>You walk into the merchant shop with low health and only

Probably savescum the encounters or use cheat engine if I get stuck.

>Rumors

>Kill the merchant
>Can't take all the shit he tried to sell me for free

Any game that actually lets me do that?

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>>382392619
"There's a rumor goin' round about a gang of pirates stealing from buncha merchant ships. Don't think you could handle a bunch of swashbucklers in your condition though. heh."

kill poporings at nauseam and sell the slime, run from anything bigger than that.

>>382392787
>Sell

>>382392372
>kill the merchant
>steal potions
>hole up in the shop, eating bread and cheeses until i fall into a food coma and wake up 3 days later

>>382392913
In your inventory is a bag of shit which sells for 1 gold.

>>382392764
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

>>382392995
gg

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>kill the merchant
>his chest of items is under the fucking floor with no way to access it unless using noclip

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>>382392979
Once you awaken from your coma a weary traveler enters the shop.
"I'm looking to buy some herbs fair merchant."

>>382392979
>has a perk that when health is low, your performance is drastically boosted
>kill the merchant anyway

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>>382392764
Several games do this, but Fallout and Skyrim do it best.

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>>382392372
>start fucking to pay for equipment
>sink further and further into degeneracy
>start going out to high encounter rate areas to lose on purpose
>no need for equipment where we're going

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>>382392764

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>>382392372
>Challenge

>>382393370
You can steal shit straight off the shelves.

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>>382392372
>Challenges him to a dick length competition

>>382393595
The fairies you fought earlier disenchanted your dick into a flower. You lose the dick length competition. He takes your remaining gold.

Fuck off to the inn

>>382392372
go into town, take anything that isn't technically stealing and sell it all

>>382393243
I see, thanks Rodd! I think I'll give Fallout: New Vegas a try then. I've had it my library for a while now.

>>382393243
>Tfw you buy New Vegas for the 2nd time just for your buddy Todd

>>382393165
Insult the NPC

>>382393676
Fuck, just an hero

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>>382393121
>>382393382
YOU TAKE ME FOR A AMATEUR? HAH! I'LL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE TRAVELER?

>>382394250
Oh shit,

>Attack

>>382392372
how much does the hotel cost?

sell all my ethers and stay at the inn

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>>382394250

>>382392372
Never thought I'd see ninja from the hidden burger...not how I pictured them....

>>382393243
All jokes aside, no they don't. The inventory that a store has is kept seperate from the characters inventory

>>382392372
>>382393165
I wish I knew guys like these during school and they lived next to me. Got pretty boring just playing video games and basketball with people who were less and less interested every year.

>>382394701
We all knew guys like this. The mid 00s were a weird time to be in high school. I think weeabooism was probably at its peak then.

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>>382394395
please! spare me and the fine lady! we are far to weak

>>382395409
We did it, lads!

>>382392764
>noclip outside the shop area
>take the shopkeepers' items from a chest in the void
that was such a wonky system why did they do that? was it just so you couldn't loot them legitimately?

>>382392372
this would be 10 times funnier without the m'

>fat people aren't allowed to love
Why

>>382395409

>Loot

I had a good friend that would wear a naruto headband around his fedora in school. He got picked on for it and I let it happen because even I knew he had it coming.

>>382396173
Fat people aren't human.

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>>382396219

>>382392372

Can she even stand back up from that position or does she just tumble off like a donut ninja?

>>382396192
Debuff gain: drench in oil

>>382396383
>he doesnt know about the secret ninjutsu teleportation technique

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>>382392764
I made one, once. If you kill a merchant, the police attacks you when you exit the shop and every other merchant will attack you as well

>>382392372
>drink from ye flask

>>382392764

Arx Fatalis, which also let you break into their shop when they're out and loot all their shit only to sell it back later.