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I have a gripe with this "game". When I first heard this was being remastered, I was really excited. Naughty Dog made two of my favorite games of all time (TLoU and Uncharted 4) and I was REALLY excited to finally get to play three of their earliest games (I can't bear to attempt to play them on a PS1, gross). Now I finally played these "games" and I am VERY disappointed.
If you noticed, I have "game" written on quotes. This is because I don't even consider these atrocities to be games. Where's my characters? My story? After playing the incredible cinematic experiences that Naughty Dog makes these days, how the fuck do you people even acknowledge this baby shit? All I fucking do is run, spin and jump. No jumping behind cover? No action being broken up by engine-rendered in game cutscenes that really show off the graphics and story? This is like VTech shit.
I am very, VERY disappointed and this experience has definitely put a bad taste in my mouth for Naughty Dog. Their next game must raise the bar for cinematic experiences for me to forgive this shit. Selling this sorry excuse for a "game" tomorrow.
BTW, if you were wondering what a REAL game is, here's my top ten:
1. Metal Gear Solid 4
2. The Last of Us
3. Uncharted 4
4. Heavy Rain
5. Beyond: Two Souls
6. Until Dawn
7. L.A. Noir
8. God of War 3
9. Mass Effect 3
10. Telltale Walking Dead games
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This is very obvious bait OP, so I'm a bit disappointed and not entirely sure you'll hook many, if any. So here's a free (you) to tide you over, champ!
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Too obvious to be bait and not funny enough to be a joke.
4/10 - work on your material.
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I know you're just trolling about the list of games, because they're interactive movies rather than actual games, but MGS4 and L.A. Noir ARE actually good.
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>>382648602
I know. That's why they're on my top ten. All those games are good. There's nothing wrong with "interactive movies".
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If you are trying to get (you)s don't make the bait so obvious.
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Fuck off to tumblr, idiot.
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>>382648682
GOW 3 sorta looks out of place though. I don't know too many storyfags who like God of War because you do nothing but kill shit whenever you're not watching it play itself. Now God of War 4, that's the shit that all the storyfags want to play and it even has Naughty Dog's trademark slow walking dialogue 'gameplay'
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>>382648293
7/10
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That's how I actually felt about games when I was around 15. They would release games like Castle Crashers, and I thought "how is this a good game? where are the cinematics cut scenes? the story? the 3D open world?"
Now i'm 24 and only play games from 10-15 years ago
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>>382648293
Is it me or are games these days so shit that I'm seriously considering buying a Ps4 just for Crash?
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