>invite family over for birthday dinner >nephews and niece

>letting other people touch your shit
that's your mistake

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>>382748898
K-kid goo?

>Being such a passive faggot you cant say no or simply lie

>>382748898
"Sorry it's out of batteries!"
next time anon

>>382748898
I was always bewildered at all the strange fucking secretions some kids have. My little brother would always leave all of my shit covered in sweat and slime. Kids are so fucking weird. Part of the reason I'd never let them touch my shit.

>>382748898
Probably drool, snot or something. Lysol that shit, bro.

>>382750048

At least he didn't find a succubus(male) hiding under his couch.

>>382751084
>implying thats a bad thing

>>382750552
>sweaty palms and feet
This is the only thing I really hate about myself. So goddamn hard to keep everything stay clean

>family comes over
>one of them wants to use my PC

In that case i am glad my PCs board has the weird issue.
If you just press the power up button it will fail to boot. Everyone would just assume its not working.

>>382748898
>until I'm forced
Nobody forced you, you spineless faggot.

>>382748898
>>bother me and their parents until I'm forced to give in and let them play on it
>giving in
faggot

>>382751534
Wear socks you ape

>>382748898
Kid goo? How old is he?

>>382748898
>kid goo
Well maybe it was your niece's?

>>382753785
Why would it matter? Kids are disgusting

>kid goo

Kek, its probably drool. When I was a child I kept my finger at my nose 24/7

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>>382753927
>Why would it matter?

>>382748898
I'm so glad my family doesn't celebrate birthdays for adults unless forced to because it's a special number.

Let your niece sit on your lap and play switch anon!

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>>382748898
> got cucked out of our toys by literal children

Be like l: you can play the Switch if tou can beat me in arm wrestling. You lose, I get to punch you on the arm as hard as I can.

Beat him/her at arm wrestling. As they flinch to prepare themselves for a hit, you hand them the controller and offer them to play a round of something against them "just to double down".

Beat them at that also.

By now, they are preparing for the as whopping of their lives. Just take the Switch and walk away.

Congrats. You are now an older relative despite posting on /v/, living with family and owning a children's game system.

You're a faggot for owning that switch I'm surprised you didn't try molesting those children. I'm glad they tarnished it. Keep a drawer of old homeboys and Chuck one at them next time. What the fuck are you a bitch

>>382748898
hope your switch is ruined

It means she wants you to fuck her, retard. She put it in her vago, but since you're a faggot i doubt you'll ever touch dat pucci

>>382757430
>>382758735
>>382758942
Stop being rude.

>>382759684
make me

>>382759684
i was just kidding, man. don't take it seriously

>>382750048
This artist does the fucking best traps

>>382759886
It's not a trap if you know it's not a girl

>literally owning a switch

You deserve everything bad

>>382760614
What if it's my gfs switch?

>>382748898
>relatives come over
>they have a kid with them
>after a few minutes of running around the house, the kid notices the PC in my room
>he's curious to see what I'm doing (PC is on the same wall as the door so I can see people passing by but they cant see whats on my screen)
>before the kid actually gets close, someone nabs him and tells him not to go in there(my room)
Not sure if I should be happy or sad but not having to share my PC is a good feel

>>382760750

You deserve even worse for having a gf with such shit taste

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>nahaha sorry it's actually my mates, and it was pretty expensive. Cant do it sorry guys!

>no I think it's better they spend time with family instead of playing video games
Dumb ass

>>382760754
Were you in the room at the time? If not the parent was being a good parent and telling their kid to respect privacy and not walk into other people's rooms. If you were in the room and the parent saw the kid going to you in the room and stopped the kid, they were likely protecting the kid from you and consider you a bad person they don't want around their kid.

>>382748898
So no different from how you usually treat it?

Why not be willing to share it with them by playing a bit then handing it over to them, teaching them on proper ways to care for the system? You get to be the cool uncle with games that all the kids will love being around.

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>>382748898
>Glock
>Steel
I want noguns to leave.

>>382748898
>Can't reason with family to not just hand over your expensive shit to kids
Must suck to be be related to other adults that can't accept "no" as an answer

>>382750552
I was at an aquarium once and there was an exhibit where you could stick your hand in the water and touch a sting ray. I saw like 20 of these little fuckers swarming the exhibit. I can't imagine what depravities this poor sting ray had to go though, water looked like fucking sewage. Fuck kids, such unsanitary creatures.

>not being the strongest sibling
You brought it upon yourself OP