Playing this shit is giving me horrible flashbacks to how hard

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>haven't played any of these games in years
>start playing Crash 1
>goes smoothly at first
>start losing lives
>realize my hand eye coordination has gone to shit
>realize I haven't played a difficult or stimulating game in years

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where i can find this webm with sound?

>>382517798
use the dpad

>>382518932
would that really make things easier?

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I just used 50 lives to finish The High Road.
Every fucking 5 lives I lose, this gay little fucker keeps saying the same shit. I can't even skip it and the three second loading screen is making me even more mad.

I got to the end with 45/45 crates, then fucking Naughty Dog puts a breaking plank at the very fucking end, just to fuck with you. Fucking last life too and I had to restart.

Then I beat the level with 44/45 crates because I forgot to get the one out of sight because spawned back at the checkpoint.

Every single time I go forward too much and miss the jump on those gay slippery turtles. Fucking accidently kill them from Aku Aku and their hitboxes makes me slip every god damn time

FUCK THIS

just got all the coloured gems (slippery climb first try, woo)
should be easy until I get to the relics

don't think I'll have enough steam to get through all 3 games in one block though
gonna need a break from crash inbetween

>start with Crash 1
>remember its Crash 1
>skip to Crash 2
>have more fun
Crash 1 is a fucking hard game

>>382519513
I really want to play Crash 2 and 3 but I feel like I have to earn it first :c

>>382519218
>I can't even skip it

Of course not. It is a punishment. You haven't yet learned your lesson.

This game needs some work on it for sure. The framerate is an inherent flaw, but I doubt they can fix that. However, they need to do something about the load times, and unskippable cinematics (upon losing all lives, and the Vicarious Creations splash on startup).

Otherwise it's pretty fun. I've just been a moron trying to collect all the boxes on Crash 1 without getting the coloured gems. I didn't even finish this game as a kid let alone get all the gems, so I had no idea.

>>382517798
>>382516218

i mean they fucked up the controls
you fall super fast and platform edges push you off, as well as shit hit detection

>>382521347
The most annoying thing for me is how you can be pushed away from the background. I don't know what caused it, but I had the problem a couple of times on Native Fortress where I was too far away from the background to jump on the boxes (Crash was in front of them instead of landing on them). I had to kill myself to righten it, I couldn't go into the screen at all. It was super irritating. He was only half walking on the platforms.

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Serious question hardcore crashbros: Should we suggest actually playing these games in reverse order?
I grew up with crash, first 3D game I ever played when I got that psx for christmas and I loved the series. I picked up the trilogy yesterday and I'm cruising through Crash 1 (bout 70%, still got dat muscle memory though) and I'm all of a sudden stricken with grief. This game is way harder and takes a lot more commitment and gives you that deep burn everyone is jizzing about in these threads. Shouldn't it be saved for last? Like a buildup to the crowning struggle? I feel like I'm gonna blast through the sequels after 100% on the first. I feel like maybe I'm fucking myself here

>>382519201
Crash 1 was designed with the d-pad in mind since the analog wasn't a thing for the Playstation yet

anyone know a good level is rack up lives in crash 2?

>>382523707
Unless it's changed, you can jump on polar in the warp room for a bunch of lives.

>>382517798
It's not you anon, Crash has shitty, momentum-less platforming

>>382524060
done that already, I was drunk last night and lost all my lives, atm I'm just going back to early levels to rack them up.

What most drives me up the wall in High Road are the turtles hitboxes

I'll do a running jump but if I Jump too much I'll just slide around it with bouncing straight into the pit.

>>382524201
It's not infinite? I recall that you can leave and return to the hub and do it again.

>>382519218
Good, I was hoping they would do something like this. Only, I would have added it to where after he says GAME, OVER, and starts laughing, I would have him call the person pathetic if they chose to quit, and if they choose continue I would have him say "WE'LL SEE..." so he either insults you for being a quitting pussy, or challenges you to do better. And I would have him where, after the first game over you get in the game, every game over after that he switches from just saying game over, to saying "GAME OVER AGAIN". Game over screens shouldn't be afraid of being mean, and should motivate the player to not see them again.

>play it yesterday
>feel terrible input lag and die a lot
>change tv to gaming mode
>slightly better but its still there
Why did they fuck it up? Even BB didn't have this much input lag

>>382524291
try to jump on the rope, its not too hard you can do it and get the hang of it after a while. good luck

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>no way to skip the logos when booting the game

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>>382519218

>>382524340
no it doesn't but I just found a secret and back to 27 lives, all is well.

>>382521636
In a way SGB did that with the originals

Crash 1 is one of those games where its sequels completely replaced it. It's almost amazing how much of an improvement Crash 2 was only a year after the first game launched

Holy shit the bonus stage on hangin out is hard

>>382516218
I fucking said many times during the path to release that people's nostalgia for crash was gonna be rudely broken when they find out those games do not hold up today.

>>382519513
Crash 1 isn't hard, it's tedious.

>>382524467
that's probably your TV senpai.

>>382526957
Maybe now that the game saves your box count at checkpoints, but the original was the definition of ball-bustingly hard

Being forced to go through levels like Sunset Vista, Road to Nowhere and Slippery Climb with one life is pretty frustrating

>>382519218
Hi Maximilian DOOD.

>>382527070
it always saved your box count at checkpoints.

>>382526897
Are you retarded? The games are still fun today, especially 2 and 3. I've played through them multiple times on my psp.

>>382524361
Autism

>>382527182
Not in Crash 1. If you died once you had to restart the whole stage. It's common knowledge

>>382527212
crashfags, everyone.

>>382526897
We should have listened to you, oh Great One. We have been arrogant and foolish and now we'll have to pay. Forgive us, Great One

Fuck the backtracking in Diggin' it.

It wasn't this hard as a kid. Everyone was screaming about how they casualized Crash 1 by allowing you to die without the box counter resetting, by the new physics in this trilogy make Crash 1 infinitely harder than the original. See
>>382527132

>>382524467
Are you using a hdmi cable? Try using a hdmi cable.

>>382527287
I'm not trying to dig a knife into open wounds i'm just saying the people saying this was going to revive crash or whatever were being dumb, most people never really gave a shit about platformers in-general and of all series crash is the one with the most nostalgia and least overall quality of the playstation originals. The last hope for Crash was Twinsanity, and that game was basically cancelled halfway into development and released anyway.

I just hate the boner people have for naughtydog their games were never that good.

I do not remember Crash 1 being so hard, but it is probably because of being used to Crash 2 improvements.

>>382524161

> le Crash has no momentum

It's just you thinking that Mario and moreso Sonic's ridiculous slipperiness is somehow normal.

>>382527487
>Stop liking what I don't like!
>>382525559

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>>382516218
Yeah it really takes me back. I ejected the disc yesterday and threw it like a discus against the wall and it bounced down stairs. Luckily I was a alone. I used to rage like no other.

>>382527487
I agree crashfags should just play mario instead

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>>382526957

Can't wait for your let's play, DSP.

5 game overs on Road to Nowhere so far.

>>382527617
>falseflagging instead of an argument
i forgot i was on /v/ for a moment.

>>382527581
oh wow the amazon saleschart so amazing, just like how it gets posted for every fucking game at release.

>>382527265
>Stop liking games I don't like

Literally autistic. I bet you're underage too.

With crash being difficult will this revive modern games being actually difficult?

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>>382527764
No

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Someone please go to the bonus round in Turtle Woods in Crash 2, or a similar themed level, and tell me that the bass guitar is off sync with the rest of the music

It triggers the hell out of me. It's just flat out wrong, and wasn't even like that in the original.

>>382527713
mario>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spyro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(t)rash

>>382527693
Just watch the oney playthrough. They go through the whole game and showcase several levels that are literally just "wait for the path to open or die". There's no skill involved, it's just patience.

I'm not saying the crash games are bad either, just that they are incredibly simple compared to modern platformers. Fine for the time but outdated nowadays.

>>382527721
24 with a full-time job in the industry of my choice.

>>382527764
no. if anything they'll just make an "easy" mode for the game after enough complaints.

>>382527721
> mommy he badmouthed my fave game

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>>382527764
Indeed. This is the Dark Souls of platformers after all.

When is Chris going to save Youtube buy playing the remakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm0gM-iErw

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>>382527879
>Just watch the oney playthrough.

>>382527879
>>382527825
Stormy Ascent when?

>>382527879
>youtube lets plays
reported for being underage

>>382527979
Hopefully soon. Should've been in the game at launch

>Inb4 they add another Gem for it and it leads to a completely different ending in the Great Hall

>Shitting up the thread because you are a casual nintenbro with autist tier hand-to-eye coordination

>>382527892
there's been a lot of really weird defense for the game by fanboys, worse than the usual nintendo fan backlash.

>>382519218
just walk along the ropes

you'll have a better time just learning to get on the ropes than dealing with planks that break out from under you before you even touch them

So why is there an orange gem in the Crash 2 100% ending?

>>382528029
>nintenbro
you mean nintencucк

>>382527979
Coming Soon™

did the cococucks finally go away?

>>382527825
Gas the sites. Games war now

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>>382528187
As per your request.

>>382528029
>>382528129
you guys are the only ones not talking about crash in the thread.

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>to get the red gem you need to break all of the boxes in slippery climb without dying

>>382528336
It was like that in the original

They made the rest of the game pretty tolerable but kept that for colored gems for some reason

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>>382528464
>implying i can beat slippery climb without dying, if i can beat it at all

>>382524361
That would have been a nice touch

>>382516218
>a game completely devoid of headwear let alone magical hats
lmao what a joke buy a wee already

>>382528692
this buy a wee

Colored gems in crash one are not that hard honestly, level are pretty short so it's not really painful to start over.

>>382521050
>Punishment
The cutscene doesn't have a lesson to teach. I'm sitting in the timeout corner, rolling my eyes at you.

>>382517910
Coco is cute. And the fact that she gets slapped around just like Crash makes her that much more adorable.

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I'm finding this game really fun desu. Got 100% on crash 1 and have around 15 relics left to get. Feels good seeing people get cucked cos this game isn't a hand-holding interactive movie.
Literally git gud, people.

>82/82 crates
>clear gem not spawning despite counter saying 82/82

w-woah... :(

>>382533607
If it was a colored gem you can't die once in the level anon.

Sounds like The Lost City as well.

Trust me it doesn't get any easier
well except Generator Room

>>382533607

> Nearly perfect
> But you died

Best addition ever.

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>>382527875

Crash(God)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Spyro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mario(literallyHitler)

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>finally got 102% in Crash 1
>don't know if I want to go back for the platinum relics I missed or not
The completionist in me is driving me insane because of it, even though the percentage is already maxed out and getting them all doesn't do anything. But on the other hand I already spent hours trying to get gold on the high road alone.

so is this game...

worth it?

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> still no closure between Crash and Tawna

Why live.

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So is Joe and Moe the new Ornstein and Smough?

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>>382534542

>Decide to play for a bit
>Have to watch the long ass intro conveyor belt part
>Press X top begin
>Loading
>Pick game
>Loading

FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT.

>>382535124
it's 3 entire crash games with added little bonsues in hd and remixed music

what the fuck do you think? AND for some reason, activision didn't put thsi at full price

This game is like a blessing and a plent allignment that it isn't full price, because you KNOW any other company would of done this one game at a time, I've no idea how we got ALL three games in one.

>>382535124

All 3 games for half the price of what it should be?

Yes.

can somebody accept my summoning sign outside of slippery climb please

I can't do it

>Bounce on the lanterns in the Native climbing levels
>About 2 meters above the lantern when it reignites
>Still get burnt

Just like old times.

>>382535561

Just gotta GIT GUD FGT

>>382535791
i just used a mask to tank it and jump through

>>382521347
fucking this, crash used to travel further in the air, in this game you just barely make jumps, I remember having to stall in the air a lot.
I'm on fucking "the high road" and it's actually just broken, the turtles move and if they're not as close to the edge as possible you just will not make the jump for some of the gaps, and considering you need to line them up, while bouncing around it's basically impossible, I've taken to cheesing it on the rope of the bridge but you slide off that and it isn't just a straight line of collision.
They seriously need to give this a patch, it's actually harder than the original and not in a fair way, it's broken.
I've always had weird things happen like when spinning one of the lizard enemies causes you to walk in the opposite direction for a little while, not even just that you bounce off, you are forced to walk the other way.
I also feel like the depth perception is fucked in some levels at least, doesn't help is shadow is way more subtle now too.

I feel like at least with crash 1 they kind of fucked it up, which doesn't bode well for the rest since I'm doing them in order.

>Be Spyronigger as a kid
>never owned any Crash as a kid
>Play Crash a few times when I borrowed it from a neighbor
>Decided not to pick up N Sane Trilogy to save some money
>everything looks fun

Did I mess up?

guys

jaws of darkness

where the FUCK is the 3rd cortex token...? I always get to the platofrm with 2/3

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>high road
>keep dying
>game automatically starts you on 2 masks to """help""" your scrub ass
>forced to do the tedious double-back section with the invisible planks at the start
>game gives a mask 100% of the time in one of the 4 boxes again with its rubber-band AI because I keep dying
>forced to endure the slow 3-mask animation where crash is frozen for 1 second every single attempt

fucking hell, wish you could turn off those freebie masks the game gives you when you're going through a shit spell

>>382537785

There's always time to convert.

Don't worry, apostasy isn't as bad in the video game industry as it is with sandnigger fairy tales.

>>382537541
is "it wasn't like this in the original" code for "this level is really hard and I'm making excuses"?

>>382537953

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REBwP-JqKqE

Original Crash 1 has them in simple crates. My only guess is either they've been moved, or it is one of those levels with alternate paths.

>>382538093
>Get freebie masks
>Turtle hits you and dies
>Now forced to run along ropes

>>382538201

I wouldn't say that. People are complaining about different levels now. Nobody is complaining about Slippery Climb anymore, yet everyone is bitching about the bridge levels, which nobody even mentioned before.

>>382537785
>not being a spyro/crash kid
You missed out.

>>382537953

Don't spin any cobras, jump on them. Then you will find it.

>>382528103
Speaking of walking on ropes, is it the only way to be quick enough to get platinum on the time trial?

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>>382538259
>get to like the 4th checkpoint with a checkpoint crate beside a [?] crate stacked between a TNT and steel crate
>try to spin the [?] crate before hitting the checkpoint so I don't have to do it every time I respawn
>hit the middle [?] crate, accidentally clip the checkpoint before the TNT explodes
>respawn next to a TNT crate underneath a steel crate with nothing in the middle
>...
>no mask

>>382534542
Would've been better as undead settlement

>>382516218
>supporting reboots that add agenda pushing shit to be progressive
you deserve worst than that

>>382535439
>I have chronic autism.
Don't we have fidget spinners for you kind of tards?

>>382538547

What agenda was it? If you mean Tawna, she's still a trophy for Crash to resque, so that's barely pushing an agenda.

>>382538572
>Excusing these loading times
No wonders standards have dropped. much like you were as a baby.

>>382538641
tis be a shitpost sire, and thou fell for it

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Crash 1 was brutally tough in the late game, I can't wait to get the cheat slide from 2.

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>>382538694

Every game has these loading screens, sweetie. You're just too brainlet to see how other games cover them up.

>>382538547
this guy shows up in every thread

are you okay anon? what agenda? I'm usually -the- guy to scream agenda pushing and i fail to see what the fuck you're seeing

>>382538201
>Breeze through original
>Have problems in random places in remake
>"Maybe ur just bad"
typical

>>382538945

"Maybe you just haven't rewired yet" is a proper answer.

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>>382539130
f-fine

>>382538547
Too bad Crash was made in a time where agendas weren't pushed hard in video games. If this game has any, it's that evil scientists are assholes and deserve to suck on double jump fart. You know what I'm talking about

>>382538434

Are you dying every time you spawn? That's more hardcore than Dark Souls.

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>>382539273
Yes I actually do

Just watched a video :

Why does the hint in Crash 1 say that you have to complete levels without dying to get the gems ? Hasn't this shit got fixed with checkpoints ?
And I saw that boxes in bonus/cortex/brio sections now count in the number of boxes you need to get gems, doesn't this makes the game harder than original crash 1 ?

>>382540147
That hint is only for levels with colored gems, which require you to break every box without dying. Deaths in bonus stages also don't count.

>>382539243
Finally did high road
>next level slippery climb

hold me anon

>>382540147
>Why does the hint in Crash 1 say that you have to complete levels without dying to get the gems ?

Because you do, for colored gems anyway. You can die and still get the normal gems, but if you lose any lives while trying to get a colored gem you won't get it even with all the boxes.

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>>382540276
Get ur butt hole ready m8

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>>382516218
Picked up this game today then realized this is the last PS4 game I'm gonna buy this year because everything else that's exciting comes out in 2018 or I can get it on PC or Switch

Fuck why did Sony have to disappoint so bad at E3

what is the lore of crash the bandicoot videogames

>>382540546
Cortex is a douche
He evolved animal brains to try and take over the world with an assistant
It didn't work
He tried to collect Crystals to do it again with an new assistant
It didn't work cause his old, underpaid assistant shot a laser at him
Then he accidentally opened up his evil God master from his prison
They try to take over time with a new evil doctor
That didn't work either

The other games aren't canon

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>>382540546

>>382540546
Crash is an asshole who keep bullying Cortex for no good reason.

wait, there are only trophies for crash 1...?

>>382540546
Two woodland bandicoot get indoctrinated by evil spirit to kill human scientists to stop them from securing their place at the top of the food chain.

>>382540850
never mind I'm a retard just seen them

Casual mode: Just beat the games
Hardcore mode: 100% everything
Crash must die mode: All platinum relics

Which of them you're after?

>>382540815

David Siller didn't sign this one, but it explains the ancient buildings and mechanics in the first game.

>>382540948
i just got every gem as this was posted

I'm now about to go for crash 1 all platfitums for 100% true completion, why am i doing this

If you 100% everything, throughout all 3 games, I'm talking ALL gems, everything, platifum relics

something should unlock? SURELY?

spyro demo PLEASE GOD

>>382540546
>selfless doctor creates beautiful bandibabes for the human populace
>tawna is the prototype
>decides he'll also make bandibros
>prototype bandibro becomes retarded and constantly hinders his progress
>later on his boss gets shitty at his failed projections for the 4th quarter

This fucking thing is sold out absolutely everywhere in the UK

>>382540948
Hardcore. I've done it for 2 and 3 at least 3 times each before, but have never done it for 1 before.

>>382541229

He's not retarded, he's just your average Aussie.

>>382540948
Crash Must Die of course. Anything less is a shamefur dispray and thou shalt commit sudoku

>>382540948

I'm probably not going to bother with the platinum relics, especially for Crash 3, which is essentially a non-platformer.

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>>382540948
>>382541019
Too casual for the relics myself. Will do all gems but I hate time trials.

>>382541241
>mfw got release day delivery

I'm actually doing better than I did as a kid.

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>Used to complete the bridge stage in Crash 1 easily on PS1 months ago
>Now I lost +40 lives trying to go from check point 1 to 2

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>tfw i never even liked 1 or 2 and just want to play warped

they need to unbundle this shit digitally, now

>>382541523
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>382541523

People you, with such terrible taste, don't deserve what you want.

>>382541512
this

>>382541490
See what happens with years of practice? Now apply this to other parts of your life.

>>382541523
it's $39 you jew

>>382541523
Very rarely have I seen someone prefer 3 over the others.

>>382541523
Wow, just wow. I literally can't even right now.

>>382540430
that wasn't so bad, side on levels I've been finding the easiest

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>die several times in the same hole because the game is broken
>they give you an aku aku

>>382541712

I used to see that, but it turns out that it's Crash 3 that didn't stand the test of time.

Crash 2 is the one that aged like fine wine out out of the three.

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you know this made me realize just how good the original games looked for their time.

>>382527825
>FUCKING GAMES ARE TOO HARD FOR ME REEEEEEE
thanks for reminding me how fucking retarded game journalism is. it had been a while since I had a reminder
also this >>382528238

>>382541763

You're jumping too early, FGT.

>>382541794
I know /v/ likes to shit on Naughty Dog now, but back during 5/6th gen they worked miracles.

>>382541794

Still perfectly bearable because of the solid art direction. So many old games that look like shit now because of poor art and realism.

>>382541771
It's cause Crash 2 had the least amount of gimmicks and was just a straight improvement over Crash 1

While Crash 3 had tons of neat little tidbits like the 5 bounce Crates and the Counter, it has a lot more meh gimmicks. The only real gimmick in Crash 2 was the jetpack which was late game and for two levels anyway

>>382541796
Game Reviewing is a really shit job to have because you're really not allowed to indulge and enjoy a game and learn about the kinks and inner workings of it because too many new games come out and you're forced to review them all

It's just a shit system. Unless you do it at your own pace, you'll never have a good review because games require much more attention than film or other media

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>>382541704
thats at least 20 dollars too much. ive beaten them all numerous times and like i said, dont even care about 1 or 2. im gonna wait for the price to drop but man i wish i could just play this stage and get it out of my system

>>382542045

> Crash 2 pause settings
> "invert jetpack controls"

Fuck, don't spoil the game like that.

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>>382542118

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>Finish Crash Bandicoot as a small child
>Finish it in the present, much more easily
WTF WOOOOW

>>382542118
>but man i wish i could just play this stage and get it out of my system
Then just buy it you fucking jew. You can always make more money.

>>382542373

> implying he can earn more neetbux

>>382542352
good for ya

FUCK LOST CITY

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>>382542373
i already own it as a ps1 classic, you capitalist swine. im at 105% completion as of last year. why the fuck would i pay 40 bucks to play one level in a game i already own when i can wait for the inevitable price drop? or better yet, when they give it away for "free" in a year or two?

playing as coco in other levels is not an actual incentive.

>>382542431
Yeah good point, neetbux are never earned. God damn parasites.

>>382540948
Hardcore here. I'm not ready to platinum Crash 1 yet.

Who CrashxCoco here?
haha.

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>>382541523

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Finished this yesterday.
It wasn't that hard. Only the relics gave me trouble.

>>382542045
that's fair but there's a difference between learning every little nuance of a game and just shitting all over it because it's too hard for you

>>382542563
kys commie cuck

>>382542674

Only if Crash is bottom.

>>382541763
>because the game is broken
You're just shit.

>>382521347
It's the same

>>382542674
It wasn't funny when you posted it in the other thread. Why would you think it'd be funny in this one?

>>382542563

Same reason you buy a new Iphone every other year, commie.

>>382542708
This.
I don't even know what the game over screen looks like.

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Reminder that in Crash 1, dying before you get to a check point and then complete the stage with all boxes still gives you the colored gem, also dying in a bonus stage (normal one, cortex or brio) doesn't count as a dead and you still get the gem

Right, is being able to slip off of things actual game design? Is that supposed to happen? I've just gotten so mad at The High Road. I was finding it super easy until the turtles and I just died 15 times in a row because Crash keeps slipping off of their shells. It's so frustrating. I reckon I'll have to farm 20ish lives for that shit.

My only real bogey level is The Lost City. That one is a fucker and I don't think I can do the green gem on it.

>>382542804
It's objectively not the same, but that anon is a whiny bitch for not adapting.

>>382542563
It's not the same game though. Do you consider REmake to be the same as Resident Evil 1 on PS1?

>>382542737
There is, which is why those kind of game reviewers will never truly be good sources of opinion as they obviously are just commercial frauds who put the bare minimum into their work ethic

>>382540948
I'm doing hardcore then going back for CMD, just have 3 left to 100%

>>382542708
>Do the first stage relic just as a test
>JUST fucking scrape by by miliseconds for the gold, nowhere close for the Plat
How the fuck are you suppose to do this?

>>382542882
Keep trying anon. Take it slow. Know where the hardest jumps are and be cautious. Wait a few cycles on the jumping green lizards to know exactly when to jump on them to get the ! crates. With a little practice an patience, you can do it!

I believe in you anon!

Looks like most of the Naughty Dog who created the original trilogy has since left the studio. One of the lead guys from that era has stuck around all the way through The Last of Us though so that's cool.

The relics are being a bitch to get. Got 13 so far.

Fuck Native Fortress.

>>382542813

It's not a joke.

Is there any way to see the required time to ge a plat relic in crash 1? I only see the normal ones

>>382542982
I believe in you.

For relics, you MUST know the stage inside and out.
Think of box placement, platform placement, paths and get a good rhythm.

>>382543092
>Fuck Native Fortress.
Ding Dong was stuck on that for like 6 hours yesterday.

>>382542882
>Right, is being able to slip off of things actual game design?
Was asking that too myself
>Crash 2, that one jungle area where you have to hop on the crates to bypass the jetski to unlock the secret warp.
>Fucking losing my shit as I keep slipping off the crates instead of breaking them and continuing the jump
If you're not landing on something dead center, expect to fall off from it now. In Crash 2 you pretty much have to abuse the Slide Spin Jump to get around as the normal jump is just so shit. Also fuck these new ice physics.

>>382543092

13 relics, or 13 platinum?

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Does crash jump way too high in crash 2 or it is just me?

I forgot how shit the bike levels in 3 were

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>>382538424
I think so. I did a pretty flawless normal run yesterday and it only gave me gold.

>>382543259
Who the fuck is Ding Dong?

>>382543340
13 gold or better, only 5 or 6 are platinum. I'm too shit to platinum everything. It's honestly really difficult.

>>382543395

Not high enough, really. I can't jump onto the secret warp in Air Crash using only 2 boxes anymore, I have to use all 3.

>>382542674
Not in terms of shipping. But I find it cute how they make Coco try to imitate Crash in the remakes. It's like, even though Crash is an idiot and Coco is much smarter than him, Coco still admires all the shit Crash does and sees him as a hero. It's adorable.

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>When you complete all 3 games you can use the running power in crash 1 & 2, making the platinum relics a total joke
Why did they do this? I am still mad I got most platinum relics in crash 1 without using this feature like a complete idiot

>>382543684
Wait what!?

I'm not even on Crash 3 yet and that's dumb as fuck.

>>382543684
what the fuck

that saves me from rage quitting getting these relics, thanks for the heads up anon, i'll just complete them and come back...? the fuck did they do that for

I get why it's called the nsane trilogy. Native Fortress is going to drive me fucking insane.

mfw i had little interest in this collection a few days ago and am now on the brink of buying it

viral marketing works

>>382543684
That's not true. You only get them in 2 and 3 for beating their respective final boss

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>>382543450
nice "ropes" you got there

>>382542908
not at all, this is the first good point someone has given me to buy it. my counter point is that i got that game from ps+ for "free" and considering how much sony loves the franchise, i'll probably be pissed off in a year or two if i pay for it now and see it as the game of the month. it happens way too often

what else aside from trophies, graphics and playable coco did they change in the game to make it so new and worth my dinero?

>>382543761
>>382543831
>>382543880
You can use all the powers from Warped when you complete all games, the bazooka, double jump etc

>>382543684
Are you sure? I completed all 3 games but only Crash 2 unlocked the running shoes.

>>382543957
Stop being silly anon.

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>>382543923
how much of a tight fuck do you have to be to not want to buy a game that isn't even full price, full 3 hd crash games, wait TWO fucking years just so you save 30 dollars...?

I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[the sound of millions having fun while playing crash is heard in the distance]

just fucking buy it you autistic jew

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>Twin Sanity not in the bundle
DROPPED

>>382543957
Can you turn that off?

>>382544042
Fuck off faggot.

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>>382544042

Good.

Twinsanity killed Crash Bandicoot.

>>382543923
Nothing, if you're not interested don't buy it.

>>382544042
I liked Twinsanity but come on man.

>>382543957
No you fucking can't. I have done all 3 and that doesn't happen

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>>382543923

>>382543883

You can't be a game designer with your level of autism.

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>>382544036
i never buy games full price. its not worth it, ever. they will ALWAYS get cheaper and i always have other things to do, like play the games i havent finished or get nerds foaming at the mouth because i refuse to buy their flavor of the month the minute it comes out.

some of us actually live outside of our parents basements and have to fund our own lives

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>>382543957

>>382544219
so they only changed the graphics and let you play as coco? thats a little disappointing but unsurprising

>>382542882
Took me several hours to get the green gem. Fortunately it's a pretty fun level and when I was done it had racked me up a good amount of lives.

>>382544313
fuck off normie you're not welcome here

>>382543957
My dad works for Activision, can confirm.

>>382544313
If thats what makes you feel better princess, nice to know you're cucking yourself and actually in the thread of a game you can't afford, and projecting the whole parent basement thing

makes sense

<3

tfw I love the salt he'll respond with knowing full well he should just buy it, show me

The fact you can't gems from earlier levels until you get the color gems which are much later in the game is a garbage move on Crash 1.

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>Next remake bundle is Wrath of Cortex, Twin Sanity and Crash Bash
Would you buy it? (I didn't include Nitro Kart because it would be an obvious yes)

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>>382544274
lol even in the original they were done better, at least they don't clip

>>382544313
That's why you have to get GCU for 20% off games.

>>382544496
I would not

>>382544498

Look at how the rope goes straight into the wood.

>>382544496
No. I only want ctr and spyro.

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>doing deathless run for the yellow gem
>jump on [ ! ] crate safely
>its activation momentum pushes me off

>>382544628
Could have a hole in the pole so the rope goes through and then wraps around.

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>They didn't fix the bug from the original games that didn't let you have more than 99 lives

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>>382544473
you got me there, cupcake. i'll leave the thread and shitpost elsewhere - there are other threads that need me.

here is (you)r quest reward

>>382544712
<3 ty princess, have fun

>>382544628
are you defending the remake one where it's just a straight model sticking trough another rope?

can SOMEBODY confirm if crash 1 does give you pseed boost? don't want to go for relics if that happens when you complete 3 game

>>382543449
The trick is maintain wheelies for as long as possible. They give you the speed boast, and if you're good enough you can keep them going for fucking ages.

>>382544706
>bug

Every platformer I've ever played capped you and 99 lives.

>>382544823
it does

>>382544872
That's so fucking dumb.

>>382544823
>>382544872


No, it fucking doesn't

>>382544823
no it doesnt

>>382544823
It doesn't. I challenge anyone to post a webm, a YouTube video, anything. PS4 has share functions so if it really exists it should be easy to prove

i NEED to get this off my chest

I despise every fucking track in crash 1, I haven't played 2 and 3 and can't remember the music, but apart from the first level of crash and obviouisly the main theme

this entire fucking ost is just, almost annoying

>>382516218
its the dark souls of horrible flashbacks.

I don't remember having near as much trouble on Native Fortress as I did this time around. Was that 3 burner jump that needs perfect timing in the original? I don't remember having to do that at all.

wait

wait

Cortex flies down in crash 1 end boss and says

Die, You Crash Bandicoot!

is that a horribly worded sentence?

DIE YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
that doesn't make sense

>>382545298
its damn you

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I CANT GET THE FUCKING RELIC ON THE HIGH ROAD. WTF HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO CLEAR THIS SHIT IN 1 GO AND ON A TIME LIMIT. I WASTED 4HRS ON THIS STUPID LEVEL AND STILL CANT BEAT IT. EVERY FUCKING TIME I JUMP ON THE ROPE CRASH WILL SLIDE OFF. I EVEN SEE HIS FUCKING SHADOW DEAD CENTRE OF THE ROPE BUT HE STILL FALLS OFF. FUCK THIS SHIT. ITS NOT FAIR. LITERALLY THE LAST RELIC I NEED TO GET PLATINUM TROPHY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>382527825
>that gelugon faggot replying to every negative comment with gamespot dick sucking
being the bitch of a major game journalism website must be a lucrative job

>>382544998

It's because the original was more ambient than it is now. I like some additions, though. The river levels, Cortex Power and Toxic Waste tracks have improved to me.

>>382545353
This is why I'm not even going to bother with them.

I really want to rest my balls ontop of Cortex's flad head, just stare at it, it's so perfectly flat. It isn't even a sexual thing, or fetish thing, I just want to have him sit there with my balls on his perfectly flat surface head, or eat a small meat off it. It just seems perfect for it.

>>382532445
this guy gets it
video games are fun
shitters can either stop being shit or go play dear esther, but at the very least they can shut the fuck up and stop being such little bitches

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>>382545353
Ik that feel anon

>>382545298
its truly the dark souls of bad writing

Can somebody come round my house and beat Cortex for me in Crash 1? I'm genuinely stuck

>>382545298

It's "darn you, Crash Bandicoot".

I'm reminded by how terrible I am when it comes to platformers playing this. I misjudge so many jumps, the high road was a nightmare.

At least I beat Crash 1, but fuck me I can't get over how awful I am. Crash 2 is way easier, mostly because the levels are shorter.

>>382545873

GIT GUD

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>>382516218
>hyped to play it
>remember the platinum relics in 3 and know that my mind will push me to obtain them all once again

I'm not sure I'm ready for this.

>>382545985
you're not awful anon, crash 1 is a hard fucking game and because of the old school style it is hard to judge jumps, just a game design, flawed one, but still fun

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>>382545873
I guess you're really feeling...The Wrath of Cortex.

>>382545353
https://youtu.be/W1CcrZNIEeM
Here is a plat run on high road

>>382546065
all 3 games have relics now

>>382544498
That is some damn good rope for a PS1 game.

>>382528563
Slipery climb is all about patience. Take your time buddy.

>>382546109
I can't even tell if there's momentum buildup or not. If I jump on the turtles and just do a super jump off them I don't make the jump, but if I hop off and run and super jump off a turtle I make it.

Sometimes the jumps are designed to just be far enough away, and sometimes you can accidentally jump over them. I've never been able to jump with confidence.

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>cant force myself to play crash 2/3 until I get all plat relics on crash 1

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>382546304

Sorry man, PEGI doesn't agree.

>>382546607
my autism won't let me either

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There is a small part of me that believes if I 100% every game a spyro demo will unlock.

I know it won't, but a child like wonder is there

so much semen would love my body if this happened

>>382546717
>buying the cheap chinese knock off

For the old timers here, what Crash games did you play and how you fared on them?

I played the hell out of the PSX trilogy, and after a few years of sucking, I got good to the point I could 100% all of them on a single day. At the end, my Playstation and my eyes were begging for mercy, but I managed it. It was the single occasion I ever got 105% on Crash 3, not because I couldn't get the gold relics, but because I thought it was a bullshit rumor for the longest time. I never got all platinums though, too much patience needed that I don't have.

I could have 100%ed WoC, but my game was bugged and would crash on the fourth boss, but from my experience that game was a lot harder than the PSX ones. Never played any other Crash platformer.

On CTR I had huge trouble with the tokens and had a cousin help me. On CNK I could get the tokens just fine, but my downfall were the relics, I could just barely get sapphire and call it a day.

Crash Bash was by far the most frustrating, it was really fucking hard, like I Wanna be the Guy hard. Nevertheless I got every trophy, gem and crystal. But not the relics, fuck them, that kind of challenge isn't for me.

>>382546849
>so much semen would love my body
I bet they would.

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>>382546717
The PEGI rating isn't 3?!

No! it cannot be!

>>382546379
I'm not even gonna attempt that, holy shit

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>>382546849
>so much semen would love my body if this happened
kek you fucking fag

>>382517798
I blame Nintendo. Seriously they are like the one game company that still regularly churns out platformers. Only problem is their platformers recently have been casual as hell. I bet super Mario 3d with like 80+ lives left. Donkey Kong country returns literally has shops to buy lives at, along with other upgrades. This is just bare bones 90's gameplay get good or lose

>>382527879
>watching people play games in 2017

>>382546379

I like the changes they made to this track.

>>382545873
Sure but your mouth has to be around my cock the entire time

>>382545873
Where you at anon, I'd honestly be up for some good old couch co-op

>they ruined the ruin stages in 1
pottery

Just started playing this since I never owned a PS1. This fucking game is some unholy mixture of Mario 64, Dark Souls, Binding of Issac and Resident Evil 5. I hate this.

>>382546379
Fuck, he made it look so easy.
>You can jump on the ropes
I tried that so many times. Goddammit.

>>382547468

They kinda ruined all the moody levels in Crash 1, by making the environments brighter and music funkier.

>>382546393
A-At least it can't be any harder than 3's right? I mean that shit already demanded absolute mastery in most levels. I imagine certain levels in Crash 1 with a time limit as strict could be nightmarish. Fuck I'm sweating just thinking about it.

>>382526897
These games obviously dont hold up today seeing as how they're too hard for the younger generation apparently

>>382546849
>so much semen would love my body if this happened
sign me up baby

I CAN'T FUCKING PLAT ROAD OF NOWHERE

FUCK THIS SHIT GAME

PUT YOUR FUCKING CRASH SIGNS, SO I CAN SUMMON YOU PLEASE

>>382545873
>stuck on cortex

How'd you even beat high road

who has it worse? mario or crash?

who has to traverse a worse hell scape to get a fucking HUG at the end?

Crash does all this shit, tawna hugs his ass

peach atleast kisses mario

>>382547809

PRAISE THE WHOA

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Is the game doing well?

>>382547881
I beat it about 15 mins after that post, i just got stuck at first

no help to you faggots, nobody put there summon sign down in the great hall for me???

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>>382547886

How about Crash 2 and 3? He doesn't even get a hug then. He goes home with no reward what so ever.

Is this in-stock ANYWHERE in the UK?

>>382542804
I swear to god High Road was a lot easier on ps1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZGHnWtUYA

>>382547886
The best part is that Tawna canonically dumps Crash later for fucking Pinstripe.

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>>382547965
I had mine down on the other side of the gem path

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>almost 100%'d Crash 3 and Crash 2 with all Relics
>leaving the Relics and 1 coloured gem in Crash 1 until last
>won't have that sanic speed holding down R2

If they were going to put Relics in Crash 1, should've at least given us the shoes too for maximum speedrunning autism

>>382548063

Only in the anime, but for some time now, I've imagined Crash stumbling into Tawna's life somehow, in which she's a miserable housewife raising Crash's son with Pinstripe. So, Pinstripe would be a literal cuck.

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>>382535169
>alternate ending where crash walks in on tawna blowing pinstripe

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>>382527892

Defending shitposter

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>>382548030
Ah excuse me, no reward what so ever? Last I checked he gets to go home with Coco.

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>>382548287
>alternate ending with plat relics all done in crash 1 where tawna makes bedroom eyes at you on the blimp, gets on her knees and blows you for 10 minutes

crash always lights a cigar half way through the session, thrrows the match off the side of the blimp and it lands on the highroad bridge, burning to the ground as the blimp goes off into the sunset with tawnas head bobbing up and down/spoiler]

>>382548287
Cuck Bandicoot

>>382548216
Cute girls.

>>382537541
>I've always had weird things happen like when spinning one of the lizard enemies causes you to walk in the opposite direction for a little while, not even just that you bounce off, you are forced to walk the other way.
Can confirm this happens to me, and the birds that charge at you in Crash 2 does the same issue if you mistime the spin attack

>If you collect all Plat Relics in Crash 1, Coco will whip out Crash's dick and give him a fucking blowjob
Is this true?

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I was skeptical at first, but they really managed to nail Crash's design in this game.

>>382548730
yes

>>382548730
only if you spin around 3 times in the great hall, press triangle and then look under the truck

>still no webm of angry crash in the ALMOST PERFECT.... BUT YOU DIED! screen

make it happens, /v/

>>382548757

His fuzziness just makes his ears look too roundish, that's what I don't like.

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Been stuck on High Road for at least 3 hours.

>the platinum relic?
n-no... just finishing the level

why does it run 30 fps?

Did they change the AI for Tiny in 2? Just beat him, and a few times he would hesitate and not jump, and I swear he never did that before.

>>382548954

> dirty fps

For all these people stuck on the road levels and sidescroll levels such as slippery climb or gem for Lost City, you tried using dpad only?
Killing accidental left/right or depth movement might help you.

I'm gonna say it here boys but I think Crash 1 is vastly superior to Crash 2, mostly for reasons of bad game design. Some gimmicks are just so meh. Crash 1 had a couple of those, like the bridge levels. They were cheap and not fun overall, but the rest are all excellent. In Crash 2 I find myself dying to things that arent in my control. For example, Bee-having has a million bullshit deaths in it and the mechanic just isn't fun. The levels are also riddled with "traps" which are an insult to game design. You don't want to trap your player, you want to be fair. A nitro box beneath a pile of crates is just sad artificial difficulty

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He does that in the original