>In one particular piece of official art for Super Mario Odyssey,

>>382361320
Mario's gettin' old.

I mean, he's 36. Makes sense he's getting a few grey hairs.

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>>382361320

I don't know

But let's have 457 replies and 57 images omitted over this shit

>>382361320
It's not his hair dumbfuck, it's the white background you can see through the small gaps in his hair.

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>>382361320
>>382361450
>tfw Mario will die in your lifetime

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>>382361953
Charles Martinet will. That's sad enough. I've never heard a good replication of his 4 mario characters voices and there's no one who can match his energy and love for this job.

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>>382361953
>Nintendo's properties will slowly die off and become irrelevant by the time you are too old to care.

now THIS is autism

>>382362492
Don't remind me. I met the guy at a con and he was a really nice guy who genuinely love his career.

>ywn have a grandpa to talk to you in his Mario voice

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>>382361320
>>In one particular piece of official art for Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s hair is rendered in great detail. Zooming in to the part above his ear, we can see what appears to be a single gray hair. This seems to be deliberate, as analysis of the image reveals that this is not a transparency issue, but that the hair is indeed colored a lighter color than the rest. Due to the image being released in a lossless format by Nintendo, this also could not be a compression artifact.

How fucking high are the people who write this shit?

>>382363409
ZOOM
ENHANCE
BINGBING
WAHOO

I can't believe this is happening
fuck fuck fuck shit

>>382361320
So Mario = Willy Wonka confirmed ?

>>382361320
That's retarded. literally the background.

>>382361320
That is just the background

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I'm only 24 and sometimes I get a singular white hair in that same area, just above my sideburns.

This is normal, right? Right?

>>382365503
It's normal to gray early. I have a friend who's only 23 and I do notice some gray hairs on him.

I can't believe Mario is fucking dying

>>382365503
You're going to die, anon.

>>382361320
Its his skin texture coming through thats all

>>382365503
My father had a salt and pepper look when he graduated college. He's almost 60 now and he's basically full white/gray but he has a thick head of hair. I'm 29 and my hair is straight black still, but it's thinning and receding.

Eventually you're going to go bald or gray or both or neither.

>>382365640
This

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>>382365503
>>382366904
>28
>go to shave this morning
>gray hair everywhere

>tfw your head is full of gray hairs

And I'm only 23 too

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>>382366904
>Eventually you're going to go bald or gray or both or neither.

>anon on the internet confirms something will eventually happen

>>382361320
Whoever wrote that is an idiot. That's his scalp.

>>382366674
/thread

>>382361647
>>382364951
>>382365163
You absolute fools, people who haven't gone bald yet will have paler skin where the hair covers their head (as well as Mario's cap in his case).

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>>382361450
>23
>already have a bunch of grey hairs

I mean, I'll take it anyday over balding/receding

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>>382367209

At least you still have a full head of hair.

>tfw not even 30 and balding on top

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>>382361953
>tfw you will die during Mario's lifetime

>>382365503
Better than 20 and balding

>>382361320
deepest lore

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>tfw 50 year old hairline since i was 21 and not caring

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>You will die in your lifetime

>>382366904
>father full dilf
>son going bruce willis
Your hair genetics depends on your father or mother line. It even could be from your grandparents.

>>382367770
Good question if you die, you are dead. So is it in or after your lifetime?

It's a reflection

>Tfw have a few bald spots in the back of my head

>>382367423
I know that feel bruh
>25
>salt and pepper and getting worse

DEEPEST LORE

>>382365575
found my first patch of grey hairs at age 20, bring on the slow crumpling of my body

I'm 31 and I'm getting a million white squiggly hairs.

In five years I will be Emmett Brown.

>>382369174
I suppose the whole process of dying happens while you're rechnically alive.

>>382369763
Came here for this.

>>382362492
When that day comes I wish I could be sad, but after finding he's a liberal cuckold, I'll be indifferent to the situation.

Who else have the vegeta hairline?

>>382361320
I think it's his scalp

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Super Shame

It's not a single gray hair. It's his fucking scalp.

>>382365503
>20
>Wake up
>look in mirror
>Fucking gray hairs in beard and on the tip of the widow's peak

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>>382361450
>he's 36

Mario is 26.

>>382365503
Yes, it's common. It's like a mole, but in a hair follicle.

>>382370758
>Shane died in Mario's lifetime
Mario is buried alive with him.

>>382370720
"Vegeta hairline"

Its called a widow's peak you fucking twit. and many people have that hairline.

>>382361460
where's the full pic at senpai

>>382370758
This poor kid died, but we video game complainers live on, the wheel of fortune is funny

>>382361320
>a single gray hair
Looks more like the background bleeding through an uncovered portion of his head.

>>382371050
>autism

>>382370758
>all the 1-Up jokes that went nervously unspoken

>>382363161
You people have been saying this for at least a decade

>>382371050
go back to /reddit/, you're obviously too stupid to post around here

>>382361320
I've been greying ever since I was like 15 in high school. I'd have teachers point it out to me. Don't really care though.

>>382371670
3 decades

>24
>have one long white eyelash (like 2-3 inches)
>every time it falls out it grows back after a couple months
>been growing since I was 19

am i evolving?

>>382370758
>Super shame

Nah legit fuck these parents they probably were happy that their kid died for all the attention that they got afterwards

>>382363161
It has already happened tbqh senpai. Not even the Wii managed to bring nintendo back into the zeitgeist in any lasting way. They have basically been irrelevant since 1995, when playstation took all the third parties that had been on SNES.

Every console since the N64 sold less than its predecessor, and the Wii was just a brief meme with a pathetic attach rate and loads of shovelware.

>>382371885
If it's at one end of your eyelid instead of the middle that sounds pretty cool

>>382372039
I don't know what fuckin world you're living in buddy but in this one Nintendo is pretty popular right now.

>>382372039
>since N64
Actually since SNES. Nintendo lost market every single gen except Wii, and the Wii U sold less than the GC. The company has never been run well, they just fell into good luck twice. Time will tell with Switch, but maybe three times now.

>>382370758
God dammit. Now I'm sad.

>>382363161
Once Miyamoto retires for good, it's all going to be downhill for Mario & Co.

>>382372401
In that case you could say since the NES.

The SNES sold less than that, you know.

>>382372401
How come they have many more employees and a much higher turnover than during the SNES days then, if they have only been losing market and aren't run well?

>>382361953
>tfw he dies of old age and then respawns

>>382370995
That only appears in the Japanese verison of Melee, a great portion of the world did not know this till the internet got widespread as it is today.

>>382366904
>>382367209
it's not all bad, some people find that attractive

>>382372401
>Nintendo
>Not run well
They might not have marketed as hard/effectively as their competitors in every gen (see PS4's massive marketing vs WiiU's horrible marketing) but it's not like they're losing money over it, even the WiiU didn't put a fucking dent in all their DS/Wii money.

Switch is already off to a better start than either the 3DS or WiiU were by the way. Remember the 3DS was in a fucking death spiral before the price drop + Mario Kart 7, and then the WiiU was, well, the WiiU.

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>>382373896
Ladies call them "silver foxes." Especially if they're in good shape and dress like they could buy everything you own with their pocket change.

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>>382366904
>Eventually you're going to go bald or gray or both or neither.
This is profound.

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>>382375087
>not doing all at once
What are you, an underage faggot?

>>382373059
Haha I should make a cartoon about that!

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>>382370995
This. It's fucking crazy but it's straight from the horse's mouth.

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>>382370758
>You could see the blue in his skin

>>382362492
He's a marxist cuck I don't care

>>382373412
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/09/30/miyamoto-reveals-marios-age/

Miyamoto came out and just plain said it last year, so it seems the trophy was always officially correct.

>>382370758
he's bing bing wahoo'ing in another universe now...

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Is nintendo fandom a mental illness at this point?

>>382362492
He'll probably live long enough to see the day when voice actors are rendered obsolete by text-to-speech. And if not, Nintendo has more than enough voice clips to keep him as Mario, Luigi, Wario, etc. through archive footage.

>>382362492
Lmao, fucking mario spergs. I legitimately feel bad for this guy only because it seems like it's literally all he has in life anymore. What makes it worse is all he does is yell a few new moans and shit and suddenly we have a new Mario branded game. At the end of the day, all he's going to be remembered for is saying Mamma mia, kek.

>>382375873
I bet you couldn't even define capitalism.

>>382367661
Yeah who does that. haha. I mean balding at 20? Better kill yourself. haha. haha.

>>382362492
>>382376502

Try not to cringe

https://youtu.be/HO5imsViKp0?t=6m14s

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>>382361320
I enhanced the image further, and there is at least 2. Unless for some reason the grey hair is wider than the brown hairs. More likely it's a render flaw.

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>>382371084

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>>382361320
That's fucking amateur work

They've been able to do that for almost 20 years you dumbshit

>>382370758
he was condemned from the day they named him shane wayne

>>382361450
I'm in my mid twenties and I've got like, 10 grey hairs.

>>382377145
nice

>>382371974
You're a fucking idiot. It says Shane.

>>382372039
>handhelds don't exist

good work retard

>>382370995
He looks older.

>>382363316
But dw, cause its Mario it'll got to archive withh 400+