Death at the gates again, howling my name. Can't greet you

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BJ felt goofy in the Wolf 3D era, that it's kind of hard to believe >>382663704 and pic related are supposedly the same character.

>>382664029
I thought they did a decent enough job with his characterization in new order. They completely topped him almost immediately afterwards with Doomguy in nudoom though. Everything about doomguy's interactions in that game were perfect.

>>382664263
I just wish they brought his face back, since it was an iconic element for him.
They even modeled it in the game's files.

>>382664391
Oh look guys, another /pol/ user! Exciting.

>>382663704
oh look
>new wolfenstein game announced
>threads about the older games start spawning out if nowhere
sure, i'll buy your game

Wyatt or Fergus?

>>382664861
how about refund this tumblr trash

>>382664554
>threads about older games are shilling
>threads about an upcoming game are shilling

What do you want?

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>tfw no qt bubi bf
>you will never let him expand your lebensraum in the lockerroom

>>382664391
In all seriousness its pretty cringe inducing seeing the reaction both political ideologies have towards the game

>FUCK YAAAAAS I CANT WAIT TO KILL SOME FACIST FUCK WHITEY YOUR NEXT DRUMPF
>NAZI'S WERE GOOD BOYS THEY DIDN DO NUFFIN WRONG FUCK YOU KEK

Wheres the game where I kill people who care about petty political bullshit in videogames

>>382664554
Wow, it's like people decided to give previous game a shot. Could you believe this shit, me neither.

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>>382665587

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>>382664029
Not that hard. I think they did a pretty good job.

>>382664861
Wyatt the whole day.

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>>382665774

You know I get the feeling that if BJ hadn't fallen into a coma, the Allies would have still won.

>>382664029
Dude's been killing Nazis for six years straight. PTSD's bound to set in.

Not that he ever lost his enthusiasm for Nazi killing.

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>bubi will never stroke your leg

DUDE LSD LMAO PREGNANT WOMAN STABBING A NAZI WHILE UR HIGH AND SEEING NEON LIZARDS XDD FOOKEN BANANAS I TELL YA M8!

It's so nice to discuss video games on the video game board guys
haha
I'm having so much fun

>>382666060
Considering the Allies managed to keep the fight going for two more years after 1946, safe bet.

played new order a week ago , did both playthroughs
>hardly any differences
what was the fucking point of that?

>>382664029
I think BJ is still goofy as fuck. The dialogue is supposed to be so sappy it's ridiculous

haha bash the fash am I right guys??

>>382666709
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>>382663704
I really hated how extremely ugly he looked in game when compared to the Adonis we get in the artwork

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>BJ's monologue in the sewer level

that was boring as shit and i really didnt need it
the same thing goes for Anya, dumb useless shit

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>Can't have any more Wolfenstein threads because of these underage /pol/ idiots

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>tfw you will never wake up to this face next to you in bed

>>382666268
Hell, The UK, US and France still have active resistance cells all the way into the 60s.

>>382667116
Those diary bits in the last few missions totally killed the pacing, I still don't know why I listened to them all. Guess I expected some sort of payoff.

>>382667387
I never noticed that little moustache before

>>382667960
The real problem with pacing was having to constantly stop in the rebel base between levels.
I hope they don't keep that in New Colossus and have it work more like Old Blood.

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>>382663704
Wake up, you're dead.

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>>382667183
Don't be mad about it, a few weeks after release they'll latch on to another popular game, it's always like this. First it was consolewar falseflaggers, now it's /pol/ immigrants

>>382668231
it really adds to his characters

Fergus>Wyatt.

>>382667183
you can try using r/gaming

its a hivemind perfect for delusional retards

>>382664861
Went with Wyatt cause it felt like Fergus would understand

>>382663704
8/10 game, hoping the sequel turns out the same. BJ seems a little weird in the sequel so far but the rest of it looks good.

>Singlehandedly destroyed the London Monitor with little more than an industrial cutting laser.
>You don't see the Brits finally rising up and kicking the nazis out of their country.

Anya has mental problems right? She wiped his ass for over a decade and as soon as he is back to normal she fucks him like a rabbit

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>>382668231
>>382668358
it makes him 10 times hotter

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>>382665774

>>382669165
>neither of them understand
fucking retarded choice for nothing

>/v/ obsessing over Bubi
I didn't think this board was THIS gay. I was waiting to see that little faggot die the moment he turned up in the story.

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>>382669341
>wiped his perfect muscular greek god body for over a decade
>Implying she wasn't holding back from having sex with his motionless perfect greek god body

>>382669679
>greek god body
BJ is a 100% American Hero m8

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>>382669603
>I was waiting to see that little faggot die the moment he turned up in the story
TAKE
THAT
BACK

>>382669341
She spent 14 years giving one of the most muscular men she has ever seen sponge baths, clothing changes and massages to
She's seen that dick taunt her for years and she wanted it bad

>>382669816
>100% American
>Blazcowicz

>>382664554
>implying wolfenstein needs shilling

>>382665774
I mean I know that image is trying to be a funny strawman but it is completely right.

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Played through The New Order a couple months ago, fucking loved it. Only gripes with it are that I wish the moon surface segment had been longer, and I wanted to use the double-barrel shotgun more than they let me.

About to start Old Blood in a bit, and I'm very much looking forward to Wolfenstein II.

>>382669924
Give me an example of "100% American" surname.

>>382665503
He had a retarded moustache. And he had a thing for gilfs.

>>382670325
Old Blood lets you get real indulgent with a double barreled shotgun on top of the wacky Nazi scattergun cannons.

>>382664861
Fergus is our fucking guy.

>>382663704
I like BJ Warrior Poet in TNO. That part where he starts talking about childhood memories when you are going through a sewer was very comfy.

>>382670369
Smith
Johnson
Anderson

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Was this a good game?

>>382670658
>smith
Originated from England.
>johnson
Originated from British Isles and Scandinavia.
>anderson
Same as Johnson.

Is there anything more satisfying than dual wielding shotguns?

>>382671097
Dual-wielding shields

>>382671004
Exactly, they're American

Also "White"

>>382670886
It's not terrible, but it's very much a very focus-tested game. It's a forgettable FPS that's the product of stuff that was popular in the years leading up to its development.

There's a reason New Order barely references it beyond Caroline Becker while BJ's history in Wolf 3D and RtCW gets pretty consistent callbacks.

>>382664359
Pic?

I like how B.J doesnt give a shit about getting shit falling on his head, electrocution, pipes jammed into his leg, getting shrapnel into brain, getting more shit falling on his head and getting stabbed by everyone.

>>382663704
>>>/pol/

>>382671951
I think /pol/ is where you belong

Maybe the game will be fun, maybe it will be edgy sjw trash. who knows

>>382671880
the con is that he loses consciousness more oftern than Big Boss

Nazis on the moon, huh?

Fuck the moon.

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>literal paradise

>Destroys the Baltic Eye mech
>Breaks out the entire resistance from Nazi Alcatraz
>Destroys the biggest supply line to the Nazi war in Africa, grinding their advance to a halt
>Wipes out the Nazi Moon base
>Steals a nuke armed U-Boat
>Massacres most of the Nazi science division
>Destroys the London Monitor,
>Nuke's Deathshead's compound
No wonder they call him Terror Billy in the sequel.

>>382663704
Guys I can't find the tesla upgrade. Not in the catacombs, nor in tutorial/upgrade menu. Was it because I left the level before completing for the first time with the upgrade in hand?

>>382671097
shotguns were total shit though, at least above easy mode


>pistol does more damage unless you stick the shotgun right up the enemy's ass

>>382664263
What? He is just generic green man who smashes things.

>>382664554
So this is what brain damage looks like

>>382673020
>He didn't pay attention to Doomguy's character animations.

What was with that subplot about the concrete giving people cancer?

>>382668775
So, why aren't you there already?

>>382664554
And the grand retard award goes to...(YOU)

>>382673217
I dont know what game you've been playing.

>>382673217

Some Nazi building material or something. Shoddy workmanship.

>>382666282
>Fuck you moon

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>>382672327
>live with your happy family in neu berlin
>rumors of some crazy extremist american spreads
>one day hear explosion
>it's terror billy outside our house
>he heads towards us
>"die nazi scum"
>he guns down my kids and wife

>>382673217
The super concrete was purposely sabotaged, meaning everything the Nazis built would collapse within ten years.

>>382673696

>Its a degenerate terror billy goes on a rampage through europe and the moon episode

>>382674224
>terror billy goes on a rampage and destroys a civilization that the citizens are a ok with episode

>>382672760
shotgun worked for killing some semi-big mechs fast
clearlyh it was unloading 1 full of clips while two-handling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmi9rv_MHVU
>found this while watching retarded shit on youtube

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>>382673126
I'm not autistic also I played nu doom for all of 5 seconds

>>382674803
>couldn't even play the demo
guess some day i will play the game on easy since i will be hating it from the first second

>>382674531
He just wanted to make america great again.

>>382675431
>BJ is actually just trump
huh

>>382664554
i would punch you if you werent 13 years old

>>382664861
Wyatt is cute.
It doesn't even matter who you pick, nothing changes in the game

>>382672256
Feels like they're laying it on a bit too thick with the random KKK members.

I know this series isn't exactly subtle but you know

>>382664861
You are retarded if you didn't pick Fergus.

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>>382666935

I actually really don't like his look in New Colossus. His eyes are buggy or something. Hope it gets improved by release but it's so close that I doubt it.

>>382669341
Ignoring that BJ is a perfect specimen of a man even when he's almost 50, Anya's diary talks about how frustrated she is that everybody is so passive about the Nazis taking over and just gave up, even her parents.

Then the first thing BJ does the second he snaps out of his coma? Starts butchering and carving up Nazis with ruthless efficiency and revels in it.

Then once he's caught up on everything in the past 14 years? Go straight to Berlin to find his crew so they can keep killing Nazis.

It's a modern love story.

>>382676438
actually
the nazis hated the KKK

they saw it as another example of degeneracy in the US

>>382676725
Exactly. They even used them in their anti-US propaganda.

>>382676725
well if you compare the two, the KKK are cowards and hicks. Hiding in the woods and lynching when no one is around isn't exactly sending a message of confidence

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>>382677171
exactly

KKK are just as bad as skinheads
they're jsut degenerate dumbasses

>when Wyatt/Fergus begs you to to kill him when he's a robot

I didn't expect feels from this game but I got them

>>382676253
>you get a psyco obsessed with numbers girl
>or a drug addict artist
thats the only difference i saw
oh yea and when you escape with waytt or fengus its
>go kill nazis stairs
>elevator and avoid big dog

>>382669924
Is anybody truly ethnically American besides the natives?

>>382664861
Wyatt
I owed him one

Hope they remove having to manually pick up ammo in this one. As well as the finnicky weapon wheel.

>hover over assault rifles
>try to exit out of it
>BJ is now equipping dual handguns

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>>382667960
The payoff is that Anya never had a sister. She wrote her experience before she met Blowjob Blazkowitz

>>382678316
just press the number keys anon

>>382676725
>"Have you taken your german classes?"

>>382677431

I mean, compared to other nationalist groups in the West, Nordfront is pretty good.

>>382677968
fergus also saved you, thats the thing

when we will get a wolf online like ET again?
not that abomination from >>382670886

>>382679308
Maybe in the third game

>>382678357
wasnt that her cousin?

>>382678501
I play with gamepad so that won't work

>>382672256
>screenshot makes them look like the best of pals
>the nazi actually tells them to fuck off
kek

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>>382671669

>>382665774
I don't wear sunglasses nor do I wear flame shirts

If I download a 100% save can I choose a chapter? Didn't know a game from 2010+ didn't have a cloud save

>>382669590
I've only played Wyatts timeline but it always seemed to me like Fergus understood your choice and didnt resent you for it

>>382679627
i just hope it isn't some kind of "pay our maps" like every fucking company nowdays , and we get shit like baserace (fuck i could play that map for hours non-stop
>>382684034
i feel like both resent you
>he was younger you should have saved him
>he was wiser,he got the experience you should have saved him
is pretty much what i remember

>>382664861
Wyatt because he's a young soul. He's barely even lived his life yet, while Fergus has and I feel like he would want to both sacrifice himself for Wyatt and die a heroes death.

>>382664861
I picked Wyatt. He's young, he has his whole life ahead of him. Fergus would understand.

>>382671097
Duel wielding rifles

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>>382671669

>>382671435
>European names are American
Just another reason to never have kids, our school system has clearly failed

>>382673217
The jew you save from the concentration camp gave the nazis the super concrete formula but purposely sabotaged it so that it would be susceptible to mold spores which weaken it and make people sick.

>>382671097
Dual wielding rifles or pistols
The shotgun in TNO felt terrible to use, doubly so when you tried to dual wield them. Plus the assault rifle had that sweet rocket launcher attachment

>>382672256
>"have you been practicing your German"

I have a question about the LKW. I'm pretty sure I found all the upgrades for it throughout the game, but at one point near the end I picked up this little red U shaped thing that BJ stuck on the bottom of it. There was no explanation as to what that thing was, and the weapon didn't seem to function any differently after it was applied.

What the hell was that thing?

>>382664895
>Protagonist is a masculine white male in a heterosexual relationship with a woman of the same ethnicity as him
>Tumblr trash at all

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Just played through Wolf3-D and Spear of Destiny.
I did some reading and learned that the Raven/Activision Wolfenstein games,RtCW and it's sequel Wolf2009, are soft reboots of sorts but also reference BJ's previous adventures like Spear of Destiny for instance is directly referenced in Wolf2009. I'm trying to decide if I want to play these games because I definitely want to play New Order and I know that game definitely follows up/references RtCW (and maybe Wolf2009?) so what's the deal, do they matter? Should I play them or skip to New Order?

>>382685313
He didn't gave it to them, the nazis found the place where they kept the formula hidden. He sabotaged the process somehow since he worked where the concrete was created.

>>382677665
There's some parts in the levels that slightly change. I remember for example the level where you have to kill nazis so Anya's grandfather can bring the car past checkpoints.

Also, one timeline has health upgrades, the other upgrade your armor.

>>382665503
>mustache

good job wasting your facial features

>>382685795
Maybe an ammo upgrade.

>>382687236
i dont remember what changed in that part
>start wyatt side
>can't select every mision from fengus
guess i fucked at starting a new game somehow , not that i expect to replay it

>>382687467
>i dont remember what changed in that part
With Wyatt you go through the basement, with Fergus, you go through the roof.

But it's pretty minor stuff.

>>382686637
It's Tumblr trash because the Nazis are the bad guys.

>>382666016
>>382666016
>>382669165
>>382676253
>>382677968
>>382684330
>>382684658

You literately ruined your first playthrough by not picking the witty, cynical leprechaun who was responsible for some of the funniest moments, and most touching moments in the game. It won't have the same effect on your second go. lmao, you all missed out big time.

>>382688160
>Picking the veteran getting old over the young man with his life ahead of him
>Missing on based J.

Sound like you're trying to convince yourself.

>>382688092
And BJ is Polish. If anyone's going to have any hatred towards the Nazis, it'd be the Polish.

>>382688160
>he missed out on J
cuck

>>382688576
>>he missed out on J
>a throw in gag which has the same effect if you watch it on youtube
>Fergus, total bro, sardonic irish who constantly swears like a sailor, while being a hardass even though you sense a immerse sense of friendship and loyalty underneath every breath.
>That feeling when going into battle with your old war buddy, just two old dogs going against impossible odds

Yeah nah buddy, you're the one who missed out.

>>382688982
Fergus is scottish

>>382672256
Would the nazis and the KKK even be friends?

>>382689313
The Soldier is telling them to fuck off.

KKK are probably useful idiots to them.

>>382689313
As stated before, definitely not. The Nazis felt the KKK were a bunch of degenerate filth which makes sense when you realize it was started by the original Democratic Party and used them in a lot of anti-American propaganda.

>>382664263
>they

>>382686767
I've only played the new order and I felt like I understood everything just fine

>>382680312
she said it was at first, but then reveals it was actually her

>>382691681

That entire section of the plot was so convoluted and it all occurred during a horrible Half Life 2 vehicle segment.

>My cousin fucked tons of Nazis and murdered them in their sleep.
>Oh yeah, she also got knocked up by one of the Nazis she murdered and then got an abortion.
>JK, it was me the whole time.

Poetry.