice
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does 100% include fucking a speedrunners wife?
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I bet that skank reading the donation comments got a run-down on the Stiv fucked a wife meme.
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>>382810895
That's a big guy.
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>>382810818
https://twitter.com/romscoutSDA/status/668245184623218688

>>382810950
return to reddit kiddo
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>>382810654
Only cucks who can't handle non-stop barrages of bantz complain about twitch chat.
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>>382809095
The triggettes ft. The Y chromosomes
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>>382810604
protomagicalboy probably
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>>382811031
He's right though. He's a dev, he knows better than us mere normal folk.
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>>382810943
He had a mental breakdown and got committed to some mental facility.
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>>382811046
>is csgo that popular?

What do you think, Navi vs cloud9 is playing so ofc its popular. They are ones of the most famous teams
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>>382811046
how will GDQ ever recover?
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>>382811086
No, that's any%
100% includes making her cum.
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>>382811103
>>382811103
>>382811103
>>382811103
>>
ROO
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>>382811046
viewbotting and chinks
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>>382811046
no but the case drops are
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>Clapping while Banjo drowns

BANNED
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>>382810798
>If anything he's doing Sam a favor by showing Tolki was unfaithful that early

No. You are retarded. It doesn't matter if she is having difficulty in her marriage stiv should not have 'showed' Sam as you put it. You sound like a really deceitful person.
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>>382811086

Yeah, he has to creampie her on stream at the end.
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>>382811046
russians love it and don't care about charities. Don't underestimate how many russians are on the internet.
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>>382810798

brb, fucking your gf
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>>382811046
>ESL One
It is now.
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>>382811067
mike makes over 100k each event now and that's just from the charity. he makes even more off of attendance fees, ad revenue, and now merchandise sales.
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>>382810510
half of those aren't even true, ignore it
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>>382809460
Ok you win
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Come on gimme dat SamSVG donation
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>Banjo-Kazooie is my favorite game
>/v/ hates it now because of the Yooka-Laylee stuff
>Speedruns of it get flooded with le cuck xD memes
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WHERE ARE THE KEK DONATIONS???
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>>382810510
He was a persona non grata to Uyama.
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>Here's a good one
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>>382810895
I feel physically ill everytime I see this man. Why would you intentionally make your self a deformed mass?
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>>382810961
Is that what passes for attractive over there? Americans man I swear.
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Wow I wonder if this game will have an interesting speedrun trick like going out of bounds or going to a level early.
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Just FYI, GDQ's shower rules are discriminatory, not everyone in the speed running community has a shower!
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>>382810974
BIG
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>>382811135
for real?

Well damn, crossdressing is really a mental health issue apparently.
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>>382810895
mmmmMmMmm YEAHHH BOIIIII thats THE good shit right there
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Did he miss a note in the last world?
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>>382811257
Rare collect-a-thons are trash
>>382811263
Get on it bitch
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how do you even speedrun a game like that?
Wouldn't you want to die after eight hours of ROO ROO ROOO ROOO ROO ROO
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>>382811257
Maybe agdq shouldnt ask the Cucker in Chief to run the game
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>>382811031
I actually respected the run up until that point. The forced cutscenes made it a bad game to run in general, but outside of that there were a lot of entertaining tricks.

After the brother died though I despised him and his ramble.
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FREEZEAZY

PEAK

MUSIC

HYPE
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>>382811272
Please please please happen
It's the only reason I'm watching a 100% Banjo for the next two hours
>>
BREE
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>>382811257
It's more about the runner than the game.
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>>382811263
They aren't reading them out for obvious reasons
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>>382811257
I, too can only enjoys things with 4chan's unanimous support.
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If you play SMT and don't take the neutral path then you can fuck off.
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>100%
>leaving skulls everywhere
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>>382811336
Pretty sure Noir just did it because he fell for the trap meme.
Maybe he can clarify himself, I know he's here.
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>>382811257
I'm still enjoying this for the run itself, there's no reason you can't
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ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO
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>>382811257
So what, dude. /v/ was taking a huge dump on Hollow Knight the whole run and it didn't change my opinion of the game.
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>>382811434
I only play Persona
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>>382811156
There are no case drops, Cologne isn't a major this year.
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>>382811434
I did the neutral path in Strange Journey and it was awful. Are the Law/Chaos endings worth replaying it for
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>>382811451
skulls dont count. Might as well complain about him leaving feathers and eggs everywhere
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>>382809995
>Trade someone's mildly annoyed fee fees for 1000 dollars toward charity

Hero
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GREETING FROM GERMANY
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>>382810427
>take wife to a convention filled with horny desperate autists
>wife enjoying male attention because she's an ultra repressed mormon
>butthurt beta male husband, rather than owning it and showing her off like a prize, gets pissy at her like a bitch and decides to storm out and leave her alone.
>She continues the game of chicken and starts aggressively flirting with one of the guys
>guy just goes with it because it's not his problem and he probably feels awkward and doesn't know what to do
>guy now has to deal with a permanent reputation hit and being a meme forever because of two stupid kids who were too young to handle marriage responsibly
Stiv is the real victim
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>>382811361
he just imagines it's the moans of leasure from someone else's wife
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REEEEEEEEEEE
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When do we get a speed run of No Man's Sky, the game of a generation?
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>>382811492
MOAR
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>no fallout 2
>no dark souls
>no hitman games
>no metal gear games
>shit like Brothers made it
Why is this so shit?
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>>382811492
>off-model
gross
>>
To anyone willing to make a cuck donation:
Make the name debbie(tolki's real name) and call stiv a great guy and thank him for all the great times.
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>>382811046
It's a big tournament and two popular teams, it doesn't always get that many views. But yeah, CSGO is popular.
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What ever happened to Sam and tolki?

Stiv looks dead inside.
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the ENTIRE ROOM knows this guy fucked another mans wife

how can they ignore it?
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>>382810895
>>382810895
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what the fuck is it with Traps and speedrunning?
why does every popular runner get themselves institutionalized?
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>the wr holder can't even make this run seem interesting
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>>382811519
No.
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>>382811552
stiv how did you post this
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>>382811665
can you please fix the spacing?
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>>382811668
By making sure he doesn't fuck their wives too
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>>382811434
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>>382811682

Degeneracy breeds degeneracy.
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>>382811704
The run on GDQ is actually pre-recorded clearly.
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>>382811572
>tfw not intelligent enough for NMS
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>>382811653

They split up and Sam now is a manager at McDonald's
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>>382811682
It's not traps.
It's people who have genuine mental issues that run deeper than "give me attention please"
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>Going from Brothers, which is hold forward and trigger to win
>To Banjo-Kazooie, which is chock full of neat gameplay tricks and skips
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>>382811682
Traps keep their genders ambiguous, the kinds of trannies at these events make damn sure you know they're "women"
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>>382811587
Dark Souls 3 got in.

In the graveyard shift.
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>>382810895
Who-hoah! Big!
>>
What if Sam is hiding in the audience right now with a weapon?
>>
Why does stiv not talk? Is he that depressed over being a bull? he looks dead inside.
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>>382811757
>Implying the madman didn't do it before the run to prepare
>>
>Stir still draws a huge crowd including multiple chicks

How can one man be so alpha?
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What happened to the trap poster
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>>382811816

>It's people who have genuine mental issues that run deeper than "give me attention please"

So traps?
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>>382811856
>being a bull
What does that mean?
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>>382811856
One of the rare instances of the beta bull
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>>382811769
Eat shit, Walter.
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>>382811895
go to a steam friends list you fruit
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>>382811856

Cucking your best friend means your soul leaves your body.
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>>382811835
>2 in the afternoon is graveyard shift
Uhhhhhhh, what?
>>
>couch just tried to sabotage the run
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>>382811895
Hanged himself, like 40% of homoseyuals
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>>382811932
No one reads these stupid 6,000 pixel tall comics
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>>382811920
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Was that some top 10 anime betrayals shit right there?
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>>382809296
The fee-fee males.
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>>382811856
Probably just focusing, he is pretty much the best Banjo runner
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>STIV talking about trust
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>>382811917
The man who does the cucking
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>>382811981
>/ourboys/ trying to cuck the cuck
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>>382811856

He's playing the game and letting someone else commentate.
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>>382811682
-Desire to feel important satisfied by audience and "World Records" without having to deal with too much competition or actually leave the house
-Events being focused on hyper-inclusivity to the point of being detrimental creating a guaranteed platform and safe space.
-The eventual realization that your victories are ephemeral despite your best efforts (See Cosmo's LoZ run)
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>>382811856
thingken of wives
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>>382811682
Speedrunning is something people do for attention. Being a tranny is getting a ton of media attention right now. Is it any surprise people craving attention would suddenly be coming out in the woodwork claiming to be trannies?

I actually feel bad for genuine trannies having to put up with this I'M A TRANSEXUAL,
LOOK AT ME" trend of the week assholes.
Reminds me of this girl I knew who took literally every chance she could to bring up that she was gay, but now that it's legal and generally accepted, she has a boyfriend now.
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>>382811682
I would not consider these disgusting men in dresses as traps
>>
Hey Sam,

So a lot of things have happened this week. I swear to you that I never had the intention of doing any of these things. I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know. I will be honest and admit that I like Tolki a lot. I always thought she was awesome, and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more. I also was just high on sgdq hype, and was pretty drunk when the cheating first happened, but those aren't good excuses at all. The fact of the matter is that I gave into temptations. I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it, and in this particular instance I completely removed myself from that persona out of selfish desires. It doesn't matter how much I like her or was tempted to do anything. She is your wife, and out of respect for someone who was one of my best friends, I should obviously have not done what I did. Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.

Let me just say that this was the worst thing I have done to someone in my life; the lowest I have ever been. I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason. After all of the talks we had, all of the advice we exchanged, and all the fun we've had together as friends, I went ahead and ruined everything.

I'm not expecting a response to this. I'm assuming you want nothing to do with me anymore, which is understandable. But I just wanted to apologize to you as best as I could. Just know that I still consider you my friend, even though you don't consider me yours. If you are willing to talk, I am always open to.

I am so unbelievably sorry. This is going to stay with me for the rest of my life.

Good luck with everything in the future, and I hope things work out for you in life.

All the best,
Stiv
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>>382811932
>it's okay to feel jealous and frightened as long as we sexualize it!

It's almost as if cucks can't grasp that this is not a normal response to those emotions.
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>>382811856
he'll live with this "remorse" everyone will know what he did, at least in the speedrun community nobody would want their gf/wife nearby him ever again
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>>382811932
>being a cuck takes strength and bravery
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>>382811986
Alright, how do we get that number to 100%, smart boys?
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>I guess I have to sing it

He actually doesn't have to.
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>>382812213
you can help by killing yourself
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>>382812213
Assisted suicide
>>
We cringe now.
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>>382810715
is rabi ribi really banned? any sources? that fuckin blows because it's basically built for speedruns
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
WHYYYYYYY
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>>382812175
What did he expect this message was going to do ?
>>
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
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oh no
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Why is Stiv the bad guys here?

Wasn't Tolki the one who initiated the cheating by wanting to get fucked by everybody?
>>
Oh for fucks sake.
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>it's a singing level
>>
kringe
>>
>HERE WE G-
Muted
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FeelsBadMan STIV AND TOLKI FeelsBadMan GO HAND IN HAND FeelsBadMan DONT MENTION THEM HERE FeelsBadMan OR YOULL GET BANNED
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>>382811932
> Fuck yeah I'm proud to be a cuck!
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i like this
>>
This is actually not that bad
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>>382812175
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This amount of cringe
>>
But why
>>
This isn't the worst thing I've ever heard
>>
what the fuck
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>>382812213
The other 60% die of aids.
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>>382811180
Oh just ignore the rest of what I said then because you found one thing wrong with it
If you had read the rest of what I said you would have seen that I said I didn't condone his actions
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CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
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>Song
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STOP
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Banger
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>sucks rocks
something tells me that isn't the original lyric
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oh no
>>
It was kinda alright
>>
wasn't that bad
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>>382812213

New reports show that asphyxiation makes you even more special.
>>
This is not cringe you redditfags
>>
That was probably the least worst singing section of any speedrun ever
>>
That was cute
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>>382812362
women can do no wrong silly anon
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Wow the runner and the couch are actually pretty cool
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>>382812362
women are whores but that doesn't mean we have to fall into their tricks
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>>382812424

That's top 5 for sure.
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>sucks rocks
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>>382812431
he said he wasnt sure how to remove the bad words when it was requested
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>>382810715
you forgot about the worst crime of GDQ.
Sanae fumo is banned.
>>
GREEDY CROCODILE
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>Starts singing
>>
>stiv's a better faster cock
>>
That was okay, honestly. The problem was that the guy lacked any confidence for it to be fun.

But it's to be expected, he is sitting close to the ultra speedrun bull, it gets anyone nervous
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>>382812448
It actually was
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>>382812351
I feel like he felt bad about it, but worded his response really badly
>>
This was actually good.
>>
>>382812175
Hey Sam,

I came in your wife's tight pussy. Enjoy raising my child!

All the best,
Stiv
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>Dude cringe Xdddd

>>>/reddit/
>>
MOOOOORRREEEE THIS IS MY FETISH!
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>>382812431
I bet the wife also sucked something that wasn't the original lyric
>>
I liked it
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>>382812496
I'd put it at #9 in my top 5
>>
Is there anyone involved with this who isn't autistic?
Even the "normal" announcer is high-functioning
>>
Someone PLEASE donate $10 as Sam with this message:

Nothing beats watching a good Banjo Kazooie run with the wife and friends, especially if it's the legendary world record holder, Stivitybobo, playing at a GDQ! My wife was recently diagnosed with stage 4 ovarian cancer, so it's been extremely hard on us as of late. I respect and appreciate her so much for her strength in these tough times. Banjo Kazooie is one of her favorite games, so please go as fast as you can for her.
I don't have much to give, but here's to you, Debbie. I love you and always will.

I'M GOING TO WORK PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS
>>
It made me smile, you guys just suck rocks.
>>
>>382812457
Was right in tune, honestly.
>>
>>382812381
I want to fuck Satania's face.
>>
What rhymes with croc?
>>
Redpill me on anime blocks not being a thing at GDQ anymore.
Anti-weeb fags need not apply, this is a chinese cartoon image board faggots.
>>
I enjoyed the song desu
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>>382812560
SGDQ isnt for cancer
>>
>Boohoo they banned fun
>These events aren't fun anymore!
>Someone tries to have fun
>Cringe! Cringe! It's cringe!

Song was fun
>>
>faggots saying that was cringe

that was pretty good, quit being edgelords.
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>>382812517
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS GREEDY, RIGHT?
GREEDY FOR COCK
>>
REMINDER STIV MISSED A NOTE LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO
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>>382812575
Sock
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>>382812508
all plushies are banned
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>>382812575
cock, like Sam's wife suck in a room
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>>382812578
>this is a chinese cartoon image board faggots.
are you trying to out-cringe the singing
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>People calling cringe on generally innocent silly antics during a pretty slow moment

I liked the song...
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>>382812578
no fun allowed
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>>382812575
stiv's cock
>>
>>382812560
They're not going to read cancer donations you retard
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>>382812653
here comes reddit
>>
Actually not a terrible singing section.
>>
So we just not doing a new thread or what? Motherfucking Stiv is on and there's no new thread the fuck?
>>
>>382812362
Do you blame the scorpion for stinging? Or the stray cat for killing a chicken? Then don't blame women for being faithless whores, it is just their nature. Correct their behaviour, but don't blame them as if they could help it.
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>>382812578
>Anti-weeb fags
That's already your answer. With the exception of FOTM shows, anime is not normie-friendly
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>>382812642
>SGDQ isnt for cancer
SGDQ is cancer.
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>>382812560

Change wife to refugee
>>
eh, it was a donation request and they knew it was stupid.
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G R E E D Y C R O C O D I L E
D O E S N ' T M A K E M E S M I L E
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>>382812671
that doesn't make it ok
>>
>CAW CAW
More like KEK KEK RIGHT!
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>>382812508
fumo faggotry is only matched by tranny attention seeking
>>
CAW CAW
>>
>>382811932
Where did you find this? Link? I can't read it it's too low quality.
>>
>1500 dollars

That's at least a good chunk out of someone's paycheck.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Are all American rich?
>>
no fun allowed

anything with wife is getting ignored
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>>382812560
Why don't you do it
>>
>>382811031

This. Such a delusional faggot.
>>
>right into my heart
Alpha as fuck
>>
>>382812671
false, someone brought a pokemon plushie during agdq and wasn't banned
>>
>a grown man admits he's part of a "speedrunning community"

haHAA
>>
>>382812508
good, sanae is a slut
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>>382812709
You're confused. Reddit are the kinda guys who spam twitch chat with 1 word replies trying to force a meme by any means necessary.
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>giving up $1,300 on a stream

As much as I love Banjo, these furfags have too much money.
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>>382812774
some of them are attention whores that do a chargeback
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>donates $5,000 on day 1
>but GDQ refuses to read it out since he used the name Neckbeard Redditor
>so he refunds the dono
/ourguy/
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>>382812774
Rich in patriotism you commie fuck
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>>382810729
What emote?
>>
>>382812838
nah reddit is the only ones who enjoy cringey shit like that
>>
>born in 2010
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>>382812746
Fumos never did anything to anyone.
They just look cute.
Which are already two reason why they're better than trannies.
>>
>ground pound that witch

That's not a nice thing to call Tolki.
>>
>>382812774
Autists go their wage slave jobs (anything in IT or CS), then come straight home and live in a tiny 1 room apart.
They don't spend money on anything else.
They just eat tendies for every meal and never go outer.

That's a LOT of spare cash for autism things
>>
>taking money from children under the age of 13
is that even legal? I feel that might violate COPA
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>>382812840
>tfw 1,300 could pull me through for months
>these guys just freely give it away to a chad bull
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>>382812849
Moonmoon did that?
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>>382812774
To be honest, we're really, really itchin' for another fight in Europe.
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>>382812175

>I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know

he got punched in the face for this right?
>>
whoa a 7 year old saving their allowance to donate with paypal, a site that requires a credit card
how about that
>>
>>382812531
Yeah that realy looked like >>382812535
>>
Stiv sure is quiet and lack of life, did fucking a wife sucks your soul out?
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That donation was adorable.
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>>382812973
hmmm
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>>382812916
>slave jobs (anything in IT or CS)

I thought those jobs paid pretty well?
>>
>>382812849
hope that doesnt hurt his credit
>>
can I reverse charge a donation?
>>
has anything of note happened yet?
>>
>builds up speed against a wall
Really makes you think...
>>
>>382812948
yeah, he was talking about it in his discord
>>
>>382813001

He's saving his energy for his bull duties later tonight.
>>
is stivity on drugs? he seems to be in his own world there.
>>
>>382813002

What did it say?
>>
NEW THREAD:
>>382812991
>>382812991
>>382812991
>>
>>382813023
If you work 60-80 hours a week it doesn't matter how much they pay you, it's not enough.
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>>382812849
MOONMOON SUBS GET OUT!!!!!
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>>382812882
I know you don't visit reddit, or at least don't want to admit it around here, but 90% of reddit talk about this event is people desperately calling "cringe" on everything in hopes this'll become the next Caveman/Chibi moment. They literally have a board dedicated to "cringe"
>>
GREEDY CROCODILE, DOESN'T MAKE YA SMILE
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>>382813068
just twitch chat doing it's thing, probably hundreds of brave men and woman (male) being banned per second.
>>
>>382813023
They do.
It's still wage slavery
Your cuffs are just softer
>>
>>382813079
He seems like an alright guy in my book anyway you filthy subscriber
>>
Stealing someones' girlfriend and fucking her for a few months and then having her "broke up" with you to go back to him is the best.

You enjoyed her and she is back to the cuck to probably get cucked in the future more by someone else.


Not an alpha chad at all, just a beta who had a streak of alphaness in years pass.
>>
>>382813091
Imagine playing something for two hours and all the constant Kazooie sounds cannot stop the images and memories of fucking your friend's wife and becoming a meme because of it.

It'd ruin your day too
>>
>>382813068
they collected a lot of notes
>>
I just love listening to the same sound effects over and over for hours.
>>
>>382813283
I like you.
>>
>>382813068
dude sang a little song earlier
>>
>>382813207
>girlfriend is a piece of shit who actually sleeps with someone despite being engaged
>Stiv should keep her
lol cuck
>>
>>382813390
Because you can complete B&K in a single day

I did it and I felt fucking awesome
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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