Comfy Crash N'sane thread

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>tfw Road to Nowhere

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>>382443105
STOP HURTING MY IMOUTO

All Crash 1 levels are piss easy .

if you cant beat it you should quit gaming.

only hard level on entire game is Space Out (last mission before cortex in crash 2)

because its fucked in some hitboxes and you cant beat it without dying few times to get aku-aku

>>382443024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpbRthSIOVY

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>tfw found Road to Nowhere much easier than that fucking tomb level before it

Jesus Christ, some of those jumps were a pain in the ass to land

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>>382443458
wow thats wierd.

I had troubles with some later stages in crash 1-3 but never crash 2 space levels.

>>382443856
how can you even have troubles with crash 3.

i mean its piss easy , even gives you new powers every minute

Was the jumping always this shit in Crash 1? I know I never beat Crash 1 as a kid and I'm in a slump right now, it isn't that fun.

Native Fortress was pretty easy for me, I dint know why people had an issue. I died 3 times trying, and once due to a bug.

All this has made me really want us the better platforners, and other franchises, in a similar package. Spyro and Tomb Raider, mostly.

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>He doesn't use the dpad

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>>382444034
I was 5

So I was watching some gameplay videos, did they change the spin attack mechanics? I remind you could use to extend your jump range a bit on the playstation and perhaps use it a couple of times on a jump, but here I saw videos of people literally using it 3-4 times in a row, almost to float in the air.

Are my playstation-era memories wrong or, did they indeed change it?

>DD stuck on this for over 2 hours
w e w

>>382444274
you may watching crash 3 after defeating 3rd boss you get spin attack as you described

>>382444361
Yeah still, I don't think I could use it to float like 4-5 seconds even in crash 3. Mind you, the last time I played crash 3 was in 99.

>Got my first colored gem in the Generator Room
I-is there hope for me to git gud?

Loving the remake. I forgot how unforgiving some of the levels are in Crash 1. It really ramps up the difficulty from level to level.

By far the worst are the bridge levels. fuck them to holy hell.

I am going through crash 1 with little problems, those colored gems are still a bitch though.

If you die in bonus levels does that count as dying for the green gem?

>>382444679
Health bar should only have 1 HP.

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Just got the gem in slippery climb.

Wasn't too bad. Bonus level was the hardest part but you can easily retry that. I also like that any bonus level serves as a checkpoint of sorts. They made crash 1 easier without overly-casualizing it.

>Play it
>"Why am I so trash at this? I was good as a ki.."
>Realize I am using the analog stick
>Immediately git gud when I switch back to dpad

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>>382443105

>slippery climb
what the F*CK were they thinking?

>>382443458
wow ur really tough dude

Cheapest place to buy this game? Think I read people were getting like.$20 or 20% off

>doing Jaws Of Darkness to get the clear
>die several times jumping across the blue gems because I'm shite
>die to stupid shit on the surprisingly easy Cortex bonus
>miss one box somewhere
turned the game off

>>382444875

Maybe start giving a heck (pardon my language) about trying to play well instead of expecting every level to just be easy. Yea it kicks your a$$ but you gotta keep retrying.

>>382444828
>>382444126
I alternate depending on the situation.

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>>382444679
>tfw been stuck here now for almost 3 hours
I've lost count on how many Game Over's I've had now (probably between 50 and 100)

>>382445021
>die on the gem jumping
Kill your depth movement with dpad, I never had an issue with this in the Original.

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>tfw new Hang Eight theme

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>mfw I wasted all my lives on Sunset Vista to try and get those Cortex heads

I can do the bonus levels up to this point with little trouble but for some reason those two boxes inbetween those blocks that push you off is impossible for me. Also fuck the coloured gems. Get all boxes without dying? I legit can't do that in a single level. Not one. I'm never getting the true end lads.

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I think its time we talk about the bonus levels.

>>382445598

For what its worth, you can die in and retry bonus levels and still get a colored gem.

>>382445727
Well that's good to know but I die frequently outside them for that to be an issue anyway. Thanks though.

>>382445598
In the original you had to do it in every single level, anon. Every single one. In this one you do too, for the relics.

So is there a new save system in Crash 1 now or what?

>>382445905
yes there is an active autosave and 4 save slots for inbetween levels.

How do you unlock the area alternate path above boulder dash?

>>382446036

With keys. The game will show you what levels have keys.

>>382446025
And people are still complain unf it's hard?

>>382446036
need the purple gem from a later level

>>382444982
its sold out in everywhere

Gonna buy mine today after work. Haven't played since I rented 1 when I was like 6. Gonna have a good time and veg out like the old days

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>>382445848
This is why I never bothered to 100% in the PS1 games. The requirements for this shit isn't fun, all Crash has done since I got it is stress me out.

>>382446132
levels are unchanged, same old checkpoint boxes.

>>382443024
Fumbling in the Dark crystal, finally.

>>382446209
Crash isn't the type of game to autistically obsess about, it a game that give you a reason to keep coming back playing a bit every day until you finally get it down perfectly. It's an incentive to keep playing and enjoying the levels.

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>>382446132

People are shit at games nowadays.

Maybe they always have been but its more noticeable now whenever a moderately somewhat kind of sort challenging game like Crash 1 hits the mainstream.

Everyone's talking about crash 1 but fuck me that red gem path in crash 2s ice level was fucking hard

>>382444875
Its honestly a great level. Once you get the gem for it you've basically mastered it and can appreciate how well designed it is.

>>382445021
The extra box is hidden offscreen

>>382443024
Switch + PC port when?

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>>382446385
You're not telling me anything I don't already know dude, I've still got my original Crash 2 when it first released so I'm no stranger to the series I just forgot how stressful some of the shit can be and I'm venting more than anything. Levels and hitting all the boxes I'm good with so I'll just do that and get the real anal stuff later.

Side note Coco is just fantastic.

>>382446481
This senpai. The box gem for that level is the only clear gem i have left.

>>382446553
No word on that from Activision. I have it on playstation but i honestly hope it gets a multiplat release.

>He actually opens checkpoint boxes instead of purposely avoiding them.
Please tell me you're not a checkpoint scrub.

>>382446895
Tell me anon, how else do i get the all boxes gems

>>382446895
>doesn't get all boxes
>dares to call anyone else a scrub

Full fucking kek

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I just finished Crash 2 for the first time today. It's something I never bothered to do as a kid. It feels good. But I don't really feel like getting all the gems now.

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HOLY SHIT I MADE IT
I FUCKING FINISHED ROAD TO NOWHERE HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HAPPY NOW
JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME I SPENT LIKE 4 HOURS ON THAT SHIT AAAAAAAAAAH
ITS FINALLY OVER, I CAN PROCEED TO THE NEXT LEVEL FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>382443458
Maybe you're just more familiar with Crash 1 than the others, because I remember playing it after 3 and finding it to be much harder than the later games. I've only made it past the first island in the remaster, but Native Fortress wasn't fucking around, and I'm starting to remember how tricky this one could be.

>>382447152
Now get the Platinum relic.

>>382446553
I really doubt it's coming to the Switch it'd have to be downgraded but it should come to pc eventually.

>>382443458
>Space Out is harder than High Road

are you off your rocker mate?

>>382447152
i did that shit when i was 6 anon

>>382447090
>Coco calls crash over to help her beat a really hard level.
>She could beat it if she wanted to, she just wants to see her big brother play her favorite game
Shes literally too pure for the world.

This game is too hard to be enjoyable. Beating your head against the same thing, over and over again, just isn’t fun. There is a frustration factor that can come into play.

Besides, what’s with difficulty elitism anyways? You want to get your rocks off on ‘how hard the games you play are’, I mean, that’s great for you, but no one’s gonna look at you like you’re an Adonis just because you play hard games.

>>382447376
I want to suck the dick of that anon who got plat on slippery , desu nigga

>>382447376
t. will never know that feel when you beat a real challenge

>>382447376
Git gud

>>382447376
If you don't want hardness then the game isn't for you. It doesn't have to be. Not that hard that I couldn't beat it when I was a kid though.

>>382447376
It's fun to be challenged, and it's fun to git gud. You filthy casual.

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>>382447090
Coco's bare toes

>>382447376
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who beat these games when they were like six years old

>>382447376
I casually finished this game when I was a child on vacation somewhere
if you think it's hard either the remakes are harder for some reason or you're retarded

it's a wake up call for modern gamers.
pick up the controller and try again till you beat it

>>382447376
lol git gud faggot

>The look Coco gives you when you missed boxes

She knows I'm a worthless loser is scolding me for it, it turns me on

did the originals add checkpoint boxes when dying too much? just happened to me.

>Have absolutely no nostalgia for Crash
>played it once in the 90s, didn't care much for it
>hear that the three original games are getting remastered
>laugh at the idea, but get a bit happy for the fans
>suddenly the game releases
>everyone is really happy playing it
>casuals complaining about difficulty
>start feeling the hype
>go out and buy it

Jesus, the enthusiasm surrounding this collection was infectious. I can't believe I actually paid full price for a Crash game. Anyone here in the same position? I hope it's good!

How the fuck am i supposed to get a relic on the high road. This level is fucked beyond belief

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>>382447541
>It's fun to be challenged
Do you wanna rephrase that?

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>>382447541
''it is fun to be challenged''

>>382447776
>that scowl when you drive into bombs on the water levels.

I haven't play the game but I watched some let's plays and it seems like it's harder to control Coco in those Pirate levels in Crash 3. Is this true? Did they fucked up the controls?

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>>382443024
>First level of Crash 1
>STILL CAN'T PASS IT

I think it's perception or something, because the ledges are always further than they appear when I make a jump. That or I fucking suck

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The relics are the worst part aren't they?

>>382447776
I would kill for a Coco YOU

>>382447914
Wow really? Only on 2 atm but i remember her looking cute and helpless when that happens in the original

>>382447803
>but get a bit happy for the fans
You're too kind for this site.

>>382447972
Yeah they fucked it

Does anyone else call new lives "Men" and "Man"? As in, "I just got a free man"?

>>382447541
>It's fun to be challenged

This should be the /v/ banner always and forever.

why are people so autistic about gems and relics?
they're bonus content, not really the main game which is just getting through the levels, which is what i'd do if i bought the remaster, only 100% CTR was fun and partially Crash Bash because the gameplay didn't get so old

>>382447989
You're supposed to jump soon after you start falling

>>382448039
Coco JOI*

>>382448039
it's kind of a "fucking loser hand the controller to someone competent" look.

it's adorable

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>>382445598
>Tfw just ended a 2 hour struggle to get the Lost City Green Gem

Only upside is I got a ton of lives now can't wait to lose them all in High Road

>Fun

Please refrain from using this buzzword, it's what you call a game when you can't think of any reasons why it's actually good

>>382447779
Yeah

>>382448223
i lost 20 lives in the first bridge level, have fun.

>>382447803
>Liked the Crash games as a kid, but dropped the series hard after the fourth game
>Not interested in the remaster, since I was sure they would fuck it up
>Friend talks about how he was surprised how many Game Overs he was getting
>Tells someone else later about it, and I joke that people just aren't used to games that don't hold your hand like you're five years old
>For some reason, this clicks something in my brain and I've just convinced myself to get it
>Pull out my phone and buy it over the PSN app

>>382447803
They are definitely good games and overall paying ~13 bucks for a full current-gen remade Crash game is not expensive. Plus if it sells well maybe we'll get CTR and who knows, Spyro.

>>382448227
but what if I'm having fun

>>382448290
I beat Road to Nowhere before I went back to do Lost City

I'm currently getting my ass kicked by Sunset Vista

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Okay guys I don't mean to alarm you but i think they have put a secret 4chan reference in the game too.

I am not even memeing here but i just played an ice level and killed a seal and something flew towards me that was NOT a wumpa fruit and looked a lot like a pepe face. It moved so quick that i can't say for sure but I saved the clip so gonna watch now and report back

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>>382445598
It's really not that hard anon.

>>382448072
Is this even possible to get all platinum relics now? Some Coco levels (I think it was Hot Coco) were really hard even on PS1.

>>382447989
I'm sorry but you suck anon, there are no excuses. Practice a bit.

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>>382447152
I did that shit when I was 6 and mentally retarded with 3 broken arms. Get gud kiddo

>>382448223
I'm on it right now and I think I already went through 5 game overs.
I want to ducking die

>>382443024
HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE HAVE 37 SECONDS ON TURTLE WOODS?!

My best is 1:04!

>>382448496
Anon go race for those relics.

>>382447515
but it's a feel of having wasted time being frustrated when you could have been enjoying yourself playing something actually fun
i hate games with punishing difficulty, like Dark Souls, where if you die there's consequence and you have to backtrack to where you were and everything, if Crash had infinite lives that would be more fun to play
>>382447603
i never beat Crash 1, and even then, i didn't get all the relics/gems bullshit, i didn't even know it existed

>>382448496
>2 relics

>>382448107

i say life, my dad used to call them sonics while playing sonic

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>Streamed Crash 1 5 days ago
>Struggled hard
>Chat makes fun of me for being a "noob" and forgot I beat 2-3 without without any problem

Fuck you. Suffer and taste the salt.

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>>382443458

>>382448496
>haven't got all the relics yet

Premature bragging is just sad.

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OHHHHHHHH SLIPPERY CLIMBY GEM RUN WOOOOAHH WOOAHH WOOAHH OHH IT'S SLIPPY, I MEAN IT IS SLIPPY, YOU CAN'T REFU-- THEY'RE NOT LIARS! THEY REALLY ARE NOT! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE PAST 4 FUCKING HOURS FAILING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND YO UKNOW I'M JUST LOSING MY FUCKING MIND, YOU KNOW? I JSUT WANT IT TO STOP, I-- I JUST I WANT IT OVER, I WANT IT ALLLL TO GO AWAY, I DON'T WANNA FAIL THE EAGLE JUMPS ANYMORE, I DON'T WANNA MISS A CRATE, I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR THE STAIRS TO BE CLIMBABLE, I JSUT WANT ENJOY THE GAME YOU KNOW, I WANT IT TO BE OVER, WHY DO I CONTINUE??

I CAN JUST, TURN IT OFF, FUCK IT, YA KNOW? I CAN JUST TURN IT OFF, LIVE MY LIFE, GO OUTSIDE, ENJOY, BE HAPPY, BUT NO, I'LL STOP HERE, TRYING TO CLIMB THE SLIPPERLY SLIPPERS, ITS SO FUCKING SLIPPY!!!! WOOPSIE I'VE FALLEN AND TRIPPED AGAIN ON THE CLIMB WOAH THATS WACKY AND WEIRD JUST FUCK IT CHRIST MAKE THIS STOP, FUCK CORTEX, FUCK WUMPA FRUITS, FUCK THE MASKS, JUST FUCK THEM ALL, IF THAT OTHER MODEL FUCK BANDICOOT DOESN'T GET ON HER GOD DAMN KNEES AND WORSHIP CRASH'S COCK WHEN I GET ALL THESE FUCKING GEMS HOLY FUCK IF I FAIL AGAIN I AM GOING TO ACTUALLY CRASH SPIN IRL INTO MOVING TRAFFIC

>>382448656
Git fucking gud nerd.

>>382444615
no it shouldnt

>>382448716
>>382448107

i used to call them faces

>>382448826
WOAH!

Is it just me or is the hitbox on the welders in Crash 2 smaller? I was javing a fair bit of trouble hitting them.

Thoughts on coco?

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>get to end of level
>miss last jump
>respawn
>walk straight off edge
>game over
Crash was never good desu

>>382448716
My dad used to call them extra dudes

>>382448441
Update: it wasn't pepe it was just a wumpa...

>>382448107
I still call the fruits "apples" because I always forget their real name and even if I now they actually look like mangos.

>>382448985
cute, CUTE!

>>382448985
Cute af

>>382448985
COCO A CUUUUUUUUTE

>>382448992
more like you were always bad at video games

Can someone please put a summon sign down in Hang Eight first checkpoint? I need help. Pass ''Rutabaga''

>>382448441
>>382449030
You may be clinically retarded seek help and take this (You) with you for luck

The Fruit Bazooka feels weird. In the original game, you used up to move it down, and down to move it up.

>>382447603
right here

Can somebody pleasse accept my summon outside of Slippery Climb?

pass "crash was never good"

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>"Crash Bandicoot has become Dark Souls"

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>>382448985
CUTE!

>>382448675
>>382448708
>>382448778
Fuck off. Crash 1 wasn't even designed for time trials. I don't have to get them.
I'm too scared to try

Only ever played Crash 2 and CTR when I was a kid so 2 is what I started with yesterday and I had a blast. I cleared the first three warp rooms so far and I think I'll be able to finish the rest today.

Which one should I play next lads, 1 or Warped? Which one has the closest gameplay and level design to 2?

>>382449276

Thats because invert sticks is the only way to play.

>>382449330

That better still work anon.

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Can you still walk really up close to the camera in Hanging Out's secret trail?

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Kempferzero or Mario-Grant?

>>382449417
Warped for sure.

>>382449347
hey that's a nice image. someone post original for comparison.

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>>382449330
STOP IT! THATS ENOOUUUUUUGH

>>382449417

You should play them in order - going back to 1 after 2 and 3 is a painful experience.

>>382449373
Why does her laptop turn into a dildo?

>>382449030
No shit anon.

>>382449417

probably warped

>>382448834
Git gud?! There must be some tactic I am unaware of, I'm slide spinning the entire way, jumping over the pits, with only a few mistakes here or there, but there just does not seem to be enough time crates to get it that low!

>>382443024
I have never played any of the games before but I'm impressed by the cutscenes and how animated everything is in the game from footage I've seen.

HOW? How is it all the kickstarter money in the world AT BEST, gave us something medicore like Yooka-Laylee, yet all it took was Naughty Dog going "Eh fuck it let's remake Crash for the hell of it" to actually bring a platformer back into the late 2010s?

Honestly it makes me wonder why Kickstarter is a thing still? Is it even used for shit other than games and comics?

>>382449519

She comes from /g/.

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What if Coco dated Klonoa?

>>382443024
>really want to get this
>remember all those levels I got stuck on as a kid

I'm scared, I don't wanna buy it and end up being stuck like halfway through the game like before.

>>382444527
You can actually

I've heard this game hasn't been selling as expected, is this true or is it just some faggot making shit up?

>>382449347
Is there a non-blurry version?

did they always give you a free mask after you've gotten fucked in the ass three or four times in a row?

>>382449481
why not both?

>>382449806

yeah

>>382449743

https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-video-games/zgbs/videogames

>>382444679
>mfw I run along the rope, bypassing the whole level

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>>382449806
it's the game's way of saying "you suck"

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>Watching blind crash let's plays
>Guys keep dying to the last pit in the first level of crash one
>Guys keep spinning into the tnts and questioning why they die
>Completely missing obvious hitboxes and blaming the game. "Jumping on turtles is too hard"

We're truly living in the walking simulator generation

>>382447376
kill yourself Kotaku faggot

>>382449673
>remember the first time I got to N.trophy as a kid and spent hours dying before quitting and going to bed.
>still didn't stop me from buying it over again.

A SMASHING BLAST FROM THE PAST

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>>382449869
Forgot my face

>>382449790
I've been trying to get one but it's hard to get the timing right
the motion blur makes it funnier

>>382449806
Yea, that surprised me as well as I can usual wreck each crash game without dying too much, but I find myself struggling on a few level this go around.

>>382449587
> Naughty Dog
> there are still people who thin Naughty Dog made this

>>382449420
It does

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>>382449912
>tfw i thought he said "a smashing blast to Coco's ass"

>>382450009
Vicarious Visions finally did good. Just took Naughty Dog giving them the source code to do so.

>>382449515
>play them in order
That ship sailed 20 years ago m8.

>>382449587

The Naughty Dog who did crash died ages ago, anon.

>>382449743
Unironically true, we're keeping our finger crossed for a late comeback

>>382450153
Modern Naughty Dog is much better.

As a kid I always thought Crash was a naughty dog.

He doesn't even look like a rl bandicoot.

>win area 51 by a split second
>still get gold relic
Really make you work for that one gem down here

Everyone seems to be playing this. Once it's out on Xbox and PC the sales should be high enough to warrant a crash team racing remaster, I hope.

These platinum relic times are fucking mental.
I think I only ended up with like 5 after playing for the better part of today.

Hangin out can get fucked.

>>382450183
Stop making shit up faggot.

>>382450185
Of course, but I still miss old ND

why would you play as crash when you can play as coco

>>382450250
>Once it's out on Xbox and PC

lol

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Crash 1 is some fucking masochist shit.

I beat this as a kid?

Road to Nowhere is raping my lives.

>>382443458
damn you're so cool can i have your autograph?

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Reminder that if you're not listening to Crash's personal playlist whilst playing then you're doing it wrong.
Coco: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6VSSIhJLiD4WM6jw6GBnc2
Crash: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6jPYUqvoHTXdzNLxixWYdP
Cortex: https://open.spotify.com/user/playstation_music/playlist/6nRT0nPVi7yeAwI32W7p7q

>>382447376
I beat the game and beat the game now, even though I've become shit at video games. Stop complaining, you pathetic scrub.

>>382450250
It's by Naughty Dog
You'll NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN to any other platform.

>>382449873
link me to this greatness

>>382450140
They didn't even have the source code. They remade the game 'by ear' if you will.

>>382450250
CTR is fully owned by Sony though, remaster would be their call.

Think Demons Souls or Bloodborne.

>game coming on monday
>mum says she remembers me as a kid playing the original and liked the game
>says she thinks itll be fun to play it with me when it comes

gonna be a very comfy start to the week lads

>>382450406
I mean Coco is watching Uncharted 4 LP on her laptop.

>>382450526
Ohhh looks like someone is getting some sex on monday.

>>382450592
momday haha LOL

>>382450481
WEll I had thought I had heard them say they are interested in remaking CTR, but depends on how well this game sells

>>382443024
I'm having fun playing the originals this week and laughing at how fucking ugly the remakes are.

>>382450592
do not lewd my mother pls she is pure

>>382450378
Muting the ingame music and listening to Crash's playlist while trying to get colour gems atm.

>>382450526
Hope you enjoy it mate, I'm taking it round my nans to play it with my siblings and my nieces and nephew.

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>>382450526
>tfw ywn play Crash with your mommy
>She will never milk your dry while you try your best on Road to Nowhere
Suffering

Crash oficially unjusted himself, haven't had so much fun in a while.

>>382443105
>that eye-roll

CUTE

>>382450675
xD

>>382450452

This is also pretty painful to watch at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaJaCf617O0

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>road to nowhere
I'm not gonna make it

>>382450526
>>382450592
remember to bring protection anon

>>382450675
obvious bait is obvious

>>382450705
Good man
I beat one of the coloured gems while danger zone played.
felt good.

>>382450706
sounds like the family gatherings i used to have before moving away years ago, have fun m8

>>382447376
t. game journalist

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I'm saving the Crash 1 time trials for last. Jesus, this is easily the most difficult thing in the game. The High Road is kicking my teeth in.

It doesn't help that the turtle hitbox is smaller and their bounce doesn't send you as far as the original.

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is there any chance this game is going to come to pc

>>382450974
heck no.

>>382450750
Just run along the rope

I don't care if it makes me a furry, I would fuck Tawna senseless.

Thoughts on Coco's feet?

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>>382450974
Yea when persona 5 comes to pc

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So the entire plot of Crash 2 is
>get me a battery

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I died 15 times to this fucking jump

Slide jumps were a mistake

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>>382450974
Through PS4 emulation in 20 years when the Playstation 6 comes out with Double N Sane Trilogy remake and Crash looks like this.

>>382450974
literally zero. You have better a chance at getting Red Dead Redemption.

>tfw I don't have a ps4
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just accepted a bunch of money and will probably end up buying a ps4 around the time Spider-Man comes out

Phew. Just beat Crash 1 with all gems. I dunno if I have it in me to go for relics here. I mean, most of the levels seem like they'd be manageable, but then I think about shit like Sunset Vista, The High Ground, Slippery Climb, and my resolve quickly starts to fade.

>>382451189
>no pants

Lewd as fuck

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Like, who the fuck is he? He just appears and is a power up in 1.
Why the fuck am I only questioning this now?

>>382450974
For Windows 10

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>Get through the time trial for the Yellow Gem on Plant Food on the first try
>Die on the Nitro boxes at the very end of the level

No wonder "journalists" got prissy, Crash 1 actaully requires skill to finish.

After casual shit like Mario or Kirby they thought platforming was braindead.

>>382450974
>is there any chance this game is going to come to pc
Yes, it's a safe bet. It's published by Activision so there is no reason why it wouldn't.

>>382451179
No.
Crash is Kidnapped by Cortex and forced to do his bidding because crash a stupid.

>>382451182
That's not even hard.

>>382451182
Slide/Jump/Spin, almost at the same time, but in that order

>>382451189
I want to kick this little shit

Guys I really really really really really want to molest Coco.

>>382450760
>not liking these disgusting Unity-tier graphics is "bait"
Kill yourself retard

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Is it just the first game that's super difficult? It's the only ND Crash I never played (started with 2 as a kid). I don't remember any of the sequels being as frustrating as people make it out to be.

Also that reminds me;

>at a toy store in the 90s
>video game section
>line of kids queued up to play a demo of Warped
>it's one of Coco's Great Wall levels
>they all take turns and fail to complete the level
>my go
>I ace it in one
>mfw hero of the toy store that day

>>382451260
I hope you don't plan on actually getting Spider-Man anon. Everything points to it being ASM3 featuring Miles from the ruined Ultimate series.

>>382451260
>accepted
bribe?

>>382451428
>In the minority for not liking the 'art style' not graphics, btw

>>382451289
It is I, Aku Aku! My duty is to protect you. You may summon me by breaking open these crates. Call me thrice and I shall grant you special powers!

>>382451289
>needing it to tell you
Stop questioning everything you faggot it's a fucking video game platformer.

>>382451428
Lol! owned! xD

>>382451320
I'm willing to bet most of them got their asses kicked by 1, didn't even make it past Native Fortress or High Road, and never touched 2 or 3.

>>382451289
>Why the fuck am I only questioning this now?

Back then you, nor anyone else, gave a fuck. It was a powerup and it was fun so lets rock but now everything needs a backstory and a complex plot to exist and your mind has been tained by this bullshit.

>>382451493
loans

{spoiler]Goddamn America

>>382451473
1 is the hardest by far but i do not think its unfair.

On sunset vista lads and just made it to the top. There are panels and planks coming out of the walls, dreading this.

>>382446132
if a game has enough difficulty that you die at all game journalists will compare it to darksouls

How the fuck do you look at the leaderboards for the secret levels in crash three, I just got a platinum on eggipus rex and I wanna see how far I am off #1

I really hope Spyro is next.

Those skyboxes in HD would be delightful.

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>>382450378
>Stupid Girl

>tfw you're so retarded, your only family member's biggest fear is being like you

>>382451289
He is the protector spirit of N. Sanity Island, who helps Crash to fight against Cortex.

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>getting frustated
>still having fun
>feel motivated instead of deterred
Is this what it feels like to enjoy video games again?

>>382451428
when's the last time you saw a Unity game anon

Spyro trilogy when?
And no, not the deviantart trilogy

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Realised lot of parents will buy this game for their kids and either they will drop them or become the new generation of hardcore gamers

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>>382451852
>>382451949
>Bianca in HD

haha...

I think i will be getting Vietnam style ptsd flashbacks from the High Road music later.

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>>382452019
>mfw I nearly won an unopened Cortex figure on eBay for only €50 but some cunt with money to spare raised it too high

>>382451949
>deviantart trilogy

wat

>>382452019
the thought of the latter brings a tear to my eye.

>>382451289
Long ago, in a distant land, I, AKU-AKU - the benevolent, tiki-mask demi-god - unleashed an unspeakable good.

What relics have fucked you up lads?
>Rolling Stones
>Native Gate
>Sunset Vista
>High Road

Only managed the gold on High Road by a second, had to mix the rope running with the turtle bouncing it was a nightmare.

>>382451289
The real question is, what the hell does he say when you pick him up?

>>382452365
OODABAGAH

>>382452365
It's confirmed to be RUTABAGA.

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>mfw Sunset Vista
Compared to Road to Nowhere, this level is babby-tier

BIG BIG SUKA
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Ahah my cheap as shit tactic to walk on ropes still work in Road to Nowhere.

>>382452365
BOODAWAGA
*badumdum*

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>Never owned Crash 1 as a kid, but rented it a few times
>Never got past the first island
>Now I'm already on the third island
>Want to go for 100% but don't think I have the patience for that

>>382452514
just finish the game and go to the next one. those are extra challenges for if you FEEL like it!

>>382451927
He and Uka Uka are probably part of the same tribe as Papu Papu back when they were still human. The whole repeating names thing and all.

>>382449276
Go into the options anon

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>>382452365
>he doesn't know

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>>382452239
Think he's talking about the Legend of Spyro trilogy there.

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>>382452128
>hunter and Obama kiss in hd

haha

>>382448223
I went through the same pain brother

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>>382448826
I read this in his voice and it's hilarious.
INTERDIMENSIONAL VAMPIRE BANDICOOT MOLESTORS
also
>mfw slipping off the very edge of a turtle

>>382452705
>no ''only on ps4''

Switch version pretty much confirmed. So glad I dont have to buy a PS4 now.

>>382452824
>Switch
>third party games

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAA

>>382452824
PHUK DA POLIIIIIIIICE
BIG BIG SUKKAAAAAAAAAA

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>>382451179

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> Green gem = 3 hours
> Orange = 1st try
> Blue = 1 hour
> Red...
> Red?
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Think I'm done for today.

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>>382452128

>>382443024
Difficult to have a blast when it looks and sounds like shit compared to the originals.

>>382452824
>ps4 has no gaems
>please come out on insert platform here

kys

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What is she running from?

>>382453229
My lust

>>382449481
>Kempferzero or Mario-Grant?
A better artist.

Look, both are by no means bad, but they arejust a flavour of the month if they don't shake up and improve in the next months.

fucking hell, what's the hog's problem on road to nowhere?

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>Watch random streamer
>He leaves boxes behind because he just wants to complete it

>>382453340
HEY HE IS BIG SUKA NO VORRYY
EHEHEHEH

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>>382451363
>Crash is Kidnapped by Cortex and forced to do his bidding
Which is getting 25 batteries.

I've been replaying all 3 of these games once a year since I was ten years old, how likely am I to still have trouble with them when I finally get my copy?

>>382452652
I always had a theory that Papu Papu was the name of the mask he wears on his head, and consequently the title of the chief who wears it.

>>382453302
What does Kempferzero need to improve on?

>>382453432
You'll mostly do fine but some of the levels will fuck you over because the timings are all slightly different and there's no room for error

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>stuggle for hours on Lost City for the green gem yesterday
>play again today and get the red gem on Slippery Climb in on try

>>382450378
>Account-based music streaming
No thanks.

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>>382451514
>I'm Crash, Bandicoot of N. Sanity Island. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I broke open 3 special wooden crates and said
>OOGABOOGA

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>>382453229

>>382453432
I haven't played this game since 2003, and my childhood muscle memory for this game is still intact.

You should be fine.

>>382450153
It was Neil Druckmann, who rigged the brakes and took over under their death.

God I want to fucking lance Coco's ass with my cock, I want to shoot my milk deep inside her chocolate starfish.

>>382450185
>jak and daxter garbage
>uncharted garbage
>last of us garbage
I beg to differ

Was the music always as understated as it is in the remake or did they fuck something up?

Haven't bought a ND game since Jak & Daxter. Did they botch this?

>>382453926
>jak and daxter garbage
those are fighting words

>>382450737
they look like they're having fun

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>>382451182
>he can't megajump
what a scrub

>>382451852
If this does mega-well (and it's probably doing well), we are likely going to get a Spyro HD Trilogy with Insominac helping Vicarous seeing how their first big Triple AAA title is Spider-Man.

>>382454045
Modern ND didn't had anything to do with this.
It's too childish for them.

I just realised that they replace arabs in Crash 3 with white men, i mean what the fuck

>>382454038
Some is good but a lot sounds kinda undynamic and weirdly MIDI. Just played orient express and it sounded odd but toad village was dope

i gotta say some of the brio bonuses are harder than the actual fucking levels

How do I get the gem on the first level?

>>382454057
Jak is barely more modern than Crash.

I never played Crash (I was more of a nintendo kid) is this game good compared to nintendo titles

>>382454184

really or are you talking shit?

>>382454184
You mean the bespectacled dudes that were always there?

>>382454296
Don't bother, it's too hard for a nintendobabby such as yourself to enjoy.

Just beat sunset vista and koala kong. Unironically proud of myself.

>Sold out on UK Amazon until July 5th
>Sold out two days running in the local game shop

I think Crash is back, lads.

why did they change the rope trick in the bridge levels? crash just falls after running on them for a bit

>>382454184
They were always white obj_motherfuckers dressed in Arabian clothing.

>>382454184
Those characters were always there, you motherfucker

The only content I'm aware is actually changed through regional differences is the magicians. In the PAL version if you span them it destroyed their clothes and you needed to attack again. In the UTSC version which this is based off of, that doesn't happen.

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my copy arrived yesterday but I've been working and had shit to do
Only just got past Brio, not even played 2 or 3
Very few gems and no relics

at least i'm pacing myself ha

>>382454416
n-no...! didn't you hear that it's underselling everywhere! c-crash is dead guys, just accept it!

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>tfw you buy note 7

>>382453406
all 3 games then

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This is perhaps the best remastered song I would argue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFE8voXaDeI

>>382444679

More edits pls

>>382453746

Good answer.

>>382454184
They're all clones. None of them were 'arabs'.

>>382454179
Does Activision have Spyro rights as well? They probably will get VV to do it again if so. The Spyro remake will take a lot more work though because they'll have to focus on the sanbox level geometry, all those models, and getting new voice actors, subtitles, etc.

I believe in them though. It seems like they're trying to be real developers now.

>>382454416
I had to get it ordered into the store because my local GAME was sold out, I'm amazed crash still has pulling power.