>Nintendo games are aimed at kids >MS games are aimed at

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>>382581182
Trying too hard to fit in: the post

>>382580948
What is pc directed towards

>>382581314
The strange beast know as The Man-Child.

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>>382580948
Stop posting worst girl

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>>382581917

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Umaru thread?

>>382582258
Hell fucking no

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Me playing M. Bison in Street Fighter.

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>>382582258
Shall we start with best girl?

>>382580948

>Nintendo games are aimed at kids
>Microsoft games are aimed at kids who think shooting stuff is cool
>Sony games are aimed at kids trying to act mature

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ONII-CHAN BUY UMARU GEIMU

>>382581304
>Trying too hard to fit in
How is he "trying to fit in" by posting anti-anime on a website about anime?

also you could at least pick a good anime

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>>382580948
>PlayStation is for adults

>>382582647
If I did, can I light it on fire afterwards?

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>thinks it boils down to "Microsoft" games

>>382580948
>games
>for adults
Just say you're a manchild, stop living in denial.

As dumb as xboners are at least they aren't emotionally immature like sonyfags

>>382583024
tspbp

>Nintendo games are aimed at kids
>MS games are aimed at teenagers
>Sony games are aimed at adults
All true but...
>MS games are played by kids
>Sony games are played by teenagers
>Nintendo games are played by adults.

No seriously. Ask any kid about the Nintendo Switch and they won't know what it is but they will all know about the Xbone and whatever the newest CoD game is

>>382580948
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>>382582647
Fucking BASED Umaruposters. Are you /ourguys/?

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Welcome back to Geimu Tips with Umaru

>>382583156
>tspbp
What? I've only been here for a year pls explain

remove rat

>>382582952
cute

>>382583547
What's Umaru's tips for sucking cock since that's all that fucking cringeworthy cunt is good at?

I fucking hate this retarded hamster thing

>>382583234
I remember this back when Skyward Sword released. Some COD +COD Special Xbox was released the same day.

>be one of 3 young adults in store.
>all the rest 13 or under, with their parents
>it was a school day, so these kids convinced their parents to check them out or keep them out of school to get a game
>hyperactive shits all waiting in line for their pre-orders, embracing their Xbox and game when they got it
>if they were there by themselves, the kids were carded to purchase an M rated game (COD) and often refused since they couldn't provide proof of age.
>get to clerk, ask if they have any Skyward Sword left
>clerk's face lights up and asks me "would you like to pay $10 more for special edition that comes with a Zelda Wii motion plus Wii mote, the official soundtrack, and a small concept art book?"
>fuck yes, thought they would be sold out with pre-orders.
>by the time I walk back out the door, COD was sold out at that store.
>the 2 other people close to my age also got Zelda

Not that SS was a great and wonderful game by any means, but it felt weird walking put with a T rated game, while all the kids around me wanted the M rated one.

>>382580948
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>>382583547
I hope you all fucking die

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>>382583751
twenty-second post best post

>>382581720

this little whore is way hotter in motion than in gifs
got more?

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>"Hey onii-chan, I'll let you lick my tummy if you buy me geimu!"

>>382584048
She looks like an abortion

>>382584048
Kirie is such a cute.

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>>382584308
>vagina bones

Called the police.

>>382584308
It's game you retarded inbred donkey

>>382580948
>sony games
>adults

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>>382584073

>>382584073
Best picture of worst girl

>>382584308
YARR BUY ME GEIMU!

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>>382584516
Geimu!

>>382584308
Was there a point to this show or is it a waste of time like Haruhi and Lucky Shit?

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Umaru is now the final boss of the last game you played.

How fucked are you?

>>382585192
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TEN ASSED SHIT STOMPING DICK SHELF

>>382585245
Last game was Blazblue, I'd get 2 straight perfect wins killing this shitcunt

>>382585245
D44m

Completely fucked.

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>>382585245
Pokemon stadium. I would lose, Umaru is super effective against everything

>>382585192
It's GAME you fucking faggot! Well guess what!? You lost the fucking geimu you retarded shit covered troll doll!

>>382585476
Where do you find all these ?

>>382585289
Bitch could use some sleep. Or some Dicken's Cider.

>>382580948
Still BMX XXX was censored at PS2 but uncensored at Gamecube and Conker's Bad Fur Day was censored in Xbox but uncensored at N64.

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>>382585491
_____________________geimu________________

>>382581720
would rape

>>382587338
do you happen to have have a pic of grown up Umarau ?

>>382587338
If the otaku killer was in this series I would have enjoyed this shit anime as Umaru gets raped repeatedly, when he gets bored fucking Hamtaro's retarded cousin he'd chop off all her digits and shove each one into her ass then take whatever is left of her mangled hands and feet and it up like a cinnamon roll all the way to her hip and shoulders, afterwards he would disembowel her and play Skip It with her intestines. Now that sounds like a fun game.

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