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Why did they have to make Link so short? He's shorter that

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Why did they have to make Link so short? He's shorter that every NPC you meet that isn't a child, even shorter than the girls. He must be 5'6" or something.
How am I supposed to take the game seriously playing as such a manlet.
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big bear
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OP here. I'm a manlet in denial
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nintendo loves to push the whole "little hero with a big heart" bullshit that is just a cover to normalize shorter "men". Manlets are fucking disgusting and it's cringe as fuck to cast your main character as worthless, tiny male
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>>382703894
Didnt Aonuma said this Link is older than OoT child Link but younger than OoT adult Link?
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>>382703894
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>>382705308
$10 says you're a manlet too, probably only just taller than Link and insecure
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>>382705280
Butthurt manlet detected.
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>>382703894
He's 12
Jonathan Blow said so
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>>382705585
no need to get so defensive, manlet
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>>382705492
look, little guy, I'm 6'3" and secure as fuck with my body. Calling out bullshit like this in games and movies is something everyone should be doing. It's just as bad as devs trying to normalize trannys and shit in games
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No wonder he became a sissy.

Manlets only exist to service real manly cocks.
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>>382705954
this

and to think I used to wonder why south east asia and south america have the best trannys
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>>382703894
>even shorter than the girls
Living the dream.
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>>382703894
Because even in real life, people from 100 years ago were manlet compared to today's standards.
Nintendo is just doing the only realistic thing here.
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>>382705337
Im tired of this meme
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>>382706942
the "developers force crossdressing and being a tranny down our throats" meme?
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>>382707108
no, the "we like traps and futa", worst when it comes with "we are still straight".
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>>382703894
The real question is would you a fish?
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Because links is a lewd girl(male).
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>>382703894
>not having a taller girl fetish

Wow, what shit fucking tastes you have. Get a load of this lanklet.
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>>382707863
Literally me.
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>>382706942
Its stopped beeing just a meme when I firstly in my life fapped to trap releated thing.
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>>382706353
Which explains why the majority of people you meet aren't manlets, obviously.
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>>382709016
Yes because they are not 100 yo unlike Link.
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He's a kid.
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>>382709663
>He's a manlet who deserves to kill himself
ftfy
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Obviously a bait thread, but here I go.
Link has always been short, he's been a child in most of his games.
Additionally, having a shorter protagonist allows you to view the game world from a lower perspective and makes everything look more imposing. This is especially important in BotW, where the game is about adventure and discovery in a strange land.
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>Zelda will never make fun of your height before sitting on you
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>>382703894

t. A Manlet
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>>382705827
>6'3
>thinks he is tall and calling others little man
Even if you wore high heels i would be looking down at you.
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>>382711056
t. 9'5" lanklet
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>>382703894
this actually makes me feel a bit better about myself
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There's nothing wrong with being short, ok? I didn't choose to have bad genes and it's not like I can change it.
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>>382711363
Sorry, malets are heroes only in fantasy.
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Why is being tall so important?
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>>382711363
>>382711427
>>382711486
kill. yourselves.
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>>382705827
6'3" is literally the king of manlets.
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>>382711665
this.

I'm 6'2" and women at work give me shit about my height all the time. Realizing you are a genetic beta fucking sucks and I hate myself more and more each day
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>>382711625
I legitimately don't understand. I'm 6' even,
why is being tall important?
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>>382711625
I'm going to continue existing to spite you. You will die knowing that there will always be at least one manlet.
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>>382711625
t. manlet
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Notice how these discussions always involve the retarded measurement system.
Why are americans so obsessed with height?
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>>382711665
>be me
>6'0"
>be in fantastic shape
>go on date with woman from office
>she makes some snide ass remark about how she would like her children to be slightly taller than me
I fucking hate everything in this world
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>>382703894
How old is he anyway? He looks 13-15. I can understand what he's short.
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>>382711960
women instinctively will avoid smaller men due to inferior genes being passed on
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>>382703894
>shorter than girls
>5'6

bruh, he's shorter, like 5'2, he's like Robert downey junior height
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>>382712040
Then I hope you are happy knowing you are purposefully diluting the gene pool. Congrats on being literally worse than nigger half-breeds and faggots
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Oh I get it now. This is another one of those things where 4chan sets a lofty goal and then feels bad for not meeting it's goal.
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>be me
>5'10
>all the men in my family still have full heads of hair with no greys
>family member bet cancer twice

:^) top tier genes
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>>382708554
Perfect body type
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isn't he still a teenager?
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>>382711960
That anon is probably some 7' tall creepo whos only happy thing in life is being tall.
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>>382707863
but there's nothing gay about traps and futa.
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>>382713027
hahahaha yeah, man
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>>382705827
Pathetic. If you're born under 8 feet you should just off yourself while you still can
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>>382713225
wait, I thought 7'6" was the manlet cutoff?
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>>382712410
Stay mad :)
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>>382708554
Oh fuck this is great. Haven't heard of this artist before, guess it's time to run through their works.
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>>382713308
It's officially 7'10" but girls hate if you're height doesn't start with 8 or more now
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>>382706353
Zelda is also from 100 years ago and she's taller
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>>382713929
She's about the same height as Link.

She's also physically about the same age, 17. Link's just a manlet

>>382706353
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>>382705316
So he's what, 15-16? I could see him growing a bit more as years go on
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This game sucks why can I not do all 120 shrines before any of the divine beast
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>>382703894
>people actually praised this faggot ass game
>people actually like that art style
>people call it quality
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