Why is Zelda almost always a colossal fuckup in every game

>Father, praying at random gods we've never seen isn't giving me magical powers, maybe we should think about a reserve pl-
>FUCK OFF AND PRAY MORE

I can't really blame her

>>382422974
Is the princess was actually competent there wouldn't be much to do for you, would it?

Nintendo can't write

They are good at designing games.

Because she's a woman.

>>382423342
This

>>382423194

you don't have to cover every criticism with a blow job

>>382423194
>They are good at designing the same 5 games over and over.
FTFY

>>382422974
We love her more as a fuckup

>>382423080
If the princess were "actually competent", she'd not get kidnapped/hide away and instead would lead an army with Link as a specialist pointman against Ganon's forces. Or in short, you'd get a more focused Hyrule Warriors.

>>382422974
So Link can give her a dick without her resistance.

>>382422974
Women in power in charge of repelling shitskin invader

>>382422974
Accurately portraying a woman

>>382423475
>>382423404
Why does this game still draw out the same butthurt guys?

>>382423485
The people of 10,000 years ago are in the wrong.

No other LoZ game needed to send Link with 100s of autonomous robots and four mecha. Hell Zelda doesn't always help out either.

Ganon won because he took control of the Guardians/Divine Beasts. If it was Link + Royal Army, Link would have won.

>>382423632
>If it was Link + Royal Army
Dude, the royal army got destroyed.

>>382423632
I don't even understand why the four champions helped. Those dunegoens were worth doing so link could get different abilities. That was enough

>>382423709
Yes. - Link, the important part.

>>382423817
No, I mean literally all the guards. Their fucked up shields are everywhere near the castle grounds.

>>382423863
In Breath of the Wild? Yeah all the Guardians fucked them up. We see them wreck Hyrule Town.

I'm saying if the people 10,000 years ago didn't make the Guardians/Divine Beasts Ganon would have lost, AGAIN.