What would you do if Kyu actually shows up in front of you saying

>>382504381
Get her__

I'm gay

>>382504381
rape her thats acuallu what she wants

>>382504381
Probably get girls. If real life dating was as easy as a bejeweled interface I'd be drowning in pussy, but so would most anyone with a brain.

Unless she has the power to make me 2D she can fuck right off.

>>382504381
Tell her I only want her and proceed to grope her ass.

avoid eye contact

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Tell her that it's an uphill battle and that it's a waste of time.

>>382504381
tell her to get a better artist

>>382504381
Refuse. I refuse to break the heart of a girl and be the indirect cause of her becoming a crack whore addict cam girl. I rather never meet that girl.
>>382505842
This.

>>382504381
FIGHT HER WITH MY BARE FISTS

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>>382504381
Pat her on the head and enjoy the touch of another person for a few seconds

Then go back to bed

>>382506317
I thought that was a horse dick on her face, but then I saw the thumb

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Tell her 3DPD and that she should fuck off.

>>382504381
Ask why?

would be happy and hope to get an aikogf

No way fag

>>382504381
Shitpost on /v/ about it.

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>>382504381
I already get women decently well on my own. But if she wants to make dating more fun for me I'd gladly accept it

>>382504381
Tell her I'm a fag and direct her to one of my other friends.

>>382504381
3DPD? Nah, lets go back to your realm.

>>382505842
y o u ' r e
n o t
p e r f e c t

>>382506653
how did /v/ get so bad? why are you lying?

>>382506812
Why would I lie? The secret to getting girls is feed them food. Just keep feeding them

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Doubt she can do much, even if she tells me exactly what to say. Now give me the Galgun cupid as a helper and it will be a cinch

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>>382504482
Congratulations!

I'd be down as long as it didn't involve playing Bejeweled.

I swear to God if she sets me up with a girl who is:
Mexishit
A mother
A poo
A prostitute
Nigger
An annoying cat
Or
A Clingy "nerd" girl
She can fuck right off. The only 3 acceptable girls were Aiko, Tiff, and Audrey. The ayy was ok

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>tfw no wigger nymphomaniac fairy gf

Who?

Anyway, I'd just tell her its far, far too late for that and go try someone else.

>>382504381
Ignore her. If I wanted to fuck 3dpd, I'd just pay a hooker.

Instead of Kyu, I like her getting me help to hit on Momo.
Not that I like cat girl with flat chest, it just motivated by nostalgia since I had female cat named momo back in the days.

>>382507306
SHIT TASTE

HuniePop 2 when?

>>382508098

Won''t be for a long time. Ryan is dealing with mental issues and it wasn't going to be worked on until 2018.

>>382504381
girls (male) or girls (female)?

>>382504381
Depends on how much actual support she provided. In the game she basically did nothing.
>>382504758
>If real life dating was as easy as a bejeweled interface
If she just turned all dating interactions into a Bejeweled interface I'd do it just for shits and giggles.

>>382507895
Is this you: https://youtu.be/d2FGgYp6mdk
KYU yourself you fucking embarrassment

Tell her forget the dating and just take her to pound town. She is the cutest in the cg, though Celeste best girl.

I'm starting alpha mode proper with the +1 move +3 sentiment on match four strategy. It's been slightly inconsistent so far, but I certainly dont see any other decent way to keep up with the scaling. I'm coming up on the point where maxing passion and doing a match 4 with a couple power tokens isnt overkill anymore.

>>382504381
why would I ever want to get girls that don't even have the advantage of looking like anime drawings with all the drawbacks?

>>382508315
That sucks. Did he ever make progress on that other dumb game he was making?

>>382504381
tell her she's fuckin' loco but thank my homie for the sex

>>382504381
tell her i have video games to play

>>382509152

No idea but it looked nice from the screenshots.

>>382504381
Tell literally who to go away, i barely have enough time for vidya as it is

play along until she joins the hunt and then abandon everything else to just fuck her on the daily because she's objectively the best girl.

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>>382504381
I would grant her wish of course!

>>382504381
Refuse, because fucking obnoxious sluts like that in real life would just get me AIDS.

>>382504758

>tfw you had fun on alpha mode until you reached a threshold where it just amounted to "get lucky with sentiment building and then pearl necklace since nothing else really matters"

I'm not even sure if I'd enjoy it if I went back to the normal mode.

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can she help me get Nikki