Hey, /v/, I just thought of something funny. What if when Mario

someone should make a rom hack of this

>>382682169
>Not realizing the entire game depicts one big drug trip

>>382682169
lmao anon comedy gold screncapped and posted on r/4chan

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>>382682169
haha, yeah man what if mario did drugs lol

>>382682169
What if one day luigi got tired of playing second fiddle to his brother and decided that he would kill mario and then luigi would be the main character and he would be a badass and dress like mr. L when he did it too he'd be like "mario you're-a gonna die so I can-a be the main-a character: and mario would cry and be like "luigi why-a you-a doin-a this I'm-a your brother" and then he would brutally cut mario's head off with a butcher knife and after he would force peach to give him a blowjob and he would rape her real good and kill her too because she's a women

>>382684693
lmao It's funny because Mario is a kids game but that's really dark and violent

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what if mario jump on the goomba and the blood comes out

>>382684797
>inb4 the dark sould of its genre meme

>>382682169
what if when mario died, he actually died

the whole mushroom kingdom would be sad

but then they could just use a 1up mushroom and bring him back and he would save the day and it would be a happy ending

>>382682169
what if peach loves luigi instead?

>>382685117
what if mario jumped on koopas and did that

>>382682169
Haha lol XD! Lmao, funny and original!

Or like, instead of posting what if you didn't

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this is now a Mario lore thread

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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TELL THE WRITERS FROM DORKLY ABOUT THIS! THEY'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE BEFORE!