When the fuck are companies gonna start making controllers for

>>382561689

PS4 controller is for small hands and females

console gaming will be gone in a decade. people won't even have tvs

>>382561689
>controllers for men
>Posts a kids hand
The idea is to have a controller that is designed for multiple fingers to quickly tap buttons. The original Xbox controller was the size of Europe, and made games more frustrating than they should have been.

>>382561689
It's meant to be held with two hands, anon. One on each side.

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update with dreamcast controller

>>382561689
how old are you?

SUP FATSO?

>>382563963
lol you are a fat

>>382564036
19

>>382564204
bullshit, you're 15, 16 tops

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>>382561689
>being obese

fat fuck

>>382561689
>controllers for men
>posts a babyfat hand that has obviously never done a single hard days work in its life

wut

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When the fuck are companies gonna start making consoles for men again? The N64 and xbox had it right.

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>>382561689
They are re-releasing an updated Duke controller soon, before Christmas

>>382563963
>people should accommodate to me

fat ass

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>>382561689

Can't think of a single decent game that's better with a xbox controller

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>>382561689
lose weight fatty, you aren't a man, just disgusting

>>382561689
>real men are fat
Now THAT's funny. I'd tell you to neck yourself, but I doubt the rope would hold.

>>382564748
this lol
your hands look more tender than my fucking girlfriends

>>382561689
You have fat hands mate.

Chublet please go. Controllers are already fine in the hand

>>382561689
LOL SAUSAGE FINGERS

>>382564952
But the SNES and especially the Genesis were the last consoles that didn't pander to whiny little children like yourself. The difficulty of 64 and xbox games were for kids.

>>382563963
damn lardo try gripping a salad lmao

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You have the hand of an obese middle schooler.

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>>382565448
The joke was that they're fuckhuge, dummy

>>382561689
Lose weight, lardo.

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>>382565454

nice trotter, fatass

>>382561689
Holy shit, clean your room.

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>OP

>>382563963
>fat burger
Everytime, eheh...

>>382561689

... Zeos?

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nintendo is the only one who cares about us big gamers

>>382561689
I loved the original Xbox controller. Judging by this thread, /v/ is small hands faggots.

>>382563963
>"men"
>baby hands
pick 1

>>382565792
The 64 isn't even big you idiot. Shit, I question if you've ever even seen one in person at this point.

>>382561689
Americans.

they're made by Japanese people who have small hands.

only Microsoft can make a proper controller

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>>382561689
>>382563963
>>382566619
Fucking baby hands.

>>382564204
so you were 12 when reddit invaded /v/

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>>382566847

>>382563963
lmao sunken knuckles, ie fat hands

>>382561689
>zero wrist definition
F A T
A
T

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>>382566619
So the Nintenbabby meme is true after all

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>>382561689
>game journalists around the world complain and make jokes about hand cramps when using the DualShock back in the PSX/PS2 days
>decades later the truth is obvious to anyone with a brain: not only are game journos casuals, they are also retarded and hold the controller wrong, trying to fill their palms with the grip handles rather than letting the controller rest on their fingers
>and then there's OP, who has not seen a glass filled with anything besides soda for the past ten years

>>382561689
>>382563963
>>382566619

how can a female ever feel safe with guys like you?

look at it, I bet you feel ashamed when you see a real man's hand

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>>382567556
>a female

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am i doing this right?

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okay /v/ what game do I play?

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reminds me of this

>>382567786
I'm using photoshop to zoom and enhance your eye retina from the mirror image on your ring.
Say goodbye to your bank account and facebook.

>>382567824
Literally top tier af. Play Pocky & Rocky.

>>382561689
Jesus Christ I'm like 35lb overweight and I can still see my knuckles and wrist bones clearly, how fucking fat are you senpai

>>382567903
Goblin? those are fucking orc hands