Can we meme this game being the new Dark Souls so normies will

>>382422217
Well I mean it's difficult and dark souls came out after.
Why not

Do you WANT new Crash games? Think about it

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>>382422335
Umm yes, Crash Twinsanity style open world on PS4 would be great

Fuck yeah. It already is, but we need to spread the word.

Game was sold out at Gamestop here in Norway. An empty nr1 PS4 shelf met me, and I was actually happy about it.

Luckily I found it in a different store that has a little known tiny gaming section.

>>382422398
>Game was sold out at Gamestop here in Norway
>Norway
That's because the store got five copies.

>>382422394

Crash Twinsanity style level structure only. Diregard everything related to presentation from that abomination.

>>382422394
>crash twinsanity style
Lol no. Just make more classic style crash games plz.

is it actually difficult? arent they just straight ports?

I played these games when I was like 8 years old without any trouble

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>>382422469
Of course, though they have kept the Cortex from that game, i'm not sure was that the right decision especially when Twinsanity Cortex is a clown and PS1 Cortex was menacing

>>382422537
Crash 1 is hard as shit and Crash 2 is pretty difficult at times and Crash 3 is the easiest

>>382422394
Fuck you. Twinsanity doesn't even feel like a crash game. Everything after warped actually.

>>382422637
I think a menacing clown is best for cortex.

I mean, Warped had him downgraded when Uka Uka was introduced.

>>382422637

Menacing Cortex you have limited contact with is a landslide better than a show stealing clown.

Also Crash is much better portrayed in N.Sane Trilogy as a crazy wild, and relatively intelligent animal, compared to a retarded human in Twinsanity.

>>382422716
So you think Naughty Dog wouldn't have made more open world if the technology was enough? They already did with Jak and Daxter so i'm sure that's the direction they would have went

>>382422438


Funny how I saw six copies in the other store then, cunt.

>>382422857

He means the written humor, visuals and audio, I think. That's what I think anyway, nothing against opening up the levela.

>>382423007

levels*

>>382423007
Oh okay, i just used Twinsanity as example for Crash openworld because it was the first

>>382423007
>audio

Talk about Twinsanity in any other way, but it offers some great boss themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWE_WHRbmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDcWGP9P2js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYG6lzY74S0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RHIojoD3U

FUCK THESE FUCKING BEES ON BEEHAVING. there's a part where i can't dig and the bees keep gangraping me it's not fair

>>382422857
Not really. Crash is a front perspective Donkey Kong country, as said by the original developers. Opening up the levels would break the original mechanics.

>>382423210
Twinsanity feels more like Banjo Kazooie than a crash game.

>>382423142

Generally I hate the OST, not only because it undermines Crash's established sound that didn't need this overhaul, but also because a capella is pointless and annoying as shit when you don't actually see the performing band.

>>382423324

Samefag here, I do slightly enjoy some tracks, though, like the tiki boss fight and Dingodile boss fight.

>>382423324
Fair enough, I am pretty pleb when it comes to boss themes. If it fits the boss well, I don't give that much of a damn. Probably why I am partial to D44M's OST

WOAH

>>382423210

Not as long as you keep the compact design that made the original levels so action packed.

I genuinely refuse to believe i had autism as a child because right now i cant fucking do the simplest things in these games. I fucking hate the yellow route in Dino might. Fucking lava hitboxes are fucked! Ive had so many game overs in 3 alone trying to get all boxes and gems. As a kid i didnt get a single game over!
I lost about 10 fucking lives in native fucking fortress aswell!

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>>382422217
>Can we meme this game being the new Dark Souls
Already happening

>>382422217
why bother? Crash sells a shitton even with re-releases

>>382424363
>women
Ahahaha

>>382424250

Sounds like...

GIT
GUD
FGT

>>382424396
I don't think people under 20 know what Crash even is or people who didn't play it care about trying, it's mostly people who played this as a kid buying it

>>382424363
BLAIN?

These games are genuinely terrible.

>>382424425

I cant git gud. Ive lost it, this must be what its like when you're a kid and you ask your dad to play a vidya game with you and hes fucking shit at it! If the 10 year old could see me now he'd be disgusted. Good job im bigger and stronger than 10 year old me, so i can molest him

>>382424363

>"I love the n.sane trilogy in its new roguelite form"

>>382424517
>it's mostly people who played this as a kid buying it
and that side has a large enough fanbase to keep it going unlike other specific games that struggle to break 500K, 1M, or even 2 million.

of course it's going to be up to the devs to find ways to get more newblood for the games too without pulling a Titan/Mutants/Bang Boom again

Having great fun but I forgot how shit the bosses are in this series. Except Warped of course

>>382425067

They are actually harder now. They were piss easy in the originals.

>>382424665

I'm doing fine. Maybe you don't care about it as much anymore, lost your competitiveness growing up and starting a family or something

>>382422217
Normies are buying the shit out of it. It's sold out everywhere in my city

>>382422217
>so normies will buy it
The fuck is you cracka ass talking about, Crash is the normiest of games, only a tier behind Mario, with Spyro close behind.

>>382425291
Yeah the way the platforms in the Tiny fight in 2 function now is a definite improvement since you actually need to do a little more timing and strategising to get him to land on a falling one, but fuck me it took me forever since the old mechanic is burned into my memory.

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Fuck this Road to Nowhere level

land perfectly on a platform and he just falls off for no fuckin reason.

crash 1 is more challenging than i remembered. I like they added those time trials to it, but damn those are fairly frustrating when trying to get platinums

should i play the og crash before this?

>>382427193
Fuck no

>>382427318
why?

>>382427193
No point, only Crash Team Racing because there isn't a remake of that

>>382427442

There kind of is a point. The originals are a technical marvel on the PS1, and gameplay does feel different in the originals. To me, the original feels more satisfying, but the remake feels more correct to a newcomer.

>>382427785
>but the remake feels more correct to a newcomer.
How would you know?

>>382423160
>Fuck Bees

>>382427967

You have to get a feel for how the originals play, especially Crash 1. Moves feel less "glitchy", and hitboxes are less dodgy. An old player knows how these things behave, while the remake fixes them all together, at the cost of removing some of these "glitch" moves that make the original more satisfying to me.

is threr an easy way to get heaps of lives? i hate running out and having to start the level all over again

>>382422217
Is this the same franchise that put Reddit in the game?

>>382429367
shut the fuck up nintenbro and post some Coco

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>Downloading the game now
>About to pick up over a hundred bucks in weed in four hours

Gonna be a good weekend.

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>Never gave Crash a shot when I was younger because he looked dumb
>Give it a shot and buy the N Sane Trilogy
>Die five times in the very first level of Crash 1

>>382422217
After playing this again, it's confirmed: Spyro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>crash

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>all these road to nowhere complaints
>not abusing the ropes
>seriously using joysticks to move when the originals were D-pad only

Fuck getting gold relics tho

>>382429918
DUDE
COCO

>>382429957
>no new IP on this thread
stop shitposting

>>382422637
I started Crash with Warped so Cortex always felt hapless and incompetent to me.

Do you guys use the D-pad or analog controls? I found myself naturally using the D-pad, it just feels more precise. When I tried using analog it felt slippery and Crash would often stray a few degrees off from the direction I intended.

>>382429957

And after playing Spyro for the first time since it came out, you realize how full of shit you are.

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>>382429928
See you in the native fortress senpai

>>382429842
Just beat it, I swear it was harder in the original? The only life I lost was trying to spin the two boxes sandwiched between the TNTs just before the bonus, you can still jump around the bouncing barrels too which is a tip for anyone else reading this.

>Generator Room was one of the few levels I had trouble with in the original
>I can't deal with the jumping in the remake
fuck this level in the ass, and I'm still two away from The High Road. I had enough trouble with Road to Nowhere since zig-zagging was so burned into my memory

>>382424363
This simply can not be real.

>>382422820
>Menacing Cortex you have limited contact with is a landslide better than a show stealing clown.
i agree he had an aura of mystery around him which made him cool
clowns aren't cool

>>382430245

Zigzagging?

>>382430386
We need more crash memes. The fucking children love memes and we need their parents money to keep /ourcoots/ going

>>382430439
It's speedrun movement tech.

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>Never played Crash 1 before until now
>Struggled like fuck at the Native Fortress
>mfw Lost City up ahead
What can I expect?

>>382430245
I've just got to The High Road, starting on 44 lives

>>382430289
it is
http://www.gamesradar.com/crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy-review/

Is it selling well

>>382430439
it was a speedrunning technique in the original crash. You "zigzag" left and right (or up and down if you're moving horizontally) while jumping and moving forwards and crash would move slightly further.
So the jumps would be longer. In the bridge levels you could jump over half the fucking planks and avoid all that shit

>>382423160
If you look closely you'll notice the bees actually start coming out of the hive before you pass it, unlike in the original where they only spawned AFTER you ran past. That's why they're catching you. The only advice I have is to slide-jump a fuckload and you can start spinning when they catch up to hit about 2 or 3 of them, giving you a little more time to make it over the last pit.

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>play the fuck out of all 3 when I was 9
>difficulty never phased me
>play today
>same skill as 17 years ago
>everyone else starts crying "It's too hard" and "le dark souls"
>game gets a 6/10 just because it's old and hard
>Finally get to see the tumblr generation expose itself in the open

twinsanity is good i wouldn't mind a new one. i'd like another party game desu

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>>382422335
>He doesn't want CTR remake

>>382430541
It's not as bad, unless you're trying to get the green gem which means doing it all in one life.

I don't see the issue with referring to games that are somewhat difficult as "Dark Souls". Seems like the perfect description to me. They sure as hell aren't hardcore or, you know, hard as balls.

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>>382430541
You are ok if you take your time and learn wtf is going on. It's only hard if you're going for the crystal. Learn how to enter both bonus stages as they provide 10 precious anus clenching 1ups that you will need soon

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>that fucking N. Brio bonus stage in Heavy Machinery

YEAH I MEAN YOU KNOW DON'T PAN THE FUCKING CAMERA UP WHEN I REACH THE TOP ROW OR ANYTHING IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED TO FUCKING SEE WHERE THE FUCK I'M GONNA LAND WHEN I'M FUCKING GOING ACROSS THIS IRREGULARLY SPACED BOX BRIDGE NAH IT'S COOL BRO I JUST NEED TO GIT GUD INSTEAD OF HAVING ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED TO FUCKING JUDGE MY GODDAMN JUMPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>382429270
In 1? The Lost City bonuses give plenty of lives.

>>382424665
how can get worse at games as an adult than as a child? maybe you're just misremembering how good you really were

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>>382430719

>the flashback flood in

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>still 7 more plat relics in 2 before I unlock the leotard costume for Coco

Fuck this is a tease

>>382425496
bs the game is not selling well

>>382430562
What the fuck what kind of timeline are we living in where this is a professional article where someone is literally paid to write this

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>>382422217
Don't worry they will buy it

>>382430618

Please make this happen, guys. I want Crash to be the challenging platformer to from now on.

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>>382430719
>did this first try 5 minutes ago

Coco is cute, CUTE, CUTE!

Post Coco webms

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>>382430864
IT'S NOT FAIR SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE /OUR GIRL/

>>382430864
Would you like it more or less if it was a shot of 4chan?

What a degenerate faggot and proud of it too. I hope a raging negroid breaks in and rapes your mom in front of you and your cuck dad

>>382430592
It's a top seller in major online distributors and some physical places are stocked out so it seems to be doing fine. It not being a full 60 bucks title makes it easier for people to buy it.

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>Slippery Climb

>>382430719

By the time you reach the top row, you already have a good feel of how far to move.

>dies
>uhh yeah nah I'l just come back for the coloured gem later

>>382422217

Dark Souls is the new Crash.

We have to make normies see Crash as the hardest thing on Earth.

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Someone mind explaining to me how the fuck these people are getting fast as fuck times in the hog levels?

>>382430834
What? There are costumes?

>>382430982

She's on Reddit ironically, dingus.

Would you say Crash games are replayable? I want to get it but I'm afraid I'll be done with all the content in a couple of hours and never touch it again.

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>>382430864
Coco is pretty normie , her brother would browse 4chan and do his best to make sure she'd never find out about this place .

it's for the best....

>>382430561
Finished on 32 lives fuck me those tortoises are cunts

>>382431147
it's bait

>>382422469
Twinsanity style soundtrack too please.

>get to lost city
>see those walls moving in and out
>observe their pattern
>remember I'm not good at platformers
>turn it off

FUCKS SAKE. on that hanging level in crash 2 trying to get secret route and those robofaggots are killing me.

There's no fucking depth perception in some parts of this game

>>382431105

This

>>382431174
If you go for for all there is to do you'll take a while, especially if you're not acquainted with the games.

>nubs on this thread calling gems crystals
Hello plebbitors

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>>382430618

>>382431354
You can just jump back in when they push you off.

>>382431174

It's a game you get back to randomly.

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>>382431354
If you're getting pushed off and you jump right before you hit the edge you can usually pilot yourself back on to a safe spot unless it's one of the triple wide ones.

>>382431284

No. ESPECIALLY not that.

>>382431174
this is definitely an extreme case but I go back to the originals honestly at least once every few months. It's a quick bit of fun and a nice break from whatever I'm doing.
That's actually what swayed me on picking this up, I play the originals so often I assume/hope I'll do the same with these

>>382431447
>>382431515
thank fuck for that, it's much more forgiving than the original

>>382431284
Heh why not make it electro swing music too? That'll be just the ticket for making this game epic for me and my buddies over at reddit

>>382431174
if you don't know about crash i means you're probably shit at it. which means it'd take the entire summer 100%, but since you're shit you're way more likely to be content with just beating the game, which will still take you 2 weeks

>>382422217
only the first game is difficult

ive only played the originals though.
did they make it even harder?

>>382431639
You could do that in the original too.

Wow I forgot how much more fun these levels get when you use the crash dash

>these turtle hitboxes and physics in High Road

Did they playtest this at all?

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>slippery climb

>>382431753
it's much easier in the remake though, I remember it being super unforgiving in the original

>>382422217
Are Sony psone platformers so terrible by design or what?

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>Can't beat Neo in Crash 1

What has happened to me

>>382422637
Its possible for a villain to be comedic but still menacing you know.

>>382431052
>le no checkpoints level
fuck this utter shite

>>382431796
They had over a dozen 'pro' speedrunners test every level. Seems like you're just shit.

>mistimed a jump
>fell in the acid right in front of the last enemy in toxic waste
goddamn it, it was my first try too, I really thought I had that in the bag

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>platinum relics

>>382431876

If you mean how the levels aren't abnormally huge and empty, and that the game doesn't have the same layer of cringy childishness like Rare's N64 platformers (yes, even Conker), then yes.

>>382431174
It will probably take you several days to get 100% (105% in Crash 3), i mean it doesn't take long to finish Super Mario 64, but 100% will take time. After that no reason really to replay other than years later for nostalgia

>>382431874
That's just you misremembering things. I played through the originals to scratch the itch before n.sanity came out and they're the same.

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>>382432074
>broken thumb
>picture of a dislocated thumb joint

>>382432221
Well, overall the thumb is broken, even though the bones are fine.

>>382432212
This is me though >>382431565
I play them all the time, I played through them 2 weeks ago.
Maybe I'm just shit at that part though. I did it easily in the remake, but I could never do it in the original

>>382422335
yes? i don't want my last memories of the character to be them whoring him out in skylanders like they did with spyro.

>>382430618
It became easy because of
>play the fuck out of all 3

This is true for any game. Play the hell out of a game until you get the hang of it and know what to do, and it becomes easy. For a first timer unaccustomed with old-school platformer, it can be pretty hard.

>>382432341
You play the games every few months and you didn't know you could jump back into the platform if the moving walls get you? You play the game every few months and you still have trouble with the Lost City of all things?

Jesus anon, you don't have to lie to fit in an anonymous image board. No one fucking cares.

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I just burned through like 30 lives on High Road and I didn't even hit the first checkpoint

I do not remember the original game being this hard

>>382422335

Yes, you nignog

>>382431990
What are you talking about?
I did it today, there was at least one, if not 2 checkpoints

>>382432530

You cared enough to reply

>>382432530
>didn't know
When did I say that? Of course I knew it was possible, I just could never do it for some reason. I had no trouble with the rest of the game, it was just that one bit

>>382432650
It's called exaggeration my autistic friend

>>382425808
Watch the color of the boards little homie. Took me like a 100 tries but I got it. I believe in you.

>>382429918
Prey is good baked

But it sucks. They fucked up the audio and the difficulty. The physics don't feel right compared to the older games either. The lighting is bland and washed out. I'd rather just see a new interesting series, the older games are still there.

>>382432617
That's because it wasn't. You could make the jumps by just bouncing straight up in the air from the turtles and holding forwards. Now you need to get the momentum of a running jump to actually make the jumps.

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I think I finally figured out why people are having trouble with jumps and landing properly on platforms. In the older ps1 games (aside for crash 1, which had clunky system to keep momentum even when sticking a landing) most normal places you could stand on were pretty much a 50/50: either you land on the platform or you dont and you hit the edge. Now in the remake it seems like every platform has a tiny slope programmed near its edges, and that will dictate whether or not you can stick the landing.

tl;dr: aim for the dead center of every platform you jump on, side landing or half-tile jumps are peculiar to say the least.

>Nearly perfect..... but you died!
Oh just fuck off Slippery Climb

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>this fucking game is going to awaken a new generation of furries

>>382432849

New and interesting CRASH BANDICOOT games

>>382424681
It's baffling how idiotic they use the word "rogue-lite" for crash. It's like she's trying hard to insert catchphrases for the hip boys and the SEO to cash on views.

>on the high road
>get past first turtle part with ease
that wasn't so bad
>die 5 times on the very next turtle
oh, I get it now

As someone who grew up with Nintendo, I decided to give this shit a try so nostalgia has no effect on me.

Game is pretty good. Liking it a lot so far. I missed games where they don't hold your fucking hand.

And no, wasn't a Nintenfag by choice but because I was poor.

>Dark Souls of platforming

Fuck off, this difficulty was standard back in the day.

>>382432871

Yes you are right. Platform and boxes hit boxes are more precise. You also fall faster from your jump which makes Crash feel heavier. I like these changes personally since it makes things more clear. Levels like Road to Nowhere were bullshit on PS1 because of Crashs jump arc.

>port easy ass platform games 3 generations later
>normalfags can't play it because they were used to play non-games all the time
>crash is the demon souls of roguelites

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W-where can I farm lives on the first island?

>>382431691
my 10-year old self completed Crash Bandicoot Warped in the span of 2 weeks without knowing shit about the franchise and only being able to play it 2 hours a day (yes, Golden relics, fuck Platinum relics tho).

This goes to show that the videogames of this generation are way too forgiving

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can somebody please come to my house and complete the high road

I can't take this much more, if I accidentally hit another turtles flipper by a fucking inch, I'm going to go beat up a turtle IRL, I'll find one, and just-- ah I'll just flip him over and punch him in his underside the fucking little stupid cunt, I swear to god even if it went into its shell I'd camp outside all night waiting for it to poke his head out and as soon as it did I'd just take a running kick and fucking kick it, I'd kick it right in its fucking head I don't even advocate animal cruelty but this game is making me hate turtles

I fucking hate turtles, wipe them out of existence

please help me complete this level

I'd rather games just not reach meme status period, it always leads to market saturation and half-efforts.

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>>382433210
Depends on how hard you wanna work. There's a mind numbingly easy bonus stage that gives 2 every time on the second level with little to no risk

>>382433210
The first mission you goose.

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>Nearly perfect! ...But you died."

how's ripper roo in this game

when does crash 1 get hard

>>382433034
>entered the level with 76 lives
>now on 35
>still on the same batch of turtles
haha okay guess I'll just get that 99 lives trophy some other time

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fucking kek
casuals are literally S E E T H I N G like this guy >>382433346

G I T
I
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G U D
U
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>>382433473
when your mum wafts her pussy stank into his face lmoa rekd

>>382433480
Learning how to run on the rope will probably take you less attempts than trying to do it the normal way.

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>>382433473
Native fortress is the first challenge but if you're an experienced platformer probably when you go for the green gem

>>382422217
I'm currently trying to get the gem in the lab. Is there any reason to grab the relics in Crash 1 or are they just bragging rights?

Fuuuuuuuck I have to wait three weeks for this.

Anybody got the "even pegi agrees" image?

>>382433535
>anime image
yep, you're autistic

>>382430864
Furfags btfo

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>>382422335
No, I'm not a furry who never grew up

Let these games die with your childhood. Fuck Crash, Fuck Banjo. Fuck Mario.

>>382429918
Ah gee Jimmy, a hundred bucks?!

>>382430962
Furfags need to leave

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Fuck getting gold relics in Crash 1 though
Got all the gems and a few gold and plats but i aint going for gold in all of them. Some are just fucked

Can't wait for platinum videos to show up so i can study what to do

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>>382431154
>Coco is raiding reddit

>>382433598
relics in crash 1 and 2 are for bragging rights / online leaderboards and stuff.
crash 3 it counts toward completion.

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>tfw spend almost an hour trying to even complete a relic run on Sunset Vista
>tfw you finally beat it and get platinum and never EVER have to touch the level again

Holy fuck good riddance and FUCK that second to last receding platform on the first climbing section.

>>382433085
>You also fall faster from your jump which makes Crash feel heavier

Bingo, jumps are overall shorter than crash 1 jumps

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>>382433697
>tfw someone saved my webm i made of my Brio bugged fight
thanks for saving it lad

What does a Wumpa fruit taste like, /v/?

>The casuals were /v/ all along
What a plot twist

Since I don't have a ps4 this has inspired me to dust off my ps1 discs and emulate them on my pc. Won't go for a 100% run because fuck that noise but a playthrough of each game shouldn't take too long (though fuck how saving works in crash 1).

>>382423993
So would you want it more like Uncharted but with actual platforming focus instead of shooting?

>>382433937
You should be able to rely on savestates in 1 to get around that, unless they specifically do not work properly for Crash 1 in particular.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAST CRATE ON HIGH ROAD, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 44/45? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382433751
Dam this boi C O O T

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>>382433814
Probably like a dragonfruit.
So, basically like water.

>>382433556
>thought you might be right
>died 20 times slipping off the ropes
>slowed down and just did it normally
I got past the troublesome turtle bit and the rest of the level was a breeze. I'm genuinely annoyed at myself for not just slowing down in the first place and instead wasting 50 fucking lives just immediately jumping back into the turtles as soon as I spawned

>>382433346
hit me with the remote play and I'll beat it for you in lag

>>382431284
Fuck those anons, twin soundtrack is p great

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>>382433814
It's like a peach
>>382433802
Shit looks funny as fuck it's not the last time i'll post it

>>382434014
There's a checkpoint with a stack of 3 crates next to it, the top one is a metal crate and the bottom one is a tnt. Above that stack, off screen is the box you have to jump and hit.
>it was glowing fucking bright white in the distance as I was getting up to it
good thing that happened, otherwise I would have completely forgotten about it

>tfw got a gold on the Road tro Nowhere level after 2 hours
fuck going for the platinum

Crash bandicoot is the Grand tourismo of the Souls games

>>382434216
thank you anon, will check, cheeky bastard little game

Do bonus round deaths also count in Lost City?

>Platinum all crash 1 levels
>Coco whips crashes dick out at the end and blows him for 10 minutes straight
Hell of an ending , seems kinda pandering tho

>>382425808
Jump on the side ropes.

Is it true if you get all gold relics something happens? do you get a diff ending or something about coco and fireworks..?

desu only 1 is hard while 2 and 3 are normal difficulty, unless you're doing relics/color gems.

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>all these anon complaining about the difficulty levels in certain levels

I'm not going to tell you to get good because I'm genuinely amused at going back to these games and actually discussing them. It feels like I'm a kid again talking to my friends during recess.

>>382434264
No it's the Shin Megami Tensei of Rogue Persona-like Soulsborne games

>>382434330
that's for getting all the gems
the relics are just for the trophy/bragging rights

>>382434287
No, deaths in bonus rounds do not count against getting the colored gems.

You can also die at any point before breaking the first checkpoint and not have to exit and re-enter the level.

>>382434296
Hey, I was shocked at first too. Makes sense when you think about it though, if they're gonna pander to reddit then it was nice of them to give us guys what we want too

>>382434364
Word, I'm really liking this.
>tfw none of my friends had a ps1
It was all about sports until some of them got a ps2 or xbox. I had no one to talk to about Crash until now

Where the fuck are the last few crates in Lights Out!?!

Any chance of a new Crash game by Naughty Dog?

>>382434364
>I'm not going to tell you to get good
Same, so much better helping anons desu who having trouble and just talking about the games
Also
How the fuck do i get a gold relic on Hang Eight in Crash 2

>>382434473
yellow gem path

>>382434508
God i hope not. They're not the same company we knew back in the 90s anon

>tfw been stuck on Road to Nowhere for an hour now

reeeee It's not fair

How the fuck do you do that part on Native Fortress where there's those three flaming bounce ledges in a row? I'm about to have my second game over from that part alone.

>>382434465
>why crash n sane trilogy is the equivalent of being a Jew in Nazi Germany

>>382425808
Good luck getting the last crates

>>382433647
I wish I was able to grow up and become a man like you, anon.

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>>382434364
This
This is a comfy time we're having

>>382434563
The spiky fence things that make up the back wall, the one behind the middle flame bounce ledge is flat and you can stand on that. That'll make it super easy to get past

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>got game over on papu papu so literally ejected the disk and snapped it in 2

>>382434547

But a Crash game could be good.

>>382434638
Thank you so much anon.

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>The green gem of Lost Ruin

>>382434563
notice the background fence. there is no spike on one of the wood pillars. you can jump on them for safety also earlier after you get up top there is one right where a turtle is needed to jump up to a box
you can take the path to skip obstacles

>>382434523
Thank you, I'm a retard. I don't know how I didn't notice the platform. I appreciate your patience with my apparent disability.

>slipper climb

how about I just get a shotgun and take my life? is tha-- I mean that's obviously what your going for game, I get it

I GET IT

THOSE creepy fucking old men hands clawing there wait out of prison porn fan game where they grab coco and molest her when?

Crash 1 is garbage, it's a hard game because of the shit mechanics, really tight jumps are enemies with gigantic hitboxes are not the best friends.

>>382434364
>tfw i never had friends to discuss tickling Cocos bare feet with during recess

>>382430992

>anything /v/ related

No, just no. Not because of muh sekrit club garbage, but because this shithole of board deserves no attention at all.

>>382434704
got it on my 4th go anon
here is some tips
go slow, and if you die do the whole level to practice it or do relic runs to practice it so deaths don't count
watch for patterns in things and take it slow
what part are you having trouble with also watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqxjuh7BxY0

>>382434687
np, there are a few flat ledges on the wall levels. You can fall back and wheres a platform where you can walk alongside the back of the wall, avoiding all the obstacles.
One on The Great Gate is particularly important as theres a bloody box on that path, behind the wall

>>382434563
start your jump while the first torch is still burning

I literally can not beat high road. It feels impossible. The turtles are fucked with needing forward momentum and some times I just slide off them if I'm not in the exact center.

>>382422335
I'd love good new Crash games.

>>382434742
np m8, to be fair the level is pitch black

>>382433702
That's a relief. I'm a complete newbie to the original trilogy and I couldn't imagine trying to get relics for stages like Sunset Vista or Slippery Climb. I already have enough trouble just getting the gems from the stages where you can't die once.

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>>382434867
Get a run up on them like in this webm, or learn to run on the ropes, whichever you find easier.

>>382433473
>pleb
Native fortress

>contrarian
Slippery Climb

>Patrician
The high road

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Everything after this game is gonna be so piss easy i might not want to play games anymore

>>382434465

But PlayStation 4 already has Dark Souls... what kind of retarded comparison is this?

>rage quit no road to nowhere so hard i delete save
>played 1 from the start
>now o can't beat lost city
Fuck me

I wanna fuck Coco!

>hit the checkpoint in slippery climb
this is it, if I die do I say fuck it and come back later? or restart for that red gem

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>>382431976
Impossible

Between him and Cortex I think this is the best kind of video game villain.

>>382424575
No, your taste is genuinely terrible
and so is your bait

Didn't play much Crash 1 as a kid, played it again about a year or so ago and got to Ripper Roo before giving up.Now in the remake, just beat Cortex with 6 clear gems to my name.
How much is going for all the gems gonna fuck me? I think I'm gonna wait until I beat the other two games.

>>382435263
I said fuck it, I made it too far to start over again

for once, /v/ helped me find something i really like
i'm 18 so i only really knew about crash, never played the games. but i'm loving it so far. thanks lads.

>>382435257
Coco is for protecting

imagine coco falling down and she loses all her clothes haha

>>382431410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJKhTKTZAE
The Cortex's theme actually sounds like a track that could play during a Dark Souls boss fight

>>382422217
The game is the top selling game on Amazon right now, behind PSN vouchers.

So...take that for what it's worth.

>>382435323
>accidentally jumped into a fucking wall spike
that was embarassing, that wasn't even a genuine threat that was just part of the level decoration
I'm restarting, I won't have that be the reason I didn't get the red gem

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>>382435257
>>382435380

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>>382435380
I just fapped imagining about me hiding in and coco falls down and loses her shoes and i molest her bare feet

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>No didgeridoo in the Warped theme anymore

>>382435380
what do her overalls smell like just wondering haha

so Sony doesn't hold exclusive rights to the ND games anymore do they?

>>382435309
I would just wait and hope that they patch in the ability to restart the level from the pause menu instead of having to sit through load screens constantl. That's what makes getting the colored gems so frustrating for me.

>>382435380
>>382435573
for the love of god don't curse this franchise with haha posting

>>382434867
Right after I posted this I beat it but missed the 5 boxes at the south beginning because I got tired of going back for them after every game over. Fuck.

>>382435309

I haven't gotten a chance to play the remake, but my guess depends on how much the physics change between the 3 games.

If they're consistent across all 3 games, coming back might be easier. If Crash handled differently across games, then you're best off just grinding Crash 1 while you're still use to its handling.

>>382435257
I wanna watch Crash fuck Coco!

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>>382435529
>No jaw harp in Hog Wild
>No monkey noises in The Great Gate
>Booming industrial horns in Crash Dash are quieter than the rest of the track

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>>382435507
>molest her bare feet
I've never thought about this before, but now I can't stop thinking about it

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Lads, I got all boxes in Slippery Climb but there's no gem at the end of the level, did I fuck up something?

>>382435594
Jak, Uncharted, and Last of Us are Sony owned IPs so most of them they do. Crash is probably going to Xbone and PC.

Which is fine, gives it a better chance at a revival and i'll buy Crash as a Christmas gift for my friend who adored the trilogy but never got a PS4 but got and Xbone as a gift. At least if that retail listing is correct.

>>382435594

Sony owns the publishing rights for the PS1 versions.

As far as Crash Bandicoot goes, they do not and never owned the rights to Crash.

>>382435640
I was actually just about to ask this
For those who have played the other two, is it similar? I'm wondering if I should go for the relics after I'm done with 1 or move straight onto 2 and 3. If they're different I'd probably better get the relics while I'm still used to 1

>>382435720
If you die you can't get the colored gems. You have to do it all in one life like old times.

>>382435720
you poor innocent bastard
you have to break every box without dying

>>382435720
Nearly perfect, but...

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>>382435606
>Coco doesn't share crashes death animation of him getting his pants cut off
ITS NOT FAIR!

>>382435720
it's a coloured gem, I'm assuming you died

i never played any of the crash games but im enjoying this 2bh

why did they stop making games like this?

lots of jumping and loads of levels

>>382435756
2 and 3 feel completely different from 1 in the remake.
However 2 and 3 do have a number of changes between them and the original, so some jumps are more precise than they used to be but not to the same degree as Crash 1.

>>382431132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTqTgSx3SpM

>platinum time is ~40 seconds

nigga what

>>382435450
>tfw i know exactly what wall spike you're talking about because it got me too

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>>382435773
>>382435797
>>382435806
>>382435834

>>382435894
thanks, looks like I'll be staying on wumpa islands for a little longer than I thought

>>382435903
That's Hog Wild.

I posted a picture of Whole Hog's leaderboard.

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I'm curious, did VV handle/tweak the boss fights?
Currently in Crash 1, I just need to beat Cortex to get 100% and so far, the bosses felt weird in a sense that their usual attacks and all that are still there yet it felt like they gave them a boost or something.

imagine if Coco and Klonoa started dating haha what would that be like?

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>platinum on slippery climb

git gud, fucking casuals

>>382436015

well fuck I'm a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdHauiKbQZA

still can't discern any real technique

>>382436047
I'm on slippery climb so can't say for Brio or Cortex but the only one I felt different was Koala Kong. I'm sure he throws the boulders much faster

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>>382435271
the ultimate villain

>>382435990
I can feel this anons spirit cracking through the internet. Pray for this man

>>382436134
The only thing I can think of is maybe any time you're turning or in the air you're going a little slower than if you just let the hog run in a straight line?

>>382436116
I respect your autism. Truly I do, I want your powers.

>>382436236

yeah it's probably just anticipating obstacles and positioning yourself to do as much straight lines as possible

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I've been loving it, but honestly can we talk about the name for a second? Because it sucks. Why wasn't this called "The Wumpa Crate" or "The Bandicoot Box" or something instead? "N-Sane Trilogy" just isn't catchy at all.

>>382435271

What about Sonic Adventure 2 where Eggman almost fucking kills Sonic and is only a breath away from succeeding at the end of his team's scenario?

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>tfw Road to Nowhere next
1. I have never played Crash before
2. I struggled A LOT in the previous levels (managed to die at least 12 times on the second boss)
3. I've read a couple of threads now on how nightmarish this level is
h-how do I approach, /v/?

>>382435975
kek
i was distracted by the fact that the hands coming out of the barred openings in the walls now have old men attached to them

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>>382436314
>they call it the Wumpa Crate
>collecters edition comes in a giant wumpa crate, open it up, game inside and all the goodies
>giant life sized fucking wumpa crate as a collectible

I've come to this thread just to say this.

Fuck colored gems.
That is all.

>>382436314
>just isn't catchy at all.
But that's wrong.

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>>382436395
Use this

>slippery climb
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CHECKPOINTS SONY

>>382436314
I feel like they could've taken the time machine theme from 3 and run with it to tie in with the fact that it's a remaster of games from a long time ago.

>tfw can't think of a good time-related trilogy name

>>382436395
Pray to every god you know

>people talking about crash fucking bandicoot like it's dark souls
If /v/ calls a game difficult I'm never going to take them seriously again

>>382436395
Slowly, calmly. Take your time definitely.
If you really can't get it down, give walking on the ropes a go
If you're going for the gem (although I assume not) theres a secret path behind you at the beginning as well as a secret box hidden above a stack of 3
boxes later on

>>382436395
nothing to it but to do it m80
the only advice i can think to give is to watch your drop shadow and use the d-pad. the precision really, really helps.

>>382436395
Hoo boy, you're gonna hate High Road

>Got all the coloured gems in Crash 1
Thank fuck the hard gems are out of the way.

Not sure I want to even bother with Crash 1 relics.

I BEAT NATIVE FORTRESS

WOOHOO

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OH THE SLIPPERY CLIMB GEM, OH THE SLIPPY SLIPPERY CLIMB GEM WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAHWAOAWH! OH THATS-- THATS SLIPPY, THATS A SLIPPY GEM!?!!? ISN'T THAT SLIPPY! WOWOWOWOW WHO C-- GRAB IT, GO ON GRAB IT, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE ITS SLIPPY WOWHA, THAT

ITS A FUCKING SLIPPER SLIPPER GEM DON'T DIE!! EAGLES? PLATFORMS, WOOPSIE DAISES SLIPPED UP DEAD RESTART THE LEVEL WOAH SLIPPERY DIPPER WOOPS DOOPSIE CRASH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've never been more satisfied with a purchase

>>382436395
Remember that if you have to resort to walking on the ropes, you're a loser who'll never get a girlfriend

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>>382436441
>Comes with Crash, Coco, and Cortex action figures, life-size plush wumpa fruit, soundtrack and artbook
>Crate itself is high quality and made of wood

Fuck, I want it so bad.

>>382436646
And then you need to do it all again except fast for the relic.

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>>382436395
Road to Nowhere is a piece of cake compared to the fucking high road, just you wait, anon.
>>382436183
I'm gonna get the fucking platinum even if it costs me my sanity, for fuck sake.

>>382436485
you get one and by golly you'll be thankful for it

>>382436668
I already knew that so I instantly jumped on the rope

Green Gem time, fuck I'm not prepared

can we all agree that Sunset Vista's Gem is the hardest challenge in Crash 1?

I really fucking hate the asshole who decided to make it so you need coloured gems to get the clear gems in a bunch of the levels and then also decided to make 4/6 of the coloured gems unlocked in the last quarter of the game.

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>There are people who still prefer Trash Bandishit over the superior orange-furred vidya mascot who also happens to have a much better game due this year.

>>382436485
Don't worry, die enough and one will appear earlier in the level

>>382435840
Because open hub collectathlons became the standards for 3D platformers for a a good while.
Only with Super Mario Galaxy linear 3D platformers like Crash became more popular.

>>382436764
>Sunset Vista relic

>>382433751
Never again.

>>382436801
Literally who

>>382436646
>Die going for a coloured gem
>Need to leave and re-enter level
>More pissed I need to watch all those fucking loading screens that take way too long

>>382436764
>the number of posts complaining about the green gem
>the number of posts complaining about the high road
no anon

>captcha: super fapi

>>382436801
Whatever that creature is that Bubsy is vaulting off of, he knows.

Look at his fucking eyes. He knows what is coming will haunt us for the rest of our days, he actually, unironically knows that death is coming, and some true ancient evil has been awakened that can't be killed

>>382436448
They prefer to be called gems of color

For the coloured gems, do you have to back out to the map when you die every time?

FUCK YEAH, I GOT THE GREEN GEM!

are levels in crash 2 designed with the dash spin jump in mind?

>>382436979
FUCKING GEMMIES

>>382436994
If you die after activating a checkpoint yeah

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>First time playing Crash 1 remaster
>"You don't have to restart the stage to get the gem? Sweet!"
>Proceed to play the stages more calmly than my experience with the original
>Finally playing a stage that has a colored gem
>"I shouldn't be too worried. The game showed to me that you don't have to resta-"
>Hint: Beat the stage without dying to get the special gems
>"Fuck"

Here I was thinking my PTSD from the first game was gone. Fuck The Lab.