>Read manual >"Take 15 minute breaks during each hour

>quit game?
>no
ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY

>"Press any button to start"
>I press the power button
A
FUCKING
MADMAN

>Last teammate alive
>Close to winning
>Kill myself
THE SECRET SIDE OF ME I NEVER LET YOU SEE

>get final boss to low health
>power off the game and throw the console in the trash
DAMAGED

>>382498324
> someone tells me to get gud
> I start playing worse
UP IN YOUR HEAD FUCKING WITH YOUR SYSTEM!

>say "gg"
>it wasn't gg
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>382498324
>"Take 15 minute breaks during each hour of play"
>actually taking smoke and stretch break after each match of [any multiplayer game]
Am I healthy yet?

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>>382500081

i dont get it

>teammate said he need healing
>switch to the other team and kill him personally
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART

>>382500353
>see thread i dont get
>still post there
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>382498324
now I want jared leto to make a mask remake

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>kill every teammate
>win the round by myself anyway

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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>play JRPG
>use overpowered item when I need it instead of hoarding it

M A D M A N

itt
>website is 18+
>decide to post even though you're all underage retards

>>382501353
>go into funposting thread
>call them underage
SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

> Turn on profanity filter
> Swear all the time

WIRED WERE THE EYES OF A HORSE OF A JET PILOT

>Game says Thank You for playing
>I don't write a letter to the devs saying You're Welcome

MIKE WILL MADE IT

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>>382500353
> get it
> don't spoonfeed newfam on what's going on.

EVERYONE CLOSE TO ME DIES BY MY HANDS

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>>382502045
>make the same thread over and over

>Betray team-mate for sniper
>Deliberately miss every shot and quit after

WELL I'M NOT PARALYZED

>>382502025
This one was actually funny.

> Escort mission
> Complete side objectives from other quests

LOCK ME UP AND SWALLOW THE KEY

>playing engineer
>face sentry into the corner

WAKE UP
WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

is your life really this fucking sad and empty? take a bottle and give it to at least 10 other people and see if they are happy, then maybe we can go and see if there's a problem. go way right and jump, go get down.

>wearing headphones
>set audio to "tv mode"
I AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE NO PUNK BITCH
GET USED TO ONE STYLE AND I MIGHT SWITCH

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>pirate game to try it out
>don't enjoy it
>not too fond of the development team or the publisher
>pay full price for it

>Press tilde
>I'm not even a developer
rosebud

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>Pandaland expansion
>queue up for tank in LFG
>get Blackrock Depths
>do the entire dungeon
>with arrow keys
LET ME TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY

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>"A 360 gamepad is strongly recommended"
>Use Xbox One gamepad instead
THEY SAID MY FUTURE WAS DARK
YOU SEE ME NOW
JUST LOOK AROUND
I'M BEAMIN'

>teammate compliments me on the match and friend requests me
>leave the lobby

IM BLEEDING OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

>queue pops up
>asks me to join or leave
>join when 1 second is left

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

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>>382504281
>accept a friends request
>he treats you like dogshit and feigns ignorance in coy facsimile expecting you to go along with his farce

>see file that says README
>dump it into the recycle bin

AND I AM STRICKEN AND CAN'T LET YOU GO

>Queue for a match
>Decline
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS

this viral marketing meme was never funny

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>>382504537
>Anon doesn't want me to buy Suicide Squad™ on Bluray™ and DVD
>Do it anyway
I CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH, I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH

>stealth mission
>go in guns blazing
LOCK THE KEY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

>play Stronghold for a while
>"What about a snack my leige?"
>I already ate a potato chip five minutes ago

ON A COLD WINTER MORNING

>Option to auto join sever when slot is free
>just press the join server button
VOODOO WHO DO WHAT YOU DON'T DARE DO

>>382504537

how was it viral marketing if it made people want to NOT see the movie?

reverse psychology shilling?

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>teammates tell me to hurry the fuck up
>I walk away from the objective point
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>382501250
Thats insane bro

>play the game in colorblind mode
>I can see colors
I CANNOT BE CONTAINED

>game asks me to adjust brightness so a gray shade is barely visible
>i turn the brightness up 100%

MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

THIS GAME WOULD LIKE TO CREATE A SAVE FILE ON YOUR MEMORY CARD

NO
YES <

NEW GAME <
LOAD (NO DATA FOUND)

EASY
NORMAL
HARD
VERY HARD
IMPOSSIBLE <

ARE YOU SURE?

NO
YES <


CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>game tells you to wear the Wiimote strap
>cut it off instead
LET IT NEVER BE SAID THAT ROMANCE IS DEAD

>>382506640
What the fuck is a memory card?

>play game for fun
SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

>have a suicide attack
>use near our team buildings
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

>last man alive
>hide in a corner instead of making a final attempt at the obj
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE IS SHE FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE

>>382500252
I say bg when it was actually gg

>play bethesda game
>dont use quick travel
THE ACE OF SPADES

>/v/ is last to the party with this meme
>and its the worst variation of it

wonder what reddit will do with it

>do you accept these terms of conditions?
>check accept and click next
>actually do not accept them
CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY BLAZE

>play heavy
>use the dalokos bar instead of sandvich so i don't have to heal my medic
HEY MISS MURDER CAN I MAKE BEAUTY STAY IF I
TAKE MY LIFE

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>Be Left Handed
>Play guitar hero/Rock band in right handed mode

I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORTH FIGHTING FOR, OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM

I'll take your cake and I'll THROW IT TO THE GROOOOUND
Cuz I'm not a part of YOUR SYSTEM!

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>mom tells me to stop playing cos dinners ready
>smash her face into the glass cupboard and sodomise her to completion

DADS GONNA FREAK

>>382502846
No it wasn't