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NOW: Metroid Prime
NEXT - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
LATER - Guacamelee!
Play with me, Lads
>that image
HE COMES
Sex robots when?
WHEN'S RUNESCAPE
>>382611781
Delete this.
Long time donator.
First time watcher.
Greetings from Germany.
>>382611781
I'll play with you a year ago
>Opposite of this run
>>382611554
>namefield SGDQ
you're getting closer
>>382611785
Is there anything interesting happening in this?
Whoever the donation guy is just fucked up my pun with his soothing ass voice. Goddamnit.
>>382611785
dang
NO VIRGINS ALLOWED
I am sorta confused. why is /v/ foaming at the mouth over trans speedrunners? It has gotten to a point where they are shitposting about a runner who isn't even attending this year. Are they planning to kill us all? Whats the fuss about??
woah...so this is where the donated money ends up...woah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtwZ3Bzk0o
Is goose /ourguy/?
God, this shit is worse than when Kirbymastah wouldn't shut up and talked all over the dev skypecall.
Ummmm what a with all the tannins is that "girl" a tranny
could you please not post cosmo in this thread
>>382611787
>that starbound porn where this is the dick
>>382611787
This seems exceedingly sexual.
SO ABOUT THEM TRANNY MSF REFUGEES
HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO DO THAT TO GET THE PLASMA SPREADER
G r e e t i n g s f r o m g e r m a n y
What u niggas speed gaming rn?
>>382611869
>how to spot the gaye
Any pokemon speedruns?
Going to work out lads.
REMINDER THAT DONATING A CENT TO THEM IS HELPING DESTROY THE WORLD
>>382611920
Whose ass is this I need to know
>>382611807
>not the original
Is this the new trans chat thread???
What are this year's memes so far? 24/7 trannies?
>>382611904
>>382611904
Just for u bb
>>382611887
Yeah this is why I don't donate to these events.
The charities they choose are fucking racket.
>>382611904
>tfw fantasize abut making a game that becomes a huge hit and I get to Notch levels of popularity
>Someone speedruns my game at a GDQ
>Invited me to the event and sit on the couch
>I go and subtly roast autistic speedrunners, cucks, and MSF
>Become a hero on /v/
Anyone else have this fantasy?
>>382611935
I tried to speed game me getting sick of Overwatch during the free weekend, but it didn't work.
>>382611881
>this is a boy
H
O
W
>>382611929
You do the same thing in Super Metroid
Anyone still has that GDQ random donation generator link?
>>382611981
There's a HeartGold speedrun.
Also, sauce me up.
>>382611981
>>382611807
>osrs
lol
>>382611981
How can platforms be real if our x ray visors arent real
Who two displays here?
>>382611554
What's the total tranny count so far?
And are there any runners who were actually born as girls?
>>382611904
what about girls who are from the cosmos?
>>382612023
From the thumbnail I thought he was holding a pregnancy tester and was really confused.
>>382612035
Go to bed Miki
>>382612021
These threads are literally just Trannies Reeee General. Boring compared to the old days
FUCK TRANNY FAGGOTS, AND REGULAR FAGGOTS.
YOU'RE NOT WELL, YOU'RE NOT RIGHT, YOU'RE FUCKED
SICK PERVERTED FAGGOTS. HELL IS WHERE YOU SHALL REIGN, IN THE FLAMES AND SULFUR GAS THE BURNS THE HAIRS OF YOUR NOSE.
LIVE ON IN SATANS ASSHOLE, YOU SICK FAGGOTS
Metroid Prime is the best 3D level design of all time
Couch girl looks kind of like the girl from San Junipero.
>>382612027
Stop posting this
>>382611787
boy i would drink a giant cold glass of that
>>382612039
/v/ would call you a cringey.
>>382612126
No
>>382612039
Could be a reality if you just make a game anon.
Anon posts the qt redhead
>ewww 4/10
>those wrinkles
>disgusting ginger
Anons post cosmo
>lol post more Anon
Never change /v/
>>382612101
another one.
>>382612012
Wouldn't you like to know?
>Kermit reading better than the run
Why doesn't the runner talk like Kermit or Fonzie?
>>382611781
Fuck that. Play THIS with me,
>>382612039
>tfw Tobyfox is living my dream of creating a dream game that blows up in popularity in my 20's
>all he does is post on Twitter and does nothing with his popularity/fame besides milk money from merchandising for his game
>>382612151
This is true. This is why there are literally no other 3D games in this style.
>muh Dark Souls is a Metroidvania meme
Fuck right off
>>382612204
I'm jelly. I'd really like to be playing Dead Cells right now. Single monitor loser race though.
why no FtM trannies?
>>382612101
also
>i'ts an i5
>meme card
I got these parts for cheap because of the shit I had to pull to get them, some of them were free (the graphics card) and I'm proud of my overclocks goddammit.
>>382612264
>Dark Souls a Metroidvania
Fucking lel
>>382612213
This isn't a fucking dude, right?
>>382612302
No Attention
>>382612213
>balls
Disgusting, dropped
>>382612039
>fantasizing about being a hero to a group of autistic loli enthusiasts on an indo-chinese macrame board
>even in your wildest dreams you're no more than a glorified shitposter
>>382612213
i wanna pork that ass
Fuck me I guess I'm stuck watching this shit all night.
>>382612372
It helps if you don't ask questions.
>>382612302
Guys become trannies because they think it's the key to easy mode. Why would girls become guys?
why do we have these autistic threads every 6 months? why can't the gdq threads be natural and not general garbage?
>>382612302
Just because as it is females are the minority in the speedrunning community. Finding another specific minority in that one would be rare.
>>382611554
dude samus is trans lmao
>>382611981
>>382612213
Would really like to fuck that boy pussy
More please
>>382612021
#got2Bradical
>>382612202
People on /v/ have shit taste. What else is new?
what happened to the girl with the cute voice and BIG TITS? she used to announce for these events some years back.
Is there a YouTube live of this? I'd like to watch it on my TV. Alternatively, is there a twitch app for smart TV?
>>382612302
They are not attention whores and can actually pull it off most of the time.
>>382612368
Some Soulsfags are absolutely delusional and still say it unironically, while also saying it's influenced any game made now that has melee combat and a bit of challenge.
>>382612415
because they have phantom balls and actually want a hardmode
>>382612317
why is your 144hz monitor running at 60hz
>>382612510
Probably because testosterone is permanent.
>>382612505
You can use Screen Mirroring/Miracast to play it on your TV.
I am sorta confused. why is /v/ foaming at the mouth over trans speedrunners? It has gotten to a point where they are shitposting about a runner who isn't even attending this year. Are they planning to kill us all? Whats the fuss about???
i only eat bacon, does this mean i'm trans bacon because you are what you eat?
FUCK YOU QUEERS, WHATCHYA GONNA DO WHEN GOD SENDS RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT UP YOUR ASS?
BITCH
Test
Traps > trannies
>>382612497
She's from Norway or something and only traveled once.
>>382611981
this is NOT okay
>>382612531
>tfw any game with challenge or trial and error is dark souls now
>>382612505
Screen mirroring, plus you can get it on the 360/Xbone or PS4. Also on the Fire TV/Fire TV stick if you have one of those
>>382612168
worst episode
>my wife
>family friendly
spot the cancer
>>382612372
Ignorance is bliss in some cases
>>382612454
I don't have any more, I always hope someone will and post it.
>>382612202
>her ankles are crossed
>can only imagine her squeezing my head between her thighs because of it
Geewhiz.
>>382612606
This run isn't worth talking about, so we're discussing the other content of it.
FAMILY FRIENDLY YAY
>>382612606
The only time speedruns and trans should go together is when Halfcoord runs Transformers.
Why does Chad always get qts?
>>382612648
yes, except bailey jay and sienna grace.
>>382612505
If its Samsung you might be able to use this: https://github.com/mkvd/smarttv-twitch
Not sure if it still works ever since Twitch made API changes, but its worth a shot.
>family friendly
not with those all these trans it is
>>382612648
Right. Also, Perfect fucking dick size. I hate it when the dicks are drawn to be a foot long.
>>382612531
As a long time Soulsfag, I can never see Dark Souls being a Metroidvania. You have to be heavily retarded to think that it is.
Edobean announcing when
>>382612606
Transgender people are the eternal and permanent boogeyman for the straight dude, it's a mental complex they will never be able to escape.
>>382612714
Tell me who it is at least?
>>382612531
The only difference between DS and a Metroidvania is that instead of getting double jumps and super dashes you get regular fucking keys
>>382612695
Some """""donations"""" are just carefully planted tone setters by the organizers to make it seem like speedrunning is for normal people.
>>382612669
I mean, Crash Bandicoot is the Dark Souls of Crash Bandicoot.
idk why I bother playing this game when I'll never be as good as those in the elite
I'll never be a speed gamer
>>382612738
what's that guy doing with my mom lol
>>382612664
god I hate that chick
>weebs getting banned for posting anime
>start posting traps instead
>>382612692
>best episode
>anon calls it the worst episode
Woah.
>>382612669
>project "it's like Dark Souls" onto a game that's nothing like Dark Souls
>then proceed to complain it's not enough like Dark Souls
>>382612765
Right, I'm not dissing the series or all fans, just some of them are obnoxious.
>>382612767
>>382612738
>this goober
>chad
hes reddit brand Super Nice Guyâ„¢
did he really pass away?
>>382612531
Any game where you're exploring unknown areas, hoping to find loot and advance a quest is a metroidvania.
there's too much gender dysphoria itt
>you'll never be Chad
Why even live?
>Stream isn't working for me now
Well RIP
>>382612531
That shit is mainstream now, people are memeing about crash being dark souls
>>382612767
>Edobean
>>382612836
Would you hatefuck her?
>>382612648
know a good source for marco lewds? every place i go the marco tag is always filled with hetshit
>family friendly
>features people openly living out their sexual fetishes on stream
Would it be family friendly if one runner was a BDSM leather master with a gimp next to him the whole run?
>>382612627
A metroid game is a metroid game, you can't just said it's only a half castlevania.
>>382612847
Thank God Idolposting is safe
>>382612898
>>382612859
I can't say I disagree anon.
>>382612825
There's a low chance of you doing anything that someone else hasn't done better.
>>382612857
nice bait
>>382612937
>her
anon.....
>>382612870
Joker hit him with laughing gas, but he was allergic and his throat closed up so he choked to death. It was terrible.
>>382612870
YOURE MY BOY BLUE
>>382612790
Can't remember anymore, these are pretty old, it's a dude though I can tell you that much.
>>382612937
no not only is she ugly but she has a stupid name that makes me angry
anyone has footage of the 'my wife's son' moment?
>>382612870
i'm pretty sure that he is going to show up in a drag and makeup at some point
>Run is SO boring they're talking about next speedrun
>$1000
>Anonymous
C O N T I N U E D L A U N D E R I N G
>Pre 2014
Speedrunning community is small but all around a bunch of nerds playing vidya
>2015 onwards
Infested and plagued with trannies
What happened bros?
>anonymous $1000 donations
When will this meme end?
Greetings from Germany! Long time donator, first time viewer. Let's kick cancer straight in the butt!
>>382613020
That makes it better.
>>382612803
Metroidvanias are platformers with horizontal and vertical jumps, regardless of double jumps, not just jumping over a tiny gap here and there.
>>382612926
I know, but I still see it unironically. It'a amazing, it's basically a facebook meme by now.
>>382612898
jaysis crast....
>>382612571
Fallout NV
I can't get the stutter fix to work.
>>382612898
I bet this is also a guy somehow.
amazing game run
Why is this announcer so seductive?
>>382613056
gamergate
>>382613112
are you into monotone?
>>382613105
wtf im gay and HATE this
>>382613056
MONEY
Is Uyama still on medical leave?
>$1000 anonymous donation
can you at least be subtle when you launder
>>382613056
>vidya
Cringey oldfag who should stop playing games detected
>>382613105
Me on the right.
>you'll never be a Chad with a Stacey
>>382612773
it's pretty hard to escape from when all you GUYS do is post disgusting trap porn; also calling something a mental complex is ironic coming from a fucking tranny/ruseman who posts as a tranny defender
3d >>>>>>>>>> 2d
>>382613164
>>382613065
>>382613180
gotta get to 2 million :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>382613164
>>382613205
>you'll never be dominated by a Chad Woman
>>382613220
Obviously.
I really need to get laid again soon.
>>382613220
There's room for both.
>>382613174
>medical leave
>still
>>382613164
>>382613105
wtf I'm so gone. shit like this is so much better than porn.
>>382613212
Hold on senpai let me get you some scat porn
>>382613174
I think thicc matty is in charge of sgdq
jewyama runs agdq for dem sweet kickbacks
>>382613137
Monotone can be sexy if it's the right monotone.
>>382613220
>finger blocking nips and vag
cam whore kino
>Ratchet & Clank opera singing
what?
Greetings from Germany! Me and my entire family are here watching SGDQ, our adopted son Al-Aljahadi Azeem Muhammed Jafar is really enjoying as well. Let's save those refugees!
>>382613056
I don't think there's a simple answer to this question. There's got to be a bunch of reasons combined.
>>382613220
>painted fingernails
What a whore. I bet she eats food.
This announcer is trying way too hard
Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Metroid Prime, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you, please stop
>>382613327
so much better especially if it's a hot GIRL
these threads should fucking ban all shitposters. over half the people in them don't even fucking watch the stream (not that i blame them, gdq is fucking garbage)
>>382613205
>chad
>looks like ricky gervais with a pube beard
>>382613317
most porn is horrible for you. simply hot pictures are good for you. imo
>finnish
destroy him
>>382612898
What a weird looking ballsack
>>382613395
This run is boring as shit, I don't blame people for shitposting
>>382613383
PLAY
THE
GAME
>>382613395
i have the audio in another tab
shitposting here is way more exciting
>>382613369
This comment makes me unreasonably angered.
>>382613395
>On /v/
>Not shitposting
Why are you here?
Does anyone who donates actually REALLY know what MSF does?
HEART EMOJI
>>382613395
stfu, there's some good lewd happening right now.
>>382613419
>not finish him
Step it up.
How does money laundering even work
>>382613481
MORE
>>382613481
MODS
>>382613395
>these threads should fucking ban all shitposters
There would be nobody left
>>382611554
I regret missing out on the prime series, gonna have to play the triology on wii with mouse maybe.
left or right?
be honest now.
>>382613481
the image says
>pretend this is cp to make people scared to unspoil it
>>382613481
No, I will not pretend this image is CP pal, fuck you.
what % of people reading this even finished Prime? I didn't make it far at all. I really need to get the Prime trilogy thing for my Wii
>>382613481
>pretend this is CP to make people scared to unspoil it
What did he mean by this?
>>382613496
It's all 3D garbage though.
is metroid prime worth playing? does it still hold up?
Anonymous donates $20. Greetings from Germany! Long time watcher, first time donator. This game gave me a hard time when I was a kid, so it's great to see you run past them like it's nothing. Glad to donate to a good cause. Save the frames, kill the animals.
>>382613481
NO ONE REPLY TO CP, IT'LL GET YOU BANNED FOREVER, THIS IS YOUR WARNING
Who /comfy/ here?
>>382613481
oh no it is a children pornographical image, I am to scared to unspoiler it
>>382613481
It's days like this I wish I didn't turn spoilers off, jesus christ you sick fuck
>>382613464
>the audio in another tab
Why not just have the video in another monitor anon?
>>382613481
faggot.
>>382613481
sauce?
>>382613553
Yes, play it now.
>>382613481
Just post the real deal pussy
>>382613395
I only come to /v/ to (shit)post during gdq
>>382613481
MODS MODS MODS
>>382613536
Left
>>382613481
>>382613553
Yes. Yes.
Am I drunk or is this donation reading guy not a completely awkward bastard
>>382613481
"pretend this is cp to make people scared to unspoil it"
>>382613561
>he says, replying to CP
Bye anon, nice talking to you
>>382613553
It holds up better than most games and was fantastic to begin with
>>382613205
They're both pretty average looking. I mean they look happy in pictures which in sweet, but Chad and Stacy they are not.
>>382613541
Are you ESL anon?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING RUN END
This is a family friendly thread Mike.
>>382613493
imports 20 000 illegals into italy in one week with boats
>>382613536
>attentionwhoring LOOKATME I KNOW SOOO MUCH ABOUT POLITICS PRAISE KEK HAHA girls
no thanks
>>382613553
if you can't tell that it's worth playing just from watching this run then u a fool
the real question is whether 2 or 1 is better
>>382613586
JESUS CHRIST ANON
>>382612687
>>382612597
Thanks guys, I'll watch it on my ps4 then
>>382613403
>THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>382613395
Shitposting here is more fun than watching the stream.
>>382613395
What would these threads be like if bans worked?
>>382613562
Cute cat
>>382613536
left
>>382613493
Doesn't matter, Skull Guy killed them all
>>382613586
OH SHIT
>>382613652
i just started watching
Anyone donating is a fucking idiot. MSF is a shit organization that does nothing but extend the lives of subhuman shitskins and propagate diseases worldwide.
>>382612027
he got another gf?
>>382613562
Obviously, you are.
>>382613481
ooohh shit. damn dude you're in trouble.
>deleting history
What time is it on their schedule?
>>382613536
ayyyy lmao
>>382613220
How are you gonna sit there and tell me that is superior to this
>>382613481
Keep going anon
tfw stopped the stream here and just been funposting and watching other stuff
well this thread is fucking great
>>382613685
reply to this or your cat will go hungry for the night
>>382613562
My back hurts, there's no alcohol, I'm watching nintendo games I've never played being speedran so I have no frame of reference, there's no food in this house and every now and again this spider or cockroach or maybe a moth keeps grazing my feet
>>382613553
Yeah it is amazing. Play the Wii trilogy version.
>>382613725
Nozomi needs to breed.
>>382613481
>download image
>open image with notepad
>mfw
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Question, this game takes place after Fusion, how does Samus returns to her original non biologically fucked looks?
>>382613481
Fuck you how do I get this shit permanently off my PC?????
>>382613220
Retard here. Can someone explain why girls do this? And why are these pics publically availabe?
>>382613683
dead
>>382613725
easy; i'm standing, not sitting
>>382613586
oohh fuck. why do I keep clicking this shit!
>deleting history again.
who else is masturbating right now? :3
>>382613694
You should consider the Trilogy. It works really well with a Wii remote, strangely doesn't feel outdated like that. Though I've never played the GameCube version so maybe I'm just boldly assuming its controls are outdated. I just don't like sound of the direct lock on, I like that you have to aim in the Wii version and it just locks the camera in the direction.
The only fun run today was diddy kong
>>382613694
it's a slow, methodical, adventure/exploration game above anything else. if you're looking for atmospheric and excellent platforming and exploration it seems like its a major cut above the rest
i think 2 is considered superior and 3 is considered garbage..?
>>382613758
It's a snake brushing up against your feet.
>>382613540
Prime is my all-time favorite game, I've done tons of sequence breaking runs and practiced most of the tricks in the speedrun for fun. I don't speedrun however since my chromosomes are all in order.
>>382613789
uh fusion is the last game in the timeline afaik
If there is a human inside, how does Metroid shift into a ball without killing her?
>>382613859
Nier & Halo were fun.
>>382613758
slav?
wait a second
if I speedrun I can get...FREE MONEY?
>>382613586
I-I wont get arrested for seeing this, right?
>>382613887
This man is a genius
>>382613383
The game...is fun. If the game isn't fun, why bother playing it?
>>382613908
So why does her power suit look biological like in Fusion?
>>382613851
Just unloaded senpai, nothing like chatting to strangers in IRC about jerking
anyone know if that girl with the annoying voice who always announces every year is going to be here this time?
>>382613536
Not even close senpai, Brittany is my mongeralfu
>>382613913
She does it just fine
>>382613941
No you can get hormones though.
>>382613769
slipping into a coma would be more fun than this stream.
>>382613941
No, you should spend your time focusing on the management. The runners don't see shit for money, you want to be part of the GDQ staff and set up consoles for people.
>>382613964
they are playing with a cosmetic upgrade that you get from hooking up the gba with fusion by link cable to the gamecube i think
>>382613964
It's just a special suit in this game.
>>382614014
I knew you were gonna reply to my post. I love you Ace.
>>382613913
She literally just curls into a ball. Also she got super flexible ribs so it's not uncomfortable.
>>382613964
Prime and Fusion came out on the same day, if you beat Fusion and hook up your GBA to your Gamecube you can unlock the Fusion suit in Prime. It's just cosmetic, not canon.
>>382613789
>>382613964
Linking GBA with fusion to GC with prime unlocks fusion suits and original metroid.
>>382614020
I slipped into cum once. It was terrible.
What was the cringiest GDQ moment ever in your opinion?
>>382613964
the fusion suit is an unlockable after you beat the game or connect to metroid fusion
its not canon
>>382613868
I like Prime 1 better, it's like 50/50. Doesn't matter, anyone who's not a retard will just play both games since they're both worth it.
>>382613818
Attractive women like the attention. It's a form of power over other people.
>>382613964
it is literally her fusion suit, its an unlockable for beating the game
I totally forgot about SGDQ.
Anything interesting so far?
G R E E T I N G S
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>>382613758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riGkKMt696c
wait there's a tranny in the stream?
Prime 3 is the only one worth playing
>>382613818
Fap pic for their BF, they break up, he spreads the nudes, or they don't break up and he spreads them anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKgprdDRTY
post dope ass vidya music
protip: you can rightclick the video and click loop, so don't post any 30 minute garbage
>>382613913
Metroid is actually a transformer.This was actually what I thought as a child.
>>382614087
Trannyversary hands down
>>382614087
Chibi vs Caveman
no contest
>>382612027
Is there more of this?
My little roachies....
>>382614087
tranniversary hands down
>>382614087
chair sniffer
>>382614087
The guy stopping everything to talk about his anniversary of his tranny's delusions taking it to the next level.
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
Post 'em.
>Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood games get destroyed. Money goes to kill the frames, kill the animal.
>>382614131
On the couch.
>>382614165
LOL /v/ lost its shit
>>382614087
the girl that told everyone to stop playing the game so she could explain why she was knitting
>>382614087
For me it has to be that girl that told the runner to stop playing so all attention could be on her when she announced that she could die some day.
>>382614221
Hey Lee, what do you think about this SGDQ?
>>382613851
Mememe
>>382614087
Tranniversary, no contest
>>382614221
poor little white boi
>>382614087
Tranny trying to copy EdoBean's shtick with the cute voices and failing miserably.
Prime 3 is Nintendo's most underrated adventure game. It's got the best mechanics of any Metroid related game, I think people just don't get it.
>>382614256
I really enjoy fucking dogs haha thanks for asking
>>382614087
it has to be knitler, that one is physically painful
HOLY FUCK A 19 DID ANYONE GET A CAP THIS RUN IS FUCKING LIT
How are 140k people "watching" this boring shit
>>382614221
>barneyfag hosts a agdq thread to shill his shitty show
That's a new one.
>>382614079
Heh.
fucking die
>>382614310
why are we watching this boring shit?
>>382614313
>shill his shitty show
???
>>382614087
Crash 2 'kill myself' autismo. It lasted the whole damn run and gdq tried to scrub any evidence of it happening off the internet
too many anime girls and traps in this thread, as well as too many trannies on GDQ to fill their quota. posting eye bleach for my non-delusional boys
>>382614252
Is Anzu the most convincing of all Traps?
>>382614298
SOURCE OR I WILL KILL EVERY ONE IN THIS THREAD
I AM NOT BLUFFING
YOU WILL ALL DIE
YOU HAVE 24 MINUTES
>>382614298
Gross
>>382614087
Anybody remember last year when that one guy got caught cheating at Bioshock?
>>382614324
Soft tummies are the best
>>382613913
mass displacement.
>>382614298
Source?
>>382613868
>>382614102
Metroid Prime 2 should be considered the worst in the series.
>shitty dark/light world mechanic that drains your health
>ammo system for regular beam weapons
>confusing map design
>shitty bosses that had to be fixed in the Trilogy re-release (fucking spiderball guardian or whatever)
>Tacked on shitty mutliplayer
Sure, Metroid Prime 3 had a more linear and story focused structure but it still wound up to be a more enjoyable and fun experience in comparison. MP2 a shit.
>>382614310
ain't nobody paying attention to this garbage
>>382613758
Sorry lad, wish I could send you some of my vodka
>>382614350
>Implying anyone here is doing anything above listening
>>382614368
>>382614310
the run itself is pretty amazing. if anything it's proof that they should focus way more on the person doing the description of the run because it can kill it.
>>382614350
In the hopes that the runner does something massively retarded and ruins his run.
>>382614149
>so don't post any 30 minute garbage
What if the extension is the only HQ upload of a video game track?
>>382614221
No fucking way
die
>>382614368
My 5 gives us immunity and you will not get sauce.
>>382614345
Fuck off imposter
>>382614165
>>382614236
Here's the /v/ archive if someone wants to relive the tranniversary reactions. Starts at 00 minutes around a third way down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/344241040/
>>382614008
I can sell those right
>>382614165
>>382614192
>>382614275
tl;dr me pls
>>382614324
Post more my boy.
>>382614209
>first time watching SGDQ, first time donator. My donation passed away from donation. Money goes to donate the viewer, kill the viewer. Hype!!!!
>>382614252
"Can you stop?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnsugv_VViI
>>382614357
link?
>>382614209
Had to save during this run. Put my money towards kill the cancer. Lets kick Germany's but!
neck them
>it killed itself
BANNED
>>382614289
Fight the giant statue boss on Bryyo's leviathan seed in Hypermode and tell me that the game's balance isn't a mess with its Hypermode gimmick
>>382614368
At least let me finish my Darkest Dungeon playthough before killing me.
>>382614459
I'll try.
>>382614396
I don't know about the GameCube one, but I feel like Wii MP2's bosses were way better than MP1's.
>>382614414
>. if anything it's proof that they should focus way more on the person doing the description of the run because it can kill it.
what do you mean???
>>382614453
Some guy was running Fallout 3 and stopped the run to announce that the day marked two years since his "girlfriend" started transitioning.
>It's a barneyfag falseflag episode
>>382614209
>Greetings from cancer. Long time viewer, second time donator. I am donating because my cancer has died from games.
fucking die fag
>>382614489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>382614368
nukunuku orange
>>382614437
>>382614430
>>382614495
>>382614586
you're not the real lee, kill yourself
Why do they keep mentioning about audio cues or serious times in the run. No one is talking during these runs. I get it from years before, but the crowd is like 20 feet away and scared to say anything.
get fucked dickhead
Post trap (not tranny) butt.
>>382614513
That's because Retro toned them down from the original MP2 game to make them easier in general.
>>382614437
Twitch chat was the greatest thing ever when that happened.
fucking die you fuck
>>382614609
Nice dildo
>>382614252
Does anyone else REALLY want to fuck anzu
>>382614453
https://youtu.be/CVzfuRCniWI?t=20m46s
>>382614482
>people still think she was telling the runner to stop and not the asian dude who was talking
>>382614209
Greetings from donation. Long time donator, third time donator. I am donating because my games has died from donation.
>>382613056
Watch NASA instead it's stuck in pre 2014 era and has all the actual fun speedrunners aka everyone banned from GDQ
Also no trannys
What would JBP say about the speedrunning phenomenon?
>>382614629
They ask them to turn up the Monitors audio I guess?
>Omega Pirate just mating presses Samus in the end
Happy ending
>>382614676
>>382614556
Reminds me of that guy who came out at a family renunion to his whole family that he was an "anal vore" fetishist
fucking dickhead fuck get fucked fuckhead
>>382614656
Well they were still more challenging than MP1's at least for me. They had way more health and more phases if I remember. So maybe for the best.
>>382614676
I'd slip inside that cockroach.
murder them all
>>382614651
I only have mimic butts.
>>382614482
lol that zoom when she says that
>>382614676
>Does anyone else REALLY want to fuck anzu
Plenty of people
>L-Lock Spring Space Jumping is a technique used to achieve distances greater than regular Space Jumping but shorter than Dash Jumping.
>To execute an L-Lock Spring Space Jump, lock your view down by holding R and pressing up (or down) on your Analog Stick until Samus is looking at the floor. Simultaneously release R and the Analog Stick and hold down L. You should have your view locked looking at the ground. Now jump forward and release the lock. Samus's jump is given an additional height bonus as well as a momentum bonus.
>Different situations call for variations of the L-Lock Spring Space Jump. Try varying the amount of time before you release the L-Lock, or try releasing the L-Lock after you Space Jump, instead of after the first Jump. You can also opt to simply tap L as you leave the ground instead of locking your view down.
>Turning while in midair can also help you to land on your target successfully. Samus's feet are toward the back of the space she occupies (the bounding box), so if you turn sideways in midair before landing, part of the back of the bounding box will be the furthest forward relative to your starting point.
>Examples of L-Lock Spring Space Jumping include skipping the Hive Mecha battle, escaping Life Grove without fighting the Chozo Ghosts and negating the Thermal Visor Glitch.
>>382614609
>just wanna say it's my gf's 1 year trannaversary
>please clap
wtf man
Can somebody explain why king retard is spamming a metroid thread
>>382614669
He brought it to GDQ. And thought he should shar this info with everyone.
>>382614629
It's mostly so the donation reader shuts the fuck up.
What do trannies smell like?
How is it possible for a room full of people to have this much awkward silence?
>>382614676
>fucking a stick
Another power bomb.
>>382614830
wtf take that back
>>382614651
No.
>>382614368
>>382614374
>>382614395
why is edging more fun than cumming?
>>382614556
>>382614695
I fucking hate AGDQ
neck them all
>>382614676
>You will never be the teacher at Anzu's self defense classes and choose her as a volunteer so you can stretch her out with different wrestling holds
>>382614603
At least someone cares about the lives of the people of this thread! I'm off to fap now, thank you anon.
>>382614859
nigger you didnt explain shit
>>382614738
>>382614759
>>382614795
I'd break her in two, lads.
>>382614676
negative ass. Literally more concave than lightning's ass. Ruins the entire package. Not only that but you could wipe her face off with a napkin. Someone post that pic of her negative deformed ass
you already said that dickhead
>>382614873
Because edging can continue for a long time. The refractory period is the ultimate cuck.
>>382614368
my 7 gives us immunity though
Why is she so perfect lads? BRB Off to give her money on twitch so shell like me.
Using IGT for leaderboards is the dumbest shit ever
kill all these fucks
>>382614846
fear
>>382614424
are there people who genuinely think this is attractive
>>382614596
It was fucking amazing seeing this trainwreck live
>>382614873
sauce
I totally forgot about SGDQ.
Anything interesting so far?
>>382614831
A degenerate orgy raises funds for a charity to bring muslim extremists to europe
POTTERY
>ITT: everyone ignores Lee and starts shitposting about trannies
I fucking love it.
>>382614873
It's like cumming but prolonged.
There's some science behind it that I'm too lazy to explain.
>>382614830
It's an imposter, Lee pays more attention to his grammar, also if you look at the filenames some of them are from 4chan, Lee's images are all screenshots.
>>382614873
I don't even know what that means.
DID THEY REALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO 2002 TO PLAY THIS SHIT???????
>>382614845
A man with bad hygiene
>>382614676
I purposely avoid looking at pictures of her because I spend too much time thinking about various ways I would violate her and then remembering we'll probably never be in the same room.
>>382614867
The 36th chamber movies are great.
Fucking I'm not even watching whatever mods are quadruple niggers
What are you
>playing
>snacking
>fapping
>feeling
>most looking forward to this SGDQ
remember to eat big /v/
Is barneyfag here?
>>382614994
No, it's so bad we've given up on talking about it right now. Check back later
>>382615029
what if i DONT want to get big?
>>382615007
im not on /v/ often enough to play autism detective
thanks
>>382615003
Who?
>>382614845
If I had to guess I'd say like baby wipes or the equivalent. Something not offensive but kind of off.
murder them all to shit
>>382614976
It was a surreal experience, just like the Shuttle Bus.
a BULLET to the HEAD of every DISGUSTING tranny FREAK
>>382615003
thanks doc
>>382614994
Not much, but I'm just happy to be here again.
>>382614994
Not really.
>>382615029
What's in there anon? Looks bretty good
>>382614994
You missed a fun Halo run and An Anon donation from anon and his wifes son.
>>382614831
Why do they need a dildo if they both have dicks?
>a-a-a-another powerbomb drop hahahhaha
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>382615003
>everyone ignores Lee
Well you clearly aren't.
>>382615014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>382611897
Kirbymastah really doesn't understand how to shut up.
His FE run at AGDQ was 24/7 talking, with an accent, and couldn't understand what the fuck he was saying.
Lee doesn't sit in threads for 20 minutes you hecks
literally die already
>>382615153
Neither one of them are nearly as large as that dildo.
>>382614845
pre op - ballsweat
post op - a gaping fleshwound
>>382615070
A good rule of thumb is the speed at which he posts, if a bait thread is posted he is there almost immediately
>>382615078
Canadian dogfucker and mlp fan
>>382615153
I never thought of this. And it's not like they have multiple holes to fill.
>>382613481
Thad I thought you were still in prison dawg.
>>382614187
Wait, what did anon mean by this?
>>382615069
t-thats impossible
no one wants to LOSE gains
>>382615120
6 eggs
4 sausages (hand pressed)
around 2 pounds of hashbrowns
>>382615153
If you could think of a way for two people to be inside each other at the same time, you'd make a million dollars.
>>382615014
>>382615153
3 dicks is better 2 duh
http://gdqstat.us/?series=0
metroid tanking the viewership
>>382615180
Its not fun when you can tell its not him and just some random nobody, like when it takes him half an hour to show up
>>382615024
you should go on the irc and tell them to stop being niggers.
someone post pony next thread to piss off lee.
>>382614984
Why can't all trannies be as perfect as these perfectly designed imaginary idealised bois
a donation from xK1ngB3a5T766x
>>382615228
still more normal than being a tranny
>>382615106
What about passable and cute trannies?
What's this "save the animals" shit about?
>>382614921
its good shit, i don't care about saving lives
execute them
epic tallon IV music now.
>>382615318
Something something ethics, hesitation to experiment with dna, blah blah
>>382615153
Maybe the other one is bringing a pocket pussy so that they can both be middle.
>>382615318
because ash is perfection
you can't match perfection
>>382615245
>2 pounds of hash
how do I get a gf(male)?
>>382615338
cmon son
>>382614209
Another great day of SGDQ. Love working my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to kill the Germany, donate the viewer.
The Prime games are some of the most boring games to watch.
>>382615338
Metroid at very end you either save the animals or kill them.
please neck them
>>382615245
2 pounds? Jesus is that a $10 homemade omelet?
>>382615338
In Super Metroid after beating the final boss there is a countdown and you need to backtrack to your ship before the planet explodes, there is this easter egg where if you get inside this room you can find native animals, blowing up the wall allows the to "escape", thus saving them (the animals later show up in another metroid game)
During a speedrun there was a donation battle between saving or killing the animals
>>382615338
This years charity is Doctors Without Borders. They tend to work in 3rd world hell holes. A bit mean to refer to them as animals, but you gotta do what you gotta do to engage with millennial's huh?
>>382615335
What if lee is a tranny now?
>>382611887
ape escape lmao
>>382615069
Can I just drink big
>>382615496
I don't think he'd dip that far
>>382615338
Super Metroid, end of the game planet is exploding, save time and frames by just leaving or wait for some animals you freed to make it to safety.
Dieeee
>>382615496
No doctor would be insane enough to accept him.
god these lols dont explain enough and it makes it boring as hell
>>382615464
What is this?
>>382615502
Stop repeating the same posts you goddamn autist
>>382615528
There's a high correlation between autism and trannydom.
>>382614984
Sauce me please I can't find this anywhere
die fag
>>382615408
Ash is great but I could never find any good doujins/art of him.
>>382615528
He's already completely unemployable and is possibly more degenerate than the bronies he hates, I say he can get worse.
>>382614596
>went overestimate and soft locked the game
absolute madman
>>382615481
>>382615475
in case you didnt know, if you save the animals you can see another little spaceship escaping the planet before it explodes along with Samus' ship :3
>>382615572
prefer not to say
>>382615502
>ape escape
kill them
>>382615572
Asian style public toilet, they still use the squatting maneuver. The handle bars are for kids that can't balance well.
>>382615613
You can't find something that doesn't exist anon.
>>382615661
I didn't knew that, thanks
>>382615597
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1578338
>>382615572
squat toilets, the handlebar is to not falling
>>382615408
If he's so perfect why doesn't he have countless perfect clones to please degenerates like me
Alternatively if he's so perfect why isn't he making this run interesting?
>>382614609
ITS LITERALLY A MAN IN A DRESS
THATS IT
SOMEONE SAVE THAT CAT
>>382614087
The attention whore knitter who tired to stop the speed run so she could tell her sob story.
>>382615737
from memory it's like a little purple pixel that's kinda hard to see, but definitely there and only there if you save them.
>>382615747
I'm pretty hard when I'm looking. Don't know why that matters, though.
>>382615228
>dogfucker
Isn't it peculiar is that everyone always jumps to this conclusion, but when asked to show why they know this, they only point to photoshopped posts or in some cases, they only end up poisoning the well?
>>382615776
because he's mine
>>382615245
How do you not have a heart attack? 6 eggs with 4 sausages fug man that's like a weeks worth of cholesterol right there
>>382615021
Only watched the first one but yeah, it was great. Always loved training arcs in anything and that was most of the film
Also couldn't believe wimp lo was in one of the early scenes, surreal seeing the actor in a proper film
>>382615445
They are very visually dark and dull. The whole game is rolling through identical, empty, dark corridors. Bad art design desu
Why is this faggot copy pasting random posts about bronies.
what fucking autism do you have
You know that feel when you watch gameplay footage and you suddenly want to try that game? The complete opposite is happening with me right now, what the fuck
how come tranny threads on /v/ have slowed down to only two times a year? We used to get down on a good old fashioned trap thread. I guess you fags are too busy playing videogames or something to post traps.
imagine how good this feels
still fapping btw
die fuck
>>382615821
She wasn't asking for the runner to stop. She was telling people to stop talking over her.
>>382615839
Cries of photoshop is what the guilty scream
>>382615694
>the ban was from /v/
comedy gold
>>382615862
That's a shame because this game is fantastic
>>382615847
You must be new here.
>>382615865
got married
haven't you anon?
M to F trans, since you guys are talking so much shit about us, how about you ask me anything you like?
>colored
BANNED
>>382615847
weaponized autism is a hell of a thing.
>>382615338
Doctors without borders does work in Africa.
>>382615847
Barneyfag is a jew
>>382615935
post a picture of your cock or fuck off
>>382615705
>not squatting to shit
squatting is the perfect form for shitting
easier bowel movements, doesnt strain your boipucci and get those glutes big and strong
>>382615935
Post feet.
>>382615935
Will you stream your inevitable suicide?
>>382611554
>playing
Nothing atm, maybe more Stalker, Postal 2, Hotline Miami 2, or Flywrench
>snacking
A donut n coffee
>fapping
Probably some cute femboys
>feeling
Lazy and horny but my dick is too sore for that rn
>most looking forward to this SGDQ
Probably Castlevania right now, but nothing much else.
>>382615935
no thanks
>>382615935
>>382615746
>sitting right there on r34
Now I feel dumb, looked right past it. Thank you.
>>382615935
Have you already started planning your inevitable suicide for when you realize that you turned yourself into an abomination?
Cat with pizza, since you guys arn't talking so much shit about us, how about you ask me anything you like?
>>382615840
A perfect being would want to bring the maximum amount of happiness, he could just stop you from finding outI'm just shitposting because I'm bored and on my refractory period, are there any decent runs coming up
>>382615935
>i still haven't gotten enough attention
>>382615903
everyone knows this, but they're misogynist enough to twist it to make her seem even worse.
>>382615935
How big is your dick?
>>382616042
pizza > cat
>>382615862
Metroid games dont sell well for a reason.
>>382616042
What pizza place?
>>382615893
that's disgusting desu
>Twitch chat used to be about the run
>Now it's just spamming channel emotes showing off how much money you're wasting
A shame
literally fuckin die
>>382615847
>not knowing about Barneyfag
Basically whenever someone posts a really obscure image that contains ponies (which most people wouldn't even know about unless they reverse searched it or knew the full image had ponies in the first place) the guy comes into the thread and throws an autistic shitfit.
Thank god this shitty run is over
>>382615992
Post Yours
>>382616000
Post Yours
>>382616000
After You
>>382616091
prefer not to say
>>382615935I am genuinely jealous of people who pass. Although I have no interest in transitioning. I just don't like that I pretty much had no choice in the matter.
>>382616086
>>382616086
>>382616086
Next thread
GUYS GUYS
THE METROID RUN IS ALMOST DONE
SOMETHING INTERESTING MIGHT BE PLAYED NEXT
>>382616049
>refractory period
ok...
>>382616042
have you fucked your cat yet
>>382616105
>Twitch chat used to be about the run
Twitch chat has never talked about games
hang them
>>382615935
how bad was it going M to F? i heard some bad things about it such as it was painful mentally or something like thati want to take hormones just to look more feminine but NOT become tranny
>>382616042
Are you pleased with the pizza or just blinking?
ree fucking die
>>382616042
How do you plan to chew that pizza, are your molars capable of mashing that thick crust sufficiently
>>382616062
Too Personal
This was a good thread.
>>382616291
You want me to post something in the new thread so you can keep posting there?
>>382616209
Don't take them just to look feminine. It messes up your entire endocrine system.
>>382616356
no, kill yourself
>>382616312
More pictures of you?
>>382616138
It's much easier when you start in your teens
>>382616356
Do it.
>>382616383
I'm gonna do it.
kill them all
>>382615841
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
>>382616391I know, I wish when I was a teen/early 20's I was pretty enough to make for a passable trans girl. I never was, so I had to stick with masculinity. Either way I probably wouldn't transition but it feels more powerful to have and make a choice.
kill them
>>382616793
Come on bro, I posted stuff, get on it.
>>382616086
>>382616701
Even the most convincing transitions are mostly camera tricks and make-up.
>>382616785
Not a lot of people can pass but you pull it off very, very well.More pictures?
diee fuck
Please let me have the last post.