WHY IS THIS GAME SO FUCKING HARD I CAN'T BEAT THE

You're a GenZ kid.

It's literally Dark Souls

So did they actually make changes to the gameplay?

Kids are getting dumber these days, while the game has stayed the same

>>382310495
Wow... so this... is the power... of millenials...

>>382310673
They made Crash 1 easier by having a less bullshit save system.

>>382310685
>if you were in crash's target audience when it came out you are a millenial

>>382310839

Don't even bother.
Retards spout the millenial-meme around all the time, while most of the time being millenials themselves.

>>382310839
>>382310997
2 types of millennials exists The generation is split by tech becoming so heavily mainstream. If you had a smart phone before the end of highschool, I have bad news for you.

>>382311129
>how to spot the bullied white kid in one post.
>he was made fun of for not having a smartphone

>>382310495
acquire wellness shitler

YES I DID IT

I BEAT THE FIRST STAGE AND GOT THE PLATINUM RELIC

I LOVE CRASH!!!

git gud

such an exquisite soulsian rouge lite game

I played the trilogy last year on my PSX before this was fully shown. I played Warped last of course and picked the game up today.

Going from Warped to 1 is a weird feeling but I got used to it.

>>382311129
>>382310685
Anyone born after 1996 is a "GenZ", the "oughties".

1980-1996 are the REAL "Millennials", the "generation Y", and ironically what most of us on this site still belong to.

>>382311192
Now you're just being obtuse. He was obviously saying if smartphones existed while you were in school, you're a faggot.

>>382311357
this nigga just used the word obtuse callin another nigga obtuse.

>>382310596
>>382310685
he's memeing you, retard redditor
It's not hard at all and he takes the fact that you probably think it is because it's an old game and there were some stupid articles talking about it and makes a joke with your sorry ass

you're literally more retarded than a genz kid
way to fail your generation

>>382310839
>>382311331
Nu-Millenials then.

>>382310495
Slippery Climb needs fucking checkpoints

>>382311423
>I-I was just pretending to be a retard!!!
literally the oldest 4chin meme in the existence, next to teh rei

>>382311129
more like if you had a cellphone before the end of high school.

>>382311476
just get good.

the best part about this game was that feeling of prowess you get when you beat it.

>>382311589
If you where finished highschool before cellphones where semi-common you aren't even a millennial in the first place Flip phones started being a thing around 2004-2006

>>382311589
Cellphones have been around since the 80's, how fucking old are you anon?

I expect the answer is pretty simple. The games are designed with high response Playstation controllers in mind, you can only play with a wireless or USB controller, either option is shit. The games are also designed for CRT display times. Put these together and you cannot physically react as quick as you could in the original version of the game back in the 90's, so the new game becomes artifically harder. This is the exact same reason kids always complain about retro games being hard.

The games aren't harder, technology has just gotten worse, believe it or not.

>>382311761
...or, you know, kids these days have LITERALLY never played anything like this before, meaning their thousands of hours of Cowa / AssCreed / FIFA will mean jack shit, and lack of handholding throws them off guard even more.

tl;dr: last 10+ years have been the true era of casuals, and it's now starting to show.

>>382311761

That's interesting. Can anyone verify if this is true?

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>>382310685
Millenials were the ones who originally grew up with Crash

>>382312005
m8, Google 'input lag'. It is a very real and very well known thing, though there are a lot of Flat Earth idiots who like to deny it for some reason.

>>382311761
It might also be that the remaster doesn't have the invisible dynamic difficulty mechanic of the originals.

>>382310685
millennials are hitting their mid 30s dude.

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>stupid cigar rolling mestizo driving the delivery truck had a mechanical failure
>package might not get here until this monday or tuesday

>>382312326
Could be worse. I'm not getting mine until the 11th.

>>382312326
>mfw I got the game a day early

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>>382311714
The oldest Millennials are in their 30s mang.

>>382311719
CDs were around since the early 80s as well, but they didn't become popular until after the mid 90s. Cellphones didn't become common until after 2000, with the notion of children owning them even later.

>>382312415
at that point id just go digital

>>382312326
Are you the anon who said he was gonna kill a mailman if you had to wait til monday? Kek.

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>>382310495
>cant beat a tutorial

>>382312512
Nah my brother wants to borrow it after I beat it.

>>382312468
the oldest millennials are soon in their 40s.

physics are broken to fuck and back and make everything ten times as hard as they were before by virtue of controlling like ass

>>382312518
no, mailmen are good people

>>382311129
>2 types of millennials exists
I find it easier to identify them as the born pre-1996 and born post-1995 type.

Every kid born after 1995 is a faggot and the target of millennial joke.

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>>382313006
This.

I keep falling down holes lol

>>382310685
in reality millennials have grown up with a much larger plethora of games and harder ones to boot, so in fact there will no doubt be much more "skilled" (kek) gamers on average than years gone by, sorry grandpa.

>>382313306
>you can throw balls pretty far and quickly but you're not truly skilled because you won't let me hit them

>>382311761
I have a question, does Metroid play better with a NES controller on the NES then it does on any other system?

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>>382312442
sure ya did

>>382312326
>not buying digitally
>playing when game unlocks at midnight instead of waiting delivery meme

you did this to yourself.

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How do I get the last three boxes?

I saw an invisible platform I couldn't climb on

>>382313727
what's up with the lighting?
it has that dodgy 'unity shaders' look

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People are actually calling this dark souls?

got the game an hour or so ago and just beat ripper roo. on the first level i fell down the first hole a couple of times so i dont know if there is a bit of input delay or something. I got used to it pretty quickly and got a couple of platinum time time trials on the first island.

There are a few things that seem buggy. the natives on great gate and native fortress dont raise their shields all the time. sometimes, just before you land on them, they turn around even if theyre only 1/4 of the way along the platform. everything else has seemed normal though

There is input delay on this fucking crap game.

This is fixed if you have ps4 slim of pro with new controller and you are using wire

Finally got the green gem, thank fuck not all gems require not dying.

>>382310495
Is this a new meme now?

i hope whoever coded the motorcycle in this game has their family die in a house fire

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>>382313784
>People
This is modern vidya journalism

>>382314208
Too be fair it wasn't that good in the original as well

>>382311293
>PSX
nice, didt like the ordinary playstaion 2 eh?

Fucking hell, this game is kicking my ass at times. Native Fortress stands out as being particularly frustrating and difficult, mainly because I kept choking and getting game over right before the end of the level.

Sunset Vista is fucking sweet, probably even harder than Native Fortress, but way more fun. The bridge level with the high altitude hogs (forgot the name) also stands out as pretty challenging. I don't remember this game being so hard when I was a kid but I like overcoming learning curves in vidya so I consider this a pleasant surprise.

I've heard criticism on the music, art style and animation, but they're perfect in my opinion. The music in particular is dope as fuck at times.

All in all this game is really fun and I'm having a blast. I hope you guys are too.

>>382313402
Of course. It was never ported to another system as far as I know, so any other legit way to play it is just emulating the rom and with wireless controllers.

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>>382312326

>not going to your local shop and buying it

>>382311331
96 is 20/21 mate...

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is stormy ascent in the game?

>Tone down Crash 1 to reasonable levels with a few more checkpoints, and boxes broken before checkpoints still count, as well as making Crash behave like he does in Crash 2 for base movement
>Casuals still complain

Lmao

>>382313727

Need the coloured gem

>op is literally having a laugh because of Crash is dark Souls thing
>newfags take it seriously
I see summer is in full effect.

>>382313783
Not him but it looks fine on my tv

>>382311129
>If you had a smart phone before the end of highschool, I have bad news for you.
But I can beat Crash Bandicoot so what does that mean

>>382314691
It's suggested to be future DLC, no news of free or paid

>>382311357
what does "smartphone" even mean really?

>>382314841
apps. touch screen. Not a flip phone

>>382310495
git gud

>>382312176
>a game developed for platforms using wireless inputs does not account for wireless inputs
m8 I play rhythm games all the fucking time on my PS4, input lag ain't got shit to do with Crash's difficulty.

>>382314752
I mean that there doesn't appear to be a clear light source, it looks really odd

>>382314841
IP-enabled phone

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>>382314697
Oh my god. If this is the case, I've done with it.

How the fuck can the average "gamer" be so bad that after this update, they're still complaining about the difficulty?

Well, this ain't new. This has been the trend for atleast for over a decade.

N-Sane Trilogy with the Japanese voices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKVsGnpPIC8

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http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2017/06/10/crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy-has-3-platinum-trophies-full-lists-here/ Full trophy list and requirements.

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>>382313006
>tfw born in 1993

>>382314914
>hear people bitching about input lag when I'm looking to buy the project diva games
>buy them anyways and play them for hours
>get to the point where I can easily beat all the songs on extreme
>never changed any settings even once
I'm not sure I even know what "input lag" is supposed to mean

What console is this on?
PS4?
Can I go out and buy a copy?

>>382315047
brother

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>>382313006
My little brother is born in 1995 but still is a complete faggot

>>382315216
must run in the family.

>>382315097
Yeah it's released today on PS4 at a budget price of £30

>>382314914
Good job on adapting to input lag for the easiest type of game to adapt to it in. But poor show thinking that experience is applicable to any other situation.

>>382311331
I don't get this whole autism to classify kids, like who gives a shit, just call them kids

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>>382315006
>Oni-Chan

It's....too....cute....

>>382312187
the original games had dynamic difficulty?

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>>382315263
>adapting to input lag in a genre where input lag would literally make it unplayable
What the fuck is going on in that brain of yours my dude

>>382314869
but those were around from the 90s. i don't know. i just hate that marketing word "smart" for some reason. it's a damn phone.

I swear Toxic Waste is fucking broken. You get randomly hurt by the barrel throwers when you blatantly shouldn't. Never happened in the original and it was one of the easiest stages for me. Also who is getting that random movement glitch where the game throws you in another direction? I was holding up and right once and it threw me left and to my death for fuck sake. That patch obviously fixed nothing.

>>382314697
they removed levels?

>>382315420
You know what people are talking about when they say smart phones

>>382315424
worked fine for me youre just shit m7

>>382315330
give me the timestamp

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>>382315593
>>382315006
4:34

>>382315593
Not him but here.

https://youtu.be/iKVsGnpPIC8?t=274

4:34

>>382315537
"Level" as in level of difficulty, anon.
They made Crash 1 function like 2 and Warped so it's more forgiving now.

>>382315537
No, where the hell did you get that from my post?

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HOW DO I BEAT RIPPER ROO? THERE'S NO WAY THIS SHIT WAS THIS HARD IN THE ORIGINAL

>>382315576
but it's not like there's many any others around nowadays. except the phones meant for old people and occasional cash grab for new 3310.

>>382310495
Just get three masks and run over the box bridge in time.

>>382315723
Put your Crash Token near the boss and summon me, I can help you

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>>382315723
nigga just stand on the topright/left platforms, that boss is easier than taking a shit in tamagotchi

>>382315216
What makes him a complete faggot?

>>382315850
crash tokens are to invite invaders. i farmed a bunch of purple crystals in 3, so ill put my sign down. already traded N gins soul in for the wumpa launcher, so it should be fast

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>ps1 memory card image when youre on hte save screen

>>382315723
summon me

I really struggled on Road to Nowhere. Rest was challenging but certainly doable.

>>382315364
M8, music is repeatative patterns, you sense the next bit coming because you've heard it before and you're ready to press the button in advance. Easiest shit.

>>382315691
>>382315702
that makes more sense. somehow I read it as "they cut it down to reasonable levels" so I thought they removed ones they deemed too tough.

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>>382316015
cute

CUTE :3

>>382316015
What a fucking qtpie

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>>382316015

>>382316145
did they remake the title screen for each game?

I liked how much personality they gave Koala Kong. Wouldn't mind seeing him in a future game

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>>382316015
>there are people that prefer this over Crash's dance

>>382316015

Does she have autism or something?

>>382310685
Whats with all these old jerks invading v? I didn't know old folks homes had internet cafes

>>382312005
No, it's bullshit.

I 100%'d crash 1 on PS3 using a wireless controller and a HD LED TV. Any difference I felt to ps1 on CRT was negligible.

What's more likely is all these "fans" have false memories of Crash Bandicoot. They probably played it, but didn't get all that far, young kids are often happy just to replay thier favourite levels over and over instead of doing the impossibly hard shit like Slippery Climb. Or confused memories of Crash 2&3.

Everyone that claims "I 100% this as a kid" should be required to post proof of a 100% savefile. I bet the majority never actually did it.

>>382316224
shut the fuck up you stupid faggot

Do I play with a d-pad or the stick? Can't decide for myself

>>382314697
>more checkpoints
>crash 2 movement

So wrong, it hurts.

>>382316145
Why is she sitting where the tide is? Does she like being wet?

Don't answer that.

>>382314387
>has become

>in discord with friend
>hes on road to nowhere
>unlimited rage because boars are massive now and glitched planks
this is fun

>>382316313
Excluding slides, he behaves exactly the same for base movement.

>>382316007
You don't play many rhythm games, huh.

It's a game of timing and reflex using audio AND visual cues, and if you're good, you can get full combos even on your first attempt.

I did literally that on Superbeat Xonic when I first got it a couple weeks ago. The entire tracklist is shit I'd never heard, but I still managed to All Combo a number of songs on my first try, and again on higher difficulties with different patterns.

Any input lag WILL fuck you up, and there isn't any getting used to it because your inputs will be guided by the audio and video, which would be desynced from your inputs.

>>382316015
>People seriously play as Crash when this fucking at exists

>>382316327
Crash has just been washed ashore after escaping from Cortex and Brio.

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I'm on Generator Room right now.
Damn. The Cortex face is disappointing
It went forward and backward smoothly on the PS1, now it's all jittery.
Dammit. This was one of the levels I was looking forward to see.
And I cut myself off of the youtube videos after Coco was revealed, so you know.

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>>382316419
>that will never bounce on your dick

>>382316015
This doesn't capture how cute it really is

>Her shoes squeak when she does the running man
>She giggles when she does the jazz hands

>>382316293
dpad until you get to 3

>>382316495
I don't think she'd bounce on your dick so much as she'd shatter your pelvis or break you in half

>>382316482
>tfw the cortex face gave me nightmares
tfw was at a friends house and had to sleep with him because of it

>>382316293
I play with the analog going forward and backward
I play with the D pad going left and right. Have been doing this since I bought the GH version of Crash 2.

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>>382316623

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Im not bitching but the game is a lot harder than I remember it being. Ancient Fortress just kicked my ass

>>382310729
There really is no excuse for having bad save systems these days since the days of limited space memory cards are long gone. Well, with the exception of the excuse we're Ubisoft

>>382310685
>grandpa can't spell millennial

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>>382316623

>>382312187
It literally does though.

It might be a little harder to trigger, but I've had masks and earlier checkpoints on stages like Native fortress.

Burnt 13 lives to a game over, then perfected it. I'm mad.

>trying to get platinum at the great wall
>red crashs and cocos keep invading me

Can you retards fucking stop?

>>382316638
I was a kid in genesis/snes days, and the cortex face in that level reminded me of Vectorman.
They really fucked it up in this. Ok. Let's see what's left of this game. i'm close to the end

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>>382316495
if she's smashing metal crates with her ass she would crush your pelvis into a fine powder man

>>382316482
Holy shit they ruined Generator Room. I'm so mad how it turned out. It's not even spooky anymore.

coco is so cute. hope you fucks dont sexualize her, to pure

So, I just listened to some songs, its mostly hit or miss. They fucked Pinstripe theme, but Rock it and Pack attack are fucking awesome

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I'M INPUTTING THE SPYRO DEMO CODE ON EVERY MENU BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>382310495
>tfw lost like 12 lives trying to get the colour gem on Toxic Waste

15 years later and i'm still trash at timing the jumping barrels

I busted my ass for 20 minutes trying to get that 3 firepit jump near the end of native fortress before i realized you jump up on the wall and hide behind it. I haven't played any proper platformers for years, which is why im shit. I think anyone else struggling might be in the same boat

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>can't farm lives off the turtle anymore

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>getting through all of Road to Nowhere without dying after losing like 12 lives on it
Feels like I'm flying!

>>382314637
Zero Mission has Metroid NES and it was released as a separate GBA title.

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>>382316957
>before i realized you jump up on the wall and hide behind it.

WHAT

IT TOOK ME AGES TO JUMP ACROSS ALL 3 OF THOSE I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO THIS

>my copy STILL isn't here
fuck the royal mail and fuck the OP

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>>382316623

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>My copy hasn't arrive yet
I just want to play the Dark Souls of plataformers

>>382316365
>You don't play many rhythm games
Well, you got me there. I do admit to being pretty much clueless about rhythm games and so my last post was worthout worth but I insist that my original point is valid.

I can't imagine input lag being much of an issue in rhythm games even with your explaination. The games are designed with bad controller latency in mind, it's just not the same thing as a game that's not designed for them. There would be a decent sized window of error that makes up for the laggy input that a game like a platformer could not possibly have.

>>382310495
About the same as dark souls in terms of run backs. Most likely shorter than any campfire respawns.

>>382317095
I'm in the same boat. Where the fuck is Royal Mail?

How can the loading times be so long, when it's a remake of games that released in 96-99 and the hardware is like from another planet.

PS1 (1994 - 102 million units sold)
CPU - 32-bit MIPS (33mhz)
GPU - 32-bit R800A (33mhz)
System RAM - 2mb
Video RAM - 1mb
Resolution - 640x480 (SD)
Media - CD-ROM

PS4 (Codename Orbis, Rumoured 2014)
CPU - Quad-core 'Steamroller' (3ghz)
GPU - AMD HD 7670 (1ghz) - assisted by A10 APU (CPU/GPU companion processor)
System RAM - 8gb
Video RAM - 1gb
Resolution - 1080p/3D/60fps, 4K
Media - 50gb BD

>>382316957
They should place a wumpa fruit there as a hint for newcomers.

>>382316978
You are like little babby.

Just wait until The High Road

>>382317219
Because nobody wants to code crazy shit like ND in the past.

>watching some streamer play slippery climb
>the way the jumping looks when you land on those birds

what the fuck? it looks floaty and weird as shit. please tell me the movement/"game feel" is actually good in these?

>>382317024
>>382316957
Oh fuck my ass I spent so long on that.

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>mfw when Sunset Vista

>>382317351
Multiple people have said that the physics feel floatier then the original games.

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>mfw the redone music sounds like ass

>Top times are always 4-5 seconds under my platinum times.

How do they do it?

>>382317421
Generator Room's redone track is fucking awful

All right, another fucking glitch.
I'm standing next to the ending box and warp on Generator Room
It says I have 52/52 boxes, but it won't turn into a gem
wtf?

>>382317475
Some gems require no deaths in conjunction with 100% boxes.

>>382317475

Shouldn't have died if you wanted that colored gem, bucko.

>>382317475
You're probably being invading.

>>382317143
Based draw anon thank you for this

>>382317438
hold down R2 and do tackle + jump + spin
But it ain't worth it.

>>382317538
>>382317541
oh, ok. This is different.
Didn't know that.

(i've been trying to avoid spoilers for everything after Coco was revealed.)

>check leader board
>I have a better time than the top 1
What the fuck is this shit? Why am i not the top?

>>382310685
I was able to beat the crash games when I was 4 years old, so why is it acceptable for 'journalists' to complain about the difficulty?

>>382317438
Didn't they purposely implement speedrun exploits for fastness? Spinning at the very end of your skid or something like that.

Because it controls just as bad as the originals, they only changed the graphics.

I warned you, nostalgiagoggles can do funny things to your memories.

>>382317615
And of course, as I go into the warp vortex, it says, perfect, but you died.
Should've just done that first. damn.

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>>382316015
>Not getting one of the easiest coloured gems in the game

>>382315084
Im sick of paying wumpas to repair my bazooka...how do I join the Pilgrims of Dingodile covenant again?

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>>382313006
>born in 1999
>much more mature than the majority of supposed adults on this website
Maybe it's because I had old parents.

>>382317793
Why'd you reply to me?

>>382317153
>a game that's not designed for them
And that's where you're wrong champ.

First and foremost, controller latency isn't really the problem when it comes to input lag.
The true culprit of input lag is your display, the TV.

That's why playing PS1 games on an LCD will introduce lag that doesn't exist on CRTs.
Rhythm games come with a setting that edits how the game is displayed, not the latency of the controller (because that's fucking impossible).

As an anon mentioned earlier, even the PSN versions of Crash don't experience input lag, because they're properly emulated to accommodate HD displays.

The N. Sane Trilogy is in fact a 2017 video game. It's not the PS1 games. It was built from the ground up in a new engine of VV's design, using modern tools and accounting for modern hardware.

There is absolutely nothing about the way Crash, or any game, is designed (control, momentum, platforms, etc.) that would somehow become a problem because of a different display or controller. That's simply not how input lag manifests.

The console automatically, by its design, accounts for the delay from controller to console (and to game). That's all that actually matters here.
The variant comes with the TV, which can be fucking anything, any brand, whatever. They can't account for that shit when designing the hardware or software. And TVs have different refresh rates and their inputs process data at different speeds, THAT is where input lag comes from. A disconnect between the amount of time it takes from controller to console, and the amount of time it takes for the TV to display the effect.

So when a game has bad input lag, the video you're looking at is actually the game as it was very recently, and the inputs you're making are in the future of the footage. It's not that the game itself isn't registering your inputs, it's that you're viewing outdated information and basing your inputs on old cues.

>>382317219
It's because of the way Crash 1 was coded. They literally dumped the center of the disc with garbage so the game content was pushed to the edges to decrease load times.

>>382318046
I dont know I'm on mobile

Sorry for the inconvenience anon

>>382311429
post-millenial, as in after 2000

>>382318107
That's actually pretty clever of them. I wouldn't have thought of that as a way to lessen load times.

>>382316443
I know, but she was just chilling out.

>>382318107
And this can't be done today because of what?

>>382315723
Are you for real? He always jump on the same platform, with same pattern. Just stand where he dosen't jump, learn the pattern and jump on TNT box

>>382311129
The iPhone came out 10 years ago. If you had one in the final year of highschool you'd be 28 years old. I had one when I was 14 and I grew up playing ps1 and n64.

If smart phones didn't exist when you were in highschool then you're much to old to be on this website arguing with people born after that year 2000. In a thread earlier today someone admitted to coming here since he was 11.

>>382318286
Because it wouldn't be kbs of garbage code, it'd be gigabytes.

>>382316015
So her laptop turned into a crystal, and then she got a new crystal out of nowhere. How does that work?

Playing it too, it's definitely harder than most modern platformers but it's like the good kind of pain.
Like how tropical freeze was

I never realized this before but the original crash trilogy, especially game 1, is what 3d Mario would have been if Nintendo didn't go sandbox.

>>382318693
Ang Gamespot gave both games a 6/10 with the criticism "too difficult".

>>382318749
Go play Mario 3D Land. It's literally just that.

N.Brio really has Brain in his voice now. I actually prefer LeMarche's performance I think. He's the only one I've heard that sounds outright better, even if some do sound on par with the originals, like N.Gin.

>>382318845
oh yeah? I guess I should get some use out of the Wii U now that it's dead. hopefully all games are bargain prices now.

Fuck this shit motor stages in 3, just fuck them.

>There are people here not playing as Coco when the level gives the choice

Fuck is wrong with y'all

>>382319056
I don't like playing as girls.

>>382319113
Faggotry

>>382319056
>not doing a normal playthrough as Crash, then going back for the gems with Coco

>>382319056
I'm going for pure nostalgia. I need the Crash.

>>382319009
Nintendo games never, ever drop in price. If anything they go up over time.

My local game store still sells the DS era Pokemon games at full price.

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>delivery delay
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS UPSET

>>382319189
Sometimes they get rereleased as Nintendo Selects. It's how I got Pikmin 3 for 20 bucks.

>Crash's new walk cycle
It's pretty great.

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>>382319243
>Best Buy delivered it early

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>>382319143
>missing out on crash's gem dance, the true patrician choice is to alternate between levels

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So who is waiting for Nintendo Switch release with me?

>>382319373
If it happens I'll double dip for portable and 4k Crash.

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>>382319467

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>>382319334

>Digital
>Got it exactly when I should have

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>>382319467
>cheese grater

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How should I go about playing this?
The first is the hardest, so it doesn't seem right to play it first despite it being the logical decision.
Second is the best, so you wouldn't want to play it first either.
Third first, and you're just asking for your muscle memory to fuck you up on the other two because no more upgrades

>>382313727
Halway through the level, there was an outline of a gem. You need to acquire the Green Gem from a later level ("The Lost City", which is the 3rd level on the 2nd Island and then come back. You will then be able to go up and destroy the final three boxes.

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>>382319523

>>382319740
Release order, obviously.

>All these new Coco images thanks to the remaster

Best timeline

>when you try to cheese the Tiny fight in Warped by standing in the top left corner, the obj_motherfuckers in the arena literally throw cheese at you

The last great betrayal of Amazon. These fucking cunts aren't delivering the game until the 5th.

>>382319280
>nintendo selects
This reminds me, what ever happened to Greatest Hits? Is it too early for Sony to start the line on PS4? They're only in Asian territories right now as far as I can tell.

So they've proven they have what it takes to remake good games, but will they have what it takes to create some good NEW crash games?

>>382310495
t.dsp

>>382319949
where are you from

>>382319946
I love all these new Easter eggs

>>382315308
think about it, who was made fun of for years? millenials
What are they gonna do to repress their hurt feelings? shit talk a generation that isn't known for fucking anything up yet
simple victim complex

>>382319946
https://twitter.com/zombcunt/status/880103085036761089

>>382320015
I want them to make a new game with Twinsanity's level design as a basis using the new engine.

>>382316957
Something interesting, you can actually make it across the 3 firepits in PS1 Crash, but in this the firepits go faster so you have to go into the back.

>>382314656
I see you don't know how to math
21-22 mate

>>382319990
PS4 already has Greatest Hits, but only in Asia.

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>keep dying on the hog level because of the Tiki bastards
HOW DO I PASS THEM

>>382320182
>twinsanitys level design
No thank you. You want them to make the same mistake twice?

>>382320335
>You want them to make the same mistake twice?
but Twinsanity was fun

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>>382320112
the poor fuckers

>>382316015
>missing the green gem on the first run
>STILL posting the webm

Sometimes you need to keep stuff to yourself, anon.

What's the tech for going fast? I didn't try for any of the relics in 1 (I will but not yet), but I'm doing them in 2 and I can't get anything beyond a sapphire.

so is the game floaty?

>Input delay ruins double jumps

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>Toxic Wastes redone track

While i hated a few of the redone tracks i can give them this one

>>382315723
Ripper Roo jumps around in a pattern on every bar of health.

1st: Center -> Bottom Left -> Center -> Bottom Right

2nd: Center -> Left -> Bottom -> Right -> Center

3rd: Left -> Top -> Right -> Bottom -> Left

He will never ever jump on the Top Left or Top Right platforms. Time the TNTs around his movement.

So did they actually make the game harder in general or am I being memed on

>>382320474
Is there any tech for going fast in 1? Top time for the first level is 22 s, and I can't see how it's even possible to get anything less than a 24 at best.

>>382320610
it's the exact same. people just forgot the original difficulty.

>>382320610
Crash 1 is slightly easier
Crash 2 and 3 are the same

You're witnessing baby casuals whining that the games don't fucking coddle you.

>>382320474
You get Speed shoes for crash 2 when you've beaten the game.

>>382317153
>There would be a decent sized window of error that makes up for the laggy input that a game like a platformer could not possibly have.

Anon have you ever even seen a rhythm game? The windows of error are absolutely minimal. Also >muh 1.5ms input lag ruins everything and I suck because of it. Get fucking real.

>>382320610

Modern console babies got a dose of old games and they can't handle it. They're used to a checkpoint in every hallway.

>>382315723
for the first two bars of health I just stood at the top 3 pillars (he doesn't go to those) and jumped on the TNT boxes just as they started floating down stream. Very safe, he doesn't go to you at all. For the last one he'll start to jump to you, just go bananas for the last one until you win, that boss was fucking bullshit

>>382320505
No, they nailed the gameplay. It plays pretty much exactly like the originals.

>Didn't Pre-order, bought digital on launch day
>Can't get the themes

I never pre-order digitally but this is a legitimate regret

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>that annoying level with the pigs on the high bridges
>mfw I find out you can just run along the rope on the edge and I just cheat the whole level

PC when?

>>382320617
1 doesn't have any upgrades. I don't remember my time but the way I got the relic there was by getting 3 masks and using them to run over the line of boxes, breaking the time freeze ones without having to lose time jumping on them.

>>382320869
Only thing I wish they changed was adding a restart to Crash 1, just so I don't have to back out to the map every time for coloured gems like in the original.

>>382320610

The game is exactly the same, that's why there is so much bitching.

>>382318051
To be perfectly honest with you, only PSP/Vita emulation of PS1 has next to no lag. On PS3, even with component cables and 1080p, the lag introduced in PS1 games is very noticeable (racers like Wipeout are basically trash with it), may it be the emulator itself, or the controller input (remember DS4 did away with analog buttons because of input lag), to the point that using an original PS1 on the same LCD with no upscalers makes it acceptable in comparison. Nothing like CRT TVs of course.

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>>382320876
Same here. I really want them

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>>382321096
>Concerned classic Crash avatar
Guess I'll just have to stick with Protoman

>>382320983
Does it actually work well?
I remember this being possible in the original but it was hard to pull off and easy to fall off.

I played Crash 1 so much though, I know the game inside out.

>>382321021
I agree, it can get annoying when trying to get the gems. I also don't like how the initial intro is unsinkable, it's short but still I'm getting tired of watching that shit.

did they make the bosses more challenging or is that just me? i could've sworn they were easier on the PS1 version

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>butt blasted hand held babies complaining about the difficulty
>Meanwhile older fans are pic related

>>382320876
>>382321096
I preordered the physical copy cause screw a digital one, I already get DRM'd hard from Steam
>>382321176
If you get it right and just go in a straight line using the D-Pad it works. I wasn't able to jump between sections though since it was angled and pushed my sorry ass off

>>382321236
wow EPIC meme my friend LUL XD

>>382311129
>>382311192
Smartphones didn't even exist when I graduated high school.

I didn't have my first cellphone until I was in college.

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>heavy machinery's n. brio bonus level

>>382321236
I kinda wanted an optional mode where crates resets on death. Imagine the amount of butthurt

>>382321349
Everyone had a Razr when I was in like 5th grade and I'm a 96 babby

>>382321330
You seem upset

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>Bonuses count for gems now
>I have to backtrack for the N.Brio icon in Lost City

>>382315723
wow you suck
You will be rekt by N brio

>>382321351
The one where you have to jump around on crates? Now imagine doing that if you had to restart the level every time you failed it.

>>382321351
just getting through the levels is easy enough for me since I grew up with games like crash but going out of my way to try to get every single box is making me DSP a lot

An 8.1/10 average is worth it to me if it means an actually faithful remake. The reviewers complain they didn't "modernize" the gameplay but let's be honest, that just means infinite lives, a perpetual Aku Aku mask and Checkpoints every two seconds.

>>382321457
As it seemed to have boxes reset, it kinda grew on me, it made the game that much more challenging and fun.
Sunset Vista, a notoriously long level was always dreadful but it felt so great if you finally manage to pass it without dying and get rewarded with a gem.

>>382321630
The no deaths stuff is what gets me, especially in 1.

>>382311331
Gen X Is the 70s through early 80s, millennials are mid 80s to 2000

>>382321595
For some reason I had no trouble with it using a keyboard on an emulator. But I spent at least 20 minutes this time

Why did they completely ruin the sound? The "remastered" soundtrack and the sound effects both. If you are going to bank so hard on nostalgia then why the fuck would ruin the most easily latched onto aspect when it comes to nostalgia? Every time I get an extra life I am instantly forced to realize that I'm being expected to pay money just to relive something that they aren't even giving to me properly.

>>382311129
01/26/1996 , get on my level

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why did they make it so you can't hit Pinstripe out of key moments anymore?

>>382321673
I can't understand what they mean by "modernize the gameplay". It's a 1:1 remake.

>>382311476
they added checkpoints for shitheads like you

>>382310685
I beat crash 3 when I was 5 years old as a millenial

It's just like I remember it.
The bullshit in crash 1's first level with those 10 crates you hop on in a row is still fucking gay.

>>382320876
i didnt preorder. still got the code on my receipt

>>382321673
The game really makes you strive for those sweet checkpoints, every little fruit counts for getting as many lives as possible. The checkpoints feel valuable, like you earned it.
>>382311129
I think "millennial" should be split into two halves, earlier and later with 1995 or 96 in the middle

>>382311476
One checkpoint was more than enough.

>>382321736
Using the d-pad makes it easier to control. Probably the same with a keyboard. If you're not doing it already, use the d-pad instead of the stick on crate hoping sections.

>>382314208
it's meant to be this way ya nub

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>>382321691

I busted a nut the first time i got that stage's gem

>Trying to get the gem in lost city

Someone tell me I'm not alone in this suffering.

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>>382321764
>1996

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>>382316419
>destroying the bouncy box before leeching the last single apple out of it

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>>382310495
all you do is walk forward and jump, what is wrong with you, op.
I'm not trying to be an ass, see a doctor and get your brain checked, immediately.

>>382321691
>Old school mode
>Change Checkpoint crates for 1-Up crates
>Add a trophy for complete that mode in al 3 games.
Ultra rare

>>382320983
>annoying
it's the best level in the entire trilogy

>>382321813
You don't need to do that straight away, just come back when you're more used to the controls. You can just normally run through if you have 3 masks, the boxes break after you pass. That bit is easy mode compared to other crate hoping parts anyway.

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>>382316623
>>382316804

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To people having trouble with the objects on the hog, never dip in to their path more than you have to. Think back to battletoads (the level on the jet ski) the trick is to just dip into the corner of their projected path to avoid another threat or get a box, then immediately back into safety. I hope I helped.

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>>382322002
>apple

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I'm picking up the N Sane Trilogy today after work but now I'm kind of worried knowing that they cranked up the difficulty.

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Never understood why dark souls players called others scrubs and ordered to git gud. Now i know. Feels amazing.

Is this 'its so difficult' thing a meme? How could it be any harder than the original?

>>382322413
they didn't, it's the same as it was back then you pansy

>>382322413
Except for the fact the only game that has any difficulty changes is technically easier.

>>382313006
1998. Not trying to brag, but the average 18-20 year old is a lot fucking smarter and more mature than most millenial 25-30 year olds. You guys are a great example for how not to do everything. Gen Z is resourceful, hip, smart, and for the most part good cultured. And it's not fucking batshit insane like all of you.

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>>382322413
>I'm kind of worried knowing that they cranked up the difficulty.
bait, or did you not read the thread?

>cant skip startup videos
>still has to load once it gets to the main menu
>then load again when you choose which game
>then load the level
why? If it was fast I wouldnt mind

where does coco keep the gems

>>382322574
In her nature's pocket

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>>382322574
In her pockets

>>382322574
In her marsupial pouch.

OH MY FUCK

COCO HAS A PLANT VORE DEATH ANIMATION HAHAHAHA

Anyone else who played Stormy Ascent think it was easier than Slippery Climb?

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>Playing the new Crash 1
>Failing dozens of easy jumps
Christ, this is embarrassing.
Didn't realize how much I relied on the slide jump till it was taken away.

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>watching some french stream
>The High Road level
>gets fucking demolished and complains

>>382320212
I actually made it without using the back way, it took like 20 tries but I timed it to JUST get through on 3 jumps. I'm estimating it's gonna have to be nearly frame perfect to replicate and there's no fucking way I'm trying it that way again.

Is Crash 2 piss easy as I remember?

>>382322940
Streams are the best thing wish i could watch them but i do not wanna spoil much before i get my copy.

>>382322856
physics are fucked up

dont worry, it's literally not you

>>382320324
You can't kill them so you just have to time running past them. They're always cycled the same as you pass them so once you figure out which side to be on to avoid them it'll never change.

>>382322856
I keep holding down the jump button thinking it'll make me go higher. Also it feels like I'm not supposed to jump right at the edge of pillars when I really am supposed to. Forgot after several years how precise you had to be to beat these 90's platformers.

>>382323096
I think you do go slightly higher by holding jump compared to just tapping it.

>>382323071
Oh, I didn't realize!
I only played Crash 1 once when a friend borrowed it, so it's the only one I haven't revisited since the 90s

Thanks for the info

>>382317271
They absolutely fucked up The High Road. The turtle physics are beyond fucked now. There's a lot of little glitches and shit which can really fuck you up. Also what's with the generic credits for every game? This was a really rushed effort in some respects.

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>first game over was on The High Road

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>tfw prototype Koala Kong

>>382316957

>jump on the wall and hide behind it

FUCK, NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT I REMEMBER THAT TRICK FROM THE ORIGINAL, I managed to clear the 3 pit jump legit though but fuck.