You're at a bar with your girlfriend and suddenly THIS GUY

Let 3 guys beat the shit out of him.

fucking wreck him, deviljho is easy

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>Tfw finishing off a monster with the last hit of a fully charged Charge Blade

>>382728537
Memes aside, what do you do in this situation?

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>>382728537

>>382728537
CUT OFF THE TAIL ARISEN!

>>382729458
Run, because your girlfriend is most likely dead or at least severely mangled from being slapped by a several ton dinosaur and the bar is most likely collapsing around you.

>>382729458
Hope the tail doesn't pin you and abandon quest

>>382729601
>not having a hunter girlfriend

What a shitty taste in women.

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You're on a hunt and THIS GUY slaps YOUR ass, what do?

>>382730317
distract him by dropping a picture of guildmarm and run away

>>382728537
Shake his tiny hand, and offer him some blu foob.

but... Jho IS my girlfriend!

>>382730317

ROLL TO SAFETY! ROLL TO SAFETY!

>>382730715

Anon please, you will never be enough to satisfy her cravings.

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run across the carpet with socks on and give him a love tap

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>Playing 4U
>Fighting a Rathalos
>Bnahabra manages to paralyze me
>Rathalos launches a fireball
>Instantly gets gibbed and explodes right in front of me

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>playing 4u
>cut azure rathalos's tail
>carve it
>receive scale instead of tail
explain this shit

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>>382731626

>>382731626

You didn't reset the desire sensor. Try putting a small piece of painter's tape over the cameras

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>>382732124
>Desire Sensor

>>382728537
run away, there wouldn't be much left of the girlfriend anyway

>>382730317
Roll around on the ground.

Why are MoHun threads always the best threads on /v/?

Unless I sayMonster Hunter World

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Shoot him in the face until he dies

>>382728537
Feed him some sleepy time meat, give him some pets, and dump my thot of a GF

>>382733295
Small, contained community.
Then all the shitposters had to come in and fuck everything up.

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Blacklist my GF.

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>>382734115

>>382731760
>playing with friend
>farming rath cause he needs plate and i'm a bro
>farm all night he gets no drops
>get a boat load, don't even need em
>mfw he's disheartened and never plays again

>>382730317
Run away and find a new gf because she's exploding in 5 ticks.

>>382729380

I feel you friendo. Nothing better than getting that KO after a well placed AED.

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>>382734537
It helps that I use Demo CB
I love my rainbow sword and board

>>382729458
probably cart along with her because he multi-pinned us and I don't carry dung bombs with me on dates

>>382734676

My straight up god damn nigga. Dios Demolisher is the weapon of real hunters. All others need not apply.

Glavenus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deviljho

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>>382735000
>Only HR6
>Can't upgrade it from Demo

>Currently trying to farm for a Rath Ruby so I can make the full Silver Rath set
>My best weapons are the Cheddar Blade+ and Demo CB, and I've been sticking to the Regios set so my shit doesn't bounce off everything
Getting through ranks has been a slow process.

>>382735151
Deviljho works as an invasive "oh shit it's here" type of monster, hope he makes it into MHW and can chase you around the map like a motherfucker

Dinovaldo works as a sort of "rival" monster that works with some of the same mechanics as you do, he attacks you with his blade, has to sharpen it, take care of it, and if you deprive him of his weapon, the fight becomes piss easy

they're 2 different completely monsters that share the same skeleton

>>382729458
>Not fucking cheesing him with LS brave arts

EZ

>>382735419

Are you playing generations or 4u?

I always played with Seltas armor for artillery. Worked out pretty well for me.

>>382736060
4U
I've done everything solo

>>382736258

4u was my first game in the series, did everything solo too. Seltas armor works really well with charge blade. The two got me all the way through high rank. But then I hit a brick wall just through the gate in G-Rank. Couldn't even beat berzerk tetsucabra.

>>382736436
What decorations or whatever did you have with it?
>Can't use any armor but Regios for Silver Rath because my attacks will bounce off otherwise

>>382736657

give me a few minutes to get my ds booted up

>>382728537
Tremor res, proceed to bitch slap his sorry ass with my SA.

>>382736657
>>382736743

Sorry anon, I don't have my copy of 4U. My setup in generations has these active skills:

artillery expert
razor sharp
mounting master
hero shield

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>>382737293
I appreciate the help, fellow hunter

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I attend her fucking funeral. You dont' fuck with a savage deviljho when you're not prepared to hunt it, god damn. Did she even eat before going to the bar? No moxie or nothing? Shit, I'm not gonna be the 2nd cart here. No siree. I didn't sign up for this shit, me nor my cat.

>>382737706

You ever check out monster hunter general on /vg/? Those people will help you out with decorations and skills.

>>382733295

Because it's most 'video game' video game to exist.

>>382728537
>implying that pickle can even reach anything with those tiny arms

Failed product of evolution. The lack of wings prove so.

>>382732124
>>382732706
>not just doing the poogie trick
desire sensor is nothing as long as you keep petting the poogie you tards

>>382739085
Yeah, I've been to /mhg/. Haven't gone much since I'm waiting for everything/everyone to calm down.

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>>382728537
I leave with my gilrfriend the moment the music starts so she won't even get slapped. Get fucked Jho.

>>382739438

In the end, any skills you might get from your armor and trinkets are secondary. Trust in your Demolition blade and explode faces

Would hunt with when World comes out playstation version

>>382739438
A lot of it has subsided, but from now shitposting around World will pretty much always be a thing

>>382728537
sleep bomb

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>>382728537
Offer him blue foob.
Then fill his face full of P.Lightning Lvl 2

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>>382739721
>Tfw Demo CB
I'd hunt with you too, anon

>>382734685
This is why Pajeet will become a superpower

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>>382729458
>mfw imagining being at a bar with my gf when jho fucking crashes in through the front and tail slaps my gf into a red spatter of gore on the wall along with 13 other people and everyone else is freaking the absolute fuck out

>>382729380
>not with a fully charged gs

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>>382730317
Superman dive to the next area

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>>382744795
>Monster Hunter Movie is probably going to be PG-13

APEX PREDATOR

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>>382745168
I still can't believe this isn't an hoax, even worse that the director for this movie will be/is the chuclefuck behind all the RE movies trash

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>>382745605
>An ordinary man in a dead end job discovers that he is actually the descendant of an ancient hero. He must travel to a mystical world to train to become a Monster Hunter, before the mythical creatures from that world destroy ours.

>It’s on the level of like a Star Wars movie, in terms of world creation. There are no real central characters so it’s a bit like when we first approached Resident Evil and imposed our own characters and story on that world. I think this is a perfect IP for us to do exactly that same thing again. The Monster Hunter world includes these huge deserts that make the Gobi Desert look like a sandbox, and they have ships that sail through the sand. These full-on galleons, but rather than sailing on the ocean waves, they sail through waves of sand.

>You’re fighting these giant creatures, some as big as a city block. They live underneath the Earth and when they burst out, it’s like the best of Dune. You also have these flying dragons, giant spiders, the most wonderful creatures. That’s what really attracted me. I felt there was a fresh, exciting world that we could expose and build a whole world around, like a Marvel or Star Wars universe. Everything is about world creation, nowadays, and how can you build a world where you can have multiple stories going on? I thought this was our opportunity to have a cinematic universe.

>The central characters are very relatable American characters. You take a person from the ordinary world who thinks they’re in a dead end job, they have no future, they feel like their life’s a failure, it’s going nowhere, like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. It’s about a normal American who gets dragged into this parallel world, this Monster Hunter world. Then eventually the parallel world ends up coming to our world. So you have the creatures from the Monster Hunter world invading our world.

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>Made Seltas S

>Evasion 2
>Artillery Novice
>Razor Sharp
>Bombardier

>Tfw rolling through a Gore Magala's roar

>>382728537
Make myself a nice pair of boots.

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>>382747916
That's not very nice, anon. We all know Jho uses retard strength.

>>382747141
Holy fuck that's sound boring and generic as hell, is that from an interview or something ?

>>382748004
Literally type in Monster Hunter Movie into Google, it's like the first result

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>>382748000
>retard strength

That would be Tigrex.

>>382747141
Well, I guess since Resident Evil finally imploded on itself he has to finally move onto another franchise in some weird attempt to make his wife famous. Going to call it now, the wife is going to be cast as the sidekick who will later become the MC of the sequels when it's revealed they fucked up and SHE is actually the descendant(whoops).
This is gon' be fucking gud bonefire fuel.

>>382748176
You can understand why i avoided doing that after reading this...
>We worked on franchises before, and Mortal Kombat and Alien Versus Predator were big hits. But there, we were guns for hire. Here, got to be more in control.
Yeah right,"big hits"

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>>382748365
Tigrex is SPECIAL

>>382748370
>>382748404
This is obviously Capcom's attempt at making Monster Hunter "grow in the west", but this shit will make people drop/ignore the series faster than pick it up

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>Wearing Seltas S
>Go to save my game
>My characters jumps on the bed
>Imagining the bed just collapsing

>>382748553
You would think they would have learned from RE's pretty horrible reception. I get the feeling Capcom is in on some scam around the production of these movies. Like how Uwe Boll was able to turn big profit from complete flops because of product placement and filming in Germany or something way back in the day before they put an end to that shit.

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No Rathcucks allowed

>>382730317
Pour water on him
It's that simple

>>382728537
GIve him some blu foob, then his face goes boom

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Lagombi has a F A T B U T T

>>382730317
>Je suis monte
>3 shock traps
>2 pitfall traps
>5 flash bombs
>Sleep bombing

Whoops it just became a ragdoll

>>382735575
But i play 4U!

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>>382728537
Cut off his tail.

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>>382751391
but ju, it jholy

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>>382754928

>>382728537
Thank Peco.

What does a potion taste like?

>>382729458
Womder what happened to my boyfriend
After that I most likely try my best to play dead since animals like that love chasing things even if they are not hungry.

>>382734291
And that is the real reason why Monster Hunter isnt as popular in the west
Because fuck that gay shit.

>>382755679
Like ***.

>>382747141
Couldn't they have just ripped 4U story? Just have a normal guild for monster hunting in a weird world and one guy goes on an insane adventure with a crazy guy finding out the mystery of a ancient scale. Generic too but feels better than that one.

>>382728537
i FUCKING HATE DEVILJHOS
I WILL JE SUIS MONTE ALL OVER THAT BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKER

>>382731760
They just need to do like Frontier and let you outright buy rare items with a points system. It's some incredible irony since Frontier grinding takes exponentially longer compared to mainline while being much, much less tedious and aggravating because you can cheese all the low % shit by taking advantage of comment events.

Feed him poisoned meat, then pole vault onto him as I speak french

What is the moment that made Devijho infamous?

>>382749241
Everytime. I've read that shit probably hundred of times and i still get a chuckle

>>382756780
The first time he ripped into your asshole.

>mfw i main Glaive since 4U
>mfw i speak french


But i'm good at it, i swear

>>382756780
When you were hunting a monster and he dug out of hell's anus, bodied said monster, and then did the same to you

>>382756780
Siren´s Song
>4 monsters left

>>382739285
>poogie meme
stop this

>>382756780
Probably the first time you fought best fren peeko on high rank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg_XX3V0vS4

>>382757278
What do you mean?

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>>382755704
You don't understand the concept of Devil "The endless hunger" Jho
He even stops attacking you so he can keep eating.
>>382729458
I guess I'll die since Jho's go into rage mode in a split second and dragon's breath probably just levels skyscrapers like nothing.

>>382757483
Petting your poogie does nothing to the #RNG as proven with charm sniping

>>382731760
>Hunt me 43 more times
THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY.

>>382757621
HAHAHA IN 3U I HAD TO HUNT 80 FUCKING DIABLOS FOR A HARDHORN

A month after I did it people found out the Diablos + Sand Barioth hunt handed them out like candy in the quest rewards.

>>382757604
>Petting your poogie does nothing
...you're joking, right? You tell me dozens of hours of my life spent on petting poogie were wasted?

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>>382756780
In Tri he really was the fucking juggernaut they billed him to be. Nowadays he feels like any other high-tier monster but he was the fucking end-all be-all back then. You couldn't even solo it without pushing your character set and skills, both theirs and your own, to the limit. When Peco gave the call in HR and he popped in, you got the FUCK out.

>>382757621
>want 1 (one) crooked horn from caedus
>5 hunts later, a metric fuck ton of hides, scales and 4 (four) deep dragon gems
I finally decided to repel it and then keep its horn intact for the subsequent slaying quest, but everytime I blast the horn off I fucking carve hides or scales even though there's a 55% chance for a crooked horn

>>382757721
No anon, those hours were spent giving you false hoping and allowing you to keep up the tenacity of hunting just one more time.

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>>382757621
Could be worse, it could be flintstones

>>382757721
At least you made him happy ^_______^
before he comes well-done steak

>>382734291
always wondered they don't have a trade system or in quest able to give it to a player like you did with potions and other items

>>382728537

start setting up a pitfall trap

>>382756780
Well, he appears as soon as you hit HR and at that point you are still a rookie Hunter who doesn't prepare for unstable environment.
So, dungbomb less and with shitty armor, he just 2 shots you.

>When we face 2 anjanath/deviljho at same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHsh-r6tlQ

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>>382744795

>>382728537
skin his friends and wear their flesh in the hopes it scares him off

>>382757706
>>382757757
>>382757834
I had to kill Azure Rath 64 times for the Ruby
To be fair I wanted 3 for the Azure set

BUT STILL, THAT AIN'T FUNNY.

>>382731760
Been a long time since I saw a card crusher edit

>>382758242
>play X
>hunt 5 mizutsune
>get 4 plates

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>>382758242
>Currently farming for Silver Rath set
>Get a Ruby
>Oh hell yeah
>Turns out I need two

>break parts, cut and carve tail, capture 13 times a in row
>don't get what I want
>casual hunt with bros
>drown in ultra rare parts except the one I want
what the FUCK

>>382758321
Fuck, nice post man, I laughed out loud.

Is it better to capture monster or kill and carve?

>>382758881
Depends on what you want

>>382758881
Killing gets you more items, but there are some drops you can only get by capturing.

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>>382758881
The items you get from either entirely depends on the monster. Keep in mind that capturing is giving up your three carves for a set number of rewards.

>>382758881
Capturing gets you a higher chance of rare drops while killing lets you carve.
DESU I learned that capturing is always better because you end up getting rare drops more often and you never know when you'll need them.

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>>382759484
>When you're hunting with someone who always goes for the capture
>Even when they want the normal carve
>And especially when it's a monster like Zinogre which has better chances of the rare off a carve anyway

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>>382759484
>always

Sure it is bud.

http://kiranico.com/en/mh4u/item/s.zinogre-skymerald
http://kiranico.com/en/mh4u/item/gore-magala-mantle
http://kiranico.com/en/mh4u/item/seregios-lens

As stated above, it absolutely depends on the monster and what you actually want.

>>382760792
Y'know I always saw this icon as a little man with a beard.

Still do.

>>382761031
I always saw it as an vague, generalized representation of a random monster part. I didn't make the connection that it was a sleeping wyvern/dragon until years and years later, let alone any connection to another image at all, so I saw it as simply that: a mat.

>>382760937
It also feels better to kill it

>>382730317
bend over and beg for daddys dragon dong

>>382728537
slap my own face with some lifepowder

>MH4U
>final Gore Magala keeps slapping my shit with that explosive fireball
>LS I need to shit on him is missing 1 rare drop part
>it comes from him
Welp, time to go back to Switch Axe or GS.