>Cassie, have I ever told you about the time, several times

>>382422087
b-but, they referenced this in their game, destroying the complaint entirely!

>>382422087
She looks like a young version of that one pornstar desu. Not even a loli lover but she really does.

>>382422087
How old she was, again? I want to know if I should feel guilty or not...

>>382422087
Is there any SFM porn of her yet? I want to see her to get DP'd by the crooks while Nathan watches

what game? im new here

>>382423867
>finding someone who looks 12 attractive is wrong, unless they arent 12.

whatrs the logic in this. u either wanna fuck 12 yearolds or not

>>382424148
uncharted

Will Naughty Dog ever make a good game again.

>>382424232
Wait, I though Uncharted 4 got a ton of positive reception?

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>>382423751
>>382423867
>>382424084
Fuck off pedos

>>382424161
>Being attracted to 12 year olds.
Dude how sick can you be?
Everyone knows that 14 is the perfect / minimum age.

So we all agree that they put Cassie in the game because they're pedos, right

>>382424287
Does that mean it's good?

>>382424213
crash and jak were two very innovative and sexy games.
the only games they have released int he last decade i consider above mediocre is uncharted 2 and the lust of us.

where is the sfm porn?
There is ellie and sarah porn why isnt this model ripped yet?

>>382424287
It did. Don't believe the shit posters.
Not as great as 2 though.

>>382424084
Yes, there's plenty.

>>382424232
They've never made a bad one. The Uncharted series are all 10/10.

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>>382424338
Yes? Are you trying to make some kind of point?

>>382422087
Live by the sword die by the sword, lib

Why do I always forget about the game's (any uncharted game's) story just hours after finishing them? It's like they're extremely forgettable.

>>382424287
yes. from the gaming media, who are comprised of fucking normies/casuals.

>>382424329
sorry... i must have lost my place...

>>382424463
They are literally the michael bay movies of video games.

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>>382424349
>the lust of us

>>382422087
>Cassie, are you enjoying living in this house by the beach? Did we ever tell you that we bought it with money we stole from pirates? Had to kill a bunch of people to get to that money first, but it's a good house right?

>>382424329
>14

literally geriatric

>>382424510
>le fugg michael bay amirite guys? Do I fit in yet

Pathetic. I bet you haven't even watched Pain and Gain

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>>382422087
Why can't American artists depict middle schoolers properly? Looks like a 30 year old woman's head plopped onto a 10 year old boy's body.

>>382424536
i wasnt saying it was good, just fun to play.. once.

>>382424553
It's the minimum age of constent where I live. Wich is awesome since girls are best at this age.

>>382424423
Sauce plis

“Yes, we did have to kill some people, but it was either that or they would have killed us, hell a few of them were trying to take over the world”.

That's pretty much all they need to say

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>>382422087
I love that clothes on young girls, always a teasing hope of getting a side glance of flat or budding breasts.

>>382424084
Only a few. Sarah is better anyway.

>>382424585
You can always cover her face

>>382424792
stop

>>382424585
Because they mocap the actors' faces, so since the person voicing her is probably pushing 40, that's what she looks like.

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>>382424579

>>382422087
>don't worry dad, the memories you made are the true treasure! Well, that and poppin 500 shitskins

>>382424329
>14 is the perfect
agree
>minimum
not really

>>382424792
>tank tops w/o training bras

best combo
also training bras should be banned

>>382422087
They got treasure in the first one though, not El Dorado but a chest nonetheless

>>382424463
Because you should go to the doctor with that.
Get help retard.
>>382424510
Since when did Michael Bay have sensical characters?

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>>382423751
AJ?

>>382425128
Definitely agree

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>>382424579
Michael Bay only made one good movie, and that isn't it

>>382422087
>this retarded bait again

>all these pedos ITT
Gas yourselves you fucking degenerates.

DEUS VULT

>>382425173
>Since when did Michael Bay have sensical characters?
What makes sense about a guy that murders entire armies just to find some relic that usually summons some kind of supernatural entities?

>>382425464
The armies are trying to murder him.

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>>382425414

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>>382425304
That isn't it either.

>>382425686
That photo isn't cute you should get your money back asap

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She has some nice feet.

Nate never started any of it, he always got roped in and it was almost always the other person trying to kill him first. He didn't even like Raif killing that scummy guard who was scamming them and was willingly going to let him in on the prize and just let it go.

I guess you could say Nate should've stopped treasure hunting and let them kil each other, but it seems to be a pretty common understanding to everyone involved that someone's gonna fucking die. It's not like nate wanted to kill any of them, he didn't drag it out or go after bystanders. If 2 men choose to try and kill each other over something and neither backs down it's just business.

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>>382422087

Literally Inuitinua.

She should sue for having her likeness stolen.

>>382425464
>be history detective on the case
>minding your business and following clues
>incidentally, akin to a bulldozer when niggas be on that violent shit
>niggas be on that violent shit

Waah waaah poor mercenaries dindu nuffin

Disconnection between cutscene and gameplay, retards :)

>>382426078
It being self defense isn't really the point anon. He's killed at least over 1000 people as well as lots of "demons" and yet none of this has affected his psyche. I wouldn't call being a literal psychopath sensical.

>>382426387
Looks like smug elsa jean.

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>>382426304
You soft af

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>>382422087
>Drake is a mass murderer
This fucking shit again? There's an obvious fucking disconnect from the story and gameplay. Drake is honestly killing a few dudes in every game, tops. Would it be a fun game if you only fought a few people? No it fucking wouldn't.

>>382424745

>baito
>bait
>not beito

Goddammit fix the filename.

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>>382422087
>ludonarrative dissonance meme

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>>382425867
>cankles
>nice

>>382424428
>The Uncharted series are all 10/10.

Uncharted 2 is the only 10/10 out of the whole series famalam

>>382426987
It's not a meme at all. Uncharted is fucking jarring in how it wants to have ultra realistic everyday-characters/dialogue/graphics and then feature some of the dumbest, most unrealistic action possible.

>>382424291
She's not real.

There, I just saved you from countless sleepless nights, anon.

>>382423867
>>382424084
>>382424329
>>382425126
keep blaming da jews for being a permavirgin and an outcast of society

>>382427458
they tried to make the series more grounded in reality with 4 and the game turned out worse because of it.

>>382424232
No. Shit like Uncharted and TLOU take way less effort than games like Jak and Crash, but make way more money.

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>>382423751
>young version of that one pornstar desu
Which one? I got the face but I don't know the name

>>382423751
I only remember that she is in the vid : "good fucking for study" or some shit like that, but I never remember the name

>>382427631
>Uncharted and TLOU take way less effort than games like Jak and Crash

kek

KEK

Sad part is you probably believe this too

>>382427881
Okay, let's both go out and make a game. You have to create everything from scratch, including what the people, places, and things in your game look like, and create a fantasy world and storyline using all of those assets.

I'll find a person to record and stretch out an Indiana Jones movie. Let's see who's game is harder to make. :^)

>>382428239
You're making Crash fucking Bandicoot seem bigger than it really is.

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>>382425281
>>382427676
>>382427830

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>>382428813
A british Laci Green?

>>382422087
>Never mind that they were shooting at me and actively trying to kill but ignore that and instead just trust the reckless faggotry that is OP.

>>382428904
Not even as remotely downsy

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>>382428972
That's why I said british.

>>382428810
You're moving goalposts.

>>382429073
How many levels of incest are those people on?

>>382429206
No I'm not, you using words like “fantasy worlds” and shit when all Crash Bandicoot is is a 3 hour linear platformer where all you do is jump on things. Where as Uncharted has that and much more on a much larger scale.

>lel whatever newfag/underage etc you just don't get the games of my day XD

I'm quite literally playing the N Sane trilogy right now and actually enjoy Crash more than Uncharted, but you are fucking kidding yourself if you think it takes mire effort

Fuck the gunplay in Uncharted is average.

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>>382425998
Inuitinua is too shy and cute to sue

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>>382426701
>There's an obvious fucking disconnect from the story and gameplay. Drake is honestly killing a few dudes in every game, tops.
But you see him kill a ton of people.

>>382427465
But you don't understand, she LOOKS like an underaged girl, that's practically CP! Could you even imagine someone IMAGINING things about an imaginary character?

Won't someone think of the polygonal children?

>>382427561
>da jews
I blame women
>being a permavirgin
There are women called hookers. I pay them money, they sell me pussy. It's the most fair and honest relationship you will ever have with a woman, and about as much as you ever should trust one with.

>>382429624
Sorry but creating fictional worlds that don't suck takes way more skill than wanting to make a generic hollywood shitfest but turning it into a game instead.

Simplicity and complexity don't matter. Quality matters. A great, simple work of fiction is a lot harder than some random gamer nerd on 4chan realizes. You might think you can come up with something like Crash with ease but you're kidding yourself if you think it'd be easy making one that simple that's so easily and widely enjoyed and loved.

Creativity is a much tougher skill than people like to think, and mocapping actors with bad scripts doesn't take much creativity.

>>382426387
Which artist?

>>382428813
Who?

>>382430121

>blaming the opposite members of your own race

stay cucked goofball

>>382424660
/fit/kraut is that you?

>>382422087
>no SFM of cassie

FUCKING WHY THOUGH?!

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>>382422087
Zoey Bhurger, frog looking ass.

>>382424084
why don't u just beg shad to draw your porn for you? it's a prepubescent girl, so u know he'll be happy to do it, faggit.

>>382428813
Dakota Skye?

>>382424287
Is a fun game. It's basically like playing an Indiana Jones movie.

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>>382422087
>kills hundred of people
>blown up every ancient cities they went to
literary terrorist

>>382425720
How did micheal bay forget how to make a decent action movie?

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>>382422087
>Murdering all those people are EXTREMELY problematic


It's just a video game, brah.
Don't take it so seriously

>>382422087
>all so we could get some gold? We never got the gold
that part always crakcs me up

>>382424579
oh fucking please spare me the bullshit, the man makes movies for the lowest of low common denominator... his ideas are :more explosions: :bigger explosions: !BIGGEST EXPLOSION! even when they don't even fit the the fucking tone or context. Cause they're movies for real men and real men love them thar ekploshins ain't that rai'ght Jimmy? I went on down there to the uh... whats it called the uh.. cinema and seen me dang un Mike Bay movie tell you what, he some sweet lookin' chicks in it and some big ol ekploshins. I reckon I'll go see that at least, two or three more times.

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>>382429549
Refer to this handy chart.

>>382434478
Philip IV alpha as fuck getting some of that 29 year younger pussayy

>ctrl+f "good friend"
>0 results

Disappointing.

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>>382434620
>Phil you really should settle down and have a child of your own
>I'm waiting for you to have one first.

>>382422087
That's pretty cool, dad.

>>382426701
At the end of Uncharted 2 main villain references it clearly, asking him how many of his people did he kill just today, and something about hundreds of dead people. Drake is a mass murderer and game acknowledges it, Drake just doesn't give a fuck.

Also, for fun and more grounded in reality game, please refer to Indiana Jones and The Infernal Machine.

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>>382432860
Yeah, it's shocking.

>>382425998
Pls Inuitinua is tens times prettier with those sexy big eyebrows.

>>382422087
F-futaba?!?

>>382429073
>29
>looks 40+
>the fucking forehead on the mom
>the dad's a megamanlet

I used to think the shit I see here was bad.

>>382424287
I liked the parts that felt like I was playing a Goonies video game.

I liked the set pieces and puzzles.

I liked the Madagascar stage where you can drive around and explore some stuff yourself.

But the actual shooting still feels bad. And this game kind of has to stand on that particular leg. Luckily, it's not as omnipresent as it was in 3.

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>>382422087
Cassie is discount Sarah.

>>382423751
brb calling shadman

>>382438163
>tfw cassie looks exactly like a classmate i knew in middle school whose name was also cassie

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>>382439370

>>382438163
>>382432860
look harder

>>382434478
What the fuck is wrong with Royalty?

>>382422087
I wish cassie had more sfm

>Have I ever told you about the time where the jew Devs made you an ugly ass child despite your parents being literal supermodel tier just because (((they))) want to spread their agenda?

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>>382422087
>no "he was a good friend"
it's just not the same, man

>>382424579
V U L G A R A U T E U R I S M

>>382440214
Nathan was ugly as fuck when he was a kid too

>>382440393
Doesn't count. You can tell whether a girl is gonna be pretty or not by the age of 10. You can't do that with men, they change much more. Usually men get more attractive.

I literally don't know a single female that had an ugly face with shitty features that grew into a pretty woman.

>>382440498
>I literally don't know a single female that had an ugly face with shitty features that grew into a pretty woman.

Jesus christ I can literally smell the cobwebs on your dick

You know that ugly girl who had a crush on you when you were a kid? She's probably a 9/10 and living a happy life while you're on the internet crying about the looks of a fictional 14 year old girl

>>382425867
>At first think that post is just a joke while the webm shows of those hideous legs
>Webm lingers long after that point should have been made

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>>382440498
Lmao, puberty doesn't have any rules,

This is the same girl at age 11 and then 16.

>>382424287
the fact that you ended that sentence with a period really bothers me

>>382440994
So both ugly is what you mean
.

>>382430774
But you weren't talking about skill originally. You were talking about effort. Recreating realistic environments takes way more effort than rendering cartoony worlds and bright colored anthropomorphic characters. If you want the latter, hire a cartoonist to design the mascot and scenery you want, and you have most of the work done.

Designing a typical environment in Uncharted requires intense amounts of study and research, making sure the stage works both on both a natural level and functional level (ie being able to navigate it in a sensible way). Maybe there's less imagination involved, because it's recreation of existing things rather than creation from scratch, but it's still a crazy amount of work.

>>382439883
Gotta keep that bloodline pure

>Le Drake is a massmurder epic meme XDXDXD

What's wrong about killing for self defence?

Should I get Golden Abyss?

>>382441991
It's pretty good despite the vita gimmicks. TERRIBLE bossfights though

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>people calling it pedo just because she's underage
What are these mental gymnastics?

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>>382422087
It was an okay ending to the final mediocre title in the series.

At least we don't have to worry about anymore Uncharted games anymore, so no more potentially shit games dragging down the nearly perfect glory that was UC2.

>>382424287
It's a movie but the parts with the gunfights are good enough to warrant a rent from a Redbox or something on a weekend before returning.

Dunkey has a decent review up for it.

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>>382442525
Imagine embarrassing yourself like this anon just did

>>382424291
how about no

>>382442654
>Dunkey
>Decent

kek

KEK

>>382442828
>he shills for free

It's a 3/5 game, deal with it.

>>382432737
Who?

>>382443043
You can love or hate it all you want I don't care just don't put “decent” or pretty much anything good and Dunkey in the same sentence ever again

>>382423751
Carrie Cummings?

>>382443043
that's racist

>>382425304
And the Americans were the bad guys.

>>382424148
Katawa shoujo

>>382439370
cute, looks like little girl

>>382425867
disgusting, looks like a 30 year old woman made by bioware

The best SFM lolis are Natalia Korda and Sarah.

The fact that so many talented artists waste their time with terrible models like Clementine and Bioshock little sisters because their games are popular is infuriating.