HELP ANON THIS SHARK SAYS IT'LL EAT ME IF YOU DON'T

I have no money Todd, I am sorry.

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>>382715896
But Todd, sharks don't talk!

>no laser beam
I'm calling the shark's bluff

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>>382716026
YOU WON'T TALK EITHER AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU STUPID ICE FAIRY

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>>382715896

>>382715896
Calling out your bluff, Todd.
No shark wants to suffer indigestion.

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>>382716234
That's not nice Todd, I was going to buy your game but you scared me and now I wont.

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>>382716583
>>382716280
>>382716180
Look the shark let me go now just buy my game yeah?

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>>382716234
>the most attractive game developer will never take his rage out on you in a sexual way

the sharks gonna get e coli from all that bullshit

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Name me 5 (five) good reasons to buy your game again, Todd.

>>382716793
Your game's Skylanders, right?

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>>382716916
How dare you confuse my glorious game to that garbage

>tfw your dumbass shark thread spawns a toddpost

A living meme ecosystem

Just got my paycheck today, what should I spend it on?

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>>382716834
The well being of your family
The well being of your property
The well being of your pets
The well being of your asshole
Your well being.

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>>382717342
Fallout 4 and Skyrim my friend, they're just masterpieces

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>>382716834
1) Buy it
2) Buy it
3) Buy it
4) Buy it
5) Buy it

>>382716834
>Just
>Buy
>My
>Game
>Ok?

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>>382717342

That's not a shark, that's a minnow.

>>382717494
>>382717435
Oh I've already pirated those

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>>382717656
Good joke anon! Let me in to check and... when did you get a lock?

I think jaws is my favorite movie of all time. Ive probably seen it 500 times.

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>>382715896
>IMG_0724.jpg
>>382716234
>IMG_0645.png
>>382716793
>IMG_0657.jpg
>>382717057
>IMG_0587.jpg
>>382717435
>IMG_0662.jpg

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BUY
MY
GAME

>>382717874
Dumb frogposter

>>382718057
dumb todd poster

>>382717804
It's a good movie but it's unfortunate it portrays sharks as bloodthirsty monsters.

Todd posting is so tired. Just let it die already.

Is there a Andrew Ryan ''Would you kindly'' variant of Toddposting? If not, there should be.

>>382718142
Well, they kind of are

>>382718141
dumb no fun allowed poster

>>382718164
I agree. it's so unrealistic and there's no way I would ever act like that

>>382718270
Nah, they're just really good at killing shit.

Todd, when's Skyrim coming to 3DS?

>>382718270
They aren't. The attacks on humans are pretty rare and usually it's because they've confused people with their regular prey.

Sharks are actually pretty smart, they have social structures and occasionally hunt together.

Still have to be careful around them, as with any wild animal really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciYPxvw2z4o

>>382718164
We'll stop when ICanHasCheezburger culturally appropriate it on a regular basis.

>>382718164
this the true thing i hate about reddit
its not the unfunny jokes
its not the ugly interface
its the fact that when a funny maymay comes out they have to spam it into oblivion

What are some games with sharks in them?

>>382715896
>The shark is not working, I repeat- The shark is not working.

Just like youuuu!

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>>382718626
Well you can play as THE shark.

Fun fact: this was originally supposed to be the sequel to Ecco before it got re-purposed into a licensed game.

>>382718916
This game is the shit my dude. So good.

>>382718546
Still a perfect killing machine. Terrifying really.

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>>382716793
Oh, my bad, Todd. I'm honna be here a while. Maybe later

See that shark?

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>>382719562
Can I climb it?

>>382719224
>Still a perfect killing machine.
So is a housecat, though the latter can't really kill us. Sharks are important and it sucks that people are killing them to the point where there's a possibility they might go extinct, possibly fucking up the balance of the ocean life in process.