You are sucked in the last video game that you have played, if

>MGSV
Russians

>>382712379
>PUBG

That's what I get I suppose

>Killer is Dead
I got a robot arm on a whim and it transformed into a beam cannon while I was jerking off.

>Tales of Symphonia
Raine's cooking.

>Darkest Dungeon

Well, fuck.

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>Dark Souls 3

Naw man I'm fine.

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>>382712379
FRACT OSC

>>382712537
PUBG?

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>Dominions 4
Maybe I'll die of old age after a couple of months. Or to global earthquake. Or maybe I get rounded up by a blood mage such that he can kill me in an extremely painful way and transfer my pain upon his foes. Or maybe the influence of Dreamlands turns me into a madman.

Not all games involve global extinction, but the life expectancy for ordinary people in the Ascension Wars isn't too high, and possible ways to die are numerous and horrible.

>Persona 3
Depends on luck then

Arma 3.....fuck

>>382713135
Playerunknowns battlegrounds

>>382713135
probably player unknown battlegrounds. Basically 2017 DAYZ

>gravity rush 2
Depending on the part of the game I'm sucked into I'm either fine or totally fucked

WoW, i think I'm fine every important character can comeback from death if they want and nobody give a shit. Players can alsobcome back to their bodies.

>>382712458
>Metro Last Light
Me too.Unless I'm torn apart by mutants or I suffocate on the surface.

>CKII
probably either disease, old age, or murder

>Crash Bandicoot
WOAH

>>382712379
>Hearthstone

I guess I'm safe

>>382712379
>MLB The Show 17
So pretty much the same chances I have of dying in real life

If you don't count that then it's Nioh, in which case I'd probably be dead in seconds.

>Speedrunners
Literally running for my life and missing one grapple two minutes in

Masamune is such lackluster final villain. Even if he's not, some generic monster like Gemdeus is boring as well. I wish Shin Dan didn't have a faceturn.

Muteki's also ugly as fuck.

>Mahvel 3

Pray to god I'm at least not playing online

>Deadly Premonition
I'm not a woman nor an FBI agent, so I think I'll die of natural causes in a comfy town.

>>382712379
Is Ex-Aid any good?

>>382712379
>Let It Die
Well I'm fucked.

>>382712379
>Life is Strange
Get killed in a tornado so lesbians can live happily ever after.

>>382714332
I find it very good. But maybe it's not for you.

Tri Force Heroes

>teammate lifts me up over his head
>can't do anything but struggle in vain
>throws me over the edge of a cliff
>fall to my death

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Could be worse I suppose.

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I am staying the FUCK away from the Hades Cup

>Crosssout
ded

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>>382712379
>Ex-Aid OP
>You are sucked in the last video game that you have played
Damn it anon that's not how it's supposed to work

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>BotW
Honestly? Probably some weak-ass bokoblin with a bow or a spear. My best bet is to haul ass to the nearest town and stay there for the rest of my life.

>>382712379
>heroes of the storm

>get shot with valla's arrows
>get impaled with lunara's spear
>get sanded by chromie's magic
>get riddled with bullets by d.va's mech
>get pistol whipped by tracer's pistol

i would be fine with any of these

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>>382714928

>>382714978
>Get sucked into a multiplayer only game like League or Heroes
>Live in peace because there aren't any other players

>>382715169
...Alright got me there

>>382712379
Kiriya will save me.

>>382715253
why would i want to live in peace in league or heroes? the fucking maps are boring and empty

versus ai and i can die in peace

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>FFXIV
My likelihood of dying depends on if I get dumped in right now or if I go back to either 1.0 or 2.0 I guess. Either way I'm gonna at least fuck one of everything before I go. Cat, Giraffe, Potato, all of 'em.
>tap the center captcha
What the fuck?

>>382714651
>implying you wouldn't be some throwaway NPC stuck in traverse town

>bloodborne

Literally fucked in every way.

>>382712379
>Dark Cloud 2
If I'm just some NPC who'll get dropped off in a Georama somewhere then I'm fine.

>Bordermemes: the Pre-Memequel
>basically sci-fi Australia on a moon

I would be dead pretty quick if I set foot outside of Concordia. Hell, I would probably die in Concordia by being near the slots when some asshole lands triple bandit heads.

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>>382712379
>get my shit kicked in by a bunch of FotNS rejects
>get torn in half by a Joy mutant
>overdose on Joy, become a mutant, and get slaughtered by Brad's party
>be forced to either sacrifice someone or get mutilated by a psychopath who can't get over his gf killing herself
>get my throat slit by Buddy after she flashes her one tit at me

I have options.

I just hope its not by smart pistol. I dont want it to end like that.

>Street Fighter IV
Hoo boy.

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>>382715253
>>382715887
>Get put in World of Warcraft
>No other players to help you stop Xavius or Gul'dan
>Azeroth is fucked

Welp, guess I'll enjoy what little time I have somewhere nice like Elwynn or Silvermoon

>>382712379
>Bully
I guess through minigames and bullies

>>382712379
>Morrowind
Well I'm at Balmora so I'm good

>>382717720
at least you could molest jaina or chromie

>>382712379
>Overwatch

If I'm a hero I'll just die in a battle like anyone else. If I'm a civy I guess I'd die in a Talon attack or something.

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>>382712379
>You are sucked

>FFXIV
I'll be fine as long as I stay out of Dungeons and Trials

>>382712379
>smt iv
>picked the white
I didn't die anon, I became nothing. Now the world is free from the dick head that is YVHV

>Streetpass Trader

I think I'm going to be fine.

Mafia 3, I'll go to the hollows and stay at the whorehouse. I'll live the dream. Only down side is I'm black.

>>382713841
Just don't play against Gul'dan and you should be ok.

>>382712379
Tekken 7
Hopefully I die smothered in Asuka's tits or thighs

>CSGO

Possibly die within the first two minutes in the pistol round. RIP me.

>>382712379
>>Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City
In any other part of any other souls game I'd be totally fucked in uncountable ways, but since I'm a regular human and not an ashen one they'd probably just leave me alone like they do all the other pygmies.

If they don't: try to run crying and screaming all the way to filianore's church

KRC is a shit game.

>Rocket League
Get exploded by some asshole thats spamming shit in chat.
>Whew.

>Animal Crossing

Comfy life for me.

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>CoD 2

What are my chances I survive ww2?

>>382712379
>FFXIV
Dehydration from fucking catgirl hookers.

>DaS2
I die from someone swinging a sword on the other side of the map.

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>>382712379
>BotW Master Mode
I'm not Link meaning none of the Shrines nor Towers would react to me and I wouldn't have the Sheikah slate nor runes, so if I start on the Great Plateau I'm fucking done for. If I start off of it my best bet is to sneak my way to Kakariko, Lurelin or Hateno ASAP and then live a peaceful farmer/fisherman life and wait for Link to do his thing and save the world.

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>DayZ standalone
I guess some guy wants my Mosin.

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>>382714332
I really hated it at first, the suit designs were bonkers, the MC was bland as fuck, the monster designs were more miss than hit and everything felt cookie cutter predictable, but then the show finds its footing, the plot gets into gear and Dan saves the show.

Now I honestly genuinely love it and care about the plot and characters, which surprises me a big deal because of how much I hated it at first.

>>382723268
>Ex-Aid Bugsters
I hate that the vast majority of them don't even fucking matter anymore. They literally show up just to get jobbed so the Riders can slapfight each other.

>>382712379
Hitman

I could just quit the job and live my life like a genius, strong, bold handsome man

It'd be great

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How hard can life really be in a D&D universe.

>>382712379
>Crypt of the necrodancer
Difficult to die unless for some reason I loose all sense of rhythm

>>382712379
>MGR

Ehhh, getting chopped to pieces probably.

>>382713728
Same. Almost certainly falling off the bridge.

>>382712379
>Starbound on Mediumcore
>Playing as an avian

Respawn from egg bitches.

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>999
Does that mean I have to play the nonary game?

>>382716643
Do you still die for real if death is canonical and/or required to beat the game?

Bloodborne actually wouldn't be too bad if not, provided you have the stomach for it.

>>382712379
>Psychonauts
Fuck.

>>382712379
Can I revive as a Bugster later?

>>382712379
Thank god, I played OneShot last. I literally cannot be killed.

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>>382712379
>Xcom 2

See you on the other side anon

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>>382725636
Are you the gamemaster?

>>382712379
>openTTD

*dies in plane crash*

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>>382712379
Ganked to death NG+ Process 3.0

Squad. Blown up my a fucking Muslim.

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Xcom 2 veteran ironman mode.
i have a character in their as myself that almost died in that retarded ass shens last gift mission.

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>>382712379
>Dark Souls 2
>mfw I could actually survive because it's by far the easiest Souls game

>>382712379
>Ori
>dies from touching a flame
>dies from touching a spike

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>>382726076
Of course. I'm FUMETSU DA after all.

>>382712379
Dungeons 2. If I'm lucky, I die by having enemies destroy the Throne Room. If I'm unlucky, I die by having the Horde/Demons/Undead slaughter me.

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>subnautica

Death by drowning, starvation, dehydration, sea dragon leviathan, reaper leviathan, and numerous other predators are all possibilities. The good news is that my base is entirely self sufficient so as long as I stay there I'm good.

>DOOM
If i can stay near Doomguy i might have a chance. But i am probably dead or possesed.

>FFX
As long as I wasn't in Kilika when Sin came, I think I'd be okay.
>you will never see the Besaid Aurochs beat the Luca Goers in a blitzball tournament final
>you will never hear second hand about how the wedding of a summoner and a maester was disrupted by Al Bhed terrorists
>you will never know the feeling of true peace once the excommunicated summoner defeats Sin for good

>Zelda: Breath of the Wild
I'll be fine because only Link can actually die in the game

>Tactics Ogre
If I don't join a military force, I'll probably fall victim to one of the weekly civilian massacres.

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>>382712379
Project diva Future Tone, how would that even work

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>Stormblood

I'll die sucking on Yotsuyu's toes god dammit.

>Chronicle

NO

NOW IM A BUGSTER

DAMN YOU MASAMUNE

>>382727708
You want to be remembered as a nameless weirdo rather than a renowned hero?

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>>382712379
>How do you possibly die?
>Friday the 13th
My stats are probably so fucking shit.

>>382712379
Red orchestra 2, gets shot by an Ivan.

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>>382712379
>Armored Core FA
Depends on my ability to use the AMS. If the NEXTs control the same way they do as a game, I should be fine. Just have to take a few training tests to get used to spinning around in first person.
Alternatively I could simply retire early and not finish the story. Do the easy missions, collect my pay, then start a farm and hope I don't get kojima particled.

>Far Cry 3
I step on a komodo dragon and get mauled

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>>382727634
You die if you fail the songs.

>FFTA
I'll probably just join Marche's clan and wait for him to take us back to the real world hoping he won't summon me at some jagrl.