The last game you played is now the reality in which you exist

>>382678353

> Spelunky

Literally nothing changes. Im sure as hell not the spelunker, so eveythings the same.

WoW

Too beta for elf girls but maybe I can scrape the gold together for some goblin prostitutes

>stardew valley

really comfy desu

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stardew valley
preddy gud

>city connection
Nothing changes.

>>382678353
Bloodborne. I break more controllers because of 10 minute boss fights that can instantly end by being hit twice in a row and then you gotta start all over. Fuck the living failures and fuck skill/bloodtinge.

>>382678353
>Civilization V
Wow, so different

>>382679791
Bloodborne is easy; don't blame the game mechanism, blame your lack of skill fuckass.

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>>382678353
>Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Not fucked in the slightest.

Just started playing, everything seems cool until now probably going to change quite drastically at some point. Not going to say which game, because you fags would spoil it.

>Tales games

As mediocre of a human as I am, my only hope to not end up as a garbage npc that gets his town burnt down or something is to find the characters with the most ridiculous anime hair and latch onto them in homes of becoming somewhat relevant

>>382680387
What a useless post

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I mean, I guess the judicial system is kinda fucked now.

>>382680884
Ugh, fine I'll fucking tell you. It's FNAF: Sister Location. Are you happy now?

>>382678353
>Ghost in the Shell game
Finally!

>>382679943
>bosses that 2hk everything
>most new players get 1-2 bullshit deaths per boss just for not knowing the attacks
>"""""""""""difficulty"""""""""""""""

its an okay game but the game has plenty of BS

>>382683194
nobodies going to spoil it for you because you're the only person autistic enough to play that piece of shit

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>>382678353
I'm ultra fucked

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>>382678353
>x3 terran conflict
>get to live the comfy space merchant life while exploring the Galaxy

I have zero complaints

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>>382678353
probably gonna die from some alien disease

>>382686076
i wouldn't look at it that way - depending on a difficulty you could just roam around a first level and get free medical service and hunting bullets for piss all effort

>persona 3
unless i have the "potential" my life is pretty much unchanged
I didn't finish the game yet pls don't respond

The witcher 3...could be bad. Could be fun too though, lot's of prostitutes

>>382678353
I played Half-Life: Opposing Force earlier today. I think I'm pretty fucked.

>>382678353
>replaying The Walking Dead season one
I think I'd be fine, but in reality I'd probably be walker food in minutes

>>382686505
I'm trying to bring myself to replay it but I already know the dialogue too well to go through that again.

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>>382678353
>Ape Escape

Other than the whole ape race domination plot, pretty comfy.

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Fuck my life

>>382682897
>Now

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>>382686356
Unfortunately I'm a pantsy and would get murdered even at Too Young To Die (realistically speaking that is, I always play on Nightmare though). But hey! At least my funeral will sound good. God bless you Mick Gordon

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>Thumper

I am now a musically-based eldritch abomination trapped in an endless bass-filled void. But at least it's cool as fuck.

The last game I played was artificial academy 2. I think I'm fine.

>>382680387
Nanako is the raincoat killer

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>>382679016
You know what you must do

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>Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
Time to start studying magic on the off chance I get to meet and maybe join the Greil Mercenaries

Lost in a time loop with Stardew Valley. Might want to kill self after two or three hundred years but overall I don't think I'm fucked

>>382687313
that's my problem with 4 and 5, i end up skipping through all of the dialogue and then there's pretty much nothing left for me

expecting 3 to be the same, but these games are about the journey for me anyways

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>Dark Souls 3

Fuck, I'm having a harder time in it than in the previous ones, so I'm pretty fucking fucked.

>Shenzhen I/O
I work for a big chink corporation programming computer chips and making cards for gadgets. Pretty comfy actually.

>>382678353
>darkest dungeon

Welp.
Cons: Locked into a cycle of suffering and despair to serve as the engine of rebirth for some unknowable thing

Pros: waifus with deviant taste quirks

>>382678353

Darkest Dungeon b4 bed last night....I'm gonna die soon.

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>LISA
No.
No please no.

>OpenTTD

I'm now a multibillionaire, so I'm okay

>left 4 dead

guess i'm dead now

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>>382678353
Minecraft. Neato, just farm wheat and feed cows so I can eat steak all the time.

>Persona 4 golden
Well I don't live in japan so my life continues as normal

>Playerunknown's Battlegrounds
Endless repetition of waking up in an airplane, dropping, looting, killing and dying. I am truly on some plane of torment in hell.

>Rime
Quite comfy so I'm digging it

>grim dawn

shiet.

>CoD WaW.

Technically we already are in that reality. Just way past it.

>God of War 3

Welp, i'm royally fucked.

>Rocket League

uhhhhhhj

>>382691273
lol

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>>382678353
>Nier automata
Wtf im dead

>>382678353
>Nier Automata
As last living human being I'm basically android GOD.
Oh boy, Yorha units with lighter builds and extra squishy parts here I come.

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>>382678353
Stalker
Fug

>katamari
Strolling and rolling

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>monster hunter
I'm fucked

>100% Orange Juice

I was about to play I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, so I dodged a fucking bullet there.

>>382678353
>BoTW
Comfy as frig

>>382678353
BotW, I'm fucked but it's a pretty place.

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>Corruption of Champions
I'm pretty fucked

>>382693994
Monsters are pretty sparse though, if you have to leave your village just avoid them.

>>382694263
That's true. Might get a horse and just ride for a while though.

>Mad Max

Looks like I'll be dead in a couple seconds.

>>382678353
I played FIFA... what should I be expecting?

>>382688098
where can you get that mod?

>Subnautica
>Hate the water and have forgotten how to swim
Even if the wildlife doesn't kill me, I'll just die painfully from the Carar anyway since I don't know how to reach the primary containment facility and don't have infinite time like the protagonist.

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Risk of Rain

Planet coaster, so I can create coasters out of thin air?
My dream came true

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>Live in a mostly safe generic fantasy RPG world with modern cities and technology
>Possibility of gaining superhuman powers from leveling up
>Get a job working at the basilicom so I can be near my waifu all day long
Best Ending

Zelda:BOTW. Get horse, outbid Link in house auction in hateno village, then train as a knight (not to fight, hell no) and seduce Paya in kakariko till we make love in her bed and she becomes my adorable wife who loves me and we live in hateno.

Go fishing and just protect Paya. Will occasionally get drunk in Gerudo town, fuck that crying bitch in the bar.

Once my sweet Paya dies, go to Purah to make me shota, so can legally fuck Purah, then grow up, get a old Zora loli and fuck her also legally. She is new wife, with her sexy loli plump pussy, I love her till a grown lady, by then I will finally die and live a happy fuckin life.

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FINALLY

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>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>get to live in comfy Pokemon town and go on adventures everyday.
Nice.

>nier: automata
i would be the only human alive.

Va11-hall-a
Fuck yeah

>fate/grand order
i die when some historical figure comes to my town and inevitably throws a meteor at me

unless im a wizard, then i have ultra-powerful historical figures lusting after my dick for no reason

>>382679791
That's what you get for being a filthy vilecuck

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Leaving being a guy in setting full of lesbians aside, the outside world is pretty similar to ours minus Illuminati world government and a couple of other details that don't change much for an average person living there.

>>382695874
That's....not a bad idea

>>382678353
WHO /INSTANTLYFOUNDWALDO/ HERE?

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>>382678353
Played some Rock Band.

The crowd goes mad as soon as I appear on stage, life is p. good

>>382678353
God of War 3

Yeah I'm pretty fucked.

>>382678353
>Fire Emblem Fates

I find and join Corrin, i'll go from Villager to Dark Mage in no time with my superior modern intellect and then push Ryoma/Xander into the bottomless abyss and expedite the shitty Revelations story

>>382680743

Which one? Symphonia?

Sneakily follow the cast into a human ranch, and jew an exsphere off one of the many desian corpses, then make a heroic entry and join them

>>382686505
Shit lol

If it was 4 or 5 you could probably meta knowledge your way into getting a persona but in 3 your only option would, let's just say, be shitty, and force you under the thumb of the bad guys, if you wanted one that badly

>>382678353
Fallout new vegas. I have no idea where i would be if i was alive. Probably in good springs or primm or something as some bum

>>382700429
Goodsprings would be comfy
I'd marry Sally Smiles

>Pugs
I'm trapped with the worst people in the world in a shitty game.

>Spyro 3
I have no idea

>>382697132
There's a nude mod for VD already? People sure work fast

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>Persona 5

Please stop. I already graduated that hell.

>Wolfenstein: The New Order

my dreams come true

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>>382678353
This is going to be awesome

>>382678353

>Prey

Isn't it just the future?

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>Mountain Blade Warband
Could be worse to be honest family. Living life as a hardworking peasant. Joining up with the lords to do my duty as a Swadian. Getting shot down by Rhodok bolts and dying with pride in my heart. Could certainly be worse.

>Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

Shit, I'm stuck in the Warhammer 40K universe now.

>>382703431
>Swadian
No, it couldn't

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>>382703656

>>382678353
Horizon
actually not thad bad

>>382678353
Star Wars universe in the OT era, time to join the Empire

>age of empires 2

>>382679016
>>382679134
>>382688098
>>382688360
Same here

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> Hallowknight
Am i as adorable as the main guy or am I a gross ass bug?

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>>382678353
Puyo Puyo...

Not fucked at all. I don't know how to fucking play the game/do wizard shit though... guess I'll learn.