>Two new Metroid games >NO NEW ZELDA GAMES Have we entered

this is the stupidest bait i've seen in a while. it's so retarded it's funny.

>>382449592
what an awkward sentence

Zelda is so misogynsitic.

Why is "made game" in bold? And why does "wow" have an exclamation point before it?

>>382452963
Is metroid spanish?

>As if women get so emotionally upset over everything, they got us completely wrong. That's why I'll get emotionally upset every time I see this trope used in media. That'll show them.
Samus wouldn't give a fuck btw

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>>382449592
>Struggling female character with realistic limitations goes through stressful and traumatic events and expresses those emotions freely
>No way that I, a struggling female with realistic limitations could ever relate to this!

>>382454068
>Samus wouldn't give a fuck btw
This, people really should stop forcing their terrible personalities into Samus and this also goes for Master Chief. They don't give a fuck about regular people, all they care about is saving races and the galaxy, nothing else. Hell Samus wants a Metroid to be her baby and Chief is in love with an AI.

>>382449592
>Story made game

>>382449592
BotW is still fresh you motherfucker
DLC 1 just came out and DLC 2 is coming out at the end of the year
We don't need a new Zelda game until 2018

>>382449592
>>382454915
I'm legitimately struggling to understand what "story made game" means. The exclamation point before a word leads me to believe that english is not the artist's native language.

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>>382449592
>CHAN! CHAN!

>>382455117
I guess he meant "Story-driven Game"
Or something

>>382454915
>¡WOW!

Nintendo hasn't made a Zelda this month, obviously they've given up on the series

>>382455448
It's clear we need a new Zelda game coming out every six months or else it must mean Nintendo doesn't care anymore about the franchise

>>382449592

didn't zelda save link after this event?