SGDQ 2017 starts tomorrow, what are you most looking forward

I'll watch for the drama and online bullying as usual

The compilations duh

NASA was better

>>382415778
what a boring ass lineup
i hope the silence from this boring garbage generates the most autism

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>Pre-Show
>Protomagicalgirl

chibi will be there, that's about it.

Honestly, if you're still retarded enough to not know, if you want 'world records' and shit, just follow the nerds at these things. They are there all day every day doing runs more serious than you will ever see at these marathons.

>>382419504
he's beefed up a bit it seems? after seeing Limit Break or whatever. Talks a lot. Would prefer him to be more quiet.

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>>382419504

>>382415778
I'm probably more looking forward to these speedrun events than e3 and other game cons.

>>382415778
>what are you most looking forward to?

When ISIS busts in and starts slaughtering you all Bataclan style.

>>382420297
imagine that though

>all the WR holders
>some ISIS dropout enters and explodes himself
>suddenly all the WRs are free again

its one of those dangerous situations where you are putting too many people who are too good at one particular thing out of the whole world all in the same room.

>>382420461
>suddenly all the WRs are free again
that's not how it works

>no bonesaw
no thx

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>trannies everywhere

>>382415778

Please answer these questions as best as you can:

>is chibi going?
>how many approximately runners will be "trans"?
>will any records be broken

I'm sarcastic and have a dry, deadpan sense of humor. I'm sophisticated. I only speedrun so I can get a GDQ slot and be in the spotlight of 100,000+ viewers for ~90 minutes. Follow me on twitch and throw me enough donations that I can stop speedrunning and become a variety streamer.

>>382420461

I just want all of you degenerates to be disemboweled and spread across the floor in a red mess.

>>382420987
>no mention of suddenly becoming a whiney, ugly, and entitled tranny
Eh, 8/10

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>finally get to break out the donation markov chain again

im so excited to fill threads with DONATIONS HERE, GREETINGS FROM CANCER. MY GERMANY DIED 3 YEARS AGO FROM GRANDMA. FIRST TIME VIEWER LONG TIME DONATOR KILL THE STREAMERS, SAVE MY CHILDHOOD GAMES GETTING THEIR BUTTS KICKED. PUT MY MONEY TOWARDS IMPALING CHIBI ON A MEATSPIKE. HOIP

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Can never usually be bothered watching these live but I might pop in for a few runs.
>jet set radio future
>kero blaster zangyou mode
>plok
>crypt of the necrodancer

>>382415778
Unironically excited to watch this and shitpost 24/7 about how much better it used to be.

I just went and bought a box of nails so I can drive them in my own ears every time that one annoying bitch is reading donations.

The Nier run should be fun to watch.

>>382421670

INB4 someone calls in a bomb threat through a donation and the whole place has to be evacuated.

>Faggots watch other faggots playing games because fast.
How exciting!

>>382420863
any of them good looking?

every year people do autistic shit that triggers people, that's what I look forward too

>>382422578
GDQ WAS really good when that was what it was instead of the sanitized Charity-a-thon it is now. Aaaah. Yeah it feels good to do this again. Can't wait for tomorrow.

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will he be there?

>>382422973
ye

>checking schedule
>ctrl+f werster
>0 results


:DDDDDD

>>382415778
I don't care about this anymore. The fact that the biggest of autists can actually find gf's and I can't and have crippling anxiety so I don't do anything but sit home all day is depressing enough.

Then there also hasn't been a moment as great as Chibi being told to be quiet by Caveman. There likely never will be a moment that great since they keep making these things as bland as possible. So I don't care to watch it this time.

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>>382423119
some anon told he'll bust in there this year with a gun and kill bunch of runners on live stream. you can't miss that famalam.

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>>382422973
he said he needs money for the trip and food but he can't cover both.

>NieR: Automata
>Ending A Normal (1-handed)
What? Is this a 2Booty -joke?

Are attendees being told that they have to wash before entering again?

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>what are you most looking forward to?

The cringe

>>382424087
The runner is disabled, can only use one hand.

>>382415778
>this obvious shilling
>HAHA LET'S ALL MAKE LE EPIC JOKE DONATIONS THIS YEAR TOO HAHA

>>382424268
I've never read a post worth reading where someone uses the word shill unironically and this post is no exception.

Why are trans people so prevalent in the speedrunning community? Or is it just a matter of them being a small, vocal minority?

>>382424971
There was actually an article written about depression in gamers or something like that and one thing they mentioned was that gays are prevalent within gaming. It also made mention I think of the fact gamers have a harder time finding jobs.

I wish I knew the article. Someone here has to know.

this will be my first sgdq on /v/, what am i in for?

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>Mirror's Edge run
>followed by Mirror's Edge: Shitalyst run
I'm fuggin ready negro

>>382425479
ssri-fueled thousand yard stares and forced laughs as everyone is uncomfortable for various reason, including never been outside before and having to watch the tranny cult stampeding all over their balls

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>>382425479
Some boring runs, some interesting but dull runs, and a lot of commentators who are on the spectrum -- there may be a genuinely entertaining run, at which point the runner will be banned.

>>382420461
Yeah you go get the Any% Super Metroid record. I'll donate a billion to ya.

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They just uploaded 4 vods of an empty interview table presumably by accident.

They've gotten $95 in donations and the event doesn't even start for another 24 hours.

blueglass

>>382423037
Oh no, the autism isn't gonna be there. How sad.

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>>382415778
>Tetris TGM
>2 players 1 controller race
>Protomagicalgirl, aperturegrillz, KevinDDR, MxKai3
>protomagicalgirl
Does it even stand a chance?

Are there going to be trannies?

>>382423037
Werster got cucked by his brother (woth the help of his mum). I really don't care about him anymore -- the last good thing he did was talk shit about that one guy's Sonic 2 run.

>>382426368
Considering he's presumably up against the greatest Tetris player outside of Japan(literally the only person in the world outside Japan to be ranked GrandMaster), probably not.

the autism compilation

>>382420461
>If Usain Bolt dies today all his WRs are free again

>>382426526
Yeah, that was my point. We'll have to see how they're teamed, but if Kevin's on the other team then >she is toast.

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>>382415778
looking forward to sjw pandering and runners walking on egg shells.

>>382415778
I can't wait to get banned for supporting Trump

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>>382426738
YOU'LL FIND A GOD IN EVERY GOLDEN CLOISTER

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>no adam_ak, kotti, bubblesdelfuego, bonesaw77, werster or rwhitegoose

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>>382426886
AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY THEN THE GOD'S A SHE

>>382426893
>wanting bubbles after his massive choke last time that he tried to save with a sob story

>>382426893
The guy with bad opinions.

>run gets accepted
>it's at buttcheek o clock
>instant regret when i saw the schedule

too late now bros, wish me luck

>>382427008
>watching speedruns for skill

>>382426526
>(literally the only person in the world outside Japan to be ranked GrandMaster)

The only reason that is, is because the game was never released outside Japan.

It's like being the fastest white man alive but only because you're albino.

>>382427086
>wanting speedruns that totally fuck up the biggest skips and end with a cancer anecdote used for sympathy

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>>382427159
>Not finding keks in watching a famous speedrunner fuck up live and then ignoring the anecdote

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>>382427254
>Bubbles
>famous

>>382427319
It's pretty sad how far pure attention whoring gets you these days.

>>382427159
he's atleast more entertaining to watch than 99% of the humorless bores that are at the events

See you guys there. I'm going to be the guy yelling HOYPE to a listless crowd

>Fusion
>Prime
>Super like always
>Majora's Mask
>Necrodancer
>Tiny Toons Adventures
>X2 AND X3 race
>Closing with Earthbound

Might be a good year. Might be utter shit.

Halo
Mirror's Edge
Mirror's Edge Catalyst
Dishonored 2
Any long runs that are actually comfy

>>382415778
>watching SJWtranny fest in fucking 2017 still

What is wrong with you
All the fun is gone

>>382427396
>his shit smells the least
Not exactly a glowing recommendation, but I accept your point. Speaking of entertaining runners -- does anyone know if runnerguy stills runs games?

Autism is a fucking sin.

>>382427489
I like Chrono Trigger

I'm convinced that the trannys in the speedrunning community are not the butthurt SJW ones ruining gaming.

>>382425479
Its fun, dont let the jaded shitters tell you otherwise. Just get up for some food when a tranny sits on the couch though

I miss my man GameJ06

>>382427671
Hell. I support the trannys et al. in the speed running community. I am an ally.

>>382427852
kek

>>382419504
WAAAAAHH

>>382415778
They still aren't allowing Rabi Ribi or what?

>>382415778
WHERE IS MARIO GOLF

>>382428909

No.

But they are allowing RKSF for some reason.

>>382424135
I know Nier is shit you dont got to call the dude disabled

>>382416176
this

>>382415778

>freaking

OP is underage.

>>382420461

i wish

>>382428909
You should submit it for bad games done quick.

>>382415778
hype for the memes, super panga world, crash bandicoot, and majoras mask

not hype for the trannies and the pre show

>>382428909

Why would you speedrun Rabi-Ribi when Hollow Knight exists?

>>382420461
pretending to be retard?

ESA will be better

>>382433123

Why?

>>382434536
funny accents and uncomfortable silence all the time

>>382434602

Not as funny as the funny accents of SGDQ though, as in the attempted female accents of all the trans freaks.

>>382434536
better games for me
on sgdq I will watch only automata
on esa I will watch san andreas and vice city

Is the guy who ran Mighty Number 9 in a Nep Hat running? My new favorite.
Anyways, will probably just keep the stream running on background